queen is a cat

Before this.

Lin Shortan wants to find out all her ex-boyfriends.

She wasn't joking before. There was a freezer in the corner of the kitchen. After opening it, she could find two bags inside, and the mouth of the bag was tied tightly.

She dragged the two bags out of the freezer, put them on the floor, and then went to Jiang Yanxue's bedroom. There was a strong aroma in Jiang Yanxue's bedroom, just like her body often had the same smell.

There is of course a reason for such a strong fragrance, because only a strong fragrance can block the gradually corrupting atmosphere.

Her first ex-boyfriend was in this room, and when she lifted the sheet, she could see a bone lying under the bed without a head.

Open the top box of the closet, and you can see a completely shriveled head inside, surrounded by a lot of lime or something.

Even on her dressing table, there is a part of her boyfriend.

For example, her most commonly used lipstick is bright red, moist and extremely beautiful.

Lin Shortan dragged all these messy things out and placed them next to the coffee table. Jiang Yanxue was still struggling at first, but then she stopped struggling and just stood there in a daze, with a line of tears on her cheeks. tear stains.

Lin Short put all the corpses on the ground, and then clapped his hands.

She turned her head to look at Jiang Yanxue, and couldn't help but soften her tone: "If you get rid of dating, your life is actually pretty good."

"Girls like your age don't have any background, and not many can have a place in the entertainment industry. Even if you have been playing the second female lead, you have acting skills and are a good person. Sooner or later, you will be Can stand out."

"After you found your first boyfriend, you were deceived, and then you found a second and third one. Could it be that you can't live without a man?"

She didn't say this in a sarcastic voice, but really had a question.

The reason why Lin Shortan was puzzled was, of course, because she had the same gender, and she didn't feel the urgency of lacking a partner. She had lived for so many years and had never been in a relationship. Didn't she have a good life all the time? ?

In the future, she will not have the idea of ​​falling in love, because she can't find another monster like her. She thinks it's good to raise human beings, do something she likes, and just live like this.

So I can't understand why human beings like to have sex and mate so much, and fall in love so much. It feels completely unnecessary.

Could it be the desire to reproduce?

Sitting opposite Jiang Yanxue, she seemed to be doing nothing, but black mist continuously came out from all over the room and gathered in front of her.

For the sake of short-sightedness, Lin Short said seriously: "In our non-human world, the more powerful a monster is, the less likely it is to have a partner. Probably because for monsters, their long Life is more about getting stronger, and a weak partner will only be a drag."

"The stronger you are, the closer you are to immortality. The closer you are to immortality, the less desire to reproduce. Only those who have not been demons for a long time and still have the rich emotions unique to short-lived species will have the urge to fall in love. "

"So I have no way to understand the thoughts of you ordinary humans. In my opinion, you are an outstanding woman among ordinary humans. There is absolutely no need for you to be betrayed by men..."

Lin Short tilted her head, she didn't know how to describe it, anyway, she felt that Jiang Yanxue's current behavior was really strange and completely unnecessary.

Jiang Yanxue was tied up on the sofa, and she looked weird at first, as if she wanted to cry but couldn't, but now she smiled inexplicably, although the smile was a bit ugly.

Her mouth was blocked, so she couldn't make any sound, just the heavy laughter, which always gave off a sad mood when it echoed throughout the room.

But Lin Short will not have it.

In front of her, three human figures formed by black mist quickly gathered, with only blurred facial features, and looked a little dull. She casually rolled the three ghosts into balls and placed them on the table.

Then he removed the stuff that was stuck in Jiang Yanxue's mouth.

"Have you ever eaten a ghost?"

Jiang Yanxue calmed down, she even looked a little obedient, she shook her head, and stared closely at Lin Short.

Lin Short-term stuffed the dumpling to her: "Do you want to try it?"

"Some ghosts are a bit bitter, some are a bit astringent, and some are sour. Anyway, I haven't tasted a few times so far. The taste is sweet soul."

"But delicious souls are really delicious, but they are relatively rare."

"What will happen if I eat them?" Jiang Yanxue said hoarsely.

"It's difficult for human beings to digest this kind of thing, and they will probably have a stomachache." Lin just retracted his hand in an instant, and then Jiang Yanxue had already bit the small ball on her fingertip and swallowed it forcefully.

There are two more, Lin Duan is not going to give her to eat, taste it by himself, his expression is very disgusted, obviously the taste is very bad, and it even gives people a feeling of corruption.

She vomited twice, and sat there drinking tea. After taking two sips of tea, the door was knocked open, and the police with live ammunition rushed in.

Obviously Lu You called the police very timely, and the police came very timely.

It was Lin Short who was sitting there drinking tea, with a few broken corpses on the ground, and Jiang Yanxue tied up on the sofa. It was inevitable that people would misunderstand that Lin Short was more like the murderer.

Lu You didn't run away, he kept sticking his head out at the end, his face was so pale that he didn't look like a human when he saw the things on the ground, the one whose head was separated was nothing more than that, the other two corpses had already been chopped into pieces One by one, they were packed in a bag, which was frozen hard. As soon as the bag was opened, the body parts rolled out of it silently and fell to the ground.

Lu You squatted at the door and vomited miserably, tears came out of his vomit.

Jiang Yanxue was still taken away in the end. She killed someone and would always be punished by law, but when she was taken away, Jiang Yanxue turned her head away.

She looked at Lin Short with complicated eyes, anyway, Lin Short couldn't understand what she meant.

"Why... why did you come back to me?"

Probably what she wanted to ask more was why did you enlighten me, why did you tell me this, why did you help a person who was doomed to die.

Lin Short's expression was very serious: "The braised pork you made is delicious."

Jiang Yanxue was stunned for a moment, then suddenly smiled, tears streaming down her face slowly: "You're right, I'm too stupid, they don't deserve to be liked by me."

Lin Short went to take a note, and was sent home by Lu You. Lu You looked at her with awe-filled eyes: "Miss Short...don't you feel disgusted?"

"Huh?" Lin Duan looked at him suspiciously.

Lu You is still sick to his stomach now, thinking that the freezer containing the dead body is in the kitchen, he stayed in the kitchen for so long, and even ate the rice cooked by Jiang Yanxue.

vomit……

Now I want to throw up again.

Lu You clutched his stomach, his whole body looked listless

: "That's a corpse..."

"Maybe the knife in the kitchen was used by her to dismember the body! And that freezer is in the kitchen, and I actually ate it... vomit!"

He retched again, tears streaming down his face, he was just a poor and helpless ordinary young man, why did he have to suffer this...

"You said before that you wanted to catch ghosts with me." Lin Shortan looked at him with the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his mobile phone: "That's it?"

"It's different, that's different." Lu You and his last stubbornness insisted until the last second: "Corpse and ghost...can they be the same?"

Lin Duan didn't understand him very well, didn't people also eat corpses all the time?Pig, cow, sheep.

It's too double standard.

Although she doesn't eat cats, Lu You doesn't eat people either.

It's too fragile, no wonder the old man wants to send him over for exercise.

"Then I'll take you there next time."

Lin Jiantian went home, and because of the record, it was already late when she got home, so she inevitably told her shit-shoveling officer what happened tonight.

Lin Short's storytelling is particularly boring, and even the tone of voice is not much cadenced, which is flat.

While speaking, he sighed: "Human beings are really strange, I don't understand."

Ji Lan quietly stretched out her finger, wiped the corner of her mouth, and asked her in a low voice, "She said she likes you?"

Lin Short thought about the scene where Jiang Yanxue was holding a kitchen knife and wanted to be 'together forever' with her, a little unsure: "Maybe?"

"Did you throw away the corpse? Go take a bath first." Ji Lan put the hot water on, tested the temperature, and when she felt that it was about the same, she hugged the kitten in the bathtub.

Kitty Maomao doesn't like bathing very much, but she still turned herself into a cat, and stayed in the bathtub obediently, mainly because...she also remembered that she just touched the corpse today.

Dirty.

Today, for some reason, Ji Lan took a bath and washed her very carefully. Usually, it can be washed in about half an hour, and it takes more than an hour to dry it.

Lin Short was washed in a daze, and always felt that he was about to be washed bald.

Ji Lan gave her a bath and dried her, then held her up in front of her and smelled it, only smelling the scent of shampoo, then nodded in satisfaction: "Go to sleep."

The bewildered Lin Short was stuffed into the bed, and for a long time, he couldn't figure out why the humans he raised looked weird.

She originally said that if Lu You was not feeling well, he could rest for two days, but the next morning, Lu You still came over, but his face was still ugly.

After Lin Short got into the car, with a little panic in his eyes, he leaned over and whispered, "Jiang Yanxue is dead."