queen is a cat

And...and it didn't seem like it was just a dream.

Because since that dream was over that day, he has been haunted by a female ghost. Although he is the only one in the family, he always feels that there are other people in the family, and there is an invisible person living with him. It felt so terrible that he even moved to live somewhere else, a friend's house, or a hotel, but it didn't work.

Like a shadow.

Especially in the eyes of others, he was no different from a lunatic. Later, he couldn't take it anymore, so he went to Bai Lin.

"Dream very often?" Lin Shortage asked seriously, he nodded, and then said: "And they are all very strange, like waking up from a dream, sometimes hazy, feeling like I was washing my hands, and then there was a person standing next to me, and that was the feeling."

Lin Yusen rubbed his face vigorously, he really felt that he was going crazy, and if he continued like this, he would die sooner or later.

Either he was scared to death, or he couldn't bear to commit suicide.

Lin Short looked at him with that strange look, and then said, "How should I put it? You are also very good, and you really dare to lift your hijab."

Lin Yusen had a bitter expression: "I don't have a choice..."

"Actually, it's okay. It doesn't make much difference if you lift your hijab early or late. Anyway, when you answered that sound, something was settled." Lin Short said calmly: "You may have slept well at that time. I was in a daze, so I didn’t hear it. Before your name was called, they read the marriage certificate first. Once the marriage certificate is set, your relationship is settled. If you don’t lift the hijab later, she will be your wife. , so you don't have to be depressed."

Lin Yusen:? ?

Is this called consolation?He was speechless for a moment.

After reacting, his expression froze again: "Then...then can I still be saved?"

"Of course there is." Lin Short stood up and patted him on the shoulder: "I'm just a little curious, how did she marry you in the dark? There is no birth date, nor your nails, hair, etc. , how did she find you..."

A ghost marriage is usually two dead people, or one dead and one living.

If it is the former, when both parties have passed away, take the horoscope of the date of birth, the two parties will join together, set a date to move the grave, and move the ashes of the two people together, and then they can get married.

If it is a dead person and a living person, the engagement must be made first, and the marriage letter must have the birth date. Whether it is nails or hair, as long as it is a part of his body, it can be used as a substitute.

But the engagement letter requires the consent of his parents or one of his own. At that time, his name was called. If he didn't respond, it would not be effective.

however……

When Lin Yusen heard this, his regretful face turned blue, but there was nothing he could do about it. Once again, he might respond in a daze.

But when it came to the horoscope of birth, he asked in a low voice: "Is it possible to calculate the horoscope of birth from the date of birth?"

"Indeed, it's best to be accurate to the time."

Lin Yusen: ...

"Then my birthday can be found on Baidu Encyclopedia..."

It is actually not difficult to get his hair or something. After all, people can't stop themselves from losing their hair. If you want to, you can collect it.

Lin Short felt that he was pitiful, and patted her on the shoulder: "Being a celebrity always has gains and losses."

Public figures are like this, he always has to get used to it.

Lin Yusen was not comforted at all, and his expression was very complicated.

"Then I'll stay tonight and let me see your wife."

Lin Yusen: ...

The mood is more complicated.

"Then I'll pick you up tomorrow morning." Bai Lin got up very relieved and left first: "I will remember to bring you breakfast!"

After Bai Lin left, Lin Short-term and Lin Yusen sat opposite each other. The atmosphere was a bit weird. Lin Yusen was a little embarrassed, mainly because he seldom stayed in the same room with girls, and even had to spend a period of time. night……

It wasn't even dusk when they came, and the female ghost probably hadn't come yet, so Lin Duan just snuggled up on the sofa and asked Lin Yusen to turn on the TV for her.

Her leisurely attitude also infected Lin Yusen, making Lin Yusen feel that Lin Shortchang must have the chance to win, that's why he was able to be so calm, the whole person has calmed down a lot.

As the night gradually fell, Lin Yusen began to fidget again, mainly for the past two days, he was so entangled that he was going crazy, and his face turned blue when he thought of that female ghost.

Lin Shortan remained calm, and directed him: "You wash the grapes."

Lin Yusen went to wash the grapes diligently, and also washed the other fruits, and brought them to Lin Shortage to eat just like the offering.

Lin Short waited while eating fruit, waiting for the female ghost to appear, darkness completely enveloped the earth, and through the window, he could see the lights on the street light up one after another, and night was coming.

At the moment when the night came, the curtains automatically moved without wind, even Lin Yusen, who couldn't see the ghost at all, could vaguely feel that there seemed to be something extra in the room.

He sat up straight in an instant, his body was stiff, and he looked in all directions with an indescribable panic, probably because he knew that something was coming.

Lin Tiantian bit the grape, squinted his beautiful cat eyes, and glanced across the room. If he could solve it quickly, he would still be in time to go home.

Ji Lan is alone at home, how lonely~

Lin Yusen couldn't see it, but she could see that a female ghost in a red wedding dress appeared quietly in this house. After she found out that there were other people in the house, her eyes changed instantly. He became very resentful, full of a feeling of catching a mistress.

However, she didn't give Lin Yusen any resentment at all. Instead, she looked like she wanted to kill Lin Short.

He almost pinched Lin Short's neck and scolded, "It's you, a vixen, who seduced my husband!"

"Is the female ghost you mentioned a round face with a mole on the left corner of her mouth, and she looks fierce?" Lin Shortan asked Lin Yusen curiously.

Lin Yusen nodded quickly: "Yes!"

That's right.

She stood up and said, "So you married him in the dark?"

"None of your business!" The female ghost rushed over with resentful eyes: "Get away from my brother! Or you will die!"

Lin Shortage raised his hand and slapped the female ghost against the wall: "Do you have any misconceptions about yourself?"

"Forcibly marrying someone without the consent of human beings. This is called a fraudulent marriage. It is the kind of moral and legal system. I hope you know."

"I don't think you look like a ghost who hasn't gone to school. Why don't you have any legal knowledge?"

The little cat is very disdainful, even a cat like her who has not gone to school knows that cheating on marriage is wrong, okay?

The female ghost obviously didn't expect that Lin Short slap could slap her against the wall. The whole ghost was stunned for a moment, and when it woke up, it was full of shame and anger.

"My brother married me voluntarily! He is willing to marry me!"

"You don't know anything! You talk nonsense!"

"Bah, you are shameless, you can say such a thing! Can you ask your brother if he agrees?" Lin Shortcut grabbed Lin Yusen from one side and wiped his eyes.

Originally, he couldn't see anything but Lin Yusen, who was talking to himself just because of Lin Shortage. Immediately, the image of a female ghost appeared in front of him. He was so scared that he leaned back. Something twisted.

He happened to hear the female ghost yelling there, saying that he married her voluntarily, and he was so angry at the time: "It's not that I don't have it! I don't want to marry you!"

Lin Yusen is wronged, he doesn't know this woman at all, he doesn't know who she is at all, who wants to marry a stranger!Not crazy!

No, this is still a strange ghost!She is not even human!

Blood and tears flowed from the ghost's eyes immediately. She seemed to firmly believe that Lin Yusen liked her. When Lin Yusen said that, she immediately went crazy, her voice was high-pitched and sharp, and the listeners were dizzy.

"elder brother!

Didn't you say you like me?Didn't you say that you want to be with me for the rest of your life?Didn't you say that I am the wife you admit?Why!Why are you refusing to admit it again!Is this woman seducing you!Did she seduce you?I will kill her now!You are my...you say my husband! "

Her facial features were all distorted, and she looked very hideous. Lin Yusen was so frightened that he hid directly behind Lin Short. He was really wronged. He really didn't know this woman, and even suspected that she might have hit her head when she died. , otherwise why the speech is so strange.

She rushed forward like crazy, but for Lin Short, she was too good. Lin Short only needed one kick to kick her back to the corner.

"You really don't know her?" Lin Shortage looked at Lin Yusen suspiciously. She didn't want to help a scumbag by herself in the end.

Although it is said to use people's money to eliminate disasters, Lin Tiantang still has her own bottom line. She is a good cat.

Lin Yusen almost swore to prove himself: "I really don't know her! I have never been in a relationship since my debut! I died unjustly!"

"You said it!" The female ghost's soul was a little unsteady, and she took two steps forward, her face covered with blood and tears: "You said you would love me forever! I have proof! I have proof!"

She fumbled around her body randomly, and soon found a mobile phone, and she didn't know who burned it to her.

There is no difference between the mobile phone in the underworld and the mobile phone in the yangworld. Anyway, the functions are the same.

She searched for a while, found a recording or something, and clicked play.

Immediately, a very gentle man's voice came from inside: "I like you very much, can you marry me?"

Lin Short turned around and stared at Lin Yusen silently, Lin Yusen almost collapsed: "This is my line in the TV series, it's a line! She must be suffering from paranoia!"

"You said it! You said it!" The female ghost kept repeating these two sentences, she seemed to be deeply obsessed, but something was wrong with her obsession, as if she had really confused her cognition.

Lin Shortan suspected that she might have been Lin Yusen's brainless fan before she was alive, otherwise how could she still remember wanting to marry Lin Yusen even after she died.

The female ghost kept asking him: "Brother, do you remember? You said before, you said you like me the most, let me wait for you, I am willing to wait for you, no matter how long you wait, And now that I am your wife, why do you still treat me like this..."

Lin Yusen's mentality collapsed: "I really don't know her, I'm really not a scumbag!"

"I killed her...you'll come back to me if you kill her, right?"

The female ghost staggered up, her figure was a bit blurred, her smile at that moment looked extremely bloody, and what was even more bloody was that her body instantly melted, completely turning into a pool of bloody unknown Immediately afterwards, the object surged towards Lin Short-term.

Lin Yusen's scalp was numb, and he quickly took a step back, almost sitting on the ground. Fortunately, Lin's short figure, although not very tall, could completely protect him.

Lin Duan didn't even need to use his hands, as the golden light spread from her body, completely dispelling those red things.

Those red, bloody things backed away screaming, and were soon cornered by the golden light, looking extremely pitiful.

As a result, a pool of blood squirmed non-stop at the corner of the wall, not daring to approach Lin Duan at all, and even started calling for his father.

Yes, she's calling Daddy.

At this moment, a black hole suddenly appeared on the wall behind her, and a hand stretched out from it, and the female ghost immediately turned into a human form, was pulled in by the hand, and disappeared.

Lin Duan took a step back, watched her run away, and was a little angry at that time: "She still has foreign aid!"

Lin Yusen was even more anxious: "She ran away! She ran away! Then what should I do?"

The female ghost seems so persistent, she will definitely come back to him again!

"I beat his father together!" Lin Short-term was aggressive, she rolled up her sleeves, and said, "Let me find out where she is first!"

Lin Shortan had been thinking before, how did such a female ghost with an abnormal mind complete the whole ghost marriage process?It turned out that there was someone else behind her.

At first I thought it was an inspirational story about a female ghost who is a fan of brains and will love even after she dies, but I didn't expect it to be a gnawing old man, relying on my father.

Lin Yusen witnessed the whole process of Lin Shortang beating the female ghost with his own eyes, and he was immediately full of confidence in her, wishing to hold a small red flag beside him and call 666.

Bring tea and water to the boss, squeeze his shoulders and beat his back.

"Then is there a way to find them?" Lin Yusen had seen a similar method of opening an altar before, which was very complicated and required various props.

Not to mention chicken blood, glutinous rice, talisman paper, etc., it looks very complicated anyway.

"No need." Lin Short-term squatted down to the corner where the female ghost disappeared, reached out and knocked, and then, her arm suddenly became hairy, and a pattern could still be seen vaguely.

Lin Short stretched out his furry arms and pierced into the wall, but there was nothing blocking it.

As if she had stuck into a dog hole, she fumbled around in it, as if she was looking for something.

While looking for it, he explained: "They escaped, and they didn't take the road on the bright side. You can understand that they entered a special space, just like entering the underworld from the yang world, and they also need a passage, but after entering it is not It will come out immediately, I just want to grab them back before they leave."

"Ah! I found it!" Lin Short-term made a sudden force, as if he had caught something, and then pulled it out forcefully.

The female ghost who had already run away closed and opened her eyes, and came back in front of Lin Short. The whole ghost was a little unresponsive, and looked at Lin Short in a daze.

Lin Guangan grabbed the female ghost with one hand, pawed at the hole with the other, and shouted inside: "Your daughter is in my hands! If you want your daughter, meet here at this time tomorrow. If you don't come, don't blame me." Don't show mercy!"

After finishing speaking, Lin Short stretched out his hand calmly and closed the hole.

Lin Yusen: ...

I always feel that Lin Short is not a serious boss.

His eyes fell on Lin Short's arm, and he wanted to ask so much, but he didn't dare to ask. He watched Lin Short as he took that female ghost group, bait, into his pocket as a hostage.

"I'll come over again at this time tomorrow, and I'll settle this matter completely by then, so you don't have to worry too much."

Lin Yusen was a little ashamed: "Then...then are you going home?"

"Of course." After catching all the ghosts, why don't you go home?

Lin Shortan took it for granted: "He won't do anything to you, at least tomorrow. After all, I have a hostage in my hand, so you can rest assured. If you are really worried, you can also go with your friends tonight live."

"But...but I'm worried that he will take me as a hostage and want to exchange hostages with you." Lin Yusen said tactfully: "Or...or you stay?"

Lin Yusen was afraid that she might misunderstand, so he specially explained: "I will sleep on the sofa while you sleep! Is that okay?"

He was mainly cowardly, with a pitiful look in his eyes, probably because he was afraid that when Lin Tianchang left, the ghost's father would send another ghost to catch him.

He was not the kind of courageous person in the first place, even if he was courageous, after these two days of torment, he would probably be discouraged, so he really hoped that the boss would stay with him tonight.

Of course Lin Yusen also knew that he couldn't let others accompany him for nothing, so he said decisively: "I can add more money!"

"I beg you!"

I really don't care about the image.

Lin Shortage actually wanted to go home, mainly because there was still a human being at home. She hesitated for a moment, and then said, "I'll make a phone call first."

She called Ji Lan and said that she might not be able to go back tonight. Ji Lan was very considerate: "Then I will pick you up tomorrow morning?"

"No need, don't you have to go to work in the morning? You have to turn around to pick me up and send me back. Are you tired? Just let Bai Lin come." Xiaomaomao felt that she was very considerate, He also said to Ji Lan: "Don't be afraid to sleep alone, I will go home soon!"

"Yeah." Ji Lan said with a little smile: "I'll wait for you."

Lin Short hung up the phone, went back to the room, and said to Lin Yusen who was nervous, "Then I'll stay and protect you all night."

The main thing is that this matter can be resolved tomorrow, and after tomorrow night, it will be a very safe day.

Lin Yusen was very grateful, and specially prepared supper for Lin Short. He can cook, but he is not very proficient, but he keeps a lot of packets of rice noodles, snail noodles, hot and sour noodles, etc. at home. s things.

These things are very simple to eat, as long as you cook them a little bit, and then put some green vegetables you like, they will taste very good.

Kittens seldom eat this kind of food at home, mainly because her owner thinks that it is junk food, and she rarely eats it. If it is not because she likes it very much, maybe they will not even eat hot pot at home too often.

So when Lin Yusen dragged out his collection and asked Lin Short about what he wanted to eat, Lin Short's eyes stayed on the snail noodles for a long time, and finally he chose the snail noodles according to his desire.

Snail powder is similar to stinky tofu. Although it smells a little strange, mainly because of the strong taste of sour bamboo shoots, it still tastes very fragrant.

Lin Yusen cooked two packs of snail noodles, put some blanched vegetables in them, and made a luxurious Plus version of snail noodles for Lin Shortan.

The biggest problem with things like snail noodles is that the smell in the room will last for a long time after cooking. People who don’t like to eat snail noodles may not be able to bear the smell, just like people who don’t like to eat durian. The flavors were a little smothered.

Lin Shortan was still able to accept the taste, and the two of them held a bowl of snail noodles and ate a supper.

To be honest, what happened tonight was really exciting. Lin Yusen really didn't expect that one day he would actually be able to see ghosts. In reality, he could see ghosts in a waking state.

Although he was very scared and panicked, it was indeed a little exciting and a little novel. In addition, a stranger came to the house. Although he was a big boss who made him feel safe, he couldn't help falling asleep. .

As for Lin Short, she is also a demon, although she usually likes to sleep, but she doesn't feel sleepy without sleep.

Sleeping is just for her to feel comfortable, it is not a necessity.

She just likes to maintain the nature of cats and cats, and sleeps when she feels sleepy. They non-humans will not starve to death if they don’t eat, but don’t everyone still like to eat?

Lin Yusen didn't sleep and she didn't sleep either. The two of them sat in the living room and started playing games out of nowhere. Lin Short is very good at games. Then you can beat Lin Yusen.

Lin Yusen refused to admit defeat, always felt that he would definitely win the next round, and just played round after round until dawn.

At dawn, the manager came over, mainly because he knew that he had invited a master, so he wanted to come over to see if it was successful this time.

As a result, after coming over, when he knocked on the door, Lin Yusen, who had blue eyes like a kidney deficiency, opened the door.

broker:……

Did you invite a master, or did you invite a vixen?