queen is a cat

All in all, their production crew finally started successfully. Lin Short's early appearance was in men's clothing. The makeup artist was actually a little worried when he first saw her, because Lin Short's appearance is not neutral at all.

She is the kind of pretty lady who is very standard, even the kind that makes people feel soft, with a bit of cat's charm, how can she not feel peaceful when she wears men's clothing!

The makeup artist fell into a sluggish state, staring at Lin Short, not knowing what to do.

Lin Shortan was quite calm, and advised her: "You can find out how you feel first, don't worry, the director won't rush you."

The makeup artist struggled there for a long time, still didn't know what to do, and finally said directly: "Why don't you get into the scene first and let me see the status, maybe I will know how to paint."

"It's okay." The smiling kitten was very fast, and the expression on her face and other aspects changed in the blink of an eye. She leaned on the back of the chair and lazily raised her head to look at the makeup artist. There weren't too many changes, just the change in eyebrows and eyes, which changed Kitty Maomao's temperament.

If I had to describe it, it would be full of danger, cold, and full of disgust and indifference to the world.

Her voice also sounded different from before, as if Qing Lingling's ice cubes had shattered on the ground: "I don't like looking up at people."

The make-up artist was still looking for a feeling, so she squatted down subconsciously. She didn't know why, anyway, the moment she heard the order, she just...

And there is also a scalp numbness, like an electric shock.

She squatted on the ground and raised her head to look at Lin Short. From this angle, she had another feeling, arrogant, but because of her overly delicate facial features, even arrogance would not make people feel angry.

The make-up artist suddenly covered his face and let out two beeps.

"What's the matter?" Lin Shortan returned to his normal state and lowered his head to ask her.

The make-up artist said while humming: "I think... if I am the leading actor, it doesn't matter whether I am male or female!"

Good-looking is enough!

She rekindled her fighting spirit: "I think I can do it! Come!"

The makeup artist quickly got up from the ground, pushed Lin Short on the chair forcibly, and then opened his makeup box.

There seemed to be flames burning in her eyes. Those who can be a make-up artist are those who have a high appreciation for beauty. To put it bluntly, most of the make-up artists are Yangou.

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The whole makeup lasted for more than an hour, mainly because the makeup artist adjusted it several times to ensure that the effect was just right, and only then did Lin Shortage be released.

It can only be said that make-up is worthy of being one of the four major magic arts in Asia. Lin Short was a little surprised when he looked at it in the mirror.

After she changed her clothes and put on her make-up, she walked out of the dressing room. The director had been waiting for a long time, but he was too embarrassed to rush in. After all, Lin Short was different from others. Standing behind her was the entire Tianyu, The director wants to show more face.

After all, there is no other company that is willing to give him such a great freedom to invest money and do nothing. Who doesn't like such a funder father!

Anyway, the director himself likes it very much, so it is normal for Ai Wu and Wu to like Lin Short.

He has already thought about it, even if the effect after putting on makeup is a little worse, it doesn't matter, good acting skills can make up for many things, at worst, it will be a one-on-one sex.

As a result, the director was stunned as soon as Lin Short came out, mainly because the effect was much better than expected, and he still hadn't reacted a bit.

After a long time, the director said: "Our drama will definitely explode!"

There was a bit of inexplicable excitement in his voice: "If you don't explode, I will eat X!"

Lin Yusen poked the director silently: "That doesn't have to be so loud, director, don't you feel that many people are looking at you with strange eyes?"

Very excited director: Huh?

Before he could react, his attention was drawn back by Lin Short, and Lin Short tilted his head: "Does the director think it's okay?"

"Don't be cute! Maintain the state just now." The director quickly said: "Just the state just now, yes! How cool are the thieves!"

Lin Short-term: ...

The more the director watched it, the more delighted he was, and he wished he could shoot a section now. After thinking about it, he couldn't bear it anymore: "Shoot first, shoot first!"

No matter what, let's have a good time!

Lin Shortage just started her new drama shooting life so happily. She really likes this role, otherwise she wouldn't have liked it at first sight, so she would have acted anyway.

So she was really having fun.

The only problem is probably that the male number two will fall in love with the male lead, and she is still a little bad at acting in emotional scenes.

Although the director said it very euphemistically, she could feel it. The director hoped that she could act better.

Lin Shortage will feel a little wronged at this time, she is not human, and because of a special reason, she is indeed a bit unable to share the feelings of human beings, and it is inevitable that she will suffer when acting in emotional scenes.

This is impossible.

Although the director said that she has acted very well now, if it really doesn't work, the current state is acceptable.

But Lin Tiantang couldn't accept it himself. He could act better, so why should he be satisfied with a half-finished product?

Kitty Maomao is in a bad mood, but most people can't tell, Ji Lan was the first to notice.

As a human excrement shoveler, it would be too dereliction of duty if there is no way to find out that his kitten is in a bad mood.

Ji Lan specially made a lot of delicious food, and asked Kitty Maomao in a low voice when she was eating happily: "Why are you in a bad mood recently?"

"I'll tell you later." After hesitating for a while, Kitty Maomao speeded up and finished his meal before chatting with Ji Lan about what happened before.

She was a little depressed: "I still understand a little bit of human feelings, but love is too complicated. I liked someone last time in a performance, and I imitated it."

Ji Lan sat there without speaking, and suddenly said after a while: "It is said that acting skills are divided into method school and experience school. As the owner of an entertainment company, I vaguely heard what they said. Although it may not be right, but My understanding is that experiential means trying to make yourself into that character, and in the process, you can use various methods, such as experiencing what that character has experienced.”

"So do you want to give it a try? Find someone to fall in love with, maybe you will feel it."

Kitty Maomao thought about it for a while, and suddenly felt that it made sense, but hesitated a little.

Her hesitation was so obvious, Ji Lan poured her a glass of water, then leaned over and asked her softly, "Are you worried about something?"

"I don't want to have sex with humans." Kitty Mao said aggrievedly. She was willing to do something to improve her acting skills, but that didn't mean she was willing to wrong herself to have sex with humans or non-humans in order to improve her acting skills. ,match.

"Besides, falling in love with someone for the sake of acting, what's the difference between that and the kind of scumbags among you humans who cheat on marriage?"

Ji Lan smiled.

"Falling in love is not the same as mating or mating. There is a saying among us humans called Plato, which refers to spiritually pure love that abandons desire and pursues spiritual communication and rationality."

"As for the latter, it's really difficult, because you have to find someone who knows that you are deliberately dating someone to improve your acting skills. This is not considered cheating."

"That's right." Kitty Maomao sighed, and then said, "How do you find such a person..."

As she was talking, she suddenly turned her eyes on Ji Lan. If she wanted to fall in love with humans, why not try to fall in love with the humans she raised?

Kitty Maomao's eyes sharpened in an instant: "Alan, do you want to try to fall in love with me?"

She whispered: "I don't know who to go to... You know the situation, so if I fall in love with you, it's not cheating you. I think it's very good."

Ji Lan smiled, and the smile was gentle: "If this can help you, of course I am also happy."

"Then how do we fall in love?" Lin Tiantang breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little better. The humans she raised are obedient and obedient, and it's really great to be able to help her.

Ji Lan was also stunned for a moment, probably because she suddenly realized something, she had never been in a relationship...

Kitty Maomao tilted her head, with a pure face: "What's the matter? Don't you know it too? It's okay, I can still go to Jiang Yanxue..."

"I will!" Ji Lan pressed the kitten, "It's not good to trouble outsiders, of course I will."

"I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll talk to you in detail when I come back."

"Okay." Lin Duan just nodded obediently.

Ji Lan immediately got into the toilet, first opened Baidu to search for the specific process of dating, and found that when it comes to this, most of them are just talking about dating, sex, and the like, which is not nutritious.

So Ji Lan was silent for a while, and then sent a WeChat message to her little assistant.

Ji Lan is the kind of person who seldom contacted his assistant outside of working hours, so when he received the WeChat message, the assistant was shocked. He was cooking at the time, with his mobile phone in his hand, and saw the message that popped up on WeChat It was sent by Ji Lan, and regardless of whether the semi-finished product in the pot was still cooked, she quickly opened WeChat.

Then the little assistant was stunned.

Fuck, is this the catch?

His soul of gossip burned instantly. Of course, more importantly, he didn't have much experience, so he didn't know how to answer for a while.

After hesitating for a long time, the little assistant still shared some experience with Ji Lan seriously. After all, he has a girlfriend anyway, and he has a little more experience than Ji Lan.

Ji Lan over there quickly received a reply from the little assistant. She looked at the WeChat messages one by one and fell into deep thought.

After a long time, probably because she would be misunderstood as constipated if she didn't go out of the toilet, she left the toilet silently and faced Lin Shortness again.

Ji Lan took out her usual state in the meeting, sorted out the love experience provided by the little assistant, which she had memorized long ago, one by one, and began to talk in detail with Lin Short.

"Actually, falling in love is very simple."

"It's about dating frequently, preparing surprise gifts for the people you like, missing each other all the time, and doing some more intimate things."

In order to prevent Lin Short-term from misunderstanding, she added a special sentence: "This does not refer to copulation or mating, but kissing and hugging."

After thinking about it for a while, Lin Short asked doubtfully, "Isn't that how we usually get along?"

When Ji Lan came home from get off work or went on a business trip, she would always bring her presents.

They will also miss each other, one of them is working outside, and the other will keep in touch from time to time, and even take the initiative to visit the class like Ji Lan did.

As for dating, wouldn't she also turn into a kitten when she was free, and follow Ji Lan to the company to play?This should be considered a date.

The last line of kissing and hugging, isn't this a daily routine for the two of them?

Don't they kiss and hug each other regularly?

If you look at it this way, falling in love seems to be no different from getting along with them normally.

Ji Lan was also stunned by this conclusion, probably because Mr. Ji found out after careful consideration that what Xiao Mao Mao said was too reasonable, and she had no way to refute it.

But this is not acceptable!

Ji Lan pondered for a long time in a slightly anxious situation, and finally bit the bullet and said: "There are still some differences. If we want to fall in love, then we are each other's girlfriends. We call each other differently from different angles. Let's do it again." Those things might be different, too?"

"I haven't been in love much, so I don't know very well. We can try it out and explore it a little bit."

"You're right." Kitty Maomao nodded, and then rushed over to hug Ji Lan: "Girlfriend, I'll listen to you for the rest of the matter, you should learn more and gain some experience!"

"Okay." Ji Lan caught the kitten, thinking about something that no one knows, but she didn't hold back, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, obviously in a very good mood.

"Then from today, the two of us will fall in love!" Lin Shortan announced aggressively: "I will treat you well, girlfriend."

Ji Lan knew that Kitty Maomao didn't have the nerve to fall in love at all, but she still couldn't restrain her good mood, and then said: "You can see which day you are free, and then we will try dating first."

"Okay, when I'm worried that I'm free, you're not free." Kitty Maomao said worriedly, "It feels like you're very busy."

Ji Lan said nonsense seriously: "I haven't been very busy in the past few days. You can adjust it according to your schedule and spare a day or two for dating. You just need to see when you are free. "

Lin Short-term believed her very much, so he nodded, "I'll go back and ask the director!"

On the first day of having a girlfriend, there was no difference from usual. The two of them just embraced and lay on the sofa like a salted fish, counting the salt particles on each other until the night gradually deepened.

Lin Short got up very consciously: "Then I'm going to take a shower, do you want to go with your girlfriend?"

Ji Lan: ...

Do you want to give her such a surprise on the first day of dating?

Lin Short said confidently: "You are my girlfriend, of course the two of us are going to take a shower together, I'll get the clothes and wait for you in the bathroom!"

Ji Lan: ...

Pain and happiness.

She didn't want to describe in detail the whole process of taking a bath with Lin Short, firstly, because of possessiveness, and secondly, the process of pain and happiness is not easy to describe in words.

If I have to say it, I can only say that I feel like I am dreaming, my mind is completely occupied by soft little bubbles.

No one knows how soft, how white and tender the kitten is, and how obedient it is in her arms, it makes people crazy.

Ji Lan wondered how she managed to control her rationality, and when she thought about it afterwards, she felt that she couldn't do it at all!

Ji Lan, who said he wanted Plato, had more messy things in his head than anyone else at that moment.

She suspected that if she came a few more times, she might go crazy.

Isn't that the most painful thing in the world?The one she loves is in her arms, and the two of them have established a relationship, but she can't do anything, and she has to pretend to be a decent person.

Fuck you serious people.

She doesn't want to be serious at all!

And Kitty Maomao has no sense of crisis at all. After taking a bath, a thin bath towel is wrapped around her body, and she snores while hanging on her body.

Raising those charming cat eyes from time to time, and leaning against her lazily and sleepily, President Ji went numb.

Before confirming the relationship, she was calmer. After confirming the relationship...

The floodgates are open and can't be closed!

Especially when the two of them are sleeping together at night, Kitty Maomao likes to lean on her body, and the legs of the two of them are almost entangled. Ji Lan can't keep calm at all, so she almost reads scriptures to herself.

However, there are some things that can't be controlled by chanting scriptures. Neither Taoist nor Buddhist gods and Buddhas can save her.

Fortunately, she is a woman, no matter how excited she is in her heart, she will not show it physically if she is thinking about something strange, at most her body temperature will be slightly higher.

If it's a man... emmmmm

Ji Lan spent another night in this painful and happy feeling, and the next day Kitty Maomao went to the director and asked which day he could adjust the time and start the show earlier.

The director also joked with her: "I want to ask for a leave of absence. I'm not the kind of impersonal director. I'm not going on a date with a boy, right? It's okay to fall in love at your age, and you can experience the kind of The feeling of being in love is to be careful not to be photographed by others."

Lin Short shook his head, and the director thought the same. Lin Short looked a little too innocent, and he didn't seem to be enlightened in this area at all. He didn't know how long he would have to wait for her to fall in love.

Then without waiting for the director to speak, Lin Short said: "It's with boys, it's with girls."

director:……

What he wanted to say was completely stuck in his throat, and the director was stuck, and it took him a long time to react: "Girl... girl? That's fine, I'll give you a day off."

No matter what the director said, he has been in the entertainment industry for so many years. He has never seen any ups and downs. How many people say that they have no partner or love on the surface, but they are married everywhere in private.

There are also many people who like the same sex, but the general environment is still not very friendly to homosexuals, otherwise the same-sex marriage law would have been passed long ago.

Because he has a lot of experience, the director is relatively calm, and has even begun to guess, who is the girl who is with Lin Short?

It's quite capable to make Lin short-term enlightened.

"Thank you, director!" Of course it would be better to have a date for one day, Lin Shortage immediately went to tell Ji Lan happily.

The director was left alone to guess and guess. The main reason was that Lin Tianchang didn't have any friends in the circle, let alone any scandals, and he didn't have that kind of suitable guessing object.

The director, whose curiosity was completely aroused, wanted to ask, but this was obviously very rude, so he forcibly controlled himself.

Of course, the director also guessed that it might be Ji Lan. After all, it was Ji Lan who accompanied him the first time he saw Lin Short. Who is Ji Lan?An extreme workaholic. In the past few years, he was either working overtime or on the way to work overtime. In the past two years, it seems that the whole talent has relaxed a little.

Such a person is willing to accompany Lin Shortan to the audition, which shows that the relationship between the two of them must be extraordinary!

But when he thought of this, the director vetoed himself again, how could such a workaholic fall in love!

Or think about others.

Lin just turned around and sent a message to discuss with Ji Lan. The director said to give her a holiday, so of course it can be any day, and she can choose whatever she wants, so the next thing is to see which day Ji Lan is free.

When Lin Shorten asked, her voice was sweet: "Girlfriend, which day are you free? I can be any day."

Ji Lan's heart softened, and she wished she could pass through the screen immediately, hug their kitten, hug her and hold her high.

Therefore, he softened his voice: "I can do it any day, I'm all free, why not just tomorrow."

If it weren't for the fact that most of the day has passed, it would be a disadvantage for Kitty to ask for leave today, Ji Lan would have chosen today because she didn't want to wait for a moment.

The little assistant next to him holding the documents has a weird expression, are you free any day?Is this what their workaholic season can always say?

Too ooc!

But thinking that they might be in love this season, the little assistant's expression gradually calmed down, hey, after falling in love, Mr. Ji is no different from ordinary people.

I even called him last night to learn from him!

"Then tomorrow will be fine!" Lin Short-term hurriedly told the director that the time to ask for leave would be tomorrow.

The director happily granted her a vacation, and said, "I didn't see your driver today. I'll take you back when I get off work."

"No, someone is coming to pick me up."

The director's soul of gossip immediately ignited, it must be his girlfriend!Definitely is!

So when Lin Short was getting off work, the director went over to take a look, and there was indeed a car to pick him up. The car stopped in front of Lin Short, the door opened, and Ji Lan walked out.