The years when I opened a farmhouse in my hometown

Where in life do we not meet each other, Xiao Wang felt a big hole in his heart, he was speechless, what kind of shit fate is this.

When changing trains, it’s okay to meet the boss and the leader. A small hotel in the country can barely be said. In Yunshui Village, there are banquets. There are 5000 people, nearly [-] to [-] banquets. hit.

This is embarrassing.

What's more, he came here with tears and nose to ask for leave. He was completely shameless in order to drink the anchor's wedding wine.

Well now, when I came out to play, I bumped into my immediate boss, the big boss.

What kind of shit luck is this? When buying lottery tickets and scratching the prizes, he doesn't have such good luck.

The immediate boss nodded to him, his face was expressionless, sullen, and he didn't seem to want to talk to him very much.

On the contrary, the big boss was very kind, with a gentle smile on his face, and greeted Xiao Wang: "Let's drink together, haha, you don't have to be restrained outside, you should eat, drink, and go back to work. .”

Xiao Wang immediately grabbed his neck and nodded nervously: "Okay, okay, I will definitely go to work when I go back."

He doesn't know now whether the boss's words are true or false.

What the big boss said was quite pleasant, but at this moment Xiao Wang felt that there seemed to be some other meaning in the big boss's smile, which made Xiao Wang feel like he was on pins and needles.

Seeing the young people next to him taking pictures with their mobile phones and making various small videos, Xiao Wang was completely afraid. As for his boss and leader, he didn’t seem to be affected at all, and he actually took pictures and chatted like everyone else. It's still a pleasant conversation...

"..."

With the sound of a series of firecrackers, Yunshui Village was filled with smoke. The choking sulfur-scented firecrackers and some broken red paper scraps brought Xiao Wang back to his senses.

Immediately afterwards, he saw some small bowl-sized dishes began to be served on the table one after another, a total of twelve. These small dishes contained peanut candy, sesame candy, malt candy, mung bean cake, and red dots. Small steamed buns, small money oranges dyed with icing sugar, fried peanuts, melon seeds and so on.

There are long benches under Xiao Wang's buttocks. On the four sides of the table, there are three seats on one side on average, and some tables are slightly empty, and two people are seated. There are bowls and chopsticks on the table, which are the same signs as the farmhouse.

Now all kinds of fried seeds and pastries are served, and everyone is very humble.

"Come on, eat, eat."

"Don't be polite, everyone, treat it like your own home."

"The other tables ate too, and we started to eat too. There will be other dishes to be brought up in a while. If you don't eat quickly, you will be removed..."

……

In fact, these words are very commonly used polite words and modest words at dinner parties and drinking seats on weekdays, but everyone was familiar with them at that time, and some people were hosts, so it doesn’t seem to be a big deal to say these words. As soon as I pushed it, I started eating with chopsticks.

But now, the key point is that everyone is not the host. It is a bit strange to say this, and Xiao Wang is still a little embarrassed.

These people are really not polite at all.

This is obviously a guest invited by the anchor.

Just when Xiao Wang was complaining, surrounded by netizens who didn't know each other, and all ate the things on the table, they stretched out their hands and ate the things on the table.

To be honest, no one would eat the sesame candies, peanut candies, and peanuts on the table if they were left at home.

Nowadays, people are full of mouths. When I was a child, I thought it was a very happy thing to eat this. But now, when I eat candy, I have to eat imported ones, and chocolates, or white chocolates, and I have to bring a brand name. of.Those who eat roasted seeds and nuts should eat nuts, pistachios, pecans, macadamia nuts...

When I go to a relative's house to pay New Year's greetings, I don't touch any fruit except cherries and strawberries...

Peanut melon seeds, as well as that kind of bulk sesame candy peanut candy, each one is dry and sweet, who eats it! ! !

It's all right now, although everyone doesn't know each other, but at the moment of eating, anyone who continues to hesitate is a fool.Xiao Wang also joined the team, and then ate peanut candy, malt candy, some mung bean cakes...

After each ate a piece, there was nothing left on the plate.

Everyone's hand speed seemed to be very good, and they ate very elegantly, without dropping any scum, and everyone didn't speak, but in the blink of an eye, the contents of the twelve plates were almost empty.

In the end, there are only melon seeds and peanuts left, but the quantity is not much.

Xiao Wang had quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed some melon seeds, just put a melon seed in his mouth and knocked it, and looked up, the melon seeds and peanuts on the plate were useless.

"..."

Everyone is cruel.

There's no need to be modest, is there?

Anyway, no one knows anyone, so eat your stomach first before talking.

Xiao Wang also deliberately went to look at other tables, and found that not only their table was like this, but other tables were also like this. The plates were empty within a few breaths.

Originally, when everyone was grabbing or eating these cakes and roasted seeds and nuts, some of them fell on the disposable tablecloth. Soon, the melon seeds and peanuts that fell on these tablecloths were also picked up. up.

Everyone ate with relish, as if they had never eaten such a delicious thing.

Xiao Wang kneaded the pumpkin seeds in his mouth, thinking to himself, they are really delicious.

The small dishes were taken away again, and after a while, dishes like flowing water were brought up one after another. At the beginning, there were some small cold dishes, which contained preserved eggs, shredded kelp, fried crispy peanuts, and spicy dried fish ...

At the same time, there was a soup pot of fish balls, these fish balls were boiled fat and white, each one was as white as jade, and some green onions were sprinkled in the soup.

It smells delicious.

There are also fried black fungus with sliced ​​meat, steamed egg dumplings, the steamed grains are crystal clear, steamed pork with fat, spicy and delicious Maoxuewang, yam pork rib soup, fried rice noodles with sour pepper minced meat, pickled pork with preserved vegetables, Charcoal grilled fish and more.

The dishes of the banquet in Yunshui Village are mainly made according to the ingredients brought by these tourists, because some things need to be prepared in advance, and Yunshui Village will prepare some in advance.

So, as the tourists ate, they discovered that some green vegetable cores, small green vegetables, broccoli, ham sausage, salted duck eggs, duck in sauce, meat with toothpicks, and braised beef were also on the table.

Also, it looks like that kind of cold dish.

Even the duck necks were served in plates.

The tourists were speechless. Are they poisonous? Can't they bring some normal dishes?

Why do you bring so much ham sausage, the one with duck neck is the same, we are here for a feast, hey, can't you bring some chicken, duck and fish?

In fact, it depends on the luck of the dishes served at each table, because in the back, many dishes are not uniform, and everyone can't help but look at the next table after eating.

Then I saw, oh my god, the roast duck on the table was almost sprayed, and the table next door was eating eight-treasure porridge!

This is the wicked one, how many eight-treasure porridge did you bring? Is this also a dish? ? ?Look at the side again, um, people are not very nice, they are eating canned coconut meat...

Xiao Wang stretched his head and saw what seemed to be salted fish on a table...

Then everyone ate in silence and started to swipe their mobile phones. Some people were in the tourist chat group, some were on the forum, some were under the official blog, and some were on the app forum of Yunshui Village. They started posting pictures, going crazy How unreliable is my friend who complains about it! ! !

"I can swear to God, the dishes I brought are absolutely normal. I bought some meat and fish in Wuling City, and put them together with ice cubes, but why are the dried salted vegetables on the table for me? Fish? Did that grandson bring it?"

"Is it outrageous for you to have my table? A plate of cotton candy! That's right, it's cotton candy. I have never encountered such a banquet in my life, and now I have encountered it."

"I eat ham sausage here, haha, I'm going crazy. I used to think that eating instant noodles with ham sausage was something to show off. When I have a job, I will feel a little sad to eat this ham sausage. , Damn, I still came here by plane, changed a few times, and I just came here to eat ham? I ran almost [-] kilometers, and I came here to eat ham!!!”

"I think all of you are very good. Do you know that first I put a big pot of canned coconut on the table, and then I brought a pot of eight-treasure porridge!! I hate this grandson, so I can't bring some good food?"

"I'm eating boiled dumplings, I'm already numb, I can taste the taste of these dumplings, Sanquan, family pack, one bag of one kilogram! Really! I just ate some twisted boiled eggs, I hate Those wicked, smoking fellows."

"What do you have here? Do you know what I am? A plate of orchid beans, after eating, you thought it was over, but a plate of green beans came, and another plate of dried sweet potatoes, I doubt it will be delivered later Here is a plate of potato chips... This is completely a snack that someone bought according to their own taste, what kind of food are these, this is the most record-worthy wedding banquet I have ever eaten."

"……...Speak weakly, you are nothing here, really, I brought a plate of spicy strips here, and when I served it, the people at our table were shocked!!!"

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Damn, how wicked.

Can't you bring some normal dishes?

Although everyone complains about it, it is still very fun to eat, especially if you think your food is terrible, then look at the next door, I will go!

People are worse than you.

The tourists complained wildly, and those who didn't come to the banquet left messages one by one, laughing so hard that they couldn't help themselves.

As the protagonists of the wedding banquet, Shen Xiaoyun and Li Youan had already organized a wedding procedure in Yunshui Village the day before the wedding banquet, that is, the Shen family had a meal, changed their words, and then offered tea or something.

At this moment, the banquet was in full swing, and the two protagonists came out to thank the guests present.