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Latest Hot Discussion: Highlight!Who else doesn't know the great joy of Sheng Yunze walking around the playground today?

[Photo: Sheng Yunze turned his head to talk to the head of the discipline inspection department while walking]

Happy new year, happy new year, I wish you all a happy new year. I thought I wouldn’t be able to see the school flower until the 500-meter long-distance run in the afternoon. Who knew that he walked around the playground in the morning like taking the wrong medicine. Could it be that he swiped on WeChat for a walk? count?Hua, you have a strong desire to win and lose!

...God, give me a detailed taste, did he come down to benefit mankind?Why didn't I have this awareness, this face, these legs, and this figure two years ago!Such a big Sun Xiaohua did not forget to start a fan tour, and the sisters burst into tears on the public screen!

[Tearful eyes, Immortals descend to save all beings, Amen]

[I'm teary, by the way, don't shake your hands when you take pictures, there are more than a dozen posts related to Sheng Xiaohua today, and your photos are the most blurry]

[The front row sells 500 high-definition photos of school flowers, if necessary, add xxxxxxxx]

[He used to be the head of the Discipline Inspection Department, let's see the work of newcomers? ]

[Sheng Yunze's family is really rich, so he changed his watch again]

[I observed his face up close today, it's so damn good-looking, so good-looking, so good-looking]

[The hostess of Seventh Middle School is shameless]

[@administrator Upstairs picking things up and not deleting posts, waiting for group fights? ]

[Is this watch stable? How did it get into Sheng Yunze's hands? ]

[It's not that Hua Bao can't afford this watch, how do you know it's from Duan Yi? ]

[I said how many nicknames you girls want to give Sheng Yunze...]

[Reply to the 10th floor: You go and see for yourself, Duan Yi didn't bring a watch today]

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"Athletes participating in the 500-meter long-distance race, please go to the inspection office for inspection."

The radio creaked, and the sweet female voice rang through the playground, repeating it again.

"Athletes participating in the 500-meter long-distance race, please go to the inspection office for inspection."

Jiang Wangshu pinched the napkin and patted Duan Yi's collar: "Don't be nervous! Run well!"

Duan Yi complained: "I think you are the one who is nervous."

Jiang Wangshu pretended to take out a napkin and wiped his face: "My son travels thousands of miles and my mother is worried..."

Duan Yi kicked him on the leg: "Get lost!"

Sheng Yunze took off two autumn school uniforms, revealing the short sleeves inside.

According to the requirements of No. [-] Middle School, every student has to wear school uniforms from inside to outside. Especially, the sports meeting is held together with No. [-] Middle School. In order to show the sense of honor of the No. [-] Middle School as a whole, those who do not wear school uniforms will be punished.

When everyone saw Sheng Yunze taking off his coat, their small eyes swished over.

Jiang Wangshu said with emotion: "You see, this is the effect of a beautiful woman taking off her clothes."

Then Sheng Yunze was wearing a school uniform and short sleeves, and everyone's expressions instantly fell into a trance.

Jiang Wangshu continued to comment: "I found that the beauty is wearing a red padded jacket."

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Jiang Wangshu: "For example, don't be angry. I think everyone wants to see the group seats in private clothes, just like wanting to see beautiful women in lace underwear, but the beautiful women don't understand the style, so they wear red cotton jackets, and that's the effect. "

Duan Yi: "Can you pretend to be normal in your mind every day?"

Jiang Wangshu: "I heard people say that you bet with Sheng Yunze?"

Duan Yi: "Yes. Why?"

Jiang Wangshu said inscrutablely: "It's nothing, just ask."

As soon as Duan moved away, Jiang Wangshu took out two pen holders from his pocket.

"Let me clarify the rules first. The money won by the Duan class is placed on the left, and the money won by the group seat is placed on the right. The price is fair, and there is no deception. If you have money, you will get money, and you will leave if you buy it..."

The 500-meter long-distance race inspection is at the end of the 50-meter track.

When Duan moved, he had to wait half an hour before he could start running. The second batch of long-distance runners from the No. [-] Middle School and the No. [-] Middle School were divided into two groups to stand in line, with clear camps.

He bought a bottle of yogurt from the vending machine and planned to finish it and do warm-up exercises.

Turning around and seeing Sheng Yunze being entangled by the host of No. [-] Middle School, Duan Yi thought to himself: This person is Fu Ya.

Fu Ya seemed to be a bold and pungent woman. As the saying goes, a strong girl is afraid of being pestered by a man, but it also makes sense the other way around.

She brought water for Sheng Yunze, but it's a pity that Sheng Yunze didn't buy it and treated her like air.

Duan Yi was amused in his heart, saying that Sheng Yunze's temper was notoriously cold, if he ignored someone, he wouldn't speak, and he didn't feel embarrassed, so that people would retreat.

This time when she met someone with a thick skin, Fu Ya said to herself: She is not embarrassed.

Sheng Yunze met a master.

Duan Yibai picked up Sheng Yunze's jokes to watch, and found an excellent spot to watch them with a haha.

Sheng Yunze didn't like Fu Ya's type.

Duan Yi can safely and boldly say that Mensao doesn't like people who actively chase him, but likes people who chase him himself.

He also doesn't like those who are flirtatious by nature, who can tease anyone, but he likes those who are only flirtatious to himself.

He remembers...

Duan Yi was trying to recall how the dog-like and somewhat handsome Professor Sheng chased him in the parallel world, but his memory was stuck, and he couldn't recall it.

Struggle for a while, forget it.

Anyway, I have come back, thinking about things over there will only add to my sadness.

Having said that, Duan Yi couldn't help but sigh.

He is biting the yogurt straw, which is his little habit, and he likes to bite the straw flat.

Psychologically speaking, this kind of person is either insecure or obsessive-compulsive.

Duan Yi raised his head, and when Sheng Yunze had no time to pay attention to him, he took a good look at the troublesome face of his husband. If he didn't look good, Fu Ya wouldn't come to harass him.

As a result, looking at it, Sheng Yunze's face was getting closer and closer to him.

Until floating in front of yourself.

"Does it look good?" Sheng Yunze asked without emotion.

"Fuck." Duan Yi was so frightened that he almost leaned over the railing.

Sheng Yunze quickly supported him with sharp eyesight, and Duan Yi steadied himself, feeling ashamed of being caught: "I didn't look at you, I just looked casually."

"Oh." Sheng Yunze replied, "You just watched it for 10 minutes?"

……Hold.

Duan Yi covered his face: How come I get caught every time I do sneaky things!

He had nothing to say and found something to talk to: "Do you want yogurt?"

Sheng Yunze caught a glimpse of Duan Yi sitting there drinking yogurt like an idiot, with a cute and ignorant expression, and biting a straw, like a cat.

"Don't drink." Sheng Yunze said.

Fu Ya stood not far away, eager to try, but for some reason, she was a little afraid to come up when she saw Duan Yi.

Duan Yi didn't notice this girl's Xiao Jiujiu, who was still fighting against the yogurt, sucking the yogurt after drinking it made a "kukukuku" sound, harassing Sheng Yunze's ears.

Then shake it and tear off the yogurt cover.

The crowd who had been secretly watching all the time uttered "Fuck" in their hearts.

Duan Yi actually licks the yogurt cover too!Rich people even lick yogurt caps!

Sheng Yunze didn't expect him to come out, he was speechless: "What are you doing?"

Duan Yi replied honestly: "Lick the yogurt cover."

He was quite serious: "There is still a lot of food on it."

An unknown brand of yogurt was made very sticky, sticking to the paper cover.

Duan Yi is very proficient at licking yogurt lids. He should be a second-level national lid licking athlete. The movements are done in one go, and a soft tongue leaf is stretched out. The contrast between the red tongue and white milk is so strong that Sheng Yunze suddenly became furious.

"Can you stop licking like that?" he asked nervously.

"Huh?" Duan Yi looked up blankly.

Sheng Yunze gave a "tsk", and the fragmented memories of the music classroom were suddenly squeezed into his mind, piled up in all directions to form a complete picture.

The temperature of the segment shift...is very high.

He turned his head unnaturally, seemingly looking at the playground, but he still shifted his slightly parted lips in his heart.

It was fleshy, with a little yogurt sticking to the corner of the mouth.

It must have been hot inside too.

No way, Sheng Yunze couldn't get rid of this scene, so he simply grabbed Duan Yi's yogurt and threw it into the trash can.

The action is also done in one go.

Paragraph shift: =mouth=!

"There's something wrong with you!"

Sheng Yunze said with a paralyzed face: "Eating yogurt before a long-distance run is not good for the stomach."

Duan Yi frowned: "What kind of fallacy do you have, does it have a scientific basis?"

Sheng Yunze couldn't come up with a scientific basis, so he sneered: "Eating so much, it really is a pig."

Duan Yi: "Why are you still cursing people without reason? I warn you not to attack me personally."

"Duan Yi~" Jian Qiao suddenly appeared, looking at Duan Yi with loving eyes.

Seeing Sheng Yunze, a shy expression appeared on her face, and she completed the transition from a heroic mother to a young girl in Huaichun: "The group seat is here too."

She began to imitate the people in class one called Sheng Yunze "Sheng Tuan Zuo."

"It's for you." She stuffed Duan Yi with a piece of chocolate, and then secretly said to him, "You give Sheng Yunze some."

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"Why don't you give it to him yourself?"

Jian Qiao twisted his waist hard: "Don't you know that mother will be shy?"

Duan Yi let out a "wow", rubbed his waist and complained: "I have never seen any unmarried girl vying to be someone's mother."

Jian Qiao: "Don't you men also like to be the father of your peers?"

Duan Yi: "Wrong, Jiang Wangshu likes to be a mother to others."

Jian Qiao: "He's a weirdo, you can't judge him with the thinking of a normal person. I thought you would be able to detect it from the time he drank his wife's oral liquid."

The two heads got together and muttered.

Looking at the harmonious picture in front of him, Sheng Yunze suddenly felt that the world was not so beautiful.

He glanced at his watch and emphasized bluntly, "Have you finished?"

Jian Qiao was taken aback for a moment, as if she hadn't realized it, she blurted out: "Isn't this Duan Yi's watch?"

Duan Yi: "Oh, I bought a watch last year..."

——Give it to Sheng Yunze.

I didn't finish it, and I felt that this sentence didn't seem right.

Sheng Yunze: ...

Fortunately, Jian Qiao quickly justified herself: "You two have such a good relationship?"

She winked at Duan Yi, meaning to ask Duan Yi to say something nice to her.

Seeing Jian Qiao's clean and refreshing eyes, Duan Yi felt guilty for a while, and his guilt rose to an unprecedented height. Thinking that he had messed up Jian Qiao's confession to Sheng Yunze before, he suddenly felt like a vicious supporting role who couldn't get on the stage.

His single-celled nerves also sensed something was wrong.

"He and I..." Duan Yi dodged his eyes: "It's not very good either."

The air pressure around Sheng Yunze dropped quite a bit, and his expression should have been as harsh as possible, "You still have a little bit of self-knowledge."

Duan Yi was suddenly hit by an arrow and almost vomited blood.

Sheng Yunze was also unhappy, the trick of killing one thousand enemies and harming eight hundred is not suitable for use.

Jian Qiao: ...?

Why did the atmosphere suddenly become tense?

Duan Yi quickly changed the topic: "Will you bring water later?"

Jian Qiao took it naturally: "You have so many girls to give to you, so I am one of them, right?"

She pointed to the girls who were already waiting at the finish line of the 500-meter race, holding towels and water in their hands. They were in a state of confusion and solemn expressions, and they were ready to rush up at any time to die. 500 meters.

There are a few paragraphs that are quite familiar.

He thought to himself: Isn't that the one waiting to deliver water to Sheng Yunze?

The girls in No. [-] Middle School are known to be wild, and they chase after school girls without any reservations. They finally seized the opportunity to get close to each other, and they all worked hard.

Jian Qiao: "You underestimate your own face too much, Duan Bao."

She stretched out her hand and pinched Duan Yi's slightly baby-fat face. It was smooth and full of collagen, so she sighed contentedly: "Your face starts at [-] in the sky and the world, and [-] is added for students. .”

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Jian Qiao patted him on the shoulder: "Be more confident."

Duan Yi: "I'm confident that I'm handsome, okay!"

Jian Qiao lowered her voice: "Help me watch Fu Ya, she also wants to chase Sheng Yunze."

Although Duan Yi saw that Fu Ya liked Sheng Yunze, he didn't draw a conclusion directly, and asked instead, "She fell in love at first sight?"

Jian Qiao: "She almost loves Sheng Yunze to death."

Duan Yi said perfunctorily: "Wow..."

Jian Qiao: "But her boyfriend doesn't think so."

"Wow—" This sound was genuine surprise.

"I'm leaving." Jian Qiao waved her hand: "Remember to divide the chocolate into half of the group."

Duan Yi was very rebellious, "Kacha Kacha" ate them all, "Humph."

Turning his head to look at Sheng Yunze, he was not very happy, he has been silent since just now, and now he has opened a Mariana Trench distance from Duan Yi.

Duan Yi wanted to talk to him, but the inspection of the 500-meter long-distance race had already started.

He could only hang his head down, with his ears and tail drooping behind him, like a little puppy who didn't get enough attention and love from his master.

But after a while, he revived with full blood: Forget it, it would be nice to talk to him after the run, if I win this race, I can still ask him to borrow pheromones!

Thinking about it this way, life is still beautiful, and the future is still very bright!

Duan Yi was elated, and began to think wildly: Is it not enough for me to only ask for this one...

I simply changed the first request into "I want three more requests", and then after finishing the two requests, I changed the third request into "I continue to ask for three more requests". The descendants are endless...

The idea was so beautiful that everyone ran far away without hearing the referee's gunshot, and Duan Yi heard Jiang Wangshu roll a physical paper roll into a loudspeaker in the auditorium and yell heart-piercingly: "Son! Run! You are stupid! You came to visit the stadium!"

Duan Yi: "Damn!"

Fortunately, the 500 meters was an endurance run, and Duan Yi slowly caught up with the big team.

The athletes' march was playing on the radio, and then it stopped abruptly, and was replaced by a girl's sweet newsletter: "The next thing is a newsletter from Nanye, class two and three in high school, jumping like a grasshopper, and walking in the air, causing After bursts of amazement, the moment you landed, you touched the softness of the sand, no matter what, stand still... eh? Uh, come on for the long jump, the honor belongs to you forever--I belong to you too, uh..." You got stuck: "Zhi Gao Trinity Class Duan Yi senior...?"

As soon as the broadcast ended, the auditorium staggered with laughter.

The thing Duan Yi was most worried about really happened. He ran and scolded: "Nan Ye, I'll fuck you!!"

"Caracalla", as if someone snatched the microphone angrily, and then Director He roared angrily on the radio: "This Nanye from Class [-] and [-] of high school! Come to the Political and Education Office as soon as the sports meeting is over!"

The 500-meter finish line banner has been pulled up.

Jiang Wangshu "whoosh" jumped from the audience seats to the playground, and then waited for Duan Yi with water and towels.

Members of the student union brought the little bee megaphones, and accompanied by the whirring electric sound, drove the crowd away on the green lawn: "Don't run with you! Don't run with you! If you catch it, write down the class and name! What class are you in over there! You are all told not to run with you!"

Athletes run on the track, and there are people running with them on the green lawn. Some brothers run with them, some with their girlfriends, and some run after the most handsome guy in the school (hereinafter referred to as Sheng Yunze). This scene is intertwined. It has become a small episode in the youth of everyone in every high school. When I recall it many years later, I will sigh with emotion: This is my mother's youth...

——When I was young, I didn’t have a materialized thinking. I liked whoever was handsome. Girls’ minds can be seen at a glance. This is the instinct of chasing handsome guys engraved in the genes!

Duan Yi still had strength in the last lap, and immediately picked up speed to catch up with Sheng Yunze.

The leader is the sports committee member of Class 200, who often plays basketball with Duan Yi Huo Huo. Duan Yi knows that he has great stamina, so he decided not to reserve his physical strength, and planned to start sprinting in the last [-] meters.

Jiang Wangshu mixed among the girls and followed Duan Yi's group of "loose fans" spontaneously organized by the folks, holding the mineral water bottle and shouting "Come on" with tears in their eyes. Every time she passed by the auditorium of her class, Sister Ma led the whole class to stand up together Shouting "Come on, Duan Ban" and "Come on, Tuan Zuo", shouted until Duan Yi was already listening to fairy music, only the whistling of the wind could be heard.

He got sidetracked on the last lap, and his right kidney hurt so badly, but the man couldn't say that the kidney was bad, and he wanted to win Sheng Yunze and asked him to borrow the pheromone.

Thinking of this, Duan Yi ran forward with all his strength, and then crossed the finish line, the moment that everyone was looking forward to - his left foot tripped and his right foot fell to the ground.

However, because his body was longer when he fell to the ground than when he was upright, Duan Yi still took the first place.

Later, the school unanimously discussed that "Duan Yi is completely opportunistic", and it does not conform to the athlete's code-this is too fucking funny, so he angrily canceled his first place and awarded him second place.

Therefore, Duan Yi also created his 1000th two hundred and sixty-five point two three three in No. 65 Middle School, which is accurate to three decimal places. The campus legend: during long-distance running, he won the first place by relying on his fallen body to be longer than standing.

The first one to cross the finish line was Sheng Yunze, but without resting for a moment, he immediately squatted down and grabbed Duan Yi's calf.

Duan Yi was sweating profusely from the pain, and his left foot seemed to be sprained.

A mineral water bottle with half a bottle of water left on the playground was the culprit.

The student union stopped Class [-] of Senior Three from running down to see the anxious students who were in class, and comforted them: "A teacher will take him to the health care center, you go back first, and if you don't go back, points will be deducted!"

"Pain, pain - take it easy..." Duan Yi gritted his teeth.

Sheng Yunze calmed down his panting, only his forehead was slightly sweating, showing the fact that he just won the first place: "Can you stand up?"

Duan Yi tried: "No, it hurts to death, you can call me a stretcher and tell the class, brother is honored."

Sheng Yunze's complexion was not good: "When are you still talking poorly!"

What he said was very serious, and he felt a little more like an elder for no reason.

Let Duan Yi feel ashamed.

Then I thought that the two of them had played with their elders a lot.

Duan Yi felt even more ashamed: ashamed of his shameful thought.

——When the fuck is it, I still want to be pornographic, I am really disabled.

Because of Duan Yi and Sheng Yunze, the 500-meter block was blocked three layers inside and three layers outside.

Girls on the first floor, Omega on the first floor, sister Ma and other comrades who came to give care to Duanban, they couldn't even get a front row.

Everyone moment: ...

Sister Ma educated everyone: "Blindly chasing stars is not advisable, you know?"

Then, seeing Nan Ye who was sweating profusely and couldn't squeeze in, he added an educational sentence: "See, this is the end of losing fans."

While educating, a burst of screams of "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" erupted from the crowd.

Like a pot of boiling water, boiling up.

At the end of the boiling, the ears were deafened.

It is also mixed with various exclamations such as "fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Sister Ma: "What's the matter with me, isn't it true that Duan Ban is really honored? He's so loud, and he's doing star chasing?"

She followed and took two steps forward, then stood there dumbfounded, and let out a powerful voice: "Fuck!!!!!!"

Sheng Yunze hugged Duan Yi and walked towards the infirmary.

——The kind that the princess hugs.