Why is this Alpha like that?

The brightness was adjusted to the dimmest, but the page Sheng Yunze just searched for was still displayed on the phone screen.

Baidu search in blue frame on white background.

Keywords: [crossing]

Various answers popped up: Cultivating Immortals through Time Traveling, I Am a Big Star in Time Traveling, which time-traveling novels are better, returning to my dad’s high school days is a good book, I recommend everyone to read it, the author is Sanqian Fengxue... …

wrong.

What Sheng Yunze wanted to search was not these, he changed the keyword search.

[How likely is it to travel through time and space]

The answer that jumped out this time finally had something to do with what he wanted: can human beings really travel through time and space?Scientists study the feasibility of traveling through time and space, will human beings perish, why no future human beings will travel back...

Sheng Yunze's mobile phone was placed behind the pile of books, and he patiently flipped through one by one.

Then I changed the keyword: [parallel universe]

Do parallel universes really exist?

What are parallel universes?

Scientists once discovered the second universe...

Surprised, you have to click on the real story to watch, there was a parallel universe crossing event in Australia...

The last one attracted Sheng Yunze's attention. As a high-altitude flower who was not very diligent in surfing the Internet, he didn't know that he was about to fall into the trap of Tianchao's great small advertisement.

Just entered at one o'clock, the page jumps, blue, green, green and red headlines crowded together to pollute Sheng Yunze's sight: The first Macau casino is online——

It has nothing to do with parallel universes.

Sheng Yunze gave a rare "fuck" in his heart, and clicked to return - he fell into the second trap of the small advertisement: returning to another yellow page.

Sheng Yunze clicked the "X" in the upper right corner with a deadpan face - he fell into the third trap of the small advertisement: opened the third casino advertisement.

As we all know, protons are smaller than atoms, neutrons are smaller than protons, quarks are smaller than neutrons, and smaller than quarks are "fork" bonds.

If you find it, you have the ability, the key is to be able to fork off to be a good guy: because this "fork" is still a fake "fork" in all likelihood.

Sheng Yunze, who had been tormented by the pornographic net all morning, felt that he was an idiot, so he simply wiped out the screen of his phone.

The irritability in his heart has not dissipated, and Duan Yi's crying "I miss you so much" is still in his mind.

miss who?

Calling his husband while thinking about another man?

The one that marked his neck?

- so annoying.

— bored to death.

"Duan Yi, don't sleep, don't sleep, Brother Bei asked you to get up and answer questions."

Brother Bei, a physics teacher in Class [-] of Senior Three, others are bald and bald in the middle, he is bald on both sides. He is a college entrance examination for Peking University. He was dissatisfied after studying for a year, and came back to re-enter Tsinghua University.

He is very easy-going, but he likes to grab a paragraph and move it to answer questions.

In the fourth class in the morning, in addition to enduring the boring classes, the students also had to endure sleepiness, stomach pain and hunger, and their hearts flew to the cafeteria ahead of time.

Duan Yi slept all morning, stood up in a daze, saw Brother Bei's face, and subconsciously said, "Hello, teacher."

"Yeah." Brother Bei said angrily: "You're fine, Xiao Duan, did you sleep well? I didn't bother you, did I? Look at your face, it's so red, I want to help you The sound is cool."

Jiang Wangshu covered his face: "Duan Yi, I want you to answer the questions, total 96 pages."

By the third year of high school, both the compulsory and elective courses have been completed.

Each school will arrange some review materials to brush up the questions, or as teaching materials.Occasionally, materials will be exchanged between schools, but in order to ensure the enrollment rate, the school will have a mysterious magic weapon for the college entrance examination.

In the second middle school, the teaching and research team of the third year of senior high school painstakingly compiled the general review materials for three years. The nine subjects are complete, top-secret, and cannot be disclosed. It is called "Zongfu" for short.

Brother Bei's purpose was to wake up Duan Yi, and he didn't expect him to stand up and answer this question at all.

"Sit down." He raised his head: "Sheng Yunze, come here."

Sheng Yunze's wandering mind hadn't recovered yet, seeing Brother Bei, he calmly replied: "Choose c."

Brother Bei: ...

Some people in the class couldn't help but want to laugh, and some people had already burst into laughter.

Brother Bei: "Look at what book you are holding?"

Sheng Yunze took a look: Second Middle School Chinese general review materials.

In the corner, there is also Chicken Soup for the Soul and its quotations written by Director He, which are written on every page, which is the hope that Director He places on every student.

On the corner of the page that Sheng Yunze turned to, it was written: At the middle school stage, the relationship between men and women is limited to friendship. If it goes beyond friendship, it is a waste of affection and harms others and oneself!

Sheng Yunze: ...

For some reason, he suddenly rebelliously took a little chance and thought: Duan Yi is not a woman.

"Sit down too." Brother Bei was helpless, Sheng Yunze was his favorite student, and he was so partial.

Jiang Wangshu "tsk tsk" said: "I didn't expect that a student like Xiaohua would be distracted in class, and he knew to choose c even if he couldn't choose the answer."

Brother Bei: "I know that the sports meeting is over, and your hearts haven't been taken back. I know where you went wild last night, but think about it yourself, ah? Can the third year and the second year be the same? Others can't take it back, Is it possible that you can’t take back the first class of the third year? The key class, the top class, the experimental class, the competition class! Brothers and sisters, you work so hard every year to get into the first class to come and participate in it?”

The students in the class who almost fell asleep quickly sat upright.

Brother Bei said earnestly: "I know that you study well and your brains are good, otherwise you would not be able to enter this class. But you can't think that you are superior to others because of this. If you think that you are a genius, you don't need to study or work hard. Let me tell you , I don’t know how many students in the parallel class want to squeeze in, if you don’t want to be sent to the frontier from the first class, you all have to tighten your skin a little bit, you are used to it.”

Jiang Wangshu, as a study committee member, was the first to respond after Brother Bei published this cadenced chicken soup: "I know-know-it-Brother Bei-"

Brother Bei: "It's you, Jiang Wangshu!"

Jiang Wangshu: ...

Damn, shoot the bird in the head.

Brother Bei hates iron but steel: "If you have the ability, you can devote some time to physics, put in [-]% of your effort on English, and your ranking in this competition will not be so low!"

Hearing the word "competition", the students in the class were excited.

Jiang Wangshu was still humbly joking: "Brother Bei is serious, but I treat English and physics equally."

Duan Yi quickly put up a cover: "Brother Bei, I testify that what Chairman Jiang said is true. His English multiple-choice questions and physics multiple-choice questions were all copied this morning."

Hao Shanshan responded positively: "Yes! I also copied the English single choice into a new problem-solving idea of ​​multiple choice."

Brother Bei laughed angrily when these boys sang together.

Fang Yun asked, "Brother Bei, did you get a result in the competition?"

The topic came back again.

At the beginning of the school year, the rematch of the provincial physics competition kicked off in No. [-] Middle School.

Sheng Yunze participated in this competition at the end of last year. He entered the semi-finals at the beginning of the semester and did not take the placement test at the beginning of the semester. That's why Jiang Wangshu got the first place in the grade. He was overwhelmed and became a study committee member. The masses, the dog officials who use their positions to search for people's fat and people's anointing (classmates' homework) to copy.

Jiang Wangshu was dismissed in the first round, and he got into a car accident during the summer vacation. It happened to be the day of his competition. I didn't touch the edge.

The first group went to Jiang Wangshu, Fang Yun and Sheng Yunze.

And the usually unknown abbot, Zhang Xinke: Wearing glasses with thick bottoms of beer bottles, the whole person is miraculous, and the questions are based on calculations-a new socialist magician who tells fortunes.

Calling Xinke is his father's firm belief in science.

There is also the little girl Zhou Yue: a thin and white girl.

"Well, Sheng Yunze, Fang Yun, you two come to my office after class."

Fang Yun's heart skipped a beat, she had no idea.

Jiang Wangshu pulled her ponytail: "Hey, that's fine, Fang Yun, do you want to treat me?"

Fang Yun: "Don't set a flag for me, I will blame you if I lose the election later."

Jiang Wangshu: "Brother Bei is not mentally ill, so he told you two to go to his office to inform you that you two failed the exam? Please, you have been punished with the school belle, so be more confident!"

Fang Yun suddenly took a look at Duan Yi. Duan Yi had completely woken up and was being revived with full blood. With a few swipes, he tore off a piece of blank paper in the lower right corner of the General Office of Physics, wrote a small note on it, crumpled it up and threw it to Sheng Yunze. .

A ball of crumpled paper rolled over Sheng Yunze's desk unexpectedly.

For the class that dared to pass notes to Sheng Yunze during class, the whole class could only find one.

He looked up in Duan Yi's direction, and sure enough, he saw Duan Yi winking at him, saying "pipipipi——" endlessly.

If he said "pi" louder, he would be able to lure Brother Bei down.

Duan Yi was like a normal person, but he was the one who struggled all morning the next day.

He was like a gust of wind, unintentionally causing a mountain torrent.

Sheng Yunze was angry at first, but then thought it was funny, and after laughing, he thought Duan Yi was very cute, his face was snow-white, his eyes were black, like a carefully kneaded porcelain figurine.

He reluctantly opened the note, and his smile stopped abruptly.

Letter on the note: Are you there?

Duan Yi soon received Sheng Yunze's reply, and couldn't wait to open it.

Sheng Yunze's handwriting is astounding as clouds and startling dragons, and the pen is powerful, with two characters written like a flying phoenix: idiot.

Duan Yi wrinkled his fleshy face together and tapped Jiang Wangshu's shoulder, "Why did Tuan Zuo call me an idiot?"

Jiang Wangshu thought to himself, is he willing to scold you?

Then he leaned over and saw that above the word "stupid" written by Sheng Yunze, Duan Yi said "Are you there" crookedly.

Turning his back in an instant, he patted Duan Yi's shoulder deeply: "Tuan Zuo is right."

After thinking for a while, Jiang Wangshu looked at Duan Yi's ignorant look, and sighed again: "Thank you for the invitation, I feel sorry for him, he is handsome, young, and has a good brain, why is he blind."

That posture is almost the same as seeing a handsome guy in the city who doesn't dislike his daughter who is uneducated and hasn't studied for a few days. He insists on marrying his daughter because of his daughter's face. Just like the mother-in-law who wanted to pack up her daughter and marry her.

Before marrying, I have to teach a few tricks of the daughter-in-law's way of controlling the husband, so that the young man will not be blind that day and return his daughter.

Jiang Wangshu said kindly: "It's not easy to meet a handsome guy who is blind in this life. The key is that a handsome guy is not only handsome but also smart. Come on! Duan Xiaokui!"

Duan Xiaokui didn't have time to run the train with Jiang Wangshu, and the bell rang for the end of get out of class. As soon as Brother Bei left, he summoned Sheng Yunze away like a Pokémon summoner.

Duan Xiaokui ran so slowly that she didn't even touch the corner of the Pokémon Sheng Yunze's clothes, and watched Sheng Yunze's back disappear into the corridor.

The classroom was more than half empty in an instant, and everyone rushed to the cafeteria with their meal cards.

The ones who stayed were all secretly ordering takeaways. No. [-] Middle School banned students from eating takeaways at noon, and sent members of the Disciplinary Inspection Department of the Student Union to take turns to stand guard at several places where students took takeaways, destroying several bases of Jiang Wangshu and the others.

This year, Jiang Wangshu had a strategic stalemate with the student union, and even engaged in spy work. He instigated several good people from the discipline inspection department, arranged undercover agents to go in, and fed more than half of the population of the class. He is indeed a rare good seed in politics .

He came in with a takeaway, and a few gay men who were waiting to be fed almost went up and hugged Jiang Wangshu's thigh and called out "hero mother".

As a result, when we got to the door, we were blocked by a little girl from Class [-]. It was a female Alpha with a very aggressive personality. I didn't know what to say to Jiang Wangshu, then handed him a cup of milk tea and left.

The abbot said "Fuck", and led Duan Yi and the whole class to watch: "Chairman, there is something wrong..."

Duan Yi also "fucked": "Why didn't he tell me?"

The abbot said "Amitabha", touched Duan Yi's head, and gave him a blessing, "Almsgiver, you will get used to it if you are green. My wife wants to find Erchun, and even the Buddha can't stop him when he comes."

Duan Yi: "I just didn't expect that there are female compatriots who really like him?!"

The abbot was quite puzzled, the eyes at the bottom of the beer bottle had sinister reflections, he pushed it a little: "Duan Ban, of course you don't think so after watching it for a long time, but the chairman is actually quite handsome."

He is really handsome, Jiang Wangshu 184, tall and long legs, peach blossom eyes, good grades, rich family, always smiles and hides tenderness when looking at anyone, except that he loves clay sculptures and loves to be a mother to others and likes to be blind In addition to running the train and talking nonsense, the standard girl Huaichun Mary Su is the second configuration of the gentle male among the four major college grass.

Abbot: "Do you know that you and the chairman have a title in the school forum?"

Duan Yi seemed to think of something, and the thunder billowed: "Fuck! I know, if you want to say that he pretended to be a B because I was pregnant in July and was born prematurely because of Sheng Yunze's robbing of his love, the post-modern reality would be a post-modern reality. If it is a literary masterpiece that pays homage to doctrine, then it will be spared, I have already tasted it.”

The abbot couldn't explain it in words: "I didn't expect the three of you to play so well." Then he recollected: "I didn't expect that the chairman of the article ended up giving birth prematurely...The development of the plot is unexpected."

Duan Yi burst into tears: "Damn it! Are you still chasing the text?"

The abbot sold Jiang Wangshu without hesitation: "Chairman Amli gave it to me."

Paragraph shift: ...

Jiang Wangshu put the food on the table: "Children, it's time to eat!"

Hao Shanshan squeezed over with bright eyes: "Mom, did I hear that you found me a new father!"

Jiang Wangshu took out the pork chop rice, opened the lid, and broke a pair of chopsticks for Duan Yi: "Where did you hear that? Have you decided to choose father or mother now?"

Hao Shanshan pointed to the milk tea on the table, giggled and rubbed her hands wretchedly: "Honestly, is there something wrong?"

Duan Yi also stared at him with a smirk on his face, Jiang Wangshu said "Oh", "It was given by a girl in Class [-] and [-] of high school. Do you want to drink it? One mouthful per person, don't grab it."

"I think she looks like a female A." Hao Shanshan: "Female A is fine too! Mom, just promise her, remember to ask for a bride price of 30 yuan, two suites and a car with an urban household registration. I can't wrong you at the bride price, my daughter will definitely support you in my heart! Right, my dad."

Duan Yi coaxed and nodded: "That's right, Xiao Jiang Chong!"

Jiang Wangshu said happily: "It's poisonous, I have no chance with her, don't think about it."

Duan Yi suddenly began to gossip: "Why?"

Hao Shanshan followed suit: "Why?"

Jiang Wangshu chuckled: "I have the right to remain silent."

In fact, this matter is quite fucked up, and it can be traced back to the year when Jiang Wangshu was in junior high school, when Duan Yi and Nan Ye met.

The three of them played together till the end, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are friends with open crotch pants. Duan Yi and Nanye betrayed him and both raised their revolutionary friendship. The main reason is that Nanye has always had such unrealistic illusions about Duan Yi , I don’t know who to turn to for the fate. I am sure that Duan Yi will be divided into Omega, and then ask Jiang Wangshu to play an assist to match them.

Jiang Wangshu was kicked out of the shelves and perfunctory for a while, and decided that Duan Yi would not be with Nanye. As a result, things developed beyond Jiang Wangshu's expectations. The first was that Nanye and Duan Yi were really together, and the second was the way Nanye looked at him. It's more and more like looking at a rival in love—God knows that only Duan Yi was Jiang Wangshu's girlfriend in kindergarten, and it was the first, third, fifth, second, fourth, and sixth Nanye who took turns, and the arrangement was clear.

For the next ten years or so, he will be Duan Yi's wife to pay off his debts, okay?

In short, Jiang Wangshu lived up to everyone's expectations and differentiated into an Alpha in the third year of middle school when the teenagers were busy growing up.

In order to maintain the precarious friendship between the three of them, Jiang Wangshu, who has not yet passed the second illness, suddenly developed a sense of justice, and frankly told Duan Yi that he was a B—except that the second gender would be displayed on the ID card, if he didn’t say it, Basically no one will know it, just like the ID number, it seems to be published, but it is not difficult to hide it.

Therefore, he is a wife pretending to be B on the forum, but in reality he is a hero mother pretending to be B.

As a result, Nan Ye and Duan Yi broke up after half a year, Jiang Wangshu couldn't explain it, and asked himself in every late night: What am I trying to do?

Are you pretending to be lonely?

Up to now, Duan Yi has a big heart and hasn't found anything wrong, and Jiang Wangshu doesn't bother to correct it.

Anyway, everyone is spraying barrier agents three times a day. If you can smell a little pheromone in school, I will report it to the Political and Education Office immediately.

Jiang Wangshu's life principle is to find a beautiful O, not interested in double A love.

So the junior high school girl Alpha died at the starting line.

The smell of the food spread in the classroom, and as soon as Sheng Yunze came in, he saw Duan Yi's face covered with rice grains.

There is also a large group of people around.

With a long leg, he pulled the lunch box on Duan Yi's table to his side, wiped off the rice grains on Duan Yi's face, and ate a piece of pork chop.

"Do you eat with your mouth arched?"

Paragraph shift: =mouth=!

"That's the last piece!"

Hao Shanshan and the others were also stunned, mainly because of Sheng Yunze's natural and familiar posture.

The school flower has always been a high-altitude flower in the Himalayas that is constantly frosted all the year round. When did it become so... so...

After a long time like this, everyone didn't understand why.

If you want to say something, it is like a young and lonely wolf in the animal world, expressing its own possessiveness and swearing sovereignty.

And eating leftovers...

Duan Yi has a good relationship with everyone, and there are many buddies, but if the relationship is so good that they eat each other's lunch box and use a pair of chopsticks, isn't that the same as drooling?

The key is that Jiang Wangshu can just eat the leftovers, after all, he is a child and has a different relationship.

Since when did Sheng Yunze become so down-to-earth...

The abbot thought that he couldn't do the behavior of eating leftovers from his buddies, and he hated it.

After thinking about it again, I couldn't help being horrified, and finally found the key point: he is Sheng Yunze...Sheng Yunze?Can Sheng Yunze do this?Was it pierced by the soul?

The abbot swallowed his saliva, and thought in a different way: Tuanzau... Are you going to have fun with the people?

Fang Yun smelled the aroma and jumped in: "What do you eat?"

The atmosphere of silence was broken.

The abbot hurriedly took a lunch box: "There is only one left for you, and you won't be able to eat if you come back later."

Fang Yun saw Sheng Yunze sitting next to Duan Yi, and was slightly taken aback: "Tuan Zuo will eat with us at noon today?"

Duan Yi is still in a fight with Sheng Yunze, fighting for the ownership of the rice except for the pork chops.

"Can't you order one yourself?!" Duan Yi was angry.

"I don't." Sheng Yunze's face was paralyzed, he took a bite from Duan Yi's chopsticks, and ate with his hands.

"Aren't you immature!" Seeing his food being brutally murdered, Duan Yi gave up after struggling in vain. He threw the chopsticks to Sheng Yunze, took the spoon himself, and dug a large spoonful of potato sirloin from Jiang Wangshu's bowl.

Jiang Wangshu was confused in the wind: "Your mother..."

Primary school chickens fight, bringing disaster to pond fish.

Fang Yun opened the lunch box: "Duanban, let me give you half of mine first, I can't finish it."

When she saw Duan Yi and Sheng Yunze sharing the same lunch box, she felt a slight pain in her heart for a moment.

But she also felt that her jealousy had no background, why would she eat Alpha's vinegar, Duan Yi was also an Alpha, and she had never tasted Jiang Wangshu's jealousy.

But the woman's intuition told her that Sheng Yunze's threat was too strong - the kind of rival in love.

Duan Yi declined her kindness, and Fang Yun smiled slyly, showing nothing.

It's just that the moment his eyes met Sheng Yunze's, there was a chill from the back of his heart.

That look, cold and warning.

It was fleeting, and Fang Yun quickly came back to her senses, thinking: How is it possible, am I wrong?

Jiang Wangshu arranges for Hao Shanshan to clean up the mess, in the name of exercising her daughter's housework skills so that she will not be able to get married when she grows up. This is really a zombie thinking crawling out of the coffin of the Qing Dynasty.

Hao Shanshan roared: "Mom! The Qing Dynasty is dead!"

It means to remind him, as a woman in the new era, can he have a little open mind!

Jiang Wangshu nodded: "You are right, we need some new ideas and new fashions."

Duan Yi wants to sleep when he is full, typical piggy behavior, playing with his mobile phone listlessly, and squinting his eyes on the table to rest after playing for a long time.

At this time, except for going to the playground to play basketball to awaken his instinct, basically no one can pull him out of his seat.

Full of warmth and thoughts of lust, Jiang Wangshu suddenly said mysteriously: "Everyone, I have something good to show you."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and passed by in a flash,

Duan Yi sat up from his dying seat with a cry of "Fuck!": "You are too courageous!"

Sheng Yunze has already returned to his seat, wearing white airpods, black and white autumn school uniform zipped up, outlining the boy's slender neck, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Duan Yi was afraid that his voice would wake up Sheng Yunze, so he pressed Jiang Wangshu's phone: "Did you bring Xiao Huangman to the classroom to watch?"

Jiang Wangshu shook his finger: "nonono, we are watching together."

He beckoned, and the abbot, Hao Shanshan, came over together.

Duan Yi: "Fuck! The abbot and the flat head are fine, Hao Shanshan, you are a woman, do you have any gender concept! Go back and do your homework!"

Hao Shanshan put her hands on her heart, prayed, and said firmly: "Father, it is a new era now, can you have a healthy idea of ​​equality between men and women? In the great and ancient traditional sports, there has never been a distinction between men and women. Everyone is truly equal, and everyone has a piece to watch."

Duan Yi was scolded by Jiang Wangshu in a set of unreasonable manners: "Look at the good daughter you have taught!"

Jiang Wangshu said earnestly: "The child's father, don't get too involved in the drama."

He caught a glimpse of Sheng Yunze, his eyes froze, and he said to the abbot, "I suddenly had an idea just now."

The last time Jiang Wangshu said that he suddenly had an idea, he took all the male comrades in Class [-] and Class [-] of Senior High School to go over the wall to the Internet cafe in the middle of the night, and jumped down from the dormitory on the second floor of the International Building. Twenty of them broke seven legs, and one wrote eight. The thousand-word review gave the school a month of free sanitation cleaning.

Duan Yi shuddered when he heard this.

Jiang Wangshu: "I think we usually watch movies together, and there is nothing new about it, why don't we find some excitement?"

The abbot and Pingtou deeply agreed.

Duan Yi's heart rang out: "Fuck Jiang Wangshu, let me tell you that no matter what you are thinking now, stop your thoughts immediately..."

Jiang Wangshu stretched out his index finger and said solemnly: "How about we invite Sheng Tuanzuo to watch with us?"

Duan Yi: "Fuck! I knew it!"

Jiang Wangshu has already greeted happily: "Tuan Zuo——"

Under Duan Yi's desperate eyes, Sheng Yunze took off his earphones, looked at them with some doubts: "Huh?"