Why is this Alpha like that?

"Some people are alive, but he is dead."

Duan Yi stood facing the wind, and said lightly and sadly: "I'm talking about social death."

Jiang Wangshu yelled under the roof: "Xiao Duan! Xiao Duan, don't be overthinking it! You bastard! What can you say from the stool! Dad raised you for so many years, and you committed suicide for a man! Pity me When you get old, no one will send you to your death!"

Duan Yi quickly got off the chair, picked up the chair and smashed Jiang Wangshu wildly.

Jiang Wangshu was beaten to the ground, and hugged Duan Yi in the chaos: "It's not a big deal, and the concubine won't take it to heart. Although your method of fishing in troubled waters is a little low-level, a little wretched..."

"Who the hell fishes in troubled waters?" Duan Yi couldn't explain that he was ordered by the system, so he could only pick on Jiang Wangshu's other problems: "Can you fucking stop calling him concubine?"

Jiang Wangshu: "What about your ex-husband?"

Duan Yi: "Die!"

The two tugged and went downstairs.

Passing by the public boiling water room, Jiang Wangshu shook his own kettle, and when it was empty, he yelled, "Who the hell stole the water from my kettle again? Didn't your mother teach you the principles of life?"

The water in the dormitory’s boiling water room is often cut off, and the students living in No. [-] Middle School will always come to the public boiling water room to fetch water.

It is easy to queue up when the water is turned on at night, so the students basically come to turn on the water at four o'clock in the afternoon, when the water has just boiled, and then put the kettle on the spot by the way, and go to self-study in the evening.

Of course, Jiang Wangshu also encountered the situation that the water that was fetched in the afternoon would be gone in the evening.

"I told you to go directly to the classroom." Duan Yi looked at the people playing basketball on the playground, feeling a little itchy.

Jiang Wangshu's boiled water was used to soak his feet at night, and he complained a lot: "Those who steal water will die."

"Shall we go play basketball?" Duan Yi suggested.

"No, I'll go back and soak my feet." Jiang Wangshu replied.

Duan Yi's heart was shaken again.

He also wants to soak his feet.

In the end, the desire to soak his feet defeated his desire to play basketball. Jiang Wangshu went to the 301 to borrow a pot of boiling water and went back to the dormitory to soak his feet.

Duan Yi despises his Pleasant Goat footbath, mainly because the bather and footwasher use the same basin, and he doesn't like it.

After soaking his feet, Duan Yi has selectively forgotten his embarrassing things in the classroom.

The other two Betas in the dormitory did not dare to challenge his authority to make fun of this.

After soaking his feet, Jiang Wangshu climbed onto the bed next door, took out his mobile phone and started playing after he lay down. After a while, the lights were turned off. Jiang Wangshu put down his mobile phone and said, "Hey, what are you doing, chatting?"

Duan Yi is playing the mobile version of Forest Ice and Fire Man. He is so obsessed with this game that he is dying, and he doesn't even raise his head: "There is something wrong with you. Is our boys' dormitory designed for night chat?"

Jiang Wangshu: "Don't keep playing your mentally handicapped games, can you improve your classmates' feelings? Fatty, tell me, what are you doing?"

The fat man sat on the bed and ate potato chips, crunching them. Duan Yi knocked on the bed board: "Give me some."

The fat man handed him the potato chips: "Duan Ban, aren't you afraid that your phone will be confiscated?"

Duan Yi grabbed it: "They dare not accept, the students will have my people."

Jiang Wangshu said happily: "You just have to be cocky, this pretender can only score 2.324 points."

The bookworm closed the book, picked up the glasses from the table, and said inscrutably, "Actually... I really want to talk about Omega."

Jiang Wangshu immediately stood up solemnly: "I won't be sleepy if you talk about this."

Their dormitory was facing the Omega dormitory, and it was a bit foggy at night, making the opposite building hazy, and even the school uniform skirts and short sleeves of the Omega comrades drying on the balcony made the boys fascinated.

Jiang Wangshu pointed: "Did you see, the holy places that my brothers have been pilgrimage to for three years—the women's dormitory and the Omega dormitory."

"I also like Omega, but people don't necessarily like me. I just want to lose weight and have plastic surgery when I have money, and then find a Beta like me." The fat man sighed.

Jiang Wangshu: "I'm really worthless, how about some ambition!"

Fatty: "I'm not like Duan Ban, I'm rich and handsome."

Duan Yi: "Children can be taught. This sentence is worth framed and pasted on your forehead to inform the Chinese compatriots on both sides of the Taiwan Strait."

Jiang Wangshu: "Don't worry, Little Brother Jiang is your strong competitor on the great journey of pursuing Omega. Your Duan class is completely bent now, and you only have school girls in your mind."

The nerd asked: "Shengtuanzao?"

When Duan Yi heard the key words, he turned off his phone and joined the discussion: "His reputation as a school belle is quite widespread."

Bookworm: "Sheng Tuanzao is just too aloof, he doesn't get along very well, and I've never heard of him falling in love."

Duan Yi: "Hey, who wants to discuss his relationship—"

Jiang Wangshu continued: "There is some truth to it, do you think he is frigid?"

Duan Yi: "Is there anyone listening to me? Don't just talk about--"

Fatty: "I have a friend who went to the same school as him in junior high school."

Duan Yi: "Hello? Hey! Hey——do I still have the status of the master of one bed?"

The bookworm made a final summary: "By the way, does anyone of you have the contact information of Shengtuanzao?"

The bedroom was silent.

Jiang Wangshu: "He didn't join the class WeChat group, nor did he join the Qiuqiu group."

Fatty: "My friend has the Qiuqiu number of Shengtuanzao."

Jiang Wangshu got excited: "Hurry up, ask your friend to come and take a look! Xiao Duan, come down quickly to see the space of your dream lover."

Duan Yi: "I dream of your sister!"

He cursed, but turned over and got out of bed.

The bookworm and Jiang Wangshu huddled together on the fat man's bed. In the sight of everyone, the fat man asked his friend to get Sheng Yunze's Qiuqiu number.

Duan Yi didn't know why, his heart was beating suddenly, and his face was a little red.

At the thought of having something to do with Sheng Yunze, he involuntarily became nervous.

Sheng Yunze's Qiuqiu number is quite high, with six suns, it looks like a seed player who has been surfing the Internet since the fourth grade of elementary school.

Qiuqiu's name is "Salted Egg Superman Nohara Shinnosuke", his profile picture is Jun Ji-hyun, his signature is "Speechless", his space is locked, and he has 10,000+ likes. It seems that there are many people who are as idle as them and who are bothered to check Sheng Yunze The ball page.

The VIP rushed to a row, and Duan Yi quickly directed the fat man to scroll down, and was relieved when he saw that the "Couple Yellow Diamond" was not activated.

Jiang Wangshu watched the excitement: "Look at the previous lottery of the school belle, and you can look up that historical lottery."

Duan Yi was also curious, but he didn't want to watch it with everyone. Fatty had already clicked on it. Three days ago, Sheng Yunze's signature was "?", but yesterday it became "Che", and he didn't seem to be in a good mood.

The crowd was silent for a while.

"How should I put it?" Jiang Wangshu read Sheng Yunze's Qiuqiu page: "Tuan Zuo is more down-to-earth than I imagined."

Originally, I thought I would see a cold blank...

Sheng Yunze not only has no gaps, but also looks like a young man with a very rich inner world, no different from his peers.

The group is still playing King of Glory and Dota - and chasing stars.

Fatty: "I didn't expect Sheng Yunze to like Quan Zhixian."

Jiang Wangshu: "It's pretty pure, I like it too, I prefer a little show with a bit of nature in it..."

"Believe it or not that the fucker got you arrested and shot?" Duan Yi punched him.

Jiang Wangshu seemed to have discovered some new world: "Hey Xiaoduan, you also have a small mole on your nose, which is exactly the same position as Jun Zhixian."

Duan Yi knew that Jiang Wangshu was picking on him, and his skin was itchy, so he did not stop doing anything, and whipped him.

The men's night chat time is over.

Sheng Yunze's Qiuqiu number could only be viewed but not added, and everyone found it boring after studying it for a while, so they went to bed one after another.

Only Duan Yi, after getting under the covers, quickly hid the Qiuqiu number that he just wrote down in the phone memo, and then searched for Sheng Yunze's Qiuqiu number in the search list again like a thief.

He was surprised to find that Sheng Yunze's signature had been changed to "very annoying" just now.

Duan Yi's heart skipped a beat: Is he online?

Staring at Sheng Yunze's ball head, Duan Yi fell asleep in a mess. At night, he had a dream. He dreamed of dating Jun Zhixian. Halfway through the date, Jun Zhixian suddenly turned into Sheng Yunze. The distance between Duan Yi and him was getting closer and closer. When they were about to kiss at the end, they were interrupted by a crisp singing sound.

"Along the familiar path of the campus, I come to read under the tree in the early morning, and the sun shines on my face when I was born..."

Hangcheng No. [-] Middle School wakes up with an alarm, and the speakers are installed in every dormitory, singing to the head. Duan Yi makes a reluctant sound, and then throws off the quilt.

Jiang Wangshu was shaking Duanyi's bed while wearing pajamas: "Get up and sign in! Damn, I've deducted points this week, and if I'm late, I'll be beaten to death by the old class!"

Then he rode Juechen and ran towards the playground.

Hangcheng No. 06 Middle School treats the problem of staying in bed, from 30:[-] to [-]:[-], a half-hour sign-in time.

All students must go to the playground to complete the sign-in within half an hour, and one point will be deducted for not signing. Every Monday, they will report criticism at the morning meeting. Duan Yi is a frequent visitor at the morning meeting.

Duan Yi ran down the stairs following the big team in a delirious state. On the way, there were those in pajamas who were going to go back to sleep after signing in, some carrying a kettle to the water room by the way, and some with their slippers on backwards, combing their hair while running. At the entrance of the playground, it was crowded to death.

"Damn it, why are there so many people signing in today?" Jiang Wangshu was stunned.

Duan Yi was wearing chicken nest head, sleepy eyes, wearing bear pajamas, wearing a pair of school pants, the sides of the underwear were not covered, Jiang Wangshu couldn't stand it, so he raised it for him: "Xiao Duan, in a public place, can you take care of your pants?" Put it on?"

Duan Yi yawned. Seeing the delicate makeup of the girls who came back from the check-in, he couldn't help admiring: "Women are amazing, they can put on makeup when they wake up at 06:30."

Jiang Wangshu: "I don't usually see them painting?"

Hao Shanshan held hands with her best friend Yang Siyan, Jiang Wangshu: "It's strange, your daughter also put on makeup today."

Hao Shanshan, a bold and unrestrained Paige girl who would rather sleep for an extra minute than take the time to wipe herself some water.

Duan Yi shouted at the top of his voice: "Girl! Come here, show Dad, what kind of makeup are you painting today?"

Hao Shanshan saw Duan Yi, and ran over in small steps: "Why did you get up?"

Duan Yi: "Your dad wakes up at this time every day."

Jiang Wangshu: "Why are you all wearing makeup today? Is there any performance at school?"

Hao Shanshan shyly said, twisting and turning: "No, Sheng Tuanzuo is in charge of signing in today."

understood.

Jiang Wangshu suddenly realized.

The discipline inspection department of the student union is always in charge of the morning sign-in. Sheng Yunze is the head of the discipline inspection department. Counting the shift schedule, it should be his turn.

Jiang Wangshu turned his head: "I said, why are there so many people signing in today? It turns out that Minister Sheng is here. Duan, when did you comb your hair?"

The clothes are not wrinkled, the pants are put on, the hair is tidy, the face is clean, and a tie can go directly to the US presidential election.

Duan Yi patted his cheek and said seriously: "Just now."

"Jiang Wangshu, class one, junior high school, group seat, hook me up." Jiang Wangshu squeezed into the crowd.

Sheng Yunze was wearing a white school uniform shirt with a school badge on his chest. Jiang Wangshu looked at it, huh?It looks familiar, why does it look like a one-inch photo taken from a wedding photo...

He made a tick with his hand firmly.

"Duan Yi Duan Yi! Class [-], Grade [-], check it off for me!" Duan Yi squeezed in with his trousers up, and his freshly combed hair was messed up again.

Sheng Yunze was slender and beautiful, his bony hands paused, and then he put a tick behind Duan Yi's name.

He looked up at Duan Yi, and Duan Yi happened to be looking at him too. For some reason, the latter quickly looked away, and then disappeared into the crowd.

It's like it's never been here.

"Zhou Min, Senior Sheng, help me tick it~"

The next sign-in person quickly squeezed up.

Sheng Yunze lowered his eyelashes, and lightly sketched on the sign-in book.

He glanced up again, and the densely packed heads of people crowded in front of him without moving.

"Fuck——" Duan Yi stumbled and was squeezed out: "My internal organs are almost squeezed out of place!"

He just glanced at Sheng Yunze, and was squeezed out of the encirclement by his comrades without even saying a word.

Jiang Wangshu hooked his shoulders: "Go to the cafeteria to buy food. Although I didn't do exercises today, I can see that you will stand for half an hour in the morning meeting. I suggest you fill your stomach first..."

On Monday, the national flag was raised and a morning meeting was held.

After routine projects, it's time for the much-anticipated repertoire: reporting criticism.

Duan Yi stood at the end of the line in Class [-] of Senior Three, wearing his school uniform loosely on his body, dozed off listlessly, and had a headache.

Standing behind him, Sheng Yunze could see Duan Yi's head kept pecking at the rice.

Then with a "chirp", it pecked him on the shoulder.

Duan Yi fell into a drowsy sleep and couldn't move.

Sheng Yunze: ...

Director He broadcasted on the radio: "Criticism is being reported now, Class One, Senior Three, Duan Yi——"

The crowd has already started to laugh and discuss: Duan Yi is a well-known "public figure".

The radio continued: "Every day at noon, I bring an empty bowl to the cafeteria on the third floor to repeatedly receive free white rice, and use free seaweed soup to make rice in the back door of our school to raise dogs privately. This lasted for a week, wasting public resources of the school. Once discovered, the attitude is bad. Beating the staff in the cafeteria..."

The laughter in the crowd turned into a roar of laughter, which was not over yet.

The broadcast also said: "Last week, during the school opening test, harassed the surrounding students, shameless, cooked instant noodles before the end of the test, ignored the invigilator, seriously violated the discipline of the test room..."

"...It is shameless to imitate Ma Yun to take ID photos. The Department of Political Affairs and Education wants him to rectify. Duan Yi has no remorse, and then handed in a wedding photo to perfunctory, which is quite bad!"

"...Self-study on weekend nights took advantage of the school's power outage to flirt with male classmates in the classroom, interlocking their fingers, and was caught on the spot by a teacher from the Political and Education Office passing by. After the investigation, it was found that Duan Yi forced the classmates..."

"..."

The morning meeting class has been laughing to and fro.

Director He shouted: "Quiet! Quiet!"

The head teachers of each class began to maintain order.

Director He coughed and said seriously: "...Based on the above-mentioned violations of school regulations, after discussion by the Political and Educational Office, Duan Yi was given a one-week punishment for cleaning public places. I hope the students will take this as a warning and don't defy the law..."

The author has something to say:

A short life is really wonderful, thumbs up

And, what is Sheng Tuanzao bothered about? [Push glasses

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