Why is this Alpha like that?

Teacher Guo, whose real name is Guo Jing.

He is the physical education teacher of No. [-] Middle School, and also the host who speaks under the national flag and shouts "take a break, stand at attention, and look forward" every day.

Because the name is a bit like Jin Yong's martial arts novels, Mr. He was particularly fond of him, and he was promoted to the political height of the host of the speech under the sacred and solemn national flag right after graduation, which made Mr. Guo flattered.

So every time he spoke under the national flag, he shouted extra hard, but his voice was raised like a rooster crowing. In the first few days when he was on the job, he laughed all the way down when he shouted.

But the students like him, not for anything else, because of him: very funny.

"Today's attendance rate is quite high." Mr. Guo glanced at all the students and all the teachers and students.

Attendance was indeed higher than usual.

Usually when speaking under the national flag, the playground is filled with dissatisfaction, and only half of a class comes.

What about getting sick, getting test papers, tutoring, playing the radio, visiting my aunt, and asking for leave if I can, especially when the summer is the hottest and the winter is the coldest, who is willing to stand on the playground for half an hour.

If it wasn't for the glorious sentiment of the motherland, who would come here to watch the flag-raising ceremony!

Today's high attendance rate is because yesterday's forum was so noisy.

The reason for this is that Sheng Yunze and Duan Yi came out publicly on the radio. Double-A romances are not uncommon, but everyone knows about it, just this couple.

The key is to bring a little fresh fun to the boring high school life. In short-damn, who doesn't watch the fun that was picked up for nothing.

So everyone is watching, and everyone is eating melons.

Duan Yi, the person who was ate melon, expressed regret, that is, regret.

It's not that he regrets falling in love with Sheng Yunze, he mainly regrets why he didn't eat the last bite of roasted sweet potato last night.

Mr. Guo gave an impassioned speech above. He didn't applaud him, but he echoed with a strong stomach.

Teacher Guo said: "Students!"

Duan Yi's stomach groaned: "Gululu——"

One singing and one harmony, very tacit understanding.

"I'm starving to death..."

Duan Yi wailed softly, wishing he could squat on the ground and listen to the speech.

The self-criticism that Sheng Yunze helped him write in the morning is now stuffed in his school uniform pocket. His pocket is like a mouse pocket, with everything in it.

It was all stuffed by him. In addition to the review book, there are also erasers, pencils, Mimi shrimp stick packaging bags, melon seeds left over from the last meal, and pen refills with no clothes on. The proprietress of the rice noodle shop at the school gate gave him The printed receipt for buying rice noodles...

In short, it's a mess, and I can't bear to look closely.

Sheng Yunze's original position was standing behind him.

Laoban this morning in order to show his obedience to the organization, and respect and respect for the leader.

He deliberately beat the mandarin ducks, moved Sheng Yunze back two positions, and prevented him from standing with Duan Yi.

In addition, in order to prevent Jiang Wangshu and Hao Shanshan from acting as the magpie bridge in Cowherd and Weaver Girl - although they are like two sparrows when they talk small talk.

They simply transferred Jiang Wangshu and Hao Shanshan away——Jiang Wangshu stepped forward and held up the sign of his class. He likes to talk the most, so let him stand at the front so that he can keep an eye on him.

Hao Shanshan was placed next to Xiao BuDian -- Xiao BuDian was a dull gourd, and couldn't speak three words of nonsense in one shot.

Hao Shanshan was very depressed, and said to her old class: "Old Zhao, I am a person who can beep, I can beep wherever you arrange me, it has nothing to do with my classmates, this is my own professionalism! "

Then I proved with practical actions that I was really good at beeping, and before the little girl Zhou Yue spoke under the national flag, the beeping hype was caught by the members of the discipline inspection department of the student union. After two points were deducted, both fell into the The French Open was pulled to the final punishment station of the class.

The TF bandit (dao) version (ban) boys in Class [-] of Senior Three were referred to as TBboy for short, and the Chinese name was Taobao Boys. Two of the three were KO'd.

Now there are only Caihe Jun Zhixian and Wu Yifan's only teammate Duan Yi from No. [-] Middle School.

Now I am also facing a famine crisis, and I feel that I will follow the organization in the next second.

Duan Yi was tapped on the shoulder.

"Duanban." It was the flat-headed dog who called him sullenly, and then took out a piece of dried pork from his pocket: "Do you want to eat it?"

Duan Yi froze for a moment, moved to tears.

Pingtou hurriedly stuffed something to Duan Yi, and then there was movement in the next class, a girl from the second class: "Duan Yi, do you want some biscuits? I brought them in the morning..."

Duan Yi turned his head and looked, it seemed to be a female classmate who had met him once when he went to the Political and Education Office to get the test papers last time.

Then, all the classmates with things around him gave the hand of feeding.

Duan Yi was very popular, and the time for the flag-raising ceremony was not awkward. Everyone had no time to eat breakfast, and some students would secretly bring breakfast to the playground.

Friends who have a little relationship with him take good care of him.

Give Duan Yi some points for this one, and some for Duan Yi for that one, and he collected a bunch in a short while.

"Enough is enough, I can't finish it!" Duan Yi couldn't hold his hand: "Don't give it, don't give it..."

He was very proficient at eating a hundred dishes during the flag-raising ceremony. Such a scene happened 99 times if not a hundred times.

Duan Yi's stealing skills are also perfected. The old class stands at the end of the classroom and sees Duan Yi stuffing things into his mouth without anyone noticing.

One of the cheeks bulged out, like the profile of Crayon Shin-chan.

When "chewing and chewing", it is especially like a hamster eating.

She smiled helplessly, and looked away, pretending she didn't see it.

Duan Yi eats very fast, dare not to throw garbage, stuffs the packing bag into his pocket, and then gets patted on the shoulder again.

He looked back, it was his boyfriend.

Without any pressure or burden, Duan Yi stuffed the packing bag garbage that he kept in his pocket halfway into Sheng Yunze's school uniform pocket.

"Damn it, why did you come up here?" He still acted nonchalantly.

Sheng Yunze: "Facing the danger that my classmates are about to starve to death because of lack of food, I, as the party secretary, cannot sit idly by. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and saving a pig's life is better than building a three-point five-level pagoda." Futu, so I came to save you, are you moved?"

Paragraph shift: "=口=!"

Sheng Yunze took a look at the bags of garbage in his pocket, there were quite a lot of them, and there were many kinds of snacks, and it looked like they were given by others.

This made Sheng Yunze feel a little uncomfortable about being preempted by others, and said, "You are quite popular, have you been overwhelmed?"

Duan Yi said embarrassedly: "It's okay, do you want to eat?"

Sheng Yunze stuffed the bun into Duan Yi's hand: "I won't eat it, eat it quickly."

Duan Yi opened the bun, his cheeks puffed up as he ate it: "Did you only give bread but no water?"

Although he was full, Duan Yi couldn't hide his food, and wanted to eat him as soon as he got it. This is a habit he developed when he was a child: what he eats is his own, and if he doesn't eat it, he might become Cheng Duan Shaoxing.

Anyway, his brother often grabs food from him.

Sheng Yunze: "You finished drinking this morning."

Since getting together with Duan Yi, Sheng Yunze has also developed a habit.

He himself doesn't like to eat snacks, and eats three meals a day normally.

But Duan Yi thief likes to eat snacks, and he never leaves his body for a moment, and he also has some hypoglycemia, Sheng Yunze always stuffs snacks in his pockets wherever he goes.

I also have it in the morning, but Duan Yi took it out on the way to school and ate it up, so I didn't have time to buy it.

Duan Yi finished eating and teased: "Hey, are you nervous?"

Sheng Yunze: "I'm not nervous."

Duan Yi winked: "Don't be brave, you're so nervous, the first time you go to the national flag, it's not for receiving awards, but for reviewing? Why don't you come and beg me, and I'll give you some experience, so you can kill those in the audience. Everyone treats them like Chinese cabbage..."

Sheng Yunze smiled bluntly: "You are quite honorable."

Duan Yi: "I only went up because I was honored. If I didn't die in battle, could I go up to review? But it's the first time to go up with you to review together."

Sheng Yunze saw Duan Yi's attitude of wanting to quarrel, and immediately took out his position, strived for the level of the competition, and quarreled with the truth: "You mean that you gave a young pioneer salute to all the teachers and students in the school after the review last time ?"

Duan Yi's face flushed red: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

He screamed and covered Sheng Yunze's mouth, his scalp tingling with embarrassment and his toes scratching the ground: "Are you human, Sheng Yunze! Are you human! Quarrels are not allowed to make history dirty!"

The two were chatting and fighting underneath.

Mr. Guo's speech under the national flag has ended. Seeing that Lao He has gone up, Duan Yi has a bottom line in his heart.

He came out of the class team very skillfully and consciously, and took the initiative to stand beside the flag raising platform.

Passing by Jiang Wangshu, Jiang Wangshu held up the class sign and boldly twisted his buttocks under Lao He's eyelids, and gave him a cheering pose of a Japanese beautiful girl's "dry daddy".

Duan Yi laughed so hard that he almost pouted.

But thinking of Lao He still watching, he held back.

——Jiang Wangshu is always like this.

He went up to criticize or apologize, Jiang Wangshu likes to make him laugh by scratching his head and making poses.

And things that don't look very funny at ordinary times will become very funny when Duan Yi stands on stage to watch.

Fortunately, Duan Yi is determined every time, and he can hold back his laughter until the end, and he will give Jiang Wangshu a beating when he comes down.

"Where did He go to catch so many young lovers?"

As soon as Duan Yi stood beside the flag raising platform, he was shocked.

At first, I thought it was only he and Sheng Yunze who came up to review, but I didn't expect that there were four or five pairs beside the flag raising platform, and there were more than a dozen in total.

Teacher Guo arranged for them to line up in pairs, and they will go up to review in a while.

As soon as Sheng Yunze went up, he was called away by another teacher, who stood far away from them.

Should Duan Yi say that his boyfriend deserves to be his boyfriend? Although people are reviewing it above, there are still awards to be awarded to him—it seems that Sheng Yunze will have to receive a gold medal in a national chemistry competition soon.

"Brother, let's make a self-criticism for the first time." Next to him was a sophomore in high school, sunny and talkative. Chatting: "Seeing how frightened you are, nothing happened."

Duan Yi turned his head, thinking that this was a fellow, and looked at him with admiration: "Senior said so, is it because he is often arrested?"

The sophomore boy said modestly, "It's okay."

Duan Yi: "This sister-in-law..."

He looked at the unruly male Omega beside him.

High school boy: "This is your seventh sister-in-law."

Duan Yi had a fit of drama and became addicted to acting. He cupped his hands and said, "So it's Mrs. Seven, sorry for your disrespect..."

It was only later that Duan Yi found out that what the seventh sister-in-law meant was that the two of them were always caught in a puppy love by Lao He, separated seven times, and then reconciled, referred to as the seventh.

The co-authors are all fucking one person!

What kind of unlucky luck was he who spent two years in high school and was arrested seven times by Lao He. The key is that he caught the same pair every time...

You two are playing Zhao Yun here, seven in and seven out of the Political and Education Office...

Seventh Sister-in-Law looked like an iceberg beauty, she gave the sophomore boy a hard look, then rolled her eyes bluntly, turned her head and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

The gamer's No. [-] Neptune seemed to be quite indifferent, and continued to chat with Duan Yi: "But it's a trivial matter for me to be arrested and self-censored... You're lucky this time, you didn't get caught in the previous self-criticism. Gossip about this kind of gossip."

Duan Yi was a little wary: "What gossip?"

The boy in the second year of high school chuckled: "You know that Sheng Yunze was also arrested, right?"

Duan Yi was in awe: "It must be known."

——Lao Tzu was arrested together with him.

The boy in the second year of high school glanced at Sheng Yunze, and then said, "He was arrested for having a double-A relationship with Duan Yi. It's amazing. Who do you think will be on top of them?"

Duan Yi closed his eyes, with a troubled expression on his face: "This is not good, the sky is bright and the sun is bright, the universe is bright and the sky is bright, and the majestic and majestic flag-raising platform is discussing such restricted-level topics..."

The sophomore boy sighed: "Okay then."

He seemed to agree with Duan Yi's point of view, but in the next second, he looked around again, and said strangely: "Why did I see Sheng Yunze but not Duan Yi?"

When Lao He saw Duan Yi talking to a boy from Grade [-], his eyes widened: "Duan Yi! Xie Xinglan! You two still have the face to talk!"

Duan Yi unceremoniously sold the "big brother" he had just recognized, and replied: "Teacher He was the one who talked to me first."

He glanced at Xie Xinglan and made a mouth shape: You see Duan Yi now, right?

Xie Xinglan: "Mr. He, I am memorizing the self-criticism. Xia Que and I have already deeply realized the great harm and mistakes of puppy love. In order to express my determination and my deep hatred for puppy love, we decided to apologize after a while!"

Xia Que—that Seventh Sister-in-law, rolled her eyes even bigger: "Get lost."

Xie Xinglan was very moved: "I didn't expect my wife to love me so much..."

Then he turned his head to look at Duan Yi with admiration on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be the legendary Duan Yi."

Duan Yi asked sincerely: "Why are you so thick-skinned?"

It was the first time for Duan Yi to be so calm when he said bad things about people behind his back and was exposed in front of the righteous master.

"What did you say?" Sheng Yunze came back and was a little upset to see that Duan Yi had made a new friend in just a few minutes.

"I didn't say anything, I'm a little nervous when I think about it now, by the way, I haven't read the self-criticism you wrote for me, I'll read it first, otherwise if I stutter when I go up later, the crime will be aggravated, Lao He is sure You won't let us go." While speaking, he tried to take out the self-criticism written by Sheng Yunze.

Sheng Yunze pressed his hand, and said calmly: "Go up and have a look, it won't be too late."

Duan Yi's trust in him was innate, so Sheng Yunze said what he said, and he said he would not read it.

After Mr. He finished reading the punishment notice, it was their turn to go up and do the self-criticism.

Duan Yi saw that Xie Xinglan went up with his partner first, as if he was proficient in following into his own house, which made people feel distressed!

He has memorized too many review papers, and he can basically write off the manuscript.

Xie Xinglan opened his mouth and came, sincere and sincere, dared to admit his mistakes, and resolutely refused to change: "I feel very regretful for the mistakes I made this time. Although my wife is very beautiful, she has a lovely expression when she looks at me, and her pair are like stars. Big bright eyes, with a small nose and a rosy mouth, cleverly and evenly distributed on the ruddy oval face, oh my fuck (Here Xia Que stomped on his foot in pain, and Lao He glared and beat him below) Cut off his elementary school student composition, and then he "hissed" while taking in air-conditioning)... But I shouldn't have hugged him in class, and was caught by Director He, shamed by the head teacher, and wiped out by the department Black, I am ashamed of the mistake I made this time..."

After reading it, everyone waited for Xia Que to read it. Xia Que put on a cold face and said two words with a bad expression: "Same as above."

"Awesome." Duan Yi couldn't help applauding him.

Sheng Yunze pinched his face: "Aren't you nervous?"

Duan Yi patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I'll definitely give you a big compliment when I go up in a while. I'm much better than him. I got the school beauty! You can't lose in the aspect of temperament. I can control it to death." dead."

Except for Xie Xinglan, the old fritter who was caught, who read it more funny, the rest are similar.

First review that you shouldn't fall in love early, and then learn from the painful experience and definitely change it. After going down, break up with your partner immediately, and promise not to do it again next time.

In general, it is just one sentence: I and my partner are fake.

When Duan Yi came to the stage, Jiang Wangshu took the lead in booing.

The review was read like a fan meeting, and Duan Yi was quite confident, waving for everyone to be quiet.

He is more stylish than Director He.

Then he opened the self-criticism letter Sheng Yunze had written for him in front of all the teachers and students in the school.

There are five characters in the letter: I love Sheng Yunze.

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………………

Duan Yi's expression froze for a moment, and the corner of his mouth twitched unnaturally, gloriously stuck.

Then he turned his head to look at Sheng Yunze, Sheng Yunze acted calmly as if the five flamboyant characters above were not written by him.

Hold……

He said where did Sheng Yunze write the review so quickly!

Your sister, just write five words, of course it will be fast!

I rely on?

What should we do now?

Duan Yi was stunned, did he bite the bullet and make up these five words on the spot...

"I……"

Duan Yi felt that he couldn't make up a single word, and thought to himself, he might as well admit that his puppy love was wrong.

So he spoke again and repeated: "I—"

It should have been: I shouldn't fall in love with Sheng Yunze early and ruin his character...

Who knew that Sheng Yunze took his microphone over, without even looking at the self-criticism, and said very calmly: "I and Duan Yi are real."

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There was a moment of silence in the audience, and then a "wow" was heard.

Sheng Yunze's self-criticism only started at the beginning, and then the crowd began to boil.

All booing.