[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

"Don't want him, that guy's brain circuit..."

"Yes, Agent Romanov," Gotham Baby's eyes lit up, "I know she can't raise children yet, and I will pay for her to be trained."

(Natasha Romanoff aka Black Widow: ???)

"Come back from school and give her a CEO-level salary—the same as Lucius Fox."

Bruce said that his daughter's qualified nanny is fully worth the CEO's salary.

"Call her and ask her if she has any intention of changing jobs?"

Bruce is serious. Thanks to Tony's visit today, he came up with this perfect idea. He is really satisfied with Agent Romanov's self-defense ability-the baby's safety is guaranteed!

It is impossible for a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. to be paid more than the CEO of Wayne Group. Black Widow will not refuse, right?

As for whether Batman's secrets can be kept with a real agent, Bruce thinks it doesn't matter after a short thought. For the safety of the baby, he can sacrifice a little. According to the information he collected, Agent Natasha Romanov is a A trustworthy partner, he might even consider adding Natasha to the BatCorp or the Justice League.

Of course Tony could tell that his friend wasn't joking.However, President Stark was very helpless. Based on his understanding of Natasha, if he thought about it with his toes, he knew that Black Widow would not be a nanny for money, no matter how much money she had.

It's one thing to want a baby for yourself, it's quite another to bring someone else's baby.The possibility of Natasha coming to fight Bruce for the baby's adoption rights is greater than the possibility of letting her be Bruce's nanny.

But watching Natasha smack Gotham baby, is it a pleasure?

So the leather jacket president hid his smirk and called Agent Romanov.

The other party seems to be fighting at the moment, ding ding ding bang, wailing constantly.

— "Hi, Natasha, are you busy?"

——"On a mission? It sounds like there aren't many people left, so it's not busy. Anyway, I have a very good job-hopping opportunity here, are you willing to consider it—— Stark Industries CEO level salary."

——"You know, Bruce Wayne, he adopted Batman's daughter, you read in the paper, he's hiring a nanny..."

It seemed that the voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became louder, and Tony had to tilt his head to keep the receiver away from his ears.

——"Really? You know, if you are not satisfied with the treatment, you can talk about it..."

He took the phone away again.

— "Where's Clint? Didn't he raise... Hello? Hello? Natasha?"

Apparently, the Black Widow on the phone hung up.

Bruce (disappointed): "She said no."

Tony (nods): "She said no."

Dry and crisp, without sloppy.

"I'm quoting - 'Is Wayne dreaming?'"

"You have to be able to do housework, and you have to be able to raise a baby—you have to be a parenting expert, and then you have to be able to play?" The chairman put away his phone and spread his hands innocently at Bruce, "Natasha is right, You know you're dreaming, right?"

Don’t take Ah Fu as an example, Ah Fu is the only one in the world and cannot be mass-produced...

This metaphor gave the technology madman Tony a flash of inspiration...

So the Dark Knight saw that Iron Man himself was counting down his fingers in the air, and he was stunned, immersed in his own thinking——

He pointed his fingers, Stark Industries' brain always moves a lot when it is spinning rapidly.

Tony murmured, looking into the distance, "Whether it's knowledge or experience, they are similar to programs...then why can't they be edited?"

Then, the inventor of the steel suit, has a new great idea!

- Projectironnanny (Iron Nanny Project)! ! !

Now that the armor can be unmanned on the battlefield after editing the program, then these suits can naturally edit the nanny program!

A set of self-activated unmanned armor, equipped with weapons, and then input all the parenting books on the market, you get an IronNanny! (Steel Nanny!!!)

It can take care of guarding and parenting at the same time. As the baby grows up, it is simultaneously editing the early education program - bodyguard nanny and tutor allinone!

Wow, if it weren't for the obvious fact that the cost will not come down in a short time, this must be the next investment outlet,

After the environmental protection industry, Stark Industries can enter the mother and baby industry!

This thought made Ah Fu shake his head, but Bruce listened very seriously and nodded frequently!

Combat power of Iron Man + parenting knowledge?

I'm so excited, I want it!

It can be done, tell me Tony, how much is your set of nanny armor, I will order one.

Tony waved his hand, "I'll give you a set."

Even edit the program in person and deliver it to your door.

Bruce raised his eyebrows, "Send?"

It is still understandable to give away the remote control plane, but the battle armor that can compare the cost of the bat plane is just a gift?

The smile of the chairman of Stark Industries couldn't be hidden, "I have a small problem with one of the satellites... Your friends who accept your sponsorship..."

The reliable Superman is a good satellite repairer!Much stronger than Thor!

Captain Marvel?Tony couldn't do anything about it...and often couldn't even find someone.

Bruce squinted, ha!I knew that this guy in front of me didn't just come to see the baby!

However, he has nothing to do, the Iron Nanny perfectly meets all his requirements - of course he will check in advance whether Tony has installed any bugging system.

"I'll tell Superman, if he doesn't have time, he'll find Shazam."

"No Shazam, that guy's brain circuit..." Tony trembled.

As a result, the chairman of the Wayne Group made a simple calculation in his mind, combined with the minimum cost of repairing the satellite... suddenly felt that he was losing money.

Sending a battle armor is not a waste!Tony is actually on a budget!