[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

"She's been crying. She's not normal."

The two had a short debate on whether to go to Dr. Tompkins - one was tapping his fingers seriously, the other was holding the baby and shaking anxiously, just like new parents struggling with parenting...

However, Clark is not a novice. How did Joe grow so big?

What Clark meant was to give him some time, just for a while, the baby is not a mechanical device, if you adjust it, there will be an immediate change, and it takes a process from crying to not crying.

"Then why didn't Joe cry when he was born?"

When Louise gave birth, Bruce stood guard outside the Fortress of Solitude until a few hours after Joe was born. In the communicator, except for Joe howling a few times when he just came out of Louise's belly, after that, little Joe No more crying - so Bruce thinks this is the normal state of a healthy baby.

"Joe isn't..." Clark sighed, "Joe is no ordinary kid, Bruce."

In any case, Xiao Qiao is also half of Kryptonian blood, and the newborn state is different from that of ordinary earthling children-no, Xiao Qiao does not have a "newborn" stage at all.

As soon as it was born, put it under the sun, giggled, turned over, and crawled away.

Therefore, Clark cannot be regarded as a qualified person who has experienced parenting at all—his experience does not have any universality at all.

Of course, Bruce, the single straight man, doesn't even know that it will take a few months for the baby to learn to turn over from lying down...

However, why does Clark's sentence "Joe is not an ordinary child..." sound so uncomfortable?

My Bruce Wayne kids are no ordinary kids either!

Even Batman is unavoidable in his expectations of children...

At this time, the crying of the baby in Superman's arms sounded more and more hoarse, the small mouth was wide open, and the eyes were squeezed into two thin slits, which was a step higher than heart-piercing. up.

Anxiety is written all over Bruce's face, and distrust of Superman's ability to coax babies - among other things, disappointment at his lack of basic common sense.

Newborns are very fragile, and a slight negligence or mistake can be life-threatening. Is this basic common sense?

She is uncomfortable, can't speak, can only cry, this is also basic common sense, right?

How can it be normal to cry like this!

And she was crying so pitifully and weakly. Don't the babies on TV cry very loudly?

Superman is also having a hard time at this time, five pairs of eyes are staring at him to coax the baby, the pressure is too great, and the ordinary earth baby is indeed too soft, too small and too fragile.

Moreover, as soon as this little guy was born, he was brought into the messy environment in front of him (maybe he was even born here directly).

This dilapidated Gotham building doesn't even have basic cleanliness and sanitation. What if it gets infected?Newborns have such weak resistance, a virus that is common in adults may send a baby to God...

Thinking of this, Superman also panicked. There must be something wrong with the child crying so desperately.

The baby must be taken to Dr. Tompkins immediately!

Bruce activated the Batmobile remotely and let it drive here automatically—it can't be the same as when it came here, using a grappling gun to take the baby and galloping on the roof of Gotham, right?

He was about to let Dick take over the baby (have you listened to Superman's newborn holding position teaching?), jumped on the Batmobile and set off, when he suddenly received a reminder from Afu through the communicator.

"The Batmobile is fast, the brakes are too sensitive, and shock absorption has never been the first consideration in the design process-of course I believe in Master Dick's arm strength, but for babies, the impact caused by sudden braking or impact is quite scary……"

"Not only for the Batmobile, but all mothers in Gotham must prepare baby safety baskets before they can take their babies out of the hospital."

Mrs. Martha's baby safety carrier was purchased by Ah Fu.

Batman is always prepared, but no matter how thorough he is, he can't prepare a baby carrier in the Batmobile, right? !

What should I do, I can't take a car without a basket!Even the amphibious Batmobile!

If you can't take a car... can you take a Superman?

Superman can climb a tree to save a cat, so the precision of flying with a baby is still there, right?

It can only be like this, the baby is still crying and crying throughout the discussion on transportation methods, which makes people feel distressed.

So the Batmobile was gone, and everyone except Superman took a shortcut with their grappling guns and headed for Dr. Tompkins' clinic.

Only Dick, in a panic and anxiety, noticed Damian's excessive quietness.

He has always been keen to fight the sky and the earth, and he hasn't spoken since the group found out about the baby.

At this moment, he looked numb, silently following everyone's actions.

#On the necessity of timely psychological counseling for the first child after the second child is born. #

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Dr. Tompkins put on his white coat over his pajamas and hurried out the door.

After many years of late-night emergency rescue for Bruce and the others, Dr. Tompkins had already prepared an emergency plan, and the stretcher was ready.

She had already received a call from Bruce to come to her, and there was a whirring wind in the background of the phone, which Dr. Tompkins was all too familiar with.Apparently, Bruce is jumping from building to building in Gotham.

The situation must be quite urgent.

But Rao was already prepared, and when Dr. Leslie Tompkins saw the person coming, he couldn't help raising his heart to his throat—this battle was too scary, what kind of accident would need to be dispatched Superman?

Of course, she also saw the baby in Superman's arms for the first time.

Bruce almost arrived on his back feet, and before his feet touched the ground, he seriously reported the situation of the little "patient" to Dr. Tompkins.

"She's been crying. She's not normal."

It is already the habit of Batman and Robin to find Dr. Tompkins whenever there is a need for treatment. Over the years, Dr. Leslie Tompkins has long been there In various real-life practices, he has practiced proficient art, such as thoracotomy, craniotomy and bone setting, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, abdominal cavity repair... It can be said that he is proficient in everything.

But Dr. Leslie Tompkins is not a pediatrician, let alone a neonatologist—you can't ask a person to be omnipotent, she is not Superman, and besides, even Superman doesn't understand pediatrics.

However, with the first level of seriousness and sincerity, Bruce asked Leslie to conduct some basic examinations first-the baby's illness should not be delayed.

At this time, the baby had been brought by Superman into the emergency room with the most equipment in the clinic, crying so hard that he couldn't breathe. Dr. Leslie disinfected his hands, gently unwrapped the baby, and examined it carefully.

"I don't know the exact time of birth, and the newborn's Apgar score cannot be accurately determined... At present, the skin color and heart rate are normal, and there is a response to stimulation, and the muscle tension and crying are also in the normal range... More detailed examinations need equipment, but I don't have any equipment specifically for newborns here. I'm contacting an acquaintance at Gotham Hospital to see if we can sneak into the neonatology department at night..."

She spoke quickly, her hands moving non-stop.

"Make a list for me, and I will purchase a complete set of NICU equipment in the mansion immediately." Bruce said bluntly.

NICU, neonatal intensive care unit, is a huge investment for a large general hospital, anyway, this is Bruce Wayne.

Purchasing equipment also takes time, and this is not the time to show off your wealth.

Dr. Leslie took out her mobile phone and flipped through the numbers of her acquaintances in Gotham Hospital. She just asked casually, really asked casually——

"How long ago did you feed them?"

Crowd: ? ? ?

Dr. Leslie's hand flicked through the phone's address book, and froze in mid-air——

no? !No way? !can't you? !

"...Bruce," Dr. Leslie couldn't believe she was asking Batman the following question.

"Did you not feed her? Is she hungry?"