[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Parenting Encyclopedia

He is so worried.

When Damian rushed out of the bathroom, he was still in the middle of washing his hair, and the shampoo was still full of hair - but at least he had a towel around his waist.

Before "dying", Xiao Qiao still thanked Damian for choosing the latter resolutely between the two choices of "foaming hair" and "wrapping a bath towel" at the moment when he needed an immediate response.

——Ahem, he really didn't want the last picture he saw before he died to be Damian's... Er...

"What happened?! Why is she crying like this?"

The strongest Robin's death challenge was greatly compromised in terms of deterrence due to the smell of high-end shampoo all over his face.

Obviously when you're barely naked there's a natural sense of vulnerability that doesn't scare people at all.

"Eh..." Joe had already lifted baby Helena upright, coaxed her, patted her on the back to comfort her, he was really sorry, and he was indeed to blame for this little accident.

"Mobile phone...you know, she's going to cry if she can't see you, so I played with her...I really didn't expect to hit her, my fault, my fault, shush shush, don't cry gone."

Helena was lying on Joe's shoulder, crying so sadly that Damian hadn't heard her cry like this--the real cry of pain was completely different from the cry when she fell asleep.

The little boy Robin pressed the bath towel that was not fixed firmly around his waist, and turned to Joe's back--Little Kent's account can be settled later, he has to see if the baby has been smashed first!

Well, my forehead is a little red.

Give Joe a beating, and a beating in the same position? !

If it was the old Damian, he would have done it, but now he suddenly feels wrong, the baby will witness violence!

The little baby cried and laughed quickly, she blinked, and in the middle of crying she had expressed enough grievances, and suddenly saw the face of the brother Xiao had missed for a long time, and grinned with tears hanging down her lips.

And stretched out his arms to Damian.

"I'm covered in water..." He couldn't resist the attack of begging for a hug at all, "OK..."

"Relax, the vitality of the earth baby is actually very tenacious. I heard Dad chatting with Captain America. Captain America said that the child of Hawkeye's family fell many times when he was young, and he was fine."

Damian frowned, and at the same time caught the baby's movement of scratching the foam on his head. When will the quality of Chaoying's parenting be based on the archery one? !

"How does Captain America know the stories of so many other people's children—it's weird, it's a human trafficker."

Joe shrugged, "It seems that because there are more and more Chaoying with families and children around him, Captain America feels the pressure of being urged to marry, not only from the Avengers to Nick Fury's secretary, but also to the young lady at the front desk. I was worrying about Captain America’s marriage, and now when he goes for a run, there are aunts in the park trying to find a partner for him.”

"It seems that Captain America is also very anxious now. He has always liked children, um..." Xiao Qiao said heavily, as if he couldn't understand that a promising young man like Captain America couldn't find happiness, so what will he do in the future? ?

He is so worried.

Even the vision from the gem can find the object, and Captain America's singleness seems very problematic.

Damian thinks that Joe's ideal is very problematic - as the only son of Superman, you should take saving the world as your duty!So you're just content to start a family?How humble!

Look, this is the pursuit of life under the concept of farm boy education!

Speaking of education... Xiao Qiao said that she has something to say, why don't you buy toys for Helena?You see, when you were in the bath just now, I didn't have anything to play with the baby!

Confronted by Kid Kent, Damian opened the door of the closet in his room expressionlessly—all kinds of plastic and plush toys piled up higher than Joe’s immediately spilled out...yellow and green Red ones, little ducks and red pandas, everything.

"She's not interested. She just wants to play with the remote, and Todd's hood, and Drake's stick, and father's batart. Oh, and her own socks." Then his expression changed, and his nose wrinkled. Wrinkled, "In fact, other people's socks are also fine."

Xiao Qiao: ... Cough cough, pretend I didn't say it, and leave.

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The eight-month-old baby Helena, not only has a small face that is much longer than when she was three or four months old, but also has richer expressions. The more she looks, the more she looks like a wonderful combination of Bruce and Serena—it’s hard for you Specifically which part is most like whom, but the overall outline, everyone can see different similarities.

Alfred always swears that he's more like Bruce, and a bit like Mrs. Martha...

——This may be the fascination of genes.

Bruce would hold her in his arms from time to time, and the little one would look up curiously when he walked up to the huge portraits of his parents in the mansion.

"A~a~?"

He will also stretch out his little hand and pat the picture frame.

Bruce doesn't talk too much, he thinks his father and mother understand, and the baby in his arms is really too small, her world has just started, and he doesn't want to surround her with these heavy weights from now on .

She is his angel, and he will do everything to protect her.

Of course, apart from the genetic similarity, it can already be seen that she will be a pretty little girl in the future.

"Do you still need to doubt?" Barbara swore: "This is the daughter of Bruce Wayne and Serena Kyle, and she will definitely become the dream and nightmare of the next generation of boys in Gotham—— There's nothing contradictory about that. Dick's heartthrob is out of the way."

Batgirl said the above words really just out of inadvertent gossip, mostly as a joke, but the few ex-Robins who would have wanted to hear took it seriously.

Helena becoming the female version of Grayson?Even more peach blossoms?Damian only felt a lot of pressure, and he thought he needed to sharpen his knife.

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Helena grew up surrounded by happiness. She loves to laugh and play. Compared with crawling, she prefers to prop up her legs more and more. Kicking her fat little pp, her desire to stand and walk is clearly revealed.

And the old father and brothers, who were originally very straight in aesthetics, finally began to taste the fun of dressing up a pretty little girl.

Therefore, in addition to the pile of toys, Helena now has a closet full of small clothes, which can hardly be worn.

(Kong Kenan: I seem to understand why many people like to play Nuannuan. I dare say this is a daughter-raising game?!)

The Chaoying uncles and aunts who raised their babies through the voyeuristic photos said they are very good, please continue, don't stop, come to a set every day, yo yo check.

Half of these photos show Helena in various sleeping positions. Although most of them are raising their fists, the old father of the Dark Knight, who regards fancy post-bathing as a new joy of life, can't get enough photos.

"When she grows up, you won't be able to tell, Bruce." Barry chatted off topic at the regular meeting of the Justice League: "Little Nana looks more and more like you as she grows."

"That's right," Hal the Green Lantern nodded, "every few days the tabloids spread rumors that Suri wasn't Tom Cruise's own. You can see that no one believed it, and the comments were quite uniform—except for Tom Cruise. Ruth, who could have a face like that?"

Hal, don't read gossip, your Green Lantern Corps base in the universe is still capable of chasing gossip?

"There's a lot of people with black hair and green eyes, and I'm not worried," Bruce said, uncharacteristically involved in a topic completely unrelated to the next quarter's budget, "Also, we can put a pair of plain glasses on her, use Superhuman technology."

Clark nodded in agreement.

Even the Kent reporter wouldn't be recognized as Superman with his glasses on... Barry had to admit it was too plausible to argue against.

After the meeting was over, Bruce hurried, jumped into the Batmobile and rushed to the mansion - in the past few months with Helena, he had to push away all the receptions used to maintain the playboy image.

The Batmobile pulls onto the dedicated parking platform, the Dark Knight's footsteps echo in the Batcave, wearing a heavy black Kevlar uniform and cape, and Bruce undergoes his routine first round of cleaning in the dedicated high-pressure water jet room - wash off Gore, dust and germs.

After tidying up and putting on his home clothes, Bruce went upstairs. He was greeted by the quiet mansion and A Fu who was just getting ready for supper.

"Is Helena asleep?" He asked softly—it is a new and rare happiness to be home and have someone to ask.

Alfred nodded.

Bruce pointed to the baby's room, "Where is Damian?"

"This time it's Master Jason." Ah Fu made a cup of black tea, "I didn't hear him coming out, he was probably too tired, and he might have fallen asleep on the carpet next to the baby's bed."

Bruce came to the baby's room lightly, opened the door a crack, and saw Jason lying in a big character on the thick carpet under the silver moonlight.

The Red Hood who set off a storm in Gotham's underground world is now sleeping beside a crib, free and defenseless, looking innocent, young, and a little fragile.

Jason's tortuous life experience and tough personality always make Bruce forget that this young man is actually only 19 years old, and he is still a big boy.

He gently closed the door - as long as he can sleep well, it doesn't matter where he sleeps?

"It's been eight months, Fu," Bruce smiled, "If it weren't for you, I really don't know how to do all of this."

"I am also very pleased," Afu nodded, "But, Master Bruce, I wonder if you have ever thought about why Damian and Jason would pay more for this baby than Dick and Tim. How much? Please forgive me for what I say next—sometimes, the two of them are even more like a father than you are?"

"Huh?" Bruce didn't understand what Ah Fu was trying to imply for a moment.

"What's the difference between Damian and Jason, and Tim Dick?" Afu took a sip of hot tea, and he stared at the teacup, not intending to be mysterious, but directly revealed the answer to this question, "The two of them Before coming to this family and our side, the role of father was missing in the first ten or ten years of life."

"Unintentionally, they are imitating the regrets and shortcomings in their childhood. It is true that they are helping Helena, but at the same time, they are 'raising' themselves."

"I……"

"This is not an accusation," Afu said first: "Please don't get me wrong, Master Bruce, you are a father who has been working hard, but sometimes, if you miss it, you miss it."

"The two boys are certainly not the same. Damian has a certain resource that the surname Wayne brought him. His biggest question in the future is what he wants to do with these resources."

"Compared to Damian, Jason is more difficult. He has been looking for an identity, whether it is in this mansion and cave, or in the outside world. I believe he is still looking for it now."*

"So...what should I do?" Bruce asked.

"Nothing is needed except to understand them. Damian and Jason are healing themselves, and we don't need to bother them."

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*A Fu said that Jason is still looking for his identity, from Teen Titans V6 Volume 26, and rewritten.