Boss said he is not face blind

Chapter 1 Jinjiang NO1

Star Calendar In 2017, a martial arts holographic online game became popular throughout the Federation.In addition to the exquisite production, cool move effects and smooth and novel gameplay, there is also the peerless beauty on Lianheng Mountain—the ultimate boss of this online game, Xie Zijin, the leader of the Demon Cult.

Since the server was launched, such posts can be seen on the game forum almost every day.

[No. 15 times to sneak into Lianhengshan failed, and failed to meet the male god T^T! ! ! ! ! ! ] Landlord: I'm so stuffed that I don't want to talk.

1L: It's only fifteen times, and you'll know when you do it a hundred times... You won't see the male god even if you do it ten thousand times!

2L: Hahaha, well, I’ve tried a hundred and three times, and I’ve reached halfway up the mountain at most. I feel that I’ll be able to die contentedly under the sword of the male god if I go up a few dozen levels. _(:з」∠ )_

3L: The upstairs is amazing. I can climb halfway up the mountain. I died at the foot of the mountain, and I couldn't even see a high-level disciple of the Devil's Cult!

4L: Worship the 2L boss!

5L: I’m 2L, there’s actually no secret, just do the task to learn how to hide your body, then sneak in quietly, trying to avoid all the demon disciples, everything depends on luck 6L: QvQ landlord, I’m much worse than you , I was killed more than 60 times at the foot of the mountain, and those demon disciples who guarded the gate knew me. I didn't go yesterday, and today they asked me why you didn't come yesterday. It's really annoying!I'm so familiar, why can't you let me in with your high hand!

7L: ...hahahahahahaha!Killing me!

8L: Pfft 2333333 let you in, but you will still die at the hands of the disciples patrolling the mountains!Stop dreaming!

9L (the one at 6L): Love it!Conscience!How can you have the heart to laugh at me!

10: hhhhh we fairies have no conscience

11L: How can you have a conscience as a fan girl of a male god who is not righteous, has a dark heart, acts recklessly, and is moody?

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45L: I don’t really understand why you women like Xie Zijin so much, I think he looks just average ╮(╯▽╰)╭46L: I’m not a woman, I also want to see a male god

47L (the 45L one): ==

48L: Huh? !Is there a male god fanboy? !Hurry up, join our support club for male fans, chat group number 533233480

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99L (living upstairs): It seems that male gods will always be legends...

100L: Legendary +1

101L: Legendary +533233480

102L: You also put up a lot of effort in advertising for ls...

103L: Ahhhhh what did I see!The male god has come to my Xiaoyaozong! ! ! !

104L: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ! ! ! !

105L: I am 103L, I will start a new post!

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Soon, a new post was posted, in which ten consecutive screenshots of the male god and a one-minute video quickly made the post popular, and it was added to the top by the management, and it was well known by all the players on the forum.

The disciples of Xiaoyao Sect said one after another: I don't fucking complain that Xiaoyao Sect is a broken sect anymore!I will no longer laugh at the fact that the master is a mediterranean!God please come a few more times!Please look at me!

Some players wondered why the male god would come to such an upright place as Xiaoyaozong, and the enthusiastic official support team of the male god of Xiaoyaozong gave an answer.

It turns out that the male god has a weak younger brother, and the male god snatched it everywhere for his younger brother, ah no, he was searching for all kinds of panacea.Not long ago, the head of the Xiaoyao Sect got a jar of medicinal wine, which is said to prolong life, strengthen the yang, invigorate the kidneys, grow hair, and cure baldness. That's why the male god condescended to come to the Xiaoyao Sect, which does not lay eggs.

The Xiaoyaozong with beautiful mountains and rivers said that he is actually an outstanding man with beautiful scenery, okay!

One of the toughest fangirls posted a post claiming that she has been squatting on the practice square since she heard that the head of the sect got the medicinal wine a month ago.Today, she finally became a male god, and she felt that this life was worth it.

At this time, the male god that the player is talking about is sitting casually in the Xiaoyaozong hospitality hall, holding a cup of tea and slowly appreciating it.

"You have a good idea! I won't give you the medicinal wine!" The head of Xiaoyao was so angry that his remaining hair stood on end.

In order to cover up his baldness, the head of Xiaoyao deliberately wore a hat, but his head was too big, and the hat barely covered the hairless part, which looked very funny.

Xie Zijin took the time to put down his cup, and said slowly: "It seems that the deal can't be reached, so I can only grab it."

As he spoke, he raised his hand in a snatching gesture.

The head of Xiaoyao was startled, and quickly hugged the jar tightly in his arms.

"Speak up if you have something to say! Let's talk about the terms of exchange!"

"Oh? That's good." Xie Zijin just put his hands back and sat back, picked up the cup again, and looked at him quietly without drinking.

The head of Xiaoyao, who was so stared at, became angry with embarrassment: "Change! Just take that thing you said before, take it out immediately, and let's exchange it on the spot!"

Five minutes later, Xie Zijin left the hospitality hall holding the wine jar.When passing through the practice square, fortunately, he didn't crush the Xiaoyaozong disciple who rushed up to sign to death, which shocked the players.

Hey, my male god is actually so gentle!Where is it so murderous as in the legend!where!inside!picture!

Fangirls and fans decided to complain to the Propaganda Department of the game company that slandered the male god.

Xie Zijin didn't care what these players were tossing about, he returned to Lianhengshan in a happy mood, sent the medicinal wine to his younger brother, and went back to the house to rest.

As a lazy nerd... Ahem, as a big boss who doesn't like to go out and has a quiet personality, Xie Zijin's greatest joy in the past was just sitting in the room and reading.But now, his hobby has become going to the forum every day to see what those weird players are entertaining themselves, or what new and interesting things they have discovered.

The forum is a good thing, and the players are more useful than any intelligence agency of any sect, because they can always know some top-secret information that even spies can't find out.For example, today, a player who joined the Taiyuan Gate posted such a post.

[I, I, I seem to have discovered the big tits of our Taiyuan sect master! ] Landlord: It’s a good recipe, our door master is so weird that he likes to collect bellybands! QAQ, I feel like I'm going to be killed by the sect master!

Xie Zijin scrolled down, and basically the whole building expressed great joy (hearing), sympathy (joy), and sincerely hoped that the landlord would not die too ugly.Some also shared the secrets of NPCs of their sect, but compared to the Taiyuan sect master, these news were obviously not very explosive, and did not arouse everyone's interest at all.

Halfway through the post, the host appeared again.

1762L (landlord): QAQ is dead!I've just been expelled from the division!

1763L: Poor host, Humo, but why are you expelled from the division now?

1764L (the original poster): QAQ Originally, the sect owner didn’t know that I had discovered his secret, but I told my senior sister with a mean mouth, and my senior sister told the stupid second senior brother.The second senior brother, that idiot, actually ran directly to ask the sect master if it was true, and then...the sect master knew about me...

1765L: ...

1766L: Let's go...

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Xie Zijin watched it with great interest, but he didn't expect that old guy from Taiyuanmen to have such a hobby, so he can ask about it later.

After two thousand floors, the painting style in the post changed again.

The host is worried that he will not be able to join the sect in the future. Jinjiang stipulates that any disciple who betrays the sect or is expelled from the sect will not be accepted by other sects, so the host is very unfortunate. I am afraid that he will have to delete his account and practice again.However, a certain fan girl from the enthusiastic support group of male gods awakened the dreamer with one word: "Master, you can try to join the Devil's Cult!"

yes!Doesn't the Demon Cult only accept all kinds of thorns? Most of the NPCs who betrayed the sect and were expelled from the master's sect have gone to the Demon Sect, and there is no reason for the players to do so.

The fan girl continued: You can try it, if it works. If it works, I will betray my family and go to the male god. I really want to join the Demon Cult!

Xie Zijin thought about it carefully, did their Demon Cult have a policy that allowed players to join?It seems... no?Well, actually it would be interesting to recruit some players.

The considerate male god did what he said, and immediately called the right protector to prepare them to accept the group of players who wanted to join the teaching.

The right protector looked puzzled: "Master, those travelers from other worlds have unknown origins, how could they rashly be included in the sect?"

People outside thought that Xie Zijin was moody and often killed people, but in fact Xie Zijin was not so mad.In the teaching, it is never always the same. At the very least, close confidants such as You Dharma can raise some opinions and doubts within a reasonable range.

As expected, Xie Zijin was not angry, he leisurely picked the lotus cake in the jade plate in front of him, and said nonchalantly: "However, some youngsters who have just entered the rivers and lakes, those old guys who are righteous, dare to enter the sect, why is my holy religion Don’t dare? I think those otherworldly travelers seem to have some miraculous abilities, and it’s easy to inquire about the situation if they are included in the religion. Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you not fall behind, go, that’s it.”

After thinking about it, Protector You felt that what he said was very reasonable, so he retreated respectfully.

Half an hour later, Xie Zijin refreshed the post.

4102L (the original poster): Hello everyone, I have successfully joined the Demon Cult, everyone from Taiyuanmen, goodbye!My lord, here I come! ! !

After the "..." on the hundredth floor, all the male god fans went crazy.

Fangirls: Ahhh, I want to go too! ! !

As a result, the major orthodox sects inexplicably ushered in a frenzy of rebellion.

Xie Zijin, who was the instigator, was writing a letter to the head of the Taiyuan Sect at this time, asking him if he really had an ulterior and unique hobby.

The head of the Taiyuan Sect who received the letter was trembling with anger: "It's just...too deceiving!"

The author has something to say:

Fairy Soul: I want to write a light-hearted and cute article in this book (≧▽≦)/Friend A: Why do you want to change the style of writing?

Fairy Soul: Because I am a cute little fairy (⊙v⊙)

Friends B: ... the little fairy is a fairy soul who can't drive: yes, I never drive, I'm so pure ⊙ω⊙ Friends: (surrounded) Shameless!

This is a small cute article about Tanmei Huantuo, relaxed and brainless Su Baitian~

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