Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

Isn’t the person in the mirror the boyhood self?

It's just that the hostility honed over the years is gone, the facial lines are softer, and the wheat-colored muscles have returned to fair and even skin without being ravaged by the sun and rain, and the roughness deliberately polished by the years no longer exists. With red lips and white teeth, he looks like a standard little boy.

The person in the mirror is between a teenager and a young man. The familiar and unfamiliar faces made Lin Ye feel a sense of time and space intertwined, but he quickly regained his sanity under the urging of the makeup artist.

Lin Ye, who was pulled back to reality, was full of bitterness and hatred. He was not dissatisfied with his appearance, but tonight was the bridal chamber, and the current appearance was too tender, which really affected his grandeur, but the makeup artist misunderstood , came together and sincerely praised: "You have a very good foundation, a little makeup can amaze the audience! No star can compare to it."

This flattery must have been slapped on the horse's leg, Lin Ye almost swears on the spot, with a black face, he refused to put on liquid foundation, seeing that the time was coming, the makeup artist had to give him a haircut in a hurry.

Fortunately, Lin Ye's background is good enough. After a little modification, his face is more youthful and clean. The suit is tailored and matched with a crimson bow tie. His back is habitually straight, which is quite handsome.

Lin Ye vaguely remembered attending a comrade-in-arms wedding. The bride got up early to dress up like this, and the bridesmaids stayed in the bedroom to give the groomsmen a difficult time. The chattering women all wore small dresses and surrounded the bride with flowers, waiting for the groom to finally Breaking through the encirclement and entering the bedroom with a red envelope, he insisted on coaxing the princess to hug him before giving up.

Thinking of this incident, Lin Ye felt uncomfortable, afraid that he would really make a fuss about him as a bride, but after finishing his clothes, he was urged to get on the aircraft outside the door by the photography team following him, and Lin Ye finally let go tone.

Arriving at the wedding venue, looking at the crowded heads, Lin Ye finally became nervous belatedly. It wasn't because he was nervous about the wedding ceremony. Most of the guests here, except the original owner's aunt's family, didn't even have a memory of them.

Lin Ye's nervousness was mainly due to his anxiety about meeting his "future wife". For him, this wedding was more like a grand blind date. He fell in love with her at first sight, but he didn't know what the other party meant.

However, after waiting and waiting, when the wedding officially started, Lin Ye finally met his "daughter-in-law" Gu Chengyan. There was still a gap between Gu Chengyan and the photo. There was no difference in facial features, but there was less of Lin Ye's favorite bookishness, and more on the contrary. The bravery of soldiers.

Probably because of the clothes, Gu Chengyan is not wearing a suit today, but a straight military uniform. The federal military uniform is very high-profile, and the cut fits him well. His shoulders are broad and his legs are long. It is a natural clothes hanger.

Lin Ye only knew that he was a mecha maker, but he never thought that Gu Chengyan had a military rank, let alone that he looked so good in military uniform.Lin Ye's eyes flicked around from top to bottom, before falling back on his face.

The master of ceremonies at the side gave a soft urging, and Lin Ye dusted off his new suit, which was originally spotless. In order to make up for the defect of his too young body, he even walked extremely steadily, trying to make himself look chic and unruly.

It's a pity that "future daughter-in-law" just glanced at it lightly, and said in an extremely formulaic way: "Let's go, let's start."

Lin Ye was not discouraged, and followed suit step by step. The wedding did not have too many red tapes, but he could see a lot of media came during the ceremony—their equipment was very similar to that of a wedding photographer.

But the camera didn't focus on today's protagonist Lin Ye, but instead focused more on a certain table of guests. Lin Ye glanced at that person's face, and suddenly understood the deep meaning of the makeup artist's sentence "no star can compare to" in the morning.

There is indeed such a passage in the original owner's memory, but his memory is mostly used to record the family's misfortune and admiration for that male god.Everything about Gu Chengyan is just a brushstroke.

The "stroke" I brought was sitting at the guest seat, looking at Gu Chengyan affectionately, not only the media, but even other guests also glanced over intentionally or unintentionally, as if they were taking the lead.

Lin Ye was quite upset, not to mention whether he and Gu Chengyan had feelings for each other, his appearance was like giving him a cuckold in front of everyone, but he didn't know how Gu Chengyan's attitude was, so Lin Ye sneaked a look at Gu Chengyan and found that the other party did not respond The big star Zheng Miao's gaze remained calm, "After the witnesses have spoken, let's go on stage."

The witness was a gray-haired old general, very imposing, and he praised Gu Chengyan, who he had "seen since childhood", and Lin Ye, who he didn't know at all, with reason.

Lin Ye was obviously not the only one who was unhappy with Zheng Miao. Just as General Duncan was giving a moving speech, Madam Gu's expression darkened: "How did that actor get in?"

General Gu at the side hurriedly comforted him: "This is a day of great joy for my son, let's talk about it later if we have anything to do."

Before going on stage, the master of ceremonies briefly explained the process to the two of them. Lin Ye only felt that even if he changed the plane, the wedding was still a performance of newcomers and elders. There was nothing new, but this was Lin Ye's first marriage after all. Still listening carefully, when the master of ceremonies took out a pair of plain rings of unknown material, Lin Ye couldn't help asking Gu Chengyan: "Didn't you wear a ring?"

Gu Chengyan rubbed the ring on his index finger subconsciously: "This is my mecha Juque." He added: "I'll take it down later." Lin Ye's eyes glowed: "This is Juque? It's amazing Already!"

After Lin Ye got the terminal, he didn't just stare at Gu Chengyan's face all night like an idiot, and also checked the "mechanical arm" that his cousin Han Yuan attacked him.

It turns out that the main weapon in this world is the mecha, and most of the mechas are made of five-dimensional alloys, which can change shape arbitrarily. Huge mechas can be reduced into mechanical arms, rings, and even earrings. Information about the super mech "Ju Que".

Lin Ye has seen Han Yuan's C-level mecha before. According to Han Yuan's desire to eat a tube of nutrient solution, he has to circle a # on social networks. The new mecha was almost classified as a dangerous weapon by the access control. The student card is exempt from the fine # topic, and Lin Ye also roughly guessed that the C-level mecha is already a very advanced and expensive mecha.

And in front of him is the legendary S-class mecha!

Gu Chengyan didn't find it strange to see the boy in front of him almost popping his eyeballs, and his long eyelashes almost poking into his wrist. Any normal man on Natun, especially a young man with a fresh blood, would be indifferent to mechas. strangeness.

On the contrary, such an undisguised teenage heart made Gu Chengyan find it interesting. Apart from trying to appease his mother, he reluctantly had a meal with the introducer. He hadn't tried to understand Lin Ye, but at this moment he suddenly said, "If you like it, take it and see it." look" impulse.

However, the master of ceremonies then urged: "It's time to play." Gu Chengyan hurriedly put "Ju Que" back into his pocket.

The wedding was completed step by step, the process was not complicated, but there were a lot of guests, and after a toast, the media refused to leave. On Gu Chengyan's happy day, even if the Gu family was unhappy, they would not really tear themselves apart with the media.

Most of the toasts are made of clear water, but the elders and superiors are not sloppy. Fortunately, the original owner is just an adult child, and he was hurriedly "married" by his uncle and aunt before he even had time to apply for a high school. What needs to take care of the face of the boss, so the burden is reduced by half.

Gu Chengyan was stopped by an old general who had drunk too much, and he babbled endlessly. Lin Ye was standing in a hurry to solve the problem, but he saw his uncle and aunt being interviewed by reporters. These media are not rushing to Gu Chengyan Did the star ex come?

Lin Ye couldn't help but take a step forward. Sure enough, Zheng Miao was standing aside with a smile. Lin Ye's uncle and aunt were flattered. Uncle Han Taiping was so excited that the "Mediterranean" above his head also glowed red, "I am Boyi five-dimensional parts manufacturer The sales manager of the company, our company has also provided services to the starships of the 'Ninth Team'..."

Zheng Miao gave the reporter a wink, and quickly returned to an impeccable professional smile. The reporter asked something again, and Han Taiping said loudly: "It's not that I don't train him! This little rabbit... Xiao Ye was not very talented since he was a child, and he has almost no mental power, and the insurance money left by his parents... No, no, no, I can guarantee this, he has broken up with that person long ago!"

Aunt Zhou Danying also assured her in a sharp voice: "Xiaoye is just young and was deceived by someone. That person is not a good person!"

"His aunt and I worked hard to raise him, so of course we have to honor us in the future, not to mention that he is promising now and has found such a good husband's family hahahaha."

... really a battle pig among pig mates.

Some words shook out his "ex" whom he had never dated at all, and smeared his abilities in various ways. Lin Ye wanted to take out a sniper pistol and shoot those two embarrassing things directly, no, there is nothing here A sniper rifle, and he doesn't even have a mech in his hand.

Lin Ye's way of solving problems has always been to do it head-on, until the other party is convinced, but in the face of a reporter who is obviously biased, it is obviously not wise to beat someone directly, and he is struggling. Step over.

It was his mother-in-law - Mrs. Gu.

Lin Ye called out affectionately, "Mom!" Mrs. Gu couldn't react, she was stunned for a moment before laughing, "Good boy!" In order to calm down Gu Chengyan, she broke up with the goblin named Zheng Miao and had a quarrel. Many times, I didn't expect that kid surnamed Zheng to be so scheming, pretending to be an innocent white lotus, making her an "evil mother-in-law".

I want to introduce Gu Chengyan to a marriage partner, but I can't find a suitable one for a while. Although same-sex marriage is legal, after all, those who like same-sex are in the minority, and those who are genetically matched are even rarer. People who take care of the family will be lost.

However, on the eve of the wedding, there were rumors that Lin Ye didn't want to. One Han Taiping and his wife patted their chests to assure that there was no such thing, and the child was just shy, and the two wedding invitations were sent out. There is still a grudge in Madam's heart.

But seeing Lin Ye's performance at today's wedding, Mrs. Gu was relieved.At this time, the affectionate "Mom" in front of everyone just made the rumors self-defeating, and Mrs. Gu felt very comfortable.

"Good boy, are you tired?"

Lin Ye, like all son-in-laws who please their mother-in-law, immediately shook his head and denied, "Mom, I don't think you ate much, so you asked the kitchen to keep Baya star salt-baked oysters on the small table over there."

Mrs. Gu was touched and felt that her face was radiant. What could make her face longer than her own daughter-in-law in front of her old sisters?Mrs. Gu "reluctantly" said goodbye to several people: "Don't worry about my child, I'm afraid I'll be hungry, hahaha, let's go over and have a taste together? That's fine, I won't send it off."

Mrs. Gu walked forward along the direction led by Lin Ye, talking and laughing. When she heard Baya Xing's salt-baked oysters, she was indeed a little hungry, but she met a person who could make her full just by looking at it.

"Don't dare to compare, dare not compare, if my Xiaoye is half as good as Zheng Miao, we will..."

"Little goblin! Why are you still here!" Without General Gu's persuasion, Mrs. Gu was full of anger. Lin Ye stood aside and stepped out of the battlefield, obediently watching the uncle and aunt who was being interviewed with a red face as if swallowing an egg. The whole StarCraft knew that Mrs. Gu and Zheng Miao were at odds.

After all, Mrs. Gu still saved face for her in-laws, and after the two of them left angrily, she acted like an elder again, and sneered in front of the reporter: "I remember you are not on the performance list."

This was intentional. Gu Chengyan only invited an old band to add to the fun at Gu Chengyan's wedding. The implication was that he was treated as an assistant artist.

As soon as Mrs. Gu started, the reporters got even more excited. No matter where, there is no reporter dedicated to serving an artist, not to mention several different media companies, who have taken advantage of Zheng Miao. It is another thing to see Mrs. Gu and Zheng Miao tit for tat.

This is definitely a wonderful scene that no one in the media will want to miss. Zheng Miao wants to maintain the image of the white lotus that he has worked so hard to maintain. He dare not say a wrong word or make a wrong expression in front of the camera, so he can only let Mrs. Gu unilaterally. He ran with a gun and a stick, not even daring to fart.

Lin Ye was amazed at this scene, but he only had a vague impression that Mrs. Gu tore her face in a public place because she didn't like Zheng Miao, and her words were sharp. The official statement is that Zheng Miao was almost depressed, and even pushed a Commercial performances can also be regarded as a major event in the Neton star entertainment industry.

Not long after that, news broke that Gu Chengyan and Lin Ye had broken up. Mrs. Gu became famous in the first battle and was voted as one of the "Top Ten Most Vicious Mother-in-laws in the Federation", and she won the top spot for three consecutive years.

It is said that the mother-in-law who lived in the second place sent her daughter-in-law to the Zerg territory outside the territory, and her life and death are still unknown.

However, in all fairness, Mrs. Gu's strength as the "top of the list" should not be underestimated. For half an hour in a row, without swearing or repeating a single word, Zheng Miao's face turned red with swearing, and her eyes were full of tears. of.

This crying almost made Lin Ye's eyes cry. Lin Ye was used to being beaten since he was a child, and he had been in the army all the time. He only knew that men bleed but not cry. This is the first time for a magical creature like Zheng Miao to face each other. With knowledge, I can't help but soften my heart, and I am moved to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

"Mom, let's forget about it." Lin Ye launched a sincere and straight man's dissuasion.

"No!" Seeing Lin Ye, Mrs. Gu became even more angry, thinking that this child is really kind-hearted, but too honest, others have bullied him, and even pleaded for him. Reporters will smear you, when the time comes, the reporters will add and subtract the interview clips regardless of whether they are true or not, and they don’t know what the editing will be.

"Don't worry about it, Mom will vent your anger on you." To slander Lin Ye is to slander their Gu family. Mrs. Gu is not willing to let go, anyway, she is already "the most evil mother-in-law in the Federation". In addition, she and Lin Ye have completely different aesthetics. That crying appearance is annoying, why is the big man crying.

"Mom!" This sentence was not called by Lin Ye.

Several people followed the reputation, it was Gu Chengyan.When Zheng Miao saw Gu Chengyan, he flattened his mouth, and the tears swirling in his eye sockets fell down, and the corners of his eyes were smudged black. Lin Ye was gay, and he never understood the sacredness of eyeliner for the rest of his life. I stared blankly.

"Your favorite Baya star salt-baked oysters are ready." Gu Chengyan glanced over Zheng Miao's face and landed on his mother, persuading him, "If you don't eat it, it will be cold."

Gu's mother looked at her son and "daughter-in-law", and felt much more at ease, so she let Zheng Miao go.

Seeing the obvious joy in Zheng Miao's eyes, Lin Ye came to his senses all of a sudden, and instantly lost his sympathy and sympathy. No matter how good-looking he was, he couldn't miss his wife.

Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan accompanied Mrs. Gu to really eat Baya Star's special products. When Gu's mother calmed down, she began to feel sorry for her son who was exhausted from the wedding, and urged the two to go home to rest. Dekong asked, "How do you know about that salt-baked oyster?"

Gu Chengyan switched the aircraft to autopilot mode, opened the built-in locker, and there was a row of crystal clear small bottles of various colors inside. Gu Chengyan picked out a tube of ice blue and handed it to Lin Ye: "Make a draft before speaking next time."

Lin Ye was directly pointed out, a little embarrassing, and changed the subject: "I have never seen this kind of nutrient solution." Nutrient solution is the most common food in the world. They will choose to eat cooked food to satisfy their appetite.

The brand "Lezhi" is relatively good, but at best it is "Snickers". This one is at least "guylian" in terms of color and packaging. It is a good thing at first glance.

But Gu Chengyan said: "This is hangover soup, you drank a lot today." After saying this, Lin Ye really felt a little drunk, and he said: "Not much." But he also picked up the small bottle, After taking a sip, the taste is very sweet, which is not the same as the "Lezhi" nutrient solution generously brought out by my uncle.

Lin Ye praised: "It's delicious."

Gu Chengyan hooked the corners of his lips as an answer, the seat automatically adjusted its angle backwards, and then simply closed his eyes, obviously not intending to speak any more.

The aircraft was flying smoothly over the city of Xingnerton, the capital city. The scene coincided with the memory left by the original owner. There were various aircrafts in the sky, and occasionally a high-speed hovering train passed by, and there were 4D billboards floating on the space square. The advertisement was very realistic, and Lin Ye involuntarily closed his eyes the moment before hitting the billboard, but when the aircraft passed over the head of a star with a mouthful of small white teeth, it did not stop for a moment, and even the image did not waver Half a minute, still holding the "whitening toothpaste" and smiling brightly.

Lin Ye was shocked at the same time by the technological development of this planet and the shamelessness of advertisers, but he suddenly thought of one thing, besides being used as a weapon, isn't the mech itself the most advanced aircraft?

So will this one be the legendary "Giant Que"?Lin Ye wanted to ask Gu Chengyan, who was at the side, but saw that the other party folded his arms across his chest, crossed them under his arms, and was very absorbed in sleep.

I don't know how far away the destination is. Lin Ye was too excited last night, and was dug up by the makeup artist early in the morning. At this time, he finally felt sleepy, yawned, and fell asleep leaning on the chair.

Lin Ye almost fell asleep in seconds, his head slowly slid down from the back of the chair. When the whole person had a tendency to slide down, the seat suddenly moved, and slowly tilted back in line with his movements. Lin Ye adjusted slightly comfortably pose.

Gu Chengyan, who was supposed to be sound asleep at the side, sat up straight at this moment, with no trace of sleepiness on his face, his eyes fell on Lin Ye's long black eyelashes that fluttered slightly with the ups and downs of the aircraft, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Lin Ye woke up again, it was already dark.

This is not the co-pilot inside the aircraft. He sat up straight, rubbed his eyes, and the thin blanket covering his body slipped off. His body was full of comfort and satiation that he hadn't seen for a long time. How long has it been since he slept so deeply?He couldn't believe that he had let his guard down so much, but he also enjoyed the rare "stealing half a day of life".

"Are you awake?" Gu Chengyan was always there.

At this time, Gu Chengyan took off the straight military uniform and changed into soft pajamas. He could vaguely see the solid outline of the hardcover, with half of his calf exposed, leaning casually on the other side of the bed, the translucent screen suspended in the air, Filled with dense text.

Lin Ye immediately regretted that this was their bridal night, and he almost fell asleep like a dead pig. Gu Chengyan felt Lin Ye's burning eyes and misunderstood: "Hungry?"

Lin Ye rubbed his belly, wondering if it was because the sobering drink Gu Chengyan handed him was not low in calories, after so long, there was no sign of hunger, so Lin Ye shook his head.

Gu Chengyan finally averted his eyes from the dense text: "Then you are?"

Lin Ye looked at Gu Chengyan's handsome face, which was almost exactly according to his aesthetics, and suddenly realized that one of the couple must take the initiative, but it's really embarrassing to say "let's live a married life" directly. Because of the exit, Lin Ye became ruthless and decided to express it in another way.

He aimed at Gu Chengyan's lips and kissed them.

The author has something to say:

Lin Ye: Why hasn't your appearance changed?Is this parallel space?

Sanxi: Because you are handsome, you are reluctant to change.

Lin Ye: ... Author, you have a lot of ideas, go cook.