Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

After many years, Gu Chengyan still doesn't want to recall the scene when Lin Ye bumped into the official website of the Mecha League on his optical brain with breakfast, and the words "Mecha master registration canceled successfully" were impressively written.

Lin Ye's first reaction was not so much anger, but more shock. Although Gu Chengyan said that he didn't want him to participate in the finals, how could the person who had been training with him every day against the clock suddenly change 180 degrees?

But the gathering time was in the afternoon, and Lin Ye didn't have much time to entangle with Gu Chengyan. He arrived at the designated place in the aircraft equipped by the league organizer.

When he got on the starship, Lin Ye opened the box and looked for his final access electronic chip. When he saw the neatly arranged items for him by Gu Chengyan himself, he still felt unbelievable.

This time all the contestants are in pairs, one mecha warrior and one mecha repairer. This starship is different from the last time Lin Ye took to Sandstorm Star. Although the number of people loaded is smaller, the space is more Large, each person has a separate sleeping cabin.

Lin Ye put his luggage in the sleeping cabin, and went to the restaurant. It was already dinner time, and there were many familiar faces in the restaurant. Almost all the popular candidates in the preliminary round were there. Needless to say, Zhong Haoran, the original owner's male god Marlowe, The rich second generation Tu Feibai, and Zheng Yi who framed Lin Ye.

It’s just that everyone gathered in one place, noisily wondering what to say, Zheng Yi was triumphant, standing among the crowd seemed to be the focus, Lin Ye swiped his access card on the self-service ordering machine, and the machine announced “ A Grade Meal Label" sent out a packed lunch box and an empty cup, and Lin Ye took a cup of steaming milk.

Lin Ye took the lunch box away, but felt a pain in his shoulder, his hand was unsteady, and all the milk spilled on the ground.Lin Ye turned around and found that it was Zheng Yi who made the trouble.

Zheng Yi still had a joking smile on her face, and said without sincerity: "I'm sorry I didn't see it." Then she whispered in Lin Ye's ear, with a volume that only the two of them could hear: "It's quite What a skill, how did you subdue Gu Chengyan in such a short period of time?"

After speaking, he glanced at Lin Ye's waist and hips meaningfully: "I can't tell, 'Dark Horse' is quite good at serving men. But he still left you alone?" Lin Ye didn't understand at first Zheng Yi's words, so that he didn't fight back immediately. Now that Zheng Yi said it so blatantly, why didn't Lin Ye understand?

In addition, he was already in a bad mood, and Zheng Yi hit the muzzle of the gun steadily. Lin Ye sneered, and simply threw the lunch box in his hand directly at Zheng Yi.

He moved so fast that Zheng Yi didn't react at all. After all, the lunch box was designed to be easy for people to open. As soon as it touched Zheng Yi's face, the lid fell off, and all the soup and water in the box spilled on Zheng Yi's face. It was so hot that he let out a scream.

Zheng Yi's face is only three points similar to Zheng Miao's, not very handsome, but she loves her own face as much as Zheng Miao's. Such a high temperature will affect her appearance in the final even if it does not disfigure her face. To a certain extent, Zheng Yi only felt new hatred and old hatred welling up in her heart, cursed a curse word, and summoned her mech without hesitation.

Lin Ye was not to be outdone, and Kui Mulang came out in response. In the small dining room, two behemoths immediately occupied a lot of space, and it immediately seemed crowded, and the atmosphere was tense and ready to explode.

At this moment, a middle-aged man in military uniform, who looked like a leader, rushed between the two of them. He was not afraid of the two A-level mechas. He just stood in the middle and shouted: "Don't move! Who is here?" Whoever uses the mecha will be disqualified!"

Lin Ye and Zheng Yi confronted each other for a while before giving the officer face and taking back their respective mechas. The officer turned blue with anger: "Nonsense! It's just nonsense! I have led so many contestants, but I have never seen Such nonsense! Who started it?"

"Sir, it's Zheng Yi!"

The voice sounded familiar, but Lin Ye turned around, only to find that it was Marlowe Green, "That's right! It was Zheng Yi who scolded Lin Ye first, and he also overturned Lin Ye's meal!" This time it was Zhong Haoran who spoke.

In fact, Lin Ye was already late. When eating, he and Zheng Yi were the only ones next to the buffet ordering machine.

But after Marlowe, who was regarded as a great god in most people's hearts, and Zhong Haoran, who came from the Federal Central Military Academy and was very popular, spoke for Lin Ye, the rest of the people also expressed their opinions one after another, saying that it was indeed Zheng Yi who was wrong, and what he said was conclusive , Even Lin Ye almost believed it.

"He threw the rice in my face!" Zheng Yi yelled angrily.Lin Ye looked calm: "You scolded me first, everyone saw it." Everyone nodded in agreement, and Zheng Yi was so angry that his face was crooked. It wasn't because Zhong Haoran and Marlowe had too much influence, but more Most of it is actually that Zheng Yi herself is too arrogant on weekdays.

He and Zhong Haoran also come from the Federal Central Military Academy, but Zheng Yi has always thought highly of himself because of his A-level mental strength, and he is used to being domineering in the military academy, and his performance in the preliminary round was really too much.

The three people in his group were all seriously injured. After the game, they were carried directly into the medical warehouse for emergency treatment. The ordinary audience couldn't help but sigh, let alone the friends and alumni of the three wounded here.

The officer had also seen that match, and he had a bad impression of this person. Seeing so many people talking unanimously, he naturally believed it. No further incidents may occur, otherwise the qualification for the competition will be disqualified.

After the officer left, Zheng Yi was so angry that she didn't even eat, and angrily went back to her sleeping cabin with her blistered face.Everyone dispersed, but Marlowe and Zhong Haoran did not leave. Marlowe walked to Lin Ye: "Are you okay?"

Lin Ye glanced at him, a little surprised that this person's attitude towards him was the same as the 180-degree turn when they met in the preliminary competition, but he didn't go into it. After all, this person just wanted to get ahead, Lin Ye said: "Thank you." There was a smile in Marlowe's icy blue eyes: "You don't have to be polite to me."

Lin Ye inexplicably got goosebumps all over his body, and hurriedly said: "How can I do that?" It happened that Zhong Haoran walked towards Lin Ye with a meal: "Xiaoye, I made a new one for you, where can I eat it?"

After the farce just now, the restaurant was empty at this time, and the cleaning robot was cleaning up the overturned food residue on the ground, Lin Ye said: "Go back and eat."

But Ma Luo stopped Lin Ye: "Your...why didn't you see Gu Chengyan?" This was called which pot was not opened and which pot was lifted, Lin Ye's face changed immediately, but he couldn't get angry with others: "He won't come. "

Marlowe wanted to ask again, but Lin Ye had already left.Most of these contestants came from several fixed military academies, and they were naturally divided into several small circles. Lin Ye sat and ate with Gu Chengyan and the people from the Federal Central Military Academy.

Although there are not many types of meals on the starship, they are quite nutritious. Lin Ye heard that the economy class of many civilian starships only provides nutrient solution, and there is no independent sleeping cabin. The conditions here are obviously much better.

The young people got together and quickly became warm. Although Lin Ye was not a student of the Federal Military Academy, he was not like someone who had never studied. He felt the same when talking about life in the military academy. After a while, he became acquainted with everyone.

Talking about the topic from the final competition system to the opening performance, Lin Ye has been in a low mood, but now he has nothing to do when he goes back, he just listens to pass the time.

"This time, we invited a lot of first-line stars." One person excitedly announced the name of his idol. Lin Ye was not familiar with these stars, until one person mentioned, "It seems that Zheng Miao is also coming."

As soon as the words fell, the man suddenly realized something, shut his mouth quickly, and everyone turned their attention to Lin Ye. After the preliminary competition, Lin Ye became popular, and his relationship with Gu Chengyan was picked up almost immediately. Miao is the matter of Gu Chengyan's predecessor, and everyone knows it. This time Lin Ye came to the competition alone, and it is said that the original mecha repairer is Gu Chengyan.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Lin Ye coughed lightly, and echoed in the most normal tone possible: "There are a lot of celebrities." Zhong Haoran said loudly: "Yes, yes, it's okay for Zheng Miao to come, and it's not necessarily because of him that Senior Gu didn't come to help. is you."

Crowd: ...

Zhong Haoran quickly explained: "Ah, no, I mean that what Zheng Yi said about his cousin is pure nonsense..." Someone coughed loudly and reminded in a low voice: "Lin Ye probably didn't hear what Zheng Yi said."

Lin Ye asked, "Who is Zheng Yi's cousin?"

No one spoke.

Lin Ye suddenly felt blessed: "Is it Zheng Miao?"

There was another silence, and Zhong Haoran, who was under the greatest pressure in the silence, nodded.

It took Lin Ye a while to spit out a sentence: "...fuck."

Everyone expressed that they had finished eating and left from the small common room, only Lin Ye and Zhong Haoran were left, Zhong Haoran wiped off his cold sweat: "Xiaoye, that's not what I meant."

Lin Ye sighed: "I know." Zhong Haoran was still apprehensive: "I thought you heard... Gu Xuechang is definitely not that kind of person!" Lin Ye smiled and punched Zhong Haoran in the chest: "Okay , It gets darker and darker." After a while, he sighed, and said to himself in a very low voice: "Of course I know that he doesn't like me from the beginning."

On the other side, Gu Chengyan, who was being described more and more black by Lin Ye's good brother and his fanatical fan Zhong Haoran, sneezed in Vice President Mo's office.

Vice President Mo said with concern: "Sick? I have long said that young people can't stay up endlessly relying on good health. I agree with your leave. Hurry up and go back to rest and come back when you are well." Since working, Gu Chengyan, I have never asked for leave, and even saved a lot of annual leave.

When Vice President Mo first heard that Gu Chengyan was going to ask for leave, his first reaction was whether he should get a hearing aid, but Xiao Gu actually wanted to ask for leave?However, seeing that his mental state was indeed not good, he readily agreed.

Ever since Lin Ye left the house, Gu Chengyan has sent him more than a dozen text messages, but he has not received a single reply. Gu Chengyan realizes that the matter is serious, and if he doesn't go over and explain it right away, it may be too late. Chances have grown in love for a long time, and thinking of Lin Ye parting ways with him, Gu Chengyan felt a kind of panic that he had never felt before.

The starships going to Barrow are only the ones sent by the military to the competition. Gu Chengyan had no choice but to buy a ticket to Haishi, which is the closest planet to Barrow, and the rest of the journey can only be done by mechs. Juque is marching.

Gu Chengyan hastily filled up Juque's energy and set off.After arriving at Haishixing, Gu Chengyan was the first to jump off the starship, and just as he stood firm, he activated the giant gate under the eyes of everyone, leaving behind a group of passengers who didn't know the truth, "What was that just now?" "I looked at it. How does it look like the S-class mecha Ju Que published in "Contemporary Mecha"?" "Impossible, impossible, why Ju Que appeared here, you must be delusional."

At this time, two days had passed, Juque turned into an armed aircraft form, and galloped all the way to Barrow Star with full horsepower. "How long will it take to arrive?"

"It will take at least six hours, sir." Ju Que replied.

"Sir, what are you going to say to Madam?"

In the vast universe, there was only one mech flying, and Gu Chengyan said after a while: "Apologize, go to him and explain clearly, and explain Zheng Miao's matter, cancellation of registration, and... my feelings for him."

"Aren't you afraid of being rejected, sir?"

Gu Chengyan shook his head, and answered irrelevantly: "Xiaoye is really angry with me this time."

During the three days and two nights of interstellar travel, you can even see beautiful nebulae and rare and peculiar pink black holes outside the viewing window in the starship, but Lin Ye has lost its freshness and spends most of the time sleeping in the sleeping cabin.

Even the terminal rang a few times and didn't bother to look at it. It was rare for Kui Mu Erha to stay silent obediently, but after a long time, it couldn't hold back anymore: "Why don't you slap me?"

Kui Mulang shook his Erha's ears awe-inspiringly, and said coyly, "It's like licking that mouse at home."

Lin Ye changed his position and lay down, ignoring it.Kui Mulang leaned over meaningfully again, and rubbed his round metal ball body against Lin Ye: "Gu Chengyan sent several text messages, he said..."

Lin Ye pinched Erha's ear: "Shut up, stupid." Kui Mulang closed his voice aggrievedly, Lin Ye sighed, and rubbed its ear gently, "Everything like yesterday I died yesterday, your master, I'm not that weak, if I don't get it, I won't be agitated, we still have to compete."

Kui Mulang's IQ suddenly broke through the usual level, and he actually understood the deep meaning of his master's words, and immediately said: "I saw Gu Chengyan kiss your mouth!"

Lin Ye: "What?"

Kui Mulang: "I saw it with my own eyes, but I was forced to sleep afterwards. Gu Chengyan should like you." Lin Ye: "...you said he kissed me?" Seeing that his master finally agreed to chat with him, Kui Mulang endured I couldn't help shaking my ears excitedly: "I'm sure, that's it!"

Kui Mu Erha's five-dimensional alloy body transformed into a beep, and swooped towards the forest. Lin Ye had quick eyes and quick hands, but Erha gnawed on the metal wall with a "baji" sound. Kui Mulang was not discouraged, and explained innocently Said: "That's it."

Lin Ye felt his head ache even more: "...that's enough, I understand, there is no need to demonstrate."

The military's special starship landed on Barrow Star in the evening, and all the contestants rested here for a night, and the finals officially started the next day.

As usual, there will be a grand opening ceremony for the finals tonight. The contestants who were shortlisted for the finals just got off the gangway of the starship, and there was a burst of cheers. The live broadcast of the opening ceremony officially started at this moment.

This activity has become a traditional carnival day for the residents of the 54 planets in the entire federation. In just 5 minutes, the number of online viewers exceeded [-] million, and the number is still rising. Lin Ye looked away from the big screen , fell to the center of the stage, and the performer of the opening show turned out to be Zheng Miao!

The front row of the auditorium is the senior and middle-level leaders of the military department, while 29 contestants and [-] mecha maintenance engineers are sitting in the middle and rear of the auditorium. Just as Zheng Miao came out, the audience burst into loud cheers , Lin Ye followed the prestige and found that the source of the sound was near Zheng Yi.

Zheng Yi seemed to be waiting for Lin Ye, and when his eyes met, he immediately returned a provocative look, Lin Ye's anger rose immediately, Zhong Haoran noticed, and hurriedly said: "Ono is not impulsive, we will deal with him when the game starts .”

Lin Ye nodded: "I'll beat you to death."

As the music sounded, Zheng Miao started to sing. After 2 minutes, Zhong Haoran couldn't help but yawned, and commented quite sincerely: "What the hell is this? It's like a toothache." This is a lyrical song , it was the first song to be sung at an opening ceremony with such a high audience rating. After this performance, Zheng Miao's popularity will definitely rise to another level.

The melody of this song is actually very smooth, even Lin Ye, who has no concept of music, finds the song comfortable, and the lyrics are quite catchy, but he thought that Gu Chengyan let him go because of this little fairy, so he felt unhappy .

In the past, Lin Ye admired Zheng Miao's white and clean appearance, but now he thinks that he is a big man with makeup on and looks pretty girly. Lin Ye couldn't help but agree with Zhong Haoran: "It's quite ugly, there is no tone at all. , like Siri."

"You're right, it doesn't sound good."

Lin Ye's expression froze for a moment, and he turned his head slowly, Zhong Haoran was still beside him, "Why are you here?" Lin Ye asked.

The author has something to say: here is a unified explanation

[1] Xiao Gu’s mentality is this: Knowing that Lin Ye may face the most dangerous task if he wins the competition → disqualify himself from the competition, hoping that Lin Ye will fail → realize that he should not ruin Lin Ye’s efforts and regret it → the registration website is closed , In the end, I didn’t hack into it, so I took it off.

Xiao Gu realized his mistake, so the next chapter will hurriedly confess that Xiao Gu is chasing his daughter-in-law to watch the "Pursuit of Encyclopedia" and the five scumbags. Sometimes the relationship will not be smooth sailing. We will be stupid ourselves, but the most important thing is to make up for it in time Correction, instead of stubbornly going all the way to the dark, Xiao Gu and Xiao Ye are actually in love for a long time, and it needs an opportunity to pierce the window paper, right? O(∩_∩)O

[2] "Straight men" and "straight men" are not the same