Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

There are very few serious pharmacies in Natun. If you need to buy prescription drugs, you must go to the hospital to find a doctor to write a prescription, while ordinary medicines are sold together with skin care products with medicinal functions, so it is more appropriate to call them drugstores.

Generally, pharmacies are opened in the shopping malls of the shopping malls, and of course the Krolikal Shopping Center also has them. This one is semi-self-service. Lin Ye was embarrassed to ask the clerk, so he wandered aimlessly among the shelves.

The family planning products area displays a wide variety of products, but they are mainly supplies. Various condoms and lubricants occupy half of the country. They are all brands that Lin Ye has never seen. Erha's ears were shaking and buzzing in Lin Ye's ear: "Did you buy lubricant for me?"

Lin Ye was a little shy when he was shopping for this kind of thing for the first time, and he shouted: "Stupid, don't make noise!" Lubrication is different."

Kui Mulang: "Stingy ghost." Lin Ye banned Kui Mulang's words, and finally he was able to choose with peace of mind, and then found that these things not only had fancy packaging, but also had various functions.

The bumpkin Linye, who had never carefully observed this kind of product, was fascinated by the random flowers. He couldn't help picking up a box of non-marking condoms that are said to be automatically degraded within an hour after use. What kind of black technology is this?What is the use of researching this function?

"This one is for the convenience of automatically destroying traces when you go to a friend's house for a date, so as to avoid embarrassment, sir." If it weren't for the female voice, Lin Ye would have thought that Ju Que had followed him, but he still scared him jumped.

"It's okay, you don't need to be shy, do you want to buy one and try?"

Lin Ye shook his head hurriedly, threw the box of condoms back on the shelf, and then felt that his reaction was a little off, and explained superfluously: "I'm looking for something else."

"I can help you find something." The female shopping guide was generous and enthusiastic.

Lin Ye faltered and couldn't tell, but he thought that Gu Chengyan was queuing up to buy milk tea on the other side of the second floor of the huge Krolikar Shopping Center. He didn't know how to explain it when he didn't see him for a while. Someone could help him find it.

In the end, Lin Ye hesitated to say the name of the medicine. The name of the medicine was checked secretly by Lin Ye under the quilt last night. The female shopping guide suddenly realized, and quickly took out two boxes from the bottom of another shelf and handed it to Lin Ye.

Lin Ye took the medicine and thanked her. The other party didn't have any large mobs and she acted quickly to serve her well. Lin Ye couldn't help but be impressed by her professionalism, and gave this store a thumbs up in her heart.

However, the female shopping guide then gave him a slight smile, recommended many similar products like a cannonball, and pretended to be surprised and frowned and said: "The medicine you chose is too powerful. If it is only a supplementary effect, it is not suitable for use." , although the brand I recommend is a bit more expensive, it is milder and more suitable for young people."

Lin Ye: "...No need, I'm in a hurry."

The female shopping guide chased after her all the way: "There are also several matching products, which can not only prolong the sex time, but also enhance the pleasure, which are very suitable for people like you."

What is "people like you"? !

Most of Lin Ye's face was blocked by the sunglasses, but the tips of his ears, which were flushed with embarrassment, were still clearly visible.At this time, I really want to turn around and ask the shopping guide: You are actually reborn and timed like me, right?Did you ever work in X Chen X?How to achieve the full point of the skill of 'using sales to make customers invisible'?

Lin Ye paid the bill in a hurry, just wanting to escape the horrible recommendations from the shopping guides around him. When he left the drugstore, Lin Yecong finally let out a long breath and muttered angrily: "You are the only one with a sheep's tail."

However, the purpose of this trip was finally achieved, and Lin Ye was satisfied.Lin Ye was very dissatisfied with his and Gu Chengyan's first "mutual help" practical results, and even began to doubt himself.

Ever since he changed his current body, Lin Ye had also secretly solved it by himself, but there was no problem whether it was time or other aspects. Lin Ye thought hard for a long time, and felt that the root cause must be Gu Chengyan, that "beautiful beauty".

However, while letting go of one's heart, I can't help worrying. It's just helping each other, and I'm already excited to almost become a "fast gunner". If I actually practice it tonight, it will only be more exciting. If I lose face again, this For the rest of my life, I couldn't hold my head up in front of my daughter-in-law.

It was just one time, while Lin Ye was building himself up, he walked out of the milk tea shop where Gu Chengyan was queuing up. It was normal for the first time to be faster.

Lin Ye thought in his heart: the first impression is very important, since you have already got the support, you will definitely show your glory tonight, hehehe.

The timing was just right, and Gu Chengyan finally got the legendary Internet celebrity milk tea. Seeing Lin Ye still waiting for him from a distance, he couldn't help but feel a burst of sweetness in his heart. He handed out a cup from the packaging bag like moving a shelf: "You I want 'Fall in Love with Crystal Berry'." Lin Ye almost didn't realize, what the hell kind of name is that?

However, the crystal berry is a rare fruit that this store imported from Haishixing. Lin Ye still remembers that he took a big sip from the cup. , this scent is very peculiar, like a freshly cut lawn, and like ripe guava, melted into the milk fragrance, it is really delicious.

It is said that Haishixing is rich in products and is known as the hometown of gourmet food. However, this "Crystal Berry" is added to milk tea for the first time. A few words, almost no worries about sales.

Lin Ye asked Gu Chengyan while sipping ice skating milk tea: "Go home?" Gu Chengyan replied in the shopping bag: "Go back!"

The voice couldn't wait, apparently they had reached the limit of their shopping. The two of them had been shopping all afternoon, and now they were a little tired. After coming out of the Crolikar Shopping Center, they walked to the public apron. Gu Chengyan threw the things he bought into the aircraft one by one. , There is a lot of space in the rear seat of the aircraft, only half of them are stacked, and there is still a lot of space left.

Kui Mulang, who had been holding back for a day, turned into a Erha, waving his ears and walking back and forth in the shopping bag, saying in his mouth: "Buying so many useless things, I won't give you cute, Faithful little mech Mairun..."

Lin Ye banned Kui Mulang's words again.

Gu Chengyan: "What did it say?"

Lin Ye: "It's nothing, it's a miracle that it can speak with its intelligence, so don't worry about what to say." Lin Ye couldn't help but paused when he said this, and said strangely: "The taste of your drink is different from mine."

Gu Chengyan's cup was ordinary crimson ear grass milk tea, he didn't care much, and said, "The purchase of crystal berries is actually limited, only [-] cups are sold every day, so I snatched the last cup by chance." Lin Ye felt a little sweet in his heart , couldn't help poking the "Falling in Love with Crystal Berry" on Gu Chengyan's face: "Try it."

Gu Chengyan pressed the automatic flight button, and in this posture, he grabbed the straw that Lin Ye handed over, and the sweet taste quickly filled his mouth. Gu Chengyan felt that this sip of milk tea was really sweet, and he was worthy of waiting in line for so long.

The two returned home, sat side by side and watched TV for a while, and it was already dinner time. Gu Chengyan, the top mecha maker in the Federation, felt like he had spent the past twenty years in vain. Concentrating on research, working overtime is not as comfortable as wasting time with the one you love.

It wasn't a waste either, the two of them sat opposite each other, listening to the TV while eating a hearty home-cooked meal, they were looking forward to the activities after dinner, and the TV became the background sound.

Now it is said to be the hottest variety show in the entire universe, called "Naton's Strongest Decoding". It is a talk show, and I don't know what the background is. Politicians, as long as they are famous, the program team has the ability to invite them to do a special feature.

Now this time is a bit embarrassing, it's too early to do something discordant, and it's too late to do something constructive after a hasty meal, so the two tacitly ate a dinner for a whole period Variety show, put down the bowls and chopsticks, Gu Chengyan stood up first: "I'm going to take a shower."

For some reason, this simple and extremely pure "I'm going to take a bath" sounded full of hints to Lin Ye. He swallowed with a "gudong" and forced himself to calm down: "You wash first."

Gu Chengyan also seemed to be a little nervous, so he let out a "huh" and didn't speak again, Lin Ye warned again: "Don't worry, wash it up." Gu Chengyan turned his head, gave Lin Ye a meaningful smile, turned and went upstairs to the bathroom.Lin Ye realized later that what he said just now sounded like an anxious hooligan.

But it doesn't matter, Lin Ye already had the consciousness to be a big hooligan later, when the upstairs bathroom door slammed, Lin Ye couldn't sit still, almost bounced off the sofa, Kui Mulang shook his two hands curiously. Erha's ears moved closer, and Lin Ye seemed to have remembered something, and an order forced Kuimu Erha to sleep.

Erha, who was abused and didn't know why: QAQ

Lin Ye thought for a while, and then walked to the gerbil cage. The little gerbil that hadn't been shuffled today thought that the owner finally wanted to pamper it, so it screamed and squeezed out of the cage with a big face excitedly. The rat is too fat, and the hair on its face is divided into four or five vertical stripes by the cage, which looks very funny.

Lin Ye held his chin, lost himself in thought, and whispered: "The living room is not impossible." So he picked up the cage and taught him earnestly: "You should avoid it for a while, don't look at evil." Then he stuffed the gerbil cage into the living room behind the curtain.

The gerbil's mung bean eyes widened: Squeak?

After dealing with the eyesores, Lin Ye rummaged in the wine cabinet connected to the kitchen, randomly selected a bottle of red wine, opened it, poured it into two tall crystal glasses, Lin Ye carefully made a glass on one of the glasses mark.

Then he sneakily ran to the cloakroom, took out a small box of pills from the coat he changed during the day, the sound of water from upstairs was still going on, Lin Ye put the wine aside, and then took out the instruction manual to study carefully—cosmeceuticals He didn't even have a chance to take a look inside the store.

Lin Ye huddled in the corner of the cloakroom like a thief. The handwriting on the instruction manual was small and neatly printed, densely packed. First, there were ingredients, shapes and other irrelevant nonsense. Lin Ye was nervous, and his eyes were not very good. Document number, finally see the precautions and usage dosage.

"People with severe chronic diseases such as diabetes, high blood pressure, pulmonary heart disease, and heart disease should take it under the guidance of a doctor. This product is only used to prolong the time of sex, and is not used for clinical treatment of sheep tail and other diseases. It has no side effects." Lin Ye looked at it While reading silently in my heart, it's very good, it can't be taken with alcohol.

Dosage and usage: two capsules each time, it is best to take it 5 minutes before warming.

Does it work so fast?Feeling that everything was ready, Lin Ye carefully took out two pills and dropped them into the marked glass of red wine, but instead of leaving the cloakroom immediately, he took out two more pills.

Lin Ye was a little confused. No matter from the information he found on the Internet or the instruction manual, the medicine had no side effects at all, so would it be okay to add a little more medicine?

Lin Ye held two small pills in his hand, carefully hid the rest of the medicine, opened the terminal greedily, and searched for information again in the posture of falling on the door frame.

"Medicines in drugstores do not require a doctor's prescription. Can I control the dosage by myself?" "Will there be side effects if I take too much 'Dong Tina Fe'?" "Is there any relationship between the dosage of 'Dong Tina Fe' and my weight?"

Lin Ye was so absorbed in the investigation that he suddenly forgot about Gu Chengyan who was taking a bath upstairs, and also forgot to pay attention to the movement upstairs all the time. He didn't even notice the sound of the water stopped, but the footsteps were clearly audible.

"So you're here." Gu Chengyan's voice turned from far to near, "I'm done washing, you go wash."

Oops, it's over, close the door of the cloakroom!

Lin Ye was so frightened that he hurriedly turned off the terminal. The sound of Gu Chengyan's footsteps was getting closer and closer. Seeing that he was about to catch the cheating Lin Ye, Lin Ye's heart skipped a beat, and he threw the two small pills in a panic. Into the wine glass.

A soft "dong" sound coincided with Gu Chengyan's sound of pushing the door. Fortunately, he didn't show his feet. Lin Ye showed a mouthful of small white teeth: "I'm here to find clothes."

Gu Chengyan's voice was hoarse: "What clothes are you looking for at night? Let's go take a bath." Seeing that Gu Chengyan didn't get to the bottom of it, Lin Ye didn't dare to stay longer, for fear of being cheated: "Alright, I'll go take a bath!"

Lin Ye walked a few steps with two glasses of red wine, and suddenly realized: "I found a bottle of wine from the wine cabinet." Gu Chengyan nodded in agreement: "It's good to have some wine to cheer you up."

However, Lin Ye didn't hand over the wine to Gu Chengyan, and brought it upstairs, and worriedly in front of Gu Chengyan, took a symbolic sip of the marked wine in the cup, and even licked the cup with his tongue to clean up the overflow Those few drops of red wine.

Lin Ye's careful thought was obvious, he took a sip first to show that the glass belonged to him, but Gu Chengyan stared at Lin Ye's drinking lips, forgetting to look away, until Lin Ye turned around and went into the bathroom, Gu Chengyan turned his gaze back to Lin Ye's lips On the wall of the cup I touched, I suddenly felt dry mouth.

After Lin Ye locked himself in the bathroom, he couldn't help but praise his quick wit, his adaptability was too fast, and there was no loophole in the whole process, but he was worried about the dosage of the medicine. Lin Ye finally came to the conclusion that if this is the case, then just drink Three quarters is good, who stipulates that red wine must be drunk in one gulp?

Lin Ye was once again impressed by his wit, and took a quick shower. In order to impress Gu Chengyan, Lin Ye almost washed off a layer of skin, and the heat also steamed his body into a light pink.

After wiping himself half dry from the bathroom, Lin Ye couldn't wait to go to the bedroom. Thinking of Gu Chengyan's body and the next indescribable scene, Lin Ye felt his heart beating faster and his mouth dry.

Sure enough, the person had already waited naked on the bed, and the head of the bed was filled with all kinds of condoms and a large can of lubricating oil. Gu Chengyan looked at Lin Ye with longing eyes, and Lin Ye followed Gu Chengyan's incomparably open-minded Sweeping down her body, she couldn't help sighing silently again: "This size...I didn't expect Gu Chengyan to be so excited."

Gu Chengyan's usually determined eyes were full of longing, which made Lin Ye's heart flutter, but when the other party rushed over, Lin Ye still tried his best to keep his clear expression, and said in a hoarse voice: "Wait a minute, let me have a sip of wine first. .”

Gu Chengyan's clingy big koala clings tightly to Lin Ye's body, almost hugging him all the way to the bedside, Lin Ye can't wait to get down to business now, and takes a big gulp from his wine glass.

Lin Ye smacked his lips, as if the taste was not as sweet as before, Lin Ye looked at the cup suspiciously, and frowned on the spot: "What about the other cup?"

Gu Chengyan was innocent: "I was a little thirsty just now, so I drank it."

Lin Ye couldn't believe it: "That's what I drank!"

Gu Chengyan said sweetly: "Just because you have drunk it, the wine you have touched tastes sweeter than usual." Lin Ye swallowed, looked at the clean bottom of the cup, and suddenly gave birth to a huge puff of alcohol. Desperation comes.

Gu Chengyan rushed forward as expected, with such strength that he could almost crush a person's bones: but the palm stopped only at the level of restraining people, Lin Ye couldn't help but secretly startled, he never knew that Gu Chengyan would With such a strange power, it seems that this person is usually "lenient" to himself.

Lin Ye looked at Gu Chengyan's eyes that were already a little red and full of lust, and couldn't help feeling flustered, but he still struggled and asked, "Gu Chengyan."

Gu Chengyan: "Huh?"

Lin Ye: "Let go of me first, I..."

In the middle of Lin Ye's words, he felt a chill behind him. Gu Chengyan didn't know when he took the lubricant, Lin Ye said urgently: "Wait!"

Gu Chengyan agreed quickly with his mouth, and moved quickly under his body. The moment he was penetrated, Lin Ye's eyes were so painful that tears welled up in his eyes. Gu Chengyan felt that the body of the person under him was obviously stiff, and he also slowed down his movements. He kissed Touching the corners of Lin Ye's eyes, his movements were infinitely gentle, and he sighed, "It's really tight."

Lin Ye was so angry that he uttered swear words, but unfortunately he was forced to swallow the huge thing behind him, and his momentum also weakened: "Gu Chengyan, get the fuck out of here."

Gu Chengyan seemed to hear some kind words of love, and he said "okay, ok", but he didn't stop his movements. He even felt that Lin Ye gradually got used to it and sped up his speed. This time, Lin Ye didn't have the energy to say another word. There was a burning pain in the back.

But after getting used to it gradually, the pain subsided a little, and there was a kind of tingling pleasure that climbed up from the joint of the two along the tailbone, and turned into uncontrollable panting and moaning, and was puked again. The sound of splashing water and the sound of slapping and hitting were disrupted, and he did not utter a complete sentence.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, Lin Ye only felt that the place behind him didn't look like his own anymore, it was painful and itchy, because the pleasure reached the peak and contracted, which caused Gu Chengyan to growl and stop.

Lin Ye thought the torture was over, but Gu Chengyan didn't move for a long time, Lin Ye's voice was a little hoarse: "Get out." Gu Chengyan kissed Lin Ye's earlobe: "Xiao Ye, it's so cool, I can't stop when I insert it What to do when you come down."

Lin Ye was shocked by Gu Chengyan's shamelessness, and even suspected that the gentle mecha maker in the past might be a "fake daughter-in-law", angrily said: "You are cheating!" Gu Chengyan looked puzzled: "What cheating?" I stopped asking, I was like a dumb man eating Coptis chinensis, a feeling of depression was suffocated in my heart, and I choked out a sentence: "You have experience, but I don't, so you are cheating."

Gu Chengyan heard the irrepressible anger from Lin Ye's words, completely misunderstood it, and hurriedly expressed his loyalty: "I have no experience either! It's my first time too."

Lin Ye was startled by him: "You too? Impossible, you and..." Before he finished speaking, he felt the huge thing behind him that hadn't had time to pull it out swelled up again. Lin Ye let out a "fuck" and crawled Want to run, but where can I get away?

Gu Chengyan pecked Lin Ye's neck again: "I didn't lie to you." While moving his body, he murmured a promise in Lin Ye's ear: "Not only did I not do it before, but I will only do it with you in the future, okay?"

There was a clear and obscene impact sound from behind, and Lin Ye felt a numb pain in his buttocks. He didn't know whether to agree or refuse, but he opened his mouth with an uncontrollable groan.

Lin Ye felt that he had performed "stealing the chicken without losing the rice" to the fullest. There is no one more stupid than him. He simply sent himself to the cutting board for nothing, and he still didn't forget to pass the knife to others.

Gu Chengyan was already talented enough, and in addition to eating the "magic weapon" given by Lin Ye by mistake, it was unavoidable that it would be even more icing on the cake, and his combat effectiveness exploded.

Lin Ye lay on the big bed, buried his head in the pillow, his limbs were sore and limp, he was so tired that he didn't even want to move a finger, not to mention the hot place behind him constantly reminding him of what stupid thing he did just now. Want to cry but have no tears.

It was already past three o'clock in the morning, but neither Gu Chengyan nor Lin Ye felt sleepy. One was happy, and the other didn't know whether it was more refreshing or more painful, or more self-loathing towards his own IQ.

I don't know how many times he tossed and tossed before Gu Chengyan felt that the evil fire in his heart was finally subdued a little bit. Although he was not completely full, Lin Ye lay on the bed motionless like a rascal who said "if you come again, I will die for you" , Gu Chengyan couldn't help feeling distressed: "Ono?"

Lin Ye subconsciously felt a pain in his butt when he heard the other party's voice now, and snorted angrily. Gu Chengyan knew that he had overdone it. Although he felt a little guilty, he couldn't help but feel a sense of "So I'm very talented" Pride, you know, he has heard that men usually have faster time for the first time.

Gu Chengyan said softly: "Does it still hurt?" Lin Ye glanced at the empty big bottle of lubricating fluid by the bedside and the lost condom, his eyes were a little red, he didn't know if it was pain or anger, and even his voice was a little hoarse: "What do you say?"

Gu Chengyan coughed lightly: "Why don't I show you." After speaking, he went to pick it up, "See if there is any swelling there."

Lin Ye's face immediately turned red and turned into a tomato. Gu Chengyan was not willing to let Gu Chengyan succeed. He no longer cared about his sore limbs and almost broken waist. "Professional soldiers.

However, when the butt touched the soft mattress, it reappeared in its original shape, and tears burst out of the pain on the spot. This is probably the physiological tears in the legend. With such a little tear and coupled with Lin Ye's subconscious grievance expression, Gu Chengyan almost couldn't bear it. It's about to melt: "Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move, it's all my fault, don't touch the wound, come and lie down..."

While Gu Chengyan comforted him repeatedly, he turned Lin Ye over again. This time Lin Ye really didn't have the strength to turn over, so Gu Chengyan seized the opportunity: "Shall I give you a waist squeeze?"

Lin Ye replied weakly, the strength in Gu Chengyan's hands was just right, Lin Ye didn't struggle any more, and let him serve, but those hands soon went where they shouldn't go, Lin Ye couldn't help but said: "Stop! What else are you doing?"

However, Gu Chengyan really just clicked and stopped, and still softened his voice: "Don't worry, the skin is not broken, it's just a little swollen." Then he added: "I was very careful, I used enough lubrication." Lin Ye buried his face Into the pillow, muffled: "Shut up."

In the end, Lin Ye didn't hold back Gu Chengyan, and let the other party apply medicine to him. The moment the cold ointment was applied, a lot of pain was dissipated, leaving only a tingling pleasure. The two of them became distracted, but Gu Chengyan thought about Lin Ye's body, and finally stopped messing around.

Instead, he turned off the light, covered Lin Ye with a quilt, and carefully wrapped him in his arms. After this toss, it took almost an hour, Lin Ye was too sleepy to open his eyes, and he let Gu Chengyan hold him.

Both of them slept deeply, even turning a deaf ear to the terminal that rang a dozen times, and they didn't open their eyes until the sun was rising.