Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

"Naton's Strongest Decoding" is a talk show with high ratings. The hosts are a man and a woman. It was because the hostess touched the newly-elected President Gallup's hair during the recording of the program, which caused the ratings of the program to soar.

Before Lin Ye went on stage, Tu Feibai repeatedly told him to be cautious in his words and deeds.Lin Ye nodded in agreement, but didn't take it seriously.

He has watched this show. Sometimes one or two heavyweight guests are entertained with an exquisite large sofa chair. It is a small lecture theater.

Unimportant guests, if they don't work hard to get out of the country, they will hardly have the opportunity to speak, and Lin Ye doesn't want to debut in the entertainment industry, so he can completely use it as a background wall to confuse this episode of the show.

With such attention, Lin Ye was very relaxed. According to the arrangement of the director team, he sat in the first row with Zhong Haoran, Tu Feibai, and Marlowe, and sat in a row of four, perhaps because of the consideration of Zhong Haoran and Marlowe Due to the tall stature of such contestants, the program team did not add a row of tables or simply make people squat on short horizontal chairs as usual.

Instead, they moved four high chairs directly. This arrangement made the long legs of several people face the camera. All four of them were mecha fighters. Naturally, their body proportions were above the average line, and their backs were straight and straight. And long legs are very seductive.

Stars such as Zheng Miao, Quentin Hughes, and Duanmu Qiwen sat in the back row. Even big stars like Jasmine Hatherine didn't get a separate sofa seat. Changed to the host style of not leaving the high chair all the way, standing in the center of the venue to start.

This gave Lin Ye the illusion that their "Final Four" was the main guest of the show.As the on-site sound engineer played the familiar opening music, the audience began to cheer loudly. There were only about 100 people in the audience, but they breathed out the deafening effect of thousands of horses, and their ability should not be underestimated.

Lin Ye was caught off guard by the enthusiasm of the audience. Many years ago, he heard that when recording a happy program, the audience had to enter the venue long in advance, line up outside the venue, arrange seats, and the host of the hot venue tried his best to speak Jokes and mobilizing emotions are indispensable links, because the camera needs to record a number of enthusiastic applause or laughing shots for later editing, so that the audience laughs and applauds the scene, so as to create a false effect that the show itself is very funny.

However, "Naton's Strongest Decoding" is a live broadcast, so naturally it cannot be recorded in advance for effects. However, judging from the enthusiasm of the live audience, this program does have the capital to be broadcast live.Ji Sihan and Scott Litton, two well-known interstellar hosts, happily read the opening speech to the music. As soon as they appeared on the stage, the audience screamed enthusiastically and bought it very much. It is almost doubtful that the more than 100 people are not random The selected audiences are all the nurses of the program group.

The host began to introduce the guests. This time there were more guests, starting with Zheng Miao in the second row, followed by the youngest actor Quentin Hughes, Duanmu Qiwen, a rising singer, and finally Zhong Haoran's goddess Jasmine Hai Celine, every time someone is introduced, a beam of chasing lights will light up, and a row of big stars looks like RPG game characters that have been unlocked.

Listening to these names, Lin Ye felt very familiar, and then he suddenly felt blessed and understood the key points. These are the special guests of the opening ceremony of the Mecha League. No wonder they have something to do with the special topic of the Mecha League. After self-introduction, it was the turn to introduce the front row.

The "final group" started with Marlowe. When the host read Marlowe Green's name, the audience cheered again. Although the voice was not as loud as the previous "star team", it was not a cold one.

It wasn't until Zhong Haoran and Tu Feibai that the applause was really sparse, but these two people had excellent psychological qualities, and they didn't change their faces. Lin Ye had already acquiesced that he was about the same treatment, but he didn't expect that the hostess Ji Sihan said "Lin Ye ", the audience below boiled up again, and I don't know which little girls took the lead in shouting "Lin Ye, I love you!"

Afterwards, the crowd of "Lin Ye" shouted one after another. If it wasn't for the fact that Lin Ye was about to join the "Ninth Team" instead of "Ninth Entertainment Media", he would have wondered if someone bought him a live troupe to create momentum.

The host seemed to be happy with the success, and continued without opening his mouth for a long time, allowing the audience to continue to "confess" wildly. This time Lin Ye was really embarrassed, and he looked at the two hosts as if asking for help. The host Ji Sihan gave him a sly smile, and then said lively: "Okay, welcome everyone to today's "Naton's Strongest Decoding"! Today is the annual special program of "Naton's Strongest Decoding", the Mecha League topic."

Zheng Miao sat in the far left of the second row, very close to the auditorium, and clearly heard "Ah, he is so shy, so cute!" A passer-by in Lin Ye was actually more popular than himself, which was beyond Zheng Miao's tolerance , Hearing such blatant fangirl remarks at this moment, he snorted coldly angrily.

His microphone hadn't been turned on yet, but the stage was not big, the host Ji Sihan gave Zheng Miao a quick and meaningful look.Soon the program started step by step, basically interviewing a mecha warrior, and then leading a topic for discussion by the stars behind him.

This episode is considered a special program, so it is different from the fixed topics of previous episodes. The "finalists" in the first row are all "passers-by" who have never participated in any programs, and the stars behind them are all variety artists.

Whenever there is a problem of getting stuck in the front row, the star team in the back row basically guarantees to pick up the topic, making gags and making jokes, but it is enjoyable. Even the noble and cold Jasmine Hatherine in the background is also very friendly and pleasant. The program is easy to handle, no wonder every year the special program has to be invited together with the stars.

When the host asked Zhong Haoran about the criteria for choosing a girlfriend, Tu Feibai took the lead, "Jasmine Hetherine is his goddess!" For the first time in history, Zhong Haoran did not hit anyone, and nodded shyly. If Zhong Haoran was placed in ancient times, he would be the champion of the three armies Meng Zhang Fei, placed in the interstellar, is also a "big black bear" that should never be done.

Zhong Haoran's shy appearance was even rarer to see than the black-feathered green-tailed snake turning its belly out and acting coquettishly with humans. At that moment, several "finalists" including Tu Feibai all looked shocked and dropped their jaws.

Compared to Zhong Haoran's shyness, Jasmine Hetherine responded generously, interacted with Zhong Haoran naturally, and answered witty words with the host, which easily resolved the embarrassment. Not only that, Zhong Haoran also received the biggest benefit of the show - success and goddess After speaking, the whole person seemed very excited.

This kind of harmonious atmosphere made Lin Ye relax again and strengthened his idea of ​​being an audience with peace of mind. Whenever he didn't ask questions by name, he would pretend to be dead on the ground, completely looking like an outsider.

It's a pity that Lin Ye, who became popular in a game, is hard to be ignored. The host Ji Sihan did not give up and brought the topic to Lin Ye for the fifth time: "After winning the league, does it have any impact on your life?"

Lin Ye answered honestly: "It doesn't matter." After finishing speaking, he nodded, indicating that he had finished answering, but this did not trouble the host, "The previous few people talked about their own views on mate selection, why don't you talk about marriage life Bar?"

This is also the routine of the program. Starting from Zhong Haoran, each person has a standard for choosing a mate. When it was Marlowe's turn, his eyes almost didn't stick to Lin Ye, but Lin Ye seemed to be unable to see him at all. He dug a hole for himself and confused the topic vaguely.

When the host mentioned Gu Chengyan, Lin Ye's expression softened, and he said a few words: "I used to never think that I would get married one day. Marriage is a distant and unrealistic existence for me. Never expected that."

Lin Ye paused for a while, his expression became more serious, "I used to think that I would be lonely for the rest of my life, and the best thing would be to date a few regular boyfriends, break up for one reason or another, and finally die in battle, making a great contribution, wind A glorious burial."

Speaking of this, Lin Ye couldn't help showing a faint smile, calmly, as if "death" was not a big deal to him at all, but an inevitable destination.

At this time, the live dubbing sounded slowly, and an extremely lyrical song was played. After the talk was broadcast, there might be a middle-aged woman like Mrs. Gu wiping her tears while watching with her juniors, she felt a sense of shudder, touched her nose uncomfortably, and compressed the rest of the long speech into one sentence Concise and concise conclusion: "But now that I have a daughter-in-law, I am reluctant to die."

Lin Ye stopped abruptly at this point, and nodded to the host almost symbolically. The three good students in the open class seemed to have a beginning and an end, indicating that he had finished speaking.The music continued to play for a short period, and finally finished the first stanza barely.

Even the hostess Ji Sihan couldn't calm down. After all, it was the first time in her career that she saw such a silent guest. Either she didn't cooperate, or she had no desire for "red". This kind of person is not If the realm is too high, it means that fame and wealth are like floating clouds.

However, when the host wanted to divert the topic away from him for the fifth time, the worldly expert who "regards fame and fortune like floating clouds" lightly opened his noble thin lips and added: "From now on, no matter No matter how dangerous the mission is, I will try my best to come back alive."

This doesn't sound like an answer to the host's question, and it has nothing to do with the effect of the show. Instead, it sounds like a promise to someone outside the camera.

It was such a nonsensical sentence, but it unexpectedly touched people's hearts. There was applause at the scene, and the sound engineers exchanged winks, but they still stopped their plans to continue the sensational music.Sure enough, Lin Ye completely finished his speech, sat up straight, and once again resumed his status as an outsider.

The male host, Scott Litton, had a standard professional smile on his face, full of amiability and liveliness: "I didn't expect that the 'Federal First Mecha Division' would be so powerful that it would make our super-popular contestant Lin Ye take heart , now that the four guests have finished talking about their criteria for choosing a mate, and the star team can't be left behind, who will talk about their relationship experience, Zheng Miao?"

Zheng Miao's name was called, and the audience fell silent for a moment. All StarCraft knew Zheng Miao and Lin Ye's current predecessor, and they loved each other to death. Lin Ye's confession just now was affectionate, but this kind of bloody incident between the predecessor and the current Who knows if it will reverse.

Scott Litton's short voice of approval came from the director, and the two hosts smiled at each other without a trace. It is one of the characteristics of this program that they can make troubles. Since Lin Ye started to speak, the ratings have been rising steadily. Responding to Zheng Miao's name caused the online viewing rate to soar.

The moment the camera was aimed at Zheng Miao's face, his expression dimmed instantly, like a white lotus in the prosperous age who had been wronged. Sitting in the front row, Lin Ye could not see Zheng Miao's expression, but he could feel it from the audience's reaction. one two.

The positions of the two happened to be in a diagonal line. Lin Ye only slightly turned his side to Xiao, and he could see the other's expression clearly. He saw the white lotus frowning sadly, and sighed: "I have nothing to say."

The host tactfully persuaded him, and Zheng Miao said with a "forced smile": "I really have nothing to say, he is a very good person, but unfortunately... I hope he has a good life."

Ji Sihan: "He should be doing well now, do you have anything to say to him?"

Zheng Miao: "Cheng Yan is a very nostalgic person. I saw that he was still wearing the shoes I gave him..." Zheng Miao looked at the camera, his pair of eyeliner eyes seemed to be full of pitiful water, and said solemnly: "I hope you can forget me."

Lin Ye was so angry that he almost exploded on the spot, Zheng Miao looked at Lin Ye provocatively, and said openly: "I hope you can take good care of him, he is very careless, he doesn't know how to take care of himself, and he is very incompetent in life... " Zheng Miao eloquently described an image of an elite white-collar worker under universal values.

The more Lin Ye listened, the more confused he became...was he talking about Gu Chengyan?Incapable of life?How can that cleanliness be incompetent in life, not to mention that Juque who has downloaded [-] recipes is always around, just the ability to clean up the house with his bare hands can turn himself into scum in seconds, so Gu Chengyan doesn't need to take care of him.

On the contrary, when Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan lived together for a period of time, Lin Ye almost lived a happy life with clothes, hands and mouth, and Gu Chengyan alone could arrange the inside and outside in an orderly manner. That life skill waste makes a world of difference.

However, Zheng Miao misunderstood Lin Ye's frozen expression at the moment, and at the blind spot of the camera, he triumphantly gave him a wink. Lin Ye was startled, and was quickly brought back to reality. Heavy makeup has become a tradition in the interstellar entertainment circle. The dark stage is illuminated by colorful lights to create a gorgeous set, accompanied by heavy makeup and fresh meat singing and dancing, the atmosphere is in harmony.

But in the clear light of the talk show, wearing this kind of makeup is really unappetizing. When Zheng Miao's gaze was caught, Lin Ye still frowned, and Tu Feibai, who was next to Lin Ye, pressed his hand quickly shoulder, and whispered in his ear: "Don't be impulsive, that bitch is just waiting for you to beat him up and make headlines."

Zheng Miao turned to Lin Ye with a more provocative expression, but his voice with his back to the camera was pitiful: "I know you must not like me, but don't affect your relationship with Cheng Yan." He paused, "If you have time, give Cheng Yan Change your shoes."

Lin Ye felt that he couldn't take it anymore, what about the shoes?Does Gu Chengyan really miss Zheng Miao?So what he said to himself was all false?Lin Ye was full of doubts in his heart, but he refused to believe Zheng Miao's one-sided words. Everyone looked at Lin Ye, as if they were afraid that this fearless mecha warrior who swept the Mecha League would start killing on the spot, but they were excited Waiting for Lin Ye to do something, it is best to make a fuss on the spot.

Amid the complex and contradictory emotions of everyone, Lin Ye also quickly fell into thinking. Wen fighting is not his strong point, but martial fighting is too different. Looking at Zheng Miao's small body, he might be crushed to death if he is not careful.

As if feeling Lin Ye's anger, Kui Mulang automatically transformed from the bracelet into a floating metal ball. Without Lin Ye's order, it could not attack others, but it was already on standby at any time. Ha, he was a little surprised. As far as he knew, most of the A-level mechas could not have such a keen sense and such a high degree of cooperation.

Lin Ye was surprised, but when he saw Zheng Miao from the corner of his eye, he temporarily gave up the idea of ​​taking Kui Mulang back, his anger subsided a little, and he squinted his eyes leisurely.

At this time, the host realized belatedly that he might have played too big, it was an A-level mecha!I still recognized the master's A-level mech, and in case of madness, let alone Zheng Miao, their entire program group and those foolish audiences waiting to watch the fun would follow suit.

Scott Litton and Ji Sihan looked at each other, and made a tentative haha: "Since someone else is married and has a new family, I think you should let it go." The topic changed too much. Anxious, Zheng Miao almost suspected that there was something wrong with his ears. Ji Sihan, who had just winked at him just now, did not have this attitude.

Ji Sihan was also aggrieved, and winked desperately: That's a reserve member of the 'Ninth Team', what can't be done if you offend that group of people?

The so-called soft is afraid of hard, hard is afraid of violence, and violence is afraid of death. The two hosts, known for their spicy and bold hosting style, dare to unscrupulously tease those big stars who can't let go of the burden of idols, and dare to tease those who are reluctant to lose their loved ones. The image of the politician's hair, but never dare to offend the "ninth team" soldier ruffian.

The two hosts clearly realized at this moment that the Lin Ye they were interviewing was not like the boy that the fans beautified, who could show off his mech in front of the camera, and was not a typical "ninth team" What is a soldier ruffian?

It’s a pity that it’s useless to regret now, the atmosphere is tense, and it’s almost on the verge of breaking out. Marlowe and the other three winked at each other and got on guard. They couldn’t watch Lin Ye act stupidly. Zhong Haoran even subconsciously protected his goddess Jasmine Heather. Lin.

Lin Ye has not moved for a long time, probably everyone thinks he is an impulsive reckless man, but Lin Ye knows very well that the reason why he has the capital of impulsiveness is because he doesn't care about the so-called public image at all, but he is not so stupid that he doesn't care interstellar law.

Lin Ye has no expression on his face, a face that looks very careless, his facial features are just right and handsome, not inferior to any popular little fresh meat, those eyes are full of affection, and when his face is expressionless, it seems to discharge people It's a pity that Zheng Miao has no intention of receiving the bioelectricity emitted by the forest, and he can't afford to be jealous of this pure natural face that is more attractive than his carefully dressed face.

Even if they are little fresh meats who rely on their faces for food, the audience expects them to be tall and beautiful on the one hand, and on the other hand, their boyfriends are not far behind in max power, and they are so scared that they almost pee their pants when they see something, no matter how beautiful they are Faces will also lose fans, not to mention that Zheng Miao's face has turned pale with fright, and his face doesn't look so pleasing to the eye.

The ones who are less psychologically burdened than the live audience are the audience on Interstellar Internet, including those watching the live TV broadcast. Bullet screens are flying all over the sky. This is a bit too much, the soldiers are still too reckless, no wonder Gu Chengyan can't forget his ex. It hurts to see Zheng Miao's small appearance."

It turned into "Did Gu Chengyan be blind back then? That Zheng Miao was too cowardly." "Aren't you afraid of facing A-level mechs?" "I'm afraid I wouldn't be like that. You see, that mecha has two... dog ears? It’s not scary at all." "I also think the mecha is a bit cute!" "That's Kui Mulang! It's a cute fried chicken."

The off-site audience who "don't know what power is at all" are the ones who really watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, but the atmosphere on the scene becomes more tense with Lin Ye's random gesture of stroking Kui Mulang. Who knows if this is the case? Sending some kind of order?

Zheng Miao wailed, his feet softened, and he knelt directly on the ground.Lin Ye was a little inexplicable, Kui Mulang buzzed in his ear like a mosquito begging for caress, in order to prevent this ancestor from embarrassing him under the camera, he had to lick his ears reluctantly, why Zheng Miao knelt down for him up?

As soon as Scott Litton uttered the word "Lin" with trembling lips, there was a burst of noise outside the studio: "How many times have I said it, I have a ticket!" "Now the live broadcast has started, even if you have a ticket ...Hey, hey, security guards!"

The door opened in response, and it was Gu Chengyan who came in.