Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

Lin Ye's first reaction was that "soft" came over to provoke trouble, and his nerves tensed up involuntarily. He rushed into his dormitory with a brisk walk, but saw the three roommates staying in the room peacefully, and there were no outsiders. The one who wailed was Tu Feibai .

Zhong Haoran and Marlowe looked helpless, Tu Feibai thought that no one in this world could understand him, and turned to Lin Ye expectantly, but before he could speak, he was hurt by the other party's expression, "What kind of expression do you have, why do you look disappointed?" ?”

Lin Ye, who thought he could fight, said against his conscience: "Why should I be disappointed? What are you yelling about?"

Tu Feibai pointed to the empty ground and complained: "My box is missing!" Marlowe added: "It was confiscated because it was not placed according to the regulations." Zhong Haoran said: "The regulations are posted in the corridor, we just discovered that the doors and windows cannot Dust, no rubbish in the trash can, no 'clutter' on the ground...more than 300 pieces in total."

Lin Ye: "...Is the person who wrote this kind of regulation mentally handicapped, and there are no cleaning robots here?"

The "Ninth Team" is rich and powerful, occupying an entire small planet, so the dormitory of the "Training Base" doesn't even have cleaning robots, right?

"There are in the corridors, but it seems that there is some program set up. Regardless of the hygiene of each dormitory, you can't even get in. We tried."

Now Lin Ye is basically sure that the person who manages the dormitory of the ninth team's "training base" is mentally handicapped, and secondly, according to his consistent thinking of sparing no effort to create obstacles for the students, this mentally handicapped person is probably "Ma Jingtao" himself, "Can I put things in the cabinet? "

"this is okay."

Lin Ye heaved a sigh of relief, and Tu Feibai interrupted them: "That's not the point, my suitcase is gone! How can I pass the training camp?" Zhong Haoran patted him on the shoulder: "Actually, you don't need to change your clothes, the training clothes will arrive tomorrow, listen Say three sets per person."

The "training base" is fully enclosed. Not only is the signal of the terminal blocked most of the time, but also the real goods cannot be circulated. There are still 29 days left before the last vacation.

Tu Feibai: "My personal items..."

Marlowe: "I can lend you my shampoo."

Zhong Haoran: "I can share my shower gel with you."

Lin Ye: "I don't know what I brought, you can use whatever you want."

Marlowe: "And my lotion."

Zhong Haoran: "What is lotion?"

Marlowe: "Oil your face."

Lin Ye: "Okay, I have time to popularize science. Hurry up and pack up and take a shower. Maybe there will be training in the evening."

A few people started to tidy up the boxes. The rich second generation Tu Feibai got the "donations" from his roommates, and quickly broke free from the unlucky feeling that the boxes were confiscated. He even took a very active look at his future toiletries, but soon He was depressed again.

Zhong Haoran's box was not full at all, and there were very few things in it. Marlowe was a little better, but he was much better than Zhong Haoran. Tu Feibai sighed with a bitter face: "You guys live too rough."

When he saw Lin Ye's equipment, Tu Feibai's eyes suddenly lit up, and the brilliance almost surpassed his "Eight Stars and Eight Arrows" mecha gold watch, as if he was resurrected with blood in an instant: "I didn't expect, Xiao Ye, your quality of life is better than I'm fine."

When packing up before departure, Lin Ye's attention never left Gu Chengyan, but he really didn't realize what he had brought, Tu Fei rolled his eyes and said: "Xiao Ye, can I..."

Lin Ye: "Yes."

Tu Feibai snapped his fingers: "I'll treat you to dinner when the public holiday arrives." Then he rummaged through the neatly placed boxes in the forest and said with regret, "Why don't you have sunscreen?"

The temperature in this season's "training base" is also much cooler than Neton, but sun protection is still necessary for long-term outdoor activities. Tu Feibai pointed to Lin Ye's exposed arm: "You are all red."

Hearing this, Lin Ye looked down and found that his arms looked like overcooked crayfish: "No wonder my skin hurts."

"Don't you get sunburned?" Tu Feibai looked at his red arms of the same style with a sad face, "After it turns red, it will turn black. What should I do if my girlfriend doesn't want me back home?"

Lin Ye persuaded sincerely: "Be darker and sexy."

Tu Feibai rummaged through the box in the forest without giving up, but after all, he found nothing, so he could only accept his fate.

Gu Chengyan was very secretive, and when he received a selfie picture from Lin Ye at night, he replied in seconds: "I'll send you a bottle of sunscreen."

Lin Ye trained all day, and ran to the bathroom one kilometer away to take a shower. He was so tired that his eyelids were clenched, and he replied, "No, have you heard of wheat-colored skin? And can you get in here?" Come, family."

Gu Chengyan: "Other people slap their faces when they take selfies, why do you slap your arms?"

Lin Ye thought about it, took a random photo and sent it over, with his nostrils facing the camera, the angle was completely different from the basic principle of taking a selfie. After receiving it, Gu Chengyan was very rare. He felt that his daughter-in-law had no dead ends in 360 degrees, and immediately Made a desktop.

Returning to the dialog box, I saw a new message, "Our training intensity is very high here, and I will be stronger than you when I get home."

Gu Chengyan: "Looks like I'm going to exercise more, when are you guys going on vacation?"

Lin Ye: "One month later."

Gu Chengyan: "I'll see you when the time comes."

Lin Ye: "I don't know if visits are allowed."

Gu Chengyan: "There is no place that your family members cannot enter."

Lin Ye glanced around, and found that the face of Tu Feibai on the lower bunk was also shining, and he was typing with flying fingers, probably texting with his girlfriend. Marlowe's head was covered with a quilt, and Zhong Haoran on his lower bunk had already sent a text message. There was a heartless snore.

Comparing the two single dogs, Lin Ye suddenly felt a secret sense of superiority. He insisted on giving this sense of superiority a name, which would be "I have a family and you don't".Lin Ye turned over like a thief, with his butt facing outward and his face inward, typing "I miss you."

Just after sending it successfully, I received a message: "I just haven't seen you for a day, I'm already missing you, what should I do?"

Lin Ye muttered very softly: "Slick tongue." But the corners of his mouth still couldn't help but curl up, and he didn't know how long he talked about things like "I miss you", "Me too", "I love you", "The little mouse misses you too." Lin Ye's eyelids twitched with such unnutritious words, and he fell asleep without knowing it.

Gu Chengyan didn't hear back from Lin Ye for a long time, and he knew that he must be asleep. Thinking that when his daughter-in-law was at home, he didn't go to bed until early in the morning and woke up at noon every day, and his biological clock couldn't be shaken. As a result, he fell asleep so early today, he must be exhausted. Gu Chengyan couldn't help feeling distressed.

He rubbed his temples, took a sip of Juque's freshly ground espresso, and worked overtime at home.An hour later, Ju Que couldn't help reminding: "Your usual rest time has passed, sir."

Gu Chengyan pinched the bridge of his nose, resisting the rising sleepiness: "Call me in an hour."

Ju Que: "Okay, sir."

An hour later, the study lights were still on.

Ju Que: "Actually, you have to work overtime to complete the 'plan', and you may not apply for a vacation to visit the young lady. This is a first-level scientific research task assigned by the military department, sir."

Gu Chengyan yawned: "I have my own way."

……

On the fourth day of the "Training Camp", there was a new program called "Training". The head coach Dunbar Hall was incredibly energetic. Although the training time was the same as that of the students, there was always a surprise in the early hours of the morning. The attack, especially around one or two o'clock when people sleep most soundly, being dragged up is really infuriating.

But no one dared to accuse him face-to-face. They all secretly suspected that Dunbar Hall was either insomnia or hyperthyroidism. In short, it is impossible for a normal person to consume so much energy during the day, and it would be like having a chicken blood in the middle of the night. Lin Ye has taught Dunbar Hall many times. Ma Jingtao sounded hoarse, if he hadn't scolded people too quickly, he would have doubted that "Huo Jingtao" was a robot.

But one thing is undeniable, the harsh training intensity has its own significant effect. Although there is no "human eye measuring instrument" Gu Chengyan, Lin Ye can feel that the spiritual compatibility between himself and Kui Mulang is steadily improving. The same weapon Equipment, and the combat effectiveness displayed by the mechs are completely different.

Not only that, but Lin Ye's physical strength and body coordination have improved rapidly. If he really encounters a situation where he cannot use the full form of the mecha, he will not suffer in close combat.

It's a pity that under such intense training, the figure has not changed significantly. Although the explosive power has improved a lot, it still looks a little thin and typical of a young man's figure, and even the long-awaited wheat-colored skin has not been exposed.

After Lin Yehong became a crayfish, she quickly turned white overnight, repeating the cycle again and again, and there was no sign of sunburn. As the temperature gradually dropped, Lin Ye became the most eye-catching touch of white among the recruits of the "Ninth Team". He stood out from the crowd of dark and rough men, because he was too conspicuous and was often pulled out by the instructor Hall to practice alone, which was extremely depressing.

In a blink of an eye, more than half of the training camp has passed, as long as you persist for another week, you will be able to wait until the public holiday. There are more and more rumors about Lingdong Town these days, and you can't wait to spread it as a paradise. In the training environment, let alone "Xanadu", as long as it is a place where you can sleep soundly all night, it is not absurd to call it "Wonderland on Earth".

In addition, there is even better news. Dunbar Hall was transferred urgently. The interim coach is a young man with a tender face. There are many discussions in the team. Some people say it is because of personal affairs, and some people say it has something to do with "Interstellar Pirates" Well, Dunbar Hall was urgently transferred to the front line, but they have no news here, and there are different opinions, but they can't figure out why.

However, "Ma Jingtao", who had been tormenting them for half a month, suddenly asked for leave and left, and was replaced by a young man who was easy to bully.

The long-stretched string suddenly loosens, which means that it is not far from being completely untied. Everyone still trains and rests on time, but without the endless training, after two days of hard work, the excess energy does not know where to vent up.

On the evening of the second day after Coach Hall left, Lin Ye was alone as usual. After the training, he rushed to the public bathroom as soon as possible——Lin Ye felt that he could be called a model husband, and such details could not be ignored. Knowing how to avoid suspicion, Gu Chengyan doesn't know what virtue he has accumulated in his previous life to find a perfect husband like him.

When I came out of the bathhouse, I only met a few students walking in this direction carrying toiletries.Lin Ye leisurely went back to the dormitory building. Since he came to Hess, he has easily become a "head bower" that he couldn't understand before.

Lin Ye looked at the photo sent by Gu Chengyan in the terminal, and once again had a standard smirk of a person in love. In the photo, there was a big fluffy face of a gerbil. The gerbil was very close to the camera, and the plump cheeks took up most of it. The screen was shot from a strange angle, and its mung bean eyes were not captured. The upper half of its face was replaced by Gu Chengyan's forehead to eyes, looking like a mouse with delicate features.

This is the photo Lin Ye received when he returned to the dormitory to pick up the toiletries. Before he could reply, signal jammers were installed in the entire "training base" except for the dormitory building.

Lin Ye couldn't help speeding up his pace, but a rare noise of gongs and drums pierced into Lin Ye's ears, making it hard for him to ignore.I don't know whether it was applause or booing, the chaos was very lively, and Lin Ye couldn't help sighing silently: There are no tigers in the mountains, and monkeys rule the king. These soldiers are not under the control of Dunbar Hall, and they started to make trouble in just two days.

Lin Ye is not in the mood to join in the fun, he only thinks about his daughter-in-law who is alone in the vacant room, now Zhong Haoran and the others should be on their way to the bathroom, there is no one in the dormitory, maybe he can start a holographic video with Gu Chengyan, and say something that is not humane, Smelly and shameless self-talk.

Thinking of "smelly shameless self-talk", Lin Ye secretly became excited. He had been in special training for almost a month, not to mention what to do with Gu Chengyan in his arms, and he didn't even have a chance to solve it by himself. crazy.

Now if Gu Chengyan appears in front of him immediately, Lin Ye promises that he will never entangle with him again, and he doesn't want to say a word of nonsense, just do it in a daze.

Thinking in my heart for a while, no one might ask Gu Chengyan to post some "stinky shameless" photos. I can't do it, but I can just watch it to relieve my greed. Lin Ye couldn't help but move his feet faster, but unexpectedly , A "UFO" flew across the sky, a big black lump, Lin Ye's thoughts of flying to the sky were suddenly interrupted, and he subconsciously took a step back to avoid the UFO.

When the "UFO" landed on the ground, it let out a familiar scream of "Ouch". Lin Ye cursed "fuck" in his heart, squatted down and pushed away the two scarred paws of the "UFO" protecting his head: "Old Tu, is that really you?"

Tu Feibai's usual expression disappeared at this moment, and he squeezed out two words from the painful grunt between his teeth: "Go!" Dayi was so awe-inspiring that he looked like a revolutionary martyr who explained his funeral to his comrades. Lin Ye didn't move, patted Tu Fei Bai subconsciously put his wrist in a self-defense posture, and said calmly, "It's too late."

After the light is dimmed to a certain extent, the lights on the playground of the "Training Base" will light up with the position of human beings, which is energy-saving and environmentally friendly. Lin Ye feels like he has entered the set again. Followed to play.

"Lin Ye." A "villain" called out his name.

"Soft?" Lin Ye called out his nickname subconsciously.

Today's "soft" bangs have been combed back, and they are firmly fixed on the back of the head. They look well-groomed. After a "fight", they can still maintain a smug smile, as if they are showing off the gap in strength with them.

"Soft" said displeasedly: "My name is Jesse Coffey, you don't know me, do you?"

To be honest, after nearly a month of training, although I can't wait to stay in the same field for more than ten hours every day, after the inhumane and heavy training, most of the people are as tired as dead dogs, and they don't want to say a word. I really didn't recognize all the three hundred people.

However, Jesse Coffey's name cannot be ignored. He is an out-and-out thorny head, with a big brother style, 80.00% of the "old recruits" dare not mess with him, but Lin Ye because of The other party's words are rude, and the first impression of the yellow hair covering the eyes is deep, and the code name "soft" has been preconceived.

Lin Ye looked around and saw at least 30 to [-] people. He thought to himself: "Ruan Mian Mian" didn't want to be a big brother of the underworld, but instead sharpened his head to take the "Ninth Team".

Tu Feibai, who was behind him, staggered up and got up, his face was beaten, but he was still very loyal: "It's none of his business!"

"Ruan Mian Mian" sneered, "You have nothing to say, you are defeated." He looked at Lin Ye again, his eyes were presumptuous and contemptuous: "You think you are the top among those brats who haven't graduated? Do you really think you are invincible?"

"Let's settle this matter, our skills are inferior to others, admit defeat! Don't trouble Ono." This time it was Marlowe who spoke, he and Zhong Haoran supported each other, and squeezed into the encirclement, "You Let’s just agree to what we said, or should we make a big fuss and wait for Coach Hall to come back and everyone will be punished?”

Hearing Dunbar Hall's name, "Ruan Mian Mian" subconsciously restrained his expression, and fell into a short thought. Lin Ye looked around and saw Zhong Haoran, Marlowe, and Tu Feibai with bruised noses and swollen faces one by one.

Out of the twenty or so people on the other side, only three or four failed the lottery. I couldn't help but feel an emotion between distressed and ashamed, and couldn't help asking: "Who can tell me what's going on first?"

Tu Feibai tugged Lin Ye's clothes slightly, and discussed in a low voice: "We'll talk about it when we go back." Lin Ye was speechless for a while at his cowardice.

However, "Ruan Mian Mian" explained his confusion for him, and introduced it concisely: "That kid surnamed Tu was provocative first, and he challenged our people one-on-one. One more time."

Tu Feibai turned pale with anger: "You are talking nonsense!"

Lin Ye knew that Tu Feibai was a little arrogant, but he didn't want to have an extra overtime match after winning without a heart when he was outnumbered. He didn't want to get into the reason.

This group of people has been at odds with them since the first day they met, during which time they had been fighting continuously. If it hadn't been for Instructor Hall who had been training everyone so that they didn't even have time to catch their breath, this confrontation would not have dragged on till now.

In the final analysis, they look down on their "breakthrough" promotion to the ninth team. Among other things, in the eyes of "Ruan Mian Mian" and others, the four of Lin Ye are probably just young children, let alone carrying a three-foot sword and standing for the Federation. I am afraid that he has not even done the simplest mission, and he has never seen blood in such a big age.

How can "Ruan Mian Mian" be convinced in his heart, but these young people are still very arrogant, especially the "rich second generation" surnamed Tu, who can't wait to see people with their nostrils, he is not convinced at all, and that Lin Ye, who doesn't look like a man Soldier, "Ruan Mian Mian" naturally knows several champions of the Mecha League this time, especially Lin Ye.

"Boy, if you don't accept it, you can fight me one-on-one. Mecha or hand-to-hand combat is up to you. If you don't dare, get out." He lowered his voice and leaned into Lin Ye's ear: "Little boy, I advise you, this is a military camp. You have to rely on your fists, not the entertainment industry where you can make a living by posing pretentiously."

There was a meaningful smile on the face of "Ruan Mian Mian", as if he was an all-knowing soldier in the military camp. Although the recruitment advertisement hadn't been aired yet, the Military Propaganda Department didn't keep it as a secret. What's more, after the accident happened on the set, the reporter immediately started follow-up interviews.

Lin Ye couldn't help but replied, "I didn't expect you to watch the news."

"Ruan Mian Mian"'s face changed slightly, and he became angry from embarrassment: "There's so much nonsense, do you want to fight?" Then he said contemptuously: "But I don't think a bitch like you is my opponent."

The so-called beating does not slap people in the face, swearing does not reveal faults, "soft" a thoughtless sarcasm, just touched Lin Ye's inverse scales - he worked hard for nearly a month, not only did not show a masculine wheat color, but even his figure Not much has changed, and she is still incomparable with her own daughter-in-law. Such an inhumane annoyance is not enough to be annoyed by herself, but she was humiliated by the "scars" uncovered in public, and she immediately became angry.

Lin Ye sneered, cracked his wrist with a "click", raised his eyes slightly, and raised his chin at the big man who was half a head taller than him: "You, Jie Kefei... Forget it, soft , Who else bullied my brother just now, let's go together."