Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

"Instructor Hall, you can't treat us like this!" "We are not fighting in groups, but just one-on-one fair." "That's right, our friendship will last forever!" "It's all just a joke!"

Instructor Hall's eyes swept over the colorful faces of a row of people, his mouth was stained with a little smile, and his dark gray eyes were full of jokes: "Are you kidding me?"

The momentum of the few people suddenly weakened, Tu Feibai said guiltyly: "Maybe it's a little too much..."

"Too much?" Dunbar Hall wasn't talking alone at the moment, "Huo Jingtao" possessed his soul again, almost piercing the eardrums of several people: "Do you think I'm stupid!"

After half an hour of magic sound baptism, the seven reserve members of the "Ninth Team" who were still valiant a day ago, now rolled into the "confinement room" dejectedly like seven eggplants beaten by frost.

The so-called "confinement room" is more like a cold-blooded zoo. Countless black-feathered green-tailed snakes are kept in transparent cages. When they smell the smell of strangers, they will vomit letters to people through the "glass" leisurely, and occasionally show up. Sharp fangs, unfortunately, the black-feathered green-tailed snakes quickly realized that these people could not eat, and retracted their flat heads one after another, and retreated listlessly into their respective cages.

"Your task is to feed these three thousand black-feathered green-tailed snakes. You must take good care of them. If one dies, the closed period will be extended by one day."

Dunbar Hall's voice came from the built-in speaker of "Cold-Blooded Zoo", "Limpy" cursed, "I said, where are there so many black-feathered green-tailed snakes in the Mecha League? What are they raising these disgusting things for?"

Lin Ye, Tu Feibai, Zhong Haoran, and Marlowe guessed some inside information. Since they were sent deep into the Zerg hinterland, they would inevitably deal with these disgusting big snakes. The Mecha League gave them a chance to adapt. This time "confinement" Perhaps it is also a trial to push the boat along the way.

However, this is a top-secret mission, so of course we can't tell others about it. "Ruan Mian Mian" didn't struggle with it. Instead, he smiled flatteringly: "Brother Lin, at the beginning we were the ones who didn't know what to do and underestimated your strength, but we didn't fight I don’t know each other, how about making friends?”

"Ruan Mian Mian" stretched out his small hand of friendship. Lin Ye looked at that hand for a moment, but did not immediately extend his own. Marlow behind him saw that "Ruan Mian Mian" had already lowered his posture, so he tried to persuade Lin Ye, after all, the purpose of the challenge was not to make enemies , but to subdue.

But Zhong Haoran secretly poked his elbow, and immediately realized that Lin Ye is their "boss" now, and he shouldn't interfere.

Lin Ye looked at "Ruan Mian Mian" with a half-smile: "I heard that you made a bet yesterday, what was the bet?" Last night, he was only arguing with Tu Feibai and the others, but forgot to ask about the business. Yesterday he clearly heard Zhong Haoran say, "I have already agreed." I have given you," I don't know what they promised.

The limp hands froze in mid-air, and he smiled awkwardly: "It's no big deal, we're ignorant, and the one who loses will cook for the other."

The inscrutable Lin Yeduan's face suddenly collapsed as if he couldn't hold it: "What did you say?"

"Ruan Mian Mian" would have misunderstood the meaning: "We are willing to gamble and admit defeat. From now on, we will cook the meals as soon as possible and send them to the dormitory, and we will cover all the work in the confinement room."

Lin Ye nodded dully. It was still difficult to digest that these people fought to the death for a little more lunch break every day. They even alarmed Instructor Hall and made his rare public holidays go to waste.

A sense of vicissitudes suddenly came to his heart, Lin Ye sighed, and walked to the small yard outside the "Cold-Blooded Zoo Jane Confinement Room" to think about life.Tu Feibai followed up: "Xiao Ye, listen to my explanation, they just want to find an excuse to humiliate us, even if they don't bet on anything, I can't admit it, do you think so?"

Lin Ye waved his hand: "I understand the truth, but I'm still a little stuck."

Tu Feibai: "I can't go to Lingdong town, I also have a little snack, saying that there is snow in the middle-aged, I haven't seen snow yet, Neton is like spring all the year round, no, it's like summer all the year round, I really want to see it .”

"There is not only snow, but also a lot of delicious food, such as Luanmai beer, fried honey fruit, bursting pulp tiger skin dragon meat, Lingdong Baba, potato skin buns." Tu Feibai swallowed, and continued: "There are more Flaming spicy fruit, it is said that it tastes particularly refreshing, and it is a magic weapon for cold protection in Lingdong Town."

Lin Ye interrupted him: "Okay, stop talking, I want to be quiet."

The confinement period lasted for one week, which just covered the precious two rest days. Unlike the dormitory, the "Cold-Blooded Zoo" blocked all signals like most of the "Training Base".

He and Gu Chengyan completely lost contact.

There was no contact for a few days. Based on Gu Chengyan's news network, he probably already knew that he was locked up because of fighting and lost his public holiday.Lin Ye was even more depressed. Good things never went out, but bad things spread thousands of miles away. His daughter-in-law who was thousands of miles away knew about his "brilliant deeds", and probably canceled his trip to visit him.

Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and today is the first day of the public holiday. The "Punishment Seven" finished their chat and didn't want to mention anything related to the holiday, so they all shut up. The confinement room was so quiet that only Mo Yu could be heard. With the hissing sound of the green-tailed snake, Lin Ye even had the illusion that he could perceive their "bioelectricity".

At the same time, he became more and more convinced of the possibility of Gu Chengyan canceling the trip. He had nothing to do in the "Cold-Blooded Zoo", but he couldn't help but watch the "soft" three who had contracted the heavy responsibility of "all the guys" feed the snakes.

Although the time was short, the task was too huge. The three of "Ruan Mian Mian" had practiced perfectly, assembling the minced meat for snakes into small portions, and throwing the minced meat into the cage the moment they opened the cage.

Those big snakes mainly rely on taste and hearing to distinguish enemies or prey, and their eyesight in the dark seems to be poor. The "soft" trio has been fed to this day, and there has been no tragedy of being bitten by a black-feathered green-tailed snake.

The "snake food" exudes a strong smell of blood. Except for the muscles connected to the bones, there are also internal organs dripping with blood. There is not a piece of good meat. Lin Ye suspects that these things may be leftovers from the cafeteria, but there is no leftovers. Do these black-feathered green-tailed snakes only eat raw meat?

When attacking the Zerg hinterland, can they also get some raw meat with added ingredients to paralyze the nerves of these big snakes?

Lin Ye stared at a black-feathered green-tailed snake in a daze, and the snake also looked at Lin Ye blankly. One person and one snake maintained a stiff posture, each with their own thoughts, like two clay sculptures, making one suspect that they will meet in the next moment. Great enlightenment, ascension to immortality.

Suddenly, the big snake made a startled move, its yellow-green vertical pupils suddenly expanded several times, and spit out a letter in a "hissing" manner, looking like it was under great threat.Lin Ye didn't feel threatened, but subconsciously tensed up his muscles, and the Kui Mulang on his wrist was shining brightly, ready to fight at all times.

"The black-feathered green-tailed snake is so pretty?"

Lin Ye was taken aback, the corners of his mouth curled up uncontrollably, and he turned around, it was indeed Gu Chengyan!

Lin Ye: "Why are you here?"

Gu Chengyan: "I heard that you were punished for fighting, so don't worry about coming here to take a look." Lin Ye blushed, and coughed lightly: "How old are you, it's not fighting." Gu Chengyan rubbed Lin Ye's head, rubbing two Gen Daimao: "You also know..."

Lin Yeruyan threw Lin Ban into Gu Chengyan's arms: "Family, I miss you so much." Gu Chengyan's teasing came to an abrupt end, and he was moved, happy, distressed, and helpless. I couldn't say it, "Family, I miss you too. Are you happy to see me?"

Because of his height, Lin Ye buried his head in the socket of Gu Chengyan's shoulder, and there was a smile that could not be concealed in his voice: "Of course my daughter-in-law is happy to see me."

Gu Chengyan leaned into Lin Ye's ear and whispered: "The research institute has accepted an urgent job, and the schedule has been cancelled, but when I heard that you were locked up, I threw away the work at hand and ran out. I can only accompany you You two days."

Lin Ye suddenly thought of Instructor Hall who left overnight and disappeared for two days, and was very sensitive: "Is it related to 's plan'?" Gu Chengyan pressed Lin Ye's head that was about to break free: "Let's not talk about that, let me hug for a while."

Although Lin Ye didn't do any work, he had already been in this "cold-blooded zoo" for three days, and he had already been marinated in the smell, exuding the lingering bloody smell of "snake food".

Gu Chengyan's obsession with cleanliness was healed at this moment without medicine, and he wished to rub Lin Ye into his arms, but Lin Ye obediently let the tall Gu Chengyan hold him, as if he was acting like a baby.

Outside the door, I saw Tu Feibai, the "boss" who flung himself into the arms of the senior, retreating the five "difficult brothers" who were trying to find out, "This is for your own good, really. of."

"Especially you." Tu Feibai patted Lin Ye's number one defeated "soft" shoulder, "You can't accept it."

Tu Feibai put himself in his shoes and thought about it. If he was beaten up by someone, and he was convinced, and even willingly recognized him as the eldest brother, he must not be able to accept the "big brother" acting like a baby.

"Big Brother" Lin Ye and "Big Brother" family member Gu Chengyan didn't know how long they had been together in the stinking "Cold-Blooded Zoo" until Gu Chengyan's nose finally returned to normal and he dragged Lin Ye out.

The other six members of the "punishment group" stood outside the door as if they were waiting in line. Lin Ye couldn't help but introduce: "This is my wife, Gu Chengyan, an engineer from the Federal Intelligent Mecha Research Institute."

The word "engineer" was bitten very clearly, and the pride overcame the thorns and thorns, fighting a bloody path through the sour smell of love and the bloody smell of black-feathered green-tailed snake food, and clearly conveyed to everyone's ears. The six "Little Brother" expressed his respect and appreciation for intellectuals in a timely manner, and Lin Ye said with satisfaction: "My wife and I went out for a trip, um, don't talk nonsense."

Gu Chengyan has no objection to Lin Ye's "daughter-in-law". She really looks like a virtuous wife who saves face for men outside, with a decent smile on her face the whole time.

Seeing Gu Chengyan's appearance, Marlowe couldn't help thinking to himself: deliberately showing an appearance of obeying Xiao Ye's words in front of his old lover is really unfathomable.

"Boss, running out during confinement is a big deal!" Ruan Mian Mian was the first to remind.About the same height as Gu Chengyan, and about the same size as Zhong Daxiong, but like a little daughter-in-law, she sincerely felt sorry for Lin Ye, who was much wilder than herself.

Lin Ye couldn't help feeling guilty, but he still hardened his heart: "You don't tell me, I don't tell you, it's okay." He added: "I'll bring you back whatever you want to eat."

This sentence immediately dispelled everyone's doubts. "Ruan Mian Mian" felt that their one-month training, one fight, and three-day friendship had been sublimated. At the superficial stage, he immediately put aside his worries and announced a series of food names.

After a brief hesitation, the "Final Trio" also increased their size, turned their attitude 180 degrees from the organization, sent them out eagerly, and even proposed a sophisticated cover measure.

Of course Lin Ye declined.

After walking out of the "training base", Lin Ye breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, he felt guilty: "I just lied to my comrades."

Gu Chengyan: "I can only take you out alone, you must keep a low profile, or you will sell Dunbar Hall." Lin Ye quickly weighed it, and then looked at the sky: "How far is it to Lingdong Town?"

Gu Chengyan had a thought: "It seems quite far away, do you want to go to the 'Ninth Team' base to make do for the night? I greeted Dunbar Hall and reserved a room for us." Lin Ye doubted: "Instructor Hall He's not someone who gives up his principles so easily, it's already an exception to let me go secretly, and he will take advantage of his position to open a room for us? Do you really know him?"

Gu Chengyan was vague: "How is it possible, when have I lied to you?"

Lin Ye: "That's true. I just didn't expect "Huo Jingtao" to be friends with you. You obviously don't go the same way."

Gu Chengyan immediately dismissed it: "Of course I don't know him all the way! That kid owes me a favor. I didn't hack him to death at the time because of national justice."

Lin Ye was curious: "Are you enemies? What's going on?"

Gu Chengyan grabbed Lin Ye's hand: "The enemy is not counted, it's all over, you believe me, the past is over, Dunbar Hall and I have already shaken hands and made peace." Lin Ye felt that there was something in his mind He wanted to break out of his shell, but he still couldn't figure it out, and he almost couldn't remember it.

Gu Chengyan clenched his hands into fists and coughed lightly, "I remembered, Lingdong Town is actually not very far away. If you drive the mech over there with full power, you may arrive in half an hour."

Lin Ye's attention was successfully diverted by Gu Chengyan. This is not Natun, and there is no "urban mech security management method". As long as there is an access card from the 'Ninth Squad', the mecha can fly freely in the public airspace.

Gu Chengyan didn't want to leave Lin Ye even for half an hour, he squeezed close to Lin Ye, and sat in Kui Mulang's co-pilot.

The Kuimu wolf in the armed aircraft mode turned on its full horsepower and soared in the public airspace of Hess, like a silver falcon, cutting through the sky and galloping towards the north.

The closer they got to Lingdong Town, the lower the surface temperature. When they arrived at the entrance of Lingdong Town, the two of them walked out of the armed aircraft and felt the cold air rushing towards their faces, and Lin Ye sneezed earth-shatteringly.

Gu Chengyan took off his coat and was about to wrap it around Lin Ye, but this time Lin Ye stopped his movement: "This place is too cold, you will freeze if you don't have clothes to protect yourself from the cold." But Gu Chengyan wrapped his clothes around Lin Ye involuntarily. , while taking him into his arms.

"Temperature?" Gu Chengyan issued a questioning command.

"The outdoor temperature is minus [-], sir." Ju Que answered in response. The artificial intelligence of the mecha was not affected by the huge temperature difference. The temperature range is very high, and fifty degrees below zero is nothing to them.

"Fuck, it's not suitable for human beings to live in such coldness." Lin Ye felt a little regretful that he had also committed the mistake of copying others' opinions. Lingdong Town is clearly a false marketing, what "Xanadu" and "Ice Cellar on Earth" are right.

But now that he came, Lin Ye was reluctant to turn around and leave, at least he would go in and have a look.

Unexpectedly, there are not only human beings living in it, but also a lot of human beings. There is a small glass house at the gate of the town, which looks like a ticket booth. Buy 'spicy fruit', [-] star coins each!"

Lin Ye has heard of forced selling of package tickets, but this is the first time he has seen such a blatant buy and sell. He didn't say a question, and then turned into a sneeze.

Lin Ye rubbed his nose, and the old man came out of the glass house, babbling on and on: "Young people nowadays are more beautiful than the other. In such a cold day, they are dressed enough to walk on the stage. Eat spicy food first. Go 'warm up your body."

Uncle Hongxiuhuan was halfway through his rebuke, and suddenly shut up, and pushed his reading glasses: "You, you are not that, just that, oh, it's on the lips! Is that the big star!"

Lin Ye looked around and found that the uncle was referring to him. He thought that the other party had watched the Mecha League, but felt that the competition had nothing to do with "big stars". The uncle probably couldn't tell the difference. wrong.

Gu Chengyan still circled Lin Ye: "Master, do you think there are things here that can keep out the cold?"

The uncle patted his sparsely haired forehead: "Look at my memory, I'm a little excited when I see a celebrity for the first time, so I'll get it for you."

As he spoke, he handed Lin Ye two red "hawthorns". These "hawthorns" had their own special effects, and seemed to be shining with a warm red light. Lin Ye was so cold that he almost lost consciousness. up.

The hot air slides down the esophagus all the way to the stomach. A small spicy fruit contains enormous heat, and spreads warmth from the stomach to the whole body. Lin Ye soon doesn't feel so cold, the environment of minus [-] degrees, The body feeling is similar to that in the "training base".

When parting, the uncle gave two more and gave a thumbs up: "Young man, the commercial was shot really well! Be a good soldier and kill those imperial soldiers!"

Lin Ye thanked the uncle with a dry smile. He listened to the incoherent encouragement, and only extracted one meaning, so he asked Gu Chengyan, "Did the recruitment advertisement be aired?"

Gu Chengyan: "Oh yes, it was aired on the day you were in confinement, and the response was good. Almost 54 resident stars broadcast it on a loop. There should be more people signing up for military service this year."

Gu Chengyan said it very lightly, out of ulterior motives, he didn't tell Lin Ye the unprecedented response after the advertisement was broadcast.He is not a "big star" now, his popularity is comparable to a "superstar".

There were even a few performing arts companies who took advantage of their relationship and went to the Intelligent Mecha Research Institute to find General Duncan to recruit people. Even the well-mannered old general was so angry that he closed the door and thanked the customers. Happy, if it wasn't for this, Gu Chengyan's plan to "skip work" might have gone smoothly.

The brokerage company is not a stunned young man who specializes in making the old general angry, but a serious and unprofitable one who wants money and lives. Naton alone has created a large number of fans out of thin air, claiming to set up a foundation for Lin Ye. He went to tourist resorts to buy leisure villas, or did charity in his name, on the condition that Lin Ye himself showed up to hold a meeting.

As far away as the planet Hess, Lin Ye, who was squatting in confinement in the "Cold-Blooded Zoo", would naturally not show up.

There is a reason why Lingdong town is known as "the few ancient cities with original flavors worth visiting in the Federation".This place is very different from Naton, where high-tech facilities can be seen everywhere, and the level of technological development is similar to that of the earth.

However, the "primitive" gimmick, and because the "Ninth Team" was stationed on Hess, did not attract too many tourists for it, so it retained the original ecology of the town, which has a special flavor.

Most of the "tourists" here are the "new veterans" of the same class as Linye. More than 200 people are scattered in the small town, and they are not crowded. They are seen occasionally, either because of the protection of comrades in arms, or because of Linye's night. The heroic figure who became famous in the first battle, no one broke his new feat of escaping confinement, most of them didn't even say hello, pretending to be selectively blind.

Lin Ye was also very happy. At this time, snowflakes were floating in the sky. Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan walked slowly side by side. He saw the signboard of the shop and remembered that the full name of "Laguo" is "Flame Laguo", which is the confinement room. The items listed by the brothers and sisters who are waiting to be fed here.

Now that I saw it, Lin Ye planned to buy a bag first, and the owner of the store recognized Lin Ye at a glance, and insisted on taking a group photo, but Lin Ye couldn't help it, and was planning to use his "fan effect" to give the boss a discount, but he heard that it was not a big deal Xi's words floated over: "I'll go and see, where did the star come from!"

Lin Ye sounded familiar, thinking that person would come to Hess Star?He probed over, but was facing the elongated face of his instructor.