Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

Gu Chengyan said: "My mental power should be A-level. I built the 'Juque' and made some changes in the control. Strictly speaking, it can be operated by both manual and mental power at the same time." The so-called mecha The dual-track operation is actually just switching between the two systems, and the simultaneous operation is extremely complicated. Gu Chengyan tried his best to use vernacular, but he had to insert some technical terms to explain it to Lin Ye.

Lin Ye was dumbfounded, and concluded: "So you are a high-end technical nerd with a lot of tendons."

Gu Chengyan:?

Lin Ye waved his hand: "That's not important." He yawned again, "I didn't expect there are so many ways in it, it's too late, you have to get up early to go to work tomorrow." Gu Chengyan looked at the time and was startled , I actually chatted with Lin Ye for so long.

Lin Ye lay back on the sofa, and said sincerely: "Then what, thank you." Gu Chengyan said, "You don't need to tell me thank you." Fall asleep.

Gu Chengyan was woken up by "Ju Que" the next day. The silver ring on his index finger turned into a shiny metal ball, playing music around Gu Chengyan's head. This is a light sleep wake-up service. Gu Chengyan usually hears It takes less than a few minutes to fall into a light sleep, and then wake up naturally, neither being woken up suddenly, nor missing work time, which is very reasonable.

But this time, "Ju Que" slapped Gu Chengyan on the head before he completely opened his eyelids, "Wake up, sir!" "If you don't make up, you will be late, sir!" "I have prepared the nutrient solution , put it in the aircraft, sir. You can continue to catch up on sleep in the aircraft, sir."

Juque, an S-class mecha born into a middle-aged woman with broken thoughts, worriedly circled around in the air. You must know that his master, Gu Chengyan, has maintained an astonishing zero lateness rate since work.

Gu Chengyan sat up and couldn't help yawning again. He was rarely out of spirit in the morning, but he slept too late last night. Although his head was awake at this time, he still had a faint headache caused by lack of sleep.

Gu Chengyan's gradually clear eyes fixed on the sofa, where there was only a quilt piled up in a mess, and no one was there.

"Where's Lin Ye?"

Ju Que said: "He left at five o'clock in the morning, sir." Gu Chengyan was completely awakened: "He only slept for three hours?" Ju Que quickly located: "He is now on the training ground of the Central Military Academy, gentlemen."

Gu Chengyan got off the bed, staring at the quilt in a daze, Ju Que winked: "Let me fold the quilt, sir?" Then he turned into a standard cleaning robot, Gu Chengyan shook his head, and simply ordered that Ju Que's body With a flash of white light, his body as tall as a man suddenly turned back into a silver ring, which was neatly wrapped around Chengyan's index finger.

Gu Chengyan folded the quilt for Lin Ye himself. Lin Ye probably was afraid that he would scold him, so he randomly folded the quilt into a ball, but this level of tidying was not "folding" at all in Gu Chengyan's opinion. Thinking of Lin Ye staring at him in a daze The "shared stand-alone computer" that had been polished to a shiny surface had a cute look on its face. Gu Chengyan couldn't help but feel amused, so he really laughed out loud.

Ju Que's voice sounded again: "It's rare to see you smiling so happily, sir." As if Gu Chengyan realized it, the smile paused for a second but didn't disappear, and he ordered to the ring on his hand: "Shut up. "

But he didn't expect Lin Ye to work so hard. He originally thought that Lin Ye was just flustered with idleness and wanted to find something to do.But some things cannot be achieved in a short period of hard work. Driving a mech depends on talent, and driving a mech to fight depends more on rich actual combat experience.

But this time, it is said that those who had served in the military were excluded. Gu Chengyan did not pay much attention to the Mecha League, but he still felt a little strange. There was no such strange rule in previous years.

When he went downstairs, seeing his mother, Gu Chengyan said vaguely: "I won't be eating breakfast at home today." Mrs. Gu stopped him, "It's too late, isn't it?" Then he stuffed Gu Chengyan's small constant-temperature fresh-keeping lunch box, "Don't always drink nutritious food." liquid to deal with."

Gu Chengyan really wanted to say that the current nutrient solution is even more scientific and healthy than the carefully matched food, Madam Gu said again: "Seeing that you slept very comfortably, Xiao Ye left before dawn in the morning." Gu Chengyan said "Yes", " Hey kid, why don't you always listen to me?"

Gu Chengyan had no choice but to stop, with an attitude of listening attentively, Madam Gu was satisfied: "You have time to take care of your wife. Now that you have a family, you should take it easy. Why is Mom so eager to get you married? You also Boss is not young anymore, once you get married, you have to live a good life..."

"Stop, stop, stop, stop." Gu Chengyan felt the veins on his forehead twitching, barely suppressed his anger, and said in a good voice, "Mom, I'm going to be late." Mrs. Gu sighed: "Okay, you go, we'll talk about it at night .”

"Farewell, let's finish talking now." Gu Chengyan hurriedly said.

Mrs. Gu didn't lay the groundwork any more, she just told her about Lin Ye's hesitation and hesitating to ask her for money that day, and reminded: "I think Xiao Ye is a good boy, and it's good to be able to earn money, but the Mecha League How dangerous? It’s not a problem for our family to eat with more chopsticks. In fact, there are always people who have to sacrifice a little more to take care of the family when they get married. Look at me and your dad..."

Gu Chengyan didn't listen to what was said later, he just nodded indiscriminately, and said seriously: "I see, Mom."

Until he got on the aircraft, Gu Chengyan was still thinking about it, wondering what he liked or not. He actually didn't care about Lin Ye at all. After being married for so long, he didn't even care about whether he had money. He knew he didn't have a job. With no family background, how could such an uncle and aunt let him take away the property?

Gu Chengyan ordered Ju Que: "Call out Lin Ye's account." Generally, people who own high-end mechas like to combine their terminals, optical brains, etc. with the AI ​​data of mechas with higher IQ, and even train them into personal Little butler.

Not to mention Gu Chengyan, who is obsessed with black technology, and Juque is worthy of being an S-level artificial intelligence injected with "extreme humanoid", and reported Lin Ye's account in almost a second, and said the balance intimately: "430 five-star coins, sir."

Most of the pocket money Mrs. Gu gave was used as collateral for the "shared stand-alone machine". There is only so much left. No wonder I couldn't even afford two drinks before.Thinking of this, Gu Chengyan suddenly sat up straight. Could this guy be eager to make money because he can't go out to socialize?

Seeing that Gu Chengyan didn't speak for a long time, Ju Que said: "Want to transfer money, sir?" Gu Chengyan's attitude turned 180 degrees, and he said simply and neatly: "No transfer."

Let's wait and see.

Lin Ye didn't know that he passed by a windfall. There were no people on the training ground in the early morning, and only a few mechas flew over his head occasionally. No matter where he was, there were always a small number of people who were willing to work hard.

Lin Ye was a little nervous, and the thick mechanical arm finally showed its original appearance. Although the lower-end mecha body is smaller, his size still makes Lin Ye a little excited. He is a mecha pilot who has become a monk halfway. All the knowledge I have come from random looking up, and Gu Chengyan's one-night cramming.

There were faint dark circles under Lin Ye's lower eyelids, but he couldn't see any signs of lethargy. The shadow of thick eyelashes also swept there, but his expression was more serious and dignified. This was the first time he had a spiritual connection with the mecha.

That's right, such an f-level "shared stand-alone machine" actually has a nerve belt. I really want to thank the military academy for its thoughtful design. This training ground belongs to the Central Federal Military Academy. Most of the students who come to practice are military academy students, not everyone has it. Parents who spoil their children like Han Taiping buy C-level mechas for them.Not everyone has extraordinary talents and can be rationed by the school.

This has become their important training ground, and naturally the function of mental power operation has also been added.He just didn't know if he had the ability to adapt to the operation of mental power. Lin Ye thought to himself, if not, he could only operate it manually. Among other things, his body coordination ability is still very strong.

Even though he planned this way, Lin Ye was still looking forward to it. He pressed the operation button, and the green nerve belt inside the mecha suddenly came to life, and rushed towards him with teeth and claws.

The connection is actually very short. Before Lin Ye even had time to feel the process carefully, he felt the perfect fit between the machine and the body. A lifeless electronic voice sounded in Lin Ye's ears: "You-ok, I-is-your-of-pro- Time-machine-a-09283643, spirit-spirit-matching-degree-hundred-point-of-thirty, hundred-point-of-eight-ten, hundred-point-of-hundred."

The voice resembled Siri. Lin Ye resisted the urge to search for the home button to force it to shut up, but he couldn't help but get excited. His mental power level is not "almost zero" as the original owner's uncle preached!

But one hundred percent!That means that his mental power threshold is definitely beyond F-level, at least it can reach the level of driving a real mecha.

But apart from excitement, Lin Ye was also in a somewhat complicated mood - after studying the instruction manual and precautions for most of the day, it was useless.It's like memorizing the five-year simulated three-year college entrance examination, but getting a primary school entrance examination paper.

There are many emergency situations listed in the instruction manual. People who connect to the mech for the first time will have stress reactions due to lack of mental strength or mental inability to adapt. In severe cases, it may even endanger their lives.

Just like how the first item in learning to swim must be how to save yourself when you accidentally drown, Lin Ye carefully wrote down all the dangerous coping methods one by one, and memorized it silently several times before turning on the phone cautiously, but nothing happened , the kung fu spirit link is completed in the blink of an eye.

Although there is no systematic test method, some people have given a general definition of mental strength: it is linked to the person's own will, thinking sensitivity, and even the age of the pilot's mecha, and the resilience accumulated in actual combat.Lin Ye's high mental strength may be inseparable from his years of immersion in actual combat with hot and cold weapons.

In any case, Lin Ye finally succeeded in driving the mecha as he wished, and joined the queue flying randomly in the air. In addition to providing legal driving permits, this mecha field also has many fighting robots. Lin Ye flew a few laps, and then Start practicing with the robot.

However, the IQ of the robot is comparable to that of "Siri", at best it can be regarded as an artificial mental retardation.

Lin Ye unilaterally abused the machine and was having a good time. A flamboyant red mecha rushed towards him. Lin Ye reacted quickly and made adjustments immediately. dodge.

Lin Ye couldn't help scolding insanity in his heart, that showy red mecha is obviously not a cheap "shared stand-alone machine", no matter the speed and responsiveness of the machine, Lin Ye's is hard to come by.

Lin Ye had just readjusted his shit-yellow "shared stand-alone machine", and the red car rushed over again. This time, Lin Ye's anger was completely aroused. While dodging, he activated the weapon system, and it flashed brightly. The electromagnetic gun rushed away.

That Sao Hong didn't expect Lin Ye to be so horizontal, the electromagnetic gun seemed to be fired at random, but the angle was tricky, "Sao Hong" couldn't dodge it in time, and was bombarded by the tail, leaving an ugly scorched black, Lin Ye Xindao's high-level mecha is just different , if it hits me this time, I'm afraid it will be broken into dumpling stuffing.

The explosion alarmed the nearby people, and the mechas flying randomly in the air stopped to watch the excitement. At the same time, four or five "advanced" mechas rushed over and surrounded Lin Ye. Ma Dan, this is still a gang.

He secretly checked the weapons and ammunition. In this practice field, there are unspoken rules that tacitly allow live ammunition exercises. Even when renting a "shared stand-alone machine", Lin Ye was forced to sign an electronic insurance policy for accidental damage.

Of course, students don’t have the channels to get rations of real lethal weapons. Electromagnetic guns are already the top-level configuration of “shared stand-alone machines”, but who knows if the group of glamorous high-level mechas have hidden any small things that violate the regulations, Lin Ye can’t help but fight. Twelve points up the spirit.

Unexpectedly, after confronting each other for a while, "Sao Hong" slowly fell to the ground, and the other mechas also landed after seeing the situation. Lin Ye didn't know what trick they were going to play, but he was not afraid of it, and landed near them.

The hatch of the red mech opened, and a dark-skinned young man walked out. He was tall, and when he walked in front of people, he was unavoidably a bit oppressive. Lin Ye secretly estimated that this person was almost as tall as Gu Chengyan, and he should be 1.8 meters five above.

But without the refined and ascetic temperament, only the fleshy body remained. The red mecha behind the big man flashed white light, and the five-dimensional alloy transformed into a dark red knuckle buckle in his hand, with some scorched black marks on the tip.

Is this going to be hand to hand?

On the contrary, Lin Ye was not afraid of melee combat, and opened the hatch. His own feces-yellow shared stand-alone machine turned into an extremely thick mechanical arm. It would take at least 2 minutes to put the thing on the arm. Lin Ye struggled for a while, and put the shared stand-alone Throwing it behind, he walked directly towards the provocative big man.

Seeing Lin Ye's appearance, the big man was obviously taken aback, but he quickly reacted, "Dude, you've got something to do." He stretched out a palm like a cattail leaf fan, and was about to pat Lin Ye on the shoulder, but Lin Ye avoided it vigilantly. Le: "What do you mean?"

Seeing Lin Ye staring at the knuckles in his hand, the big man came to his senses and smirked twice, "I'm sorry, I always forget about the new mecha."

This man looked fierce, but he didn't seem to want to fight when he spoke, and young students who looked like students poured out of several mechas following the big man, and they all looked at Lin Ye unkindly.

Lin Ye glanced around, raised his eyebrows at the big man, and beckoned him to speak. This was Lin Ye's usual expression of ordering his subordinates, undoubtedly with a bit of casual impatience. On his now slightly immature face, there was no What a sense of disobedience.

In the tense atmosphere, the big man obediently replied: "My name is Zhong Haoran, and I am a third-year student in the Mecha Department." His tone was respectful, as if he was reporting work to a superior leader. After the big man finished speaking, he saw the surprised eyes of his buddies around him. Li Li realized that the way Lin Ye looked at him just now made him lower his head involuntarily.

Clearing his throat, Zhong Haoran said again: "Just now I saw that your mecha was driving very slickly, so I couldn't help but come here to learn from each other. I didn't expect my 'Tail Fire Tiger' to even draw with you." Zhong Haoran's tone was full of surprise.

"Tie!" A yellow curly man shouted loudly, obviously rushing over because of the explosion and didn't see what was going on in front of him, "Your tail fire tiger is an A-level mecha! There's only one like this in the department! A tie?" Several young people sighed in unison, looking at Lin Ye with disbelief.

Lin Ye waved his hand nonchalantly, "I used the weapon first. If he also uses the weapon, as long as he touches the side, I won't want to get back my deposit."

A deposit of [-] star coins is no different from confiscation. "Sharing a stand-alone machine" can be regarded as a public welfare undertaking that invests in education. Students who can enter the Central Federation Military Academy, no one will really take the [-] star coins seriously, and they all think he is joking. , the atmosphere suddenly relaxed, and everyone laughed out loud.

But Lin Ye didn't have any interest in joking, but really cared about the 2000 yuan deposit, Zhong Haoran sent out an invitation: "Brother, let's practice together? Compared with machines, you can improve faster than real people."

Lin Ye hooked the corners of his lips, and only then did he understand his intentions. He always liked this straightforward temperament, and stretched out a hand: "My name is Lin Ye."

Except for Zhong Haoran, who is the A-level mecha assigned by the school, and the curly-haired B-level mecha, the rest are all C-level mechas. They are either rich young masters or really talented top students. Lin Ye met this group by accident. People, it is very helpful to his practice.

The mecha league's audition questions are different every year, but most of them change the soup without changing the medicine, mark out an area, and hide some things, which may be fragile items that are not allowed to be damaged, or dangerous items that need to be transported safely, or even It may be a living creature, the number is limited, and the winner is the one who finds it and brings it safely to the designated place.

This kind of competition system is the simplest and roughest, but it also tests the comprehensive adaptability the most. What is most needed is real-person combat practice. Lin Ye's ability to control the mecha is handy, but the actual combat experience of the mecha is not as good as these people. After a day, he also benefited A lot.

Those students in the ivory tower had never seen such a wild way as Lin Ye, and they also felt that they had learned a lot. Lin Ye learned that they had also signed up for the Mech League, so he made an appointment to continue practicing the next day.

Before Lin Ye left, he looked at the huge mechanical arm and wondered if he would have spare time to practice spiritual linking after returning home. Zhong Haoran asked enthusiastically, "It's not easy to hold, why don't I give it to you?" Lin Ye glanced at the mechanical arm. The newly sticky dust, he couldn't help sighing—he suddenly thought of the scientific researcher who was seriously obsessed with cleanliness at home, so he declined Zhong Haoran's proposal: "It's useless to take it back, the use of mechas is not allowed in the urban area."

Zhong Haoran was stunned for a moment: "So you are a day student."

Lin Ye returned the shared stand-alone machine. When the huge mechanical arm came into contact with the "vending machine", it was forcibly compressed, and it was taken back with a "sizzling rattle".

"I'm not studying." Lin Ye suddenly felt blessed, and added, "I'm married, and my wife is waiting at home."

Zhong Haoran, Huang Curly and others were left stunned in place, and then the "Fuck" played one after another in a loop, watching the back of Lin Ye disappearing.

Lin Ye experienced the thrill of dog abuse, and finally understood why his former comrades-in-arms couldn't help showing affection to their single dogs every time they were beaten by a group.

It's a pity that he showed off one-sidedly and didn't care about it. Lin Ye sighed silently.

Back home, it was already dark, Mrs. Gu saw the dusty forest, and remembered how she hesitated to ask for money that day. It was so different from that little fairy surnamed Zheng, and she couldn't help blaming her again. son.

General Gu also told him not to work too hard, and if he couldn't be free at home, after the audition, he could be given a job in the office.

Lin Ye knew that no one believed that he could pass the audition, but he was full of confidence when he played against an A-level mecha today. How to use his strengths and avoid weaknesses in a group battle, and how to avoid his weaknesses when facing a higher-level mecha one-on-one Sharpness, I already have a rough idea of ​​it in my heart.

Using my "shared stand-alone machine" with low configuration, it is impossible to defeat high-level mechs head-on, even A-level mechas. , Lin Ye is already seven or eight points sure at this moment, and with time, maybe he can further improve the odds of winning.

Lin Ye had the bottom line in his mind, so he obediently agreed to General Gu: "Thank you, Dad." Lin Ye had big eyes and a sharp chin, and there was still a little baby fat on his cheeks that would not fade away in the future. To please the elders.

General Gu chatted with him again, and went upstairs with a smile. Madam Gu pushed the fruit washed by the nanny early in the morning to Lin Ye and Gu Chengyan.

But Gu Chengyan didn't like to eat it either, so he had fun.Lin Ye had been exercising for a day. Although he was tired, he felt refreshed. He leaned over to the sofa where Gu Chengyan usually reads, and put his own plate of blueberries and flame fruits beside Gu Chengyan.

This caused Gu Chengyan to look at Lin Ye suspiciously, and Lin Ye showed a mouthful of small white teeth harmlessly: "Are you working?" Gu Chengyan thought that Lin Ye came here to chat with him, and his mood suddenly became much happier.

He switched an interface to hide the complicated three-dimensional line drawing that Lin Ye couldn't help but get a headache from looking at it, and said seriously: "I can't work all the time, I'm relaxing."

Lin Ye was noncommittal about Gu Chengyan's special "relaxation method". Gu Chengyan first found a topic: "How did you practice today?" Lin Ye almost blurted out "very good", but changed his words when he got to his mouth: "It's okay."

For some reason, in front of Gu Chengyan, he couldn't bear to look sombre, so he could only stop the loss in time.Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you boasted about Haikou and lost the chain at that time?

Losing face in front of the person he likes is one of the things Lin Ye doesn't want to do the most.

Gu Chengyan talked nonchalantly, Lin Ye buried his head in eating seriously, and soon the fruit plate was bottomed out, Lin Ye's mouth was also stained with a little blue juice, Lin Ye's lips were very thin, and the color was also light, Gu Chengyan suddenly couldn't control it Catch yourself, want to reach out to wipe.

At this moment, Mrs. Gu's voice suddenly sounded: "Have you finished eating the fruit?" It turned out that an episode of the soap opera was over, and the living room was semi-open. This small enclosed area was equipped with soundproofing devices, so the soap opera could not be heard at all. Noisy and crying, so when Mrs. Gu came over to ask questions, both of them were startled.

Gu Chengyan quickly realized: "I haven't finished eating." Mrs. Gu complained as usual: "Then I can't finish eating a little bit." Lin Ye waited for this moment, and immediately raised his empty plate: "Mom! I finished eating!"

"Good boy!" Someone cheered, Mrs. Gu smiled happily, Gu Chengyan turned to Lin Ye, and when he saw the familiar little white tooth, he suddenly had a bad feeling, Mrs. Gu connected seamlessly, "Chengyan has never liked fruit since childhood, How can you not eat fruit? You don’t eat this, you don’t eat that, you stare at the screen every day, and your nutrition is not balanced!”

Mrs. Gu talked eloquently. She scolded people for half an hour without repeating the same thing, and her skills in educating children were not diminished. She seemed to have forgotten that she watched soap operas every day and used her eyes more excessively.Lin Ye sounded beautiful at the beginning, Gu Chengyan always looked like an elite, Lin Ye admired such a deflated look.

However, he had a little understanding of Gu Chengyan's desire to move out.After Mrs. Gu finished scolding everyone, she continued to watch the drama refreshed. The little joy that Gu Chengyan had accumulated just now was replaced by other emotions and turned into a clean slap: "Why is your mouth so owed?"

Lin Ye had been prepared for a long time, so he easily dodged it, and rushed to Madam Gu's line of sight with a single stride, his movements flowing smoothly.

Gu Chengyan was so angry and funny, he pointed at Lin Ye and wanted to scold, but the corner of his mouth slightly raised, "It's time to sleep, sir."

Lin Ye stopped, looked left and right: "Who?"

Gu Chengyan stood up: "Set the alarm clock to remind you to go to bed early, I didn't have enough sleep last night." Lin Ye remembered that Gu Chengyan slept very late last night to explain to himself, and finally felt a little sorry. He is not good at expressing warmth to others Looking back at the few boys I dated in my youthful youth, I rarely say "I love you", and I always feel nauseous.

At this moment, he felt that the time to talk was too much to hate, so he held back for a long time before saying: "Then go to sleep." Lin Ye followed Gu Chengyan to say good night to Mrs. Gu, and when he returned to his bedroom, he remembered: "Where's the alarm clock just now?"

Gu Chengyan: "What alarm clock?"

Lin Ye subconsciously thought that Gu Chengyan's alarm clock must have been recorded in advance, otherwise how could it be so natural?

"I'm here, ma'am." Ju Que was the quickest to respond.

Lin Ye: ...

Gu Chengyan: ...

Gu Chengyan repeatedly assured that it was really just an artificial intelligence, and he didn't know why it called his wife. It was definitely not his instigation, so Lin Ye stopped touching and looking at Juque like a countryman.

Lin Ye finally sighed: "Why is my mech like Siri?"

Gu Chengyan: "?"

Lin Ye: "The dialect of our hometown means artificially retarded."

When the lights were turned off, the two of them lay on the big bed and the sofa in an orderly manner, Lin Ye said: "The audition will be held in a few days, will you watch the broadcast?"

There was a short silence, and Lin Ye was inexplicably looking forward to it. The darkness in the room made Lin Ye feel his heartbeat clearly, and that useless thing seemed to jump out of his throat.It seemed that after waiting for a century, Gu Chengyan said, "No."

Lin Ye felt that his heart had been pushed back intact, but it was filled with lead. Lin Ye said "um" in a calm voice, and turned over generously.

Gu Chengyan said again: "I will go to the scene."

Lin Ye turned his back to Gu Chengyan, the corners of his mouth slowly raised in the darkness, he calmed down for a while, and then said in a nonchalant tone: "Okay." Gu Chengyan looked at his back, but sighed slightly.

The day when the mecha league audition starts is getting closer and closer, and Lin Ye spends less and less time at home. He goes out every day before dawn, and when he comes back, he only has time to have a quick supper with Gu Chengyan, and then falls asleep , and so on.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day when the audition began.