Anti Marriage Evasion Guide [Interstellar]

Lin Ye sent the photo to Gu Chengyan, and the other party replied in seconds: "Are you reading that right?"

The photo was not very clear, but Lin Ye could see it clearly. A man and a woman came out of the movie theater very intimately. The man put his arms around the woman's waist and fumbled with his hands. The woman just smiled and hid. Within 2 minutes, The two kissed in the street.

There are too many young couples gathered outside the movie theater, dazzling dog food everywhere, the behavior of the two of them is not conspicuous, but the man Lin Ye knows, is Gu Chengyan's colleague Zhao Jincheng Zhao Fatty at the Smart Machine Research Institute.

I haven't seen him for five months. Fatty Zhao has become more and more fat.

Apart from the leader, there is only the oldest person left in the intelligent mech research institute. After Chuan Mo's deputy retired, the vacant position probably belonged to him.

Fatty Zhao may be proud of his spring breeze, live a comfortable life, and still have time to skip work to watch movies, but the problem is not that the "quasi-deputy director" skipped work, but the woman beside him, not his wife.

When Lin Ye went out on a date with Gu Chengyan for the first time, he ran into Fatty Zhao and his wife at the cinema, and Fatty Zhao loved to show off his affection on real-name social networking sites. selfie.

Due to the high appearance rate, it is impossible for Lin Ye to forget Mrs. Zhao's appearance.

This one in front of him is obviously not. Although Zhao Jincheng's wife is not considered a beauty, she is also pretty.

Lin Ye watched the two go away, only to find that the terminal had received several unread text messages, all from Gu Chengyan.

Lin Ye could feel the burning gossip soul of the other party through the screen, Lin Ye replied a voice: "It must be, haven't you already seen the photo, should you tell his wife about it?"

Gu Chengyan: "Forget it, this is their housework."

Lin Ye: "His wife has the right to know, how pitiful she is kept in the dark."

Gu Chengyan: "Paper can't hold fire, sooner or later you have to know, Fatty Zhao has always been against me, and his wife probably doesn't have a good impression of me, maybe I won't believe it. By the way, why are you going to the cinema?"

Lin Ye: "Buy 'diet rat food', the little gerbils are already too fat to tell what species they are."

Hearing this sentence, the little gerbil finally struggled violently, and was pressed to the bottom of the pocket by Lin Ye's finger. After the huge fat face was stuffed in with difficulty, it seemed to be stuck. It didn't break free for a while, and it was temporarily quiet. .

Lin Ye decided to buy rat food as soon as possible, and never took this little thing out of the house again until he succeeded in losing weight—his pockets would be burst by the fat rat.

Gu Chengyan's text message came again: "Fatty Zhao probably thought he was about to be promoted, and looked down on the yellow-faced woman at home, all because of the position of 'deputy director'."

Lin Ye is still brooding about Fatty Zhao's "bullying" of Gu Chengyan in front of him. It was rare for him to think seriously. With his brain spinning rapidly, he couldn't help but have a bold idea: "Isn't your research institute the most personal? Life style? If rumors about Zhao Jincheng's marital affairs get out, will it be your turn to be the 'Deputy Director'?"

Gu Chengyan: "...Daughter-in-law, have you watched too many TV dramas?"

Lin Ye felt that his "conspiracy theory" was not suitable for voice, so he started typing: "Fatty Zhao cheated in marriage, and he still doesn't forget to post photos showing his affection on social platforms. Apart from paralyzing his wife, he might be showing it to the boss. It was meant to be a lie.”

Lin Ye hadn't finished typing when Gu Chengyan sent another text message: "Watching TV shows even improves IQ."

Lin Ye deleted the edited text message word by word, and Gu Chengyan sent another one: "But in terms of work ability and talent, it should be me."

Lin Ye could almost imagine Gu Chengyan's embarrassing appearance out of thin air, so he simply put down the terminal, and he could already see the sign of "Pet Supplies Store" in front of him, so Lin Ye replied perfunctorily: "Work hard, young man." Things are over.

The "Pet Supplies Store" seemed to be doing an event, with colorful and environmentally friendly balloons hanging outside the door, and the banners "Celebrating the [-]th Anniversary of the Store" were decorated with lights and festoons.

Even the self-service settlement robot was put on a festive red hat, and the "doll" at the door was also dressed in the same color. Cartoon image.

Many merchants like to invite real dolls for this kind of one-time store celebration, and the price is much cheaper than buying a cute simulation robot.

Every time the "doll" sees a customer enter the door, he will say cheerfully, "Welcome, the store's products are as low as [-]% off! Chumi!"

Lin Ye doesn't know what "Jiu Mi" is, but the person playing the role of "doll" is more than 1.8 meters tall, and it feels very disobedient to say such a meaningless line. It will make passers-by laugh, but it will attract a lot of business.

The shop owner on the side stood and watched cheerfully, his satisfaction was beyond words, but when Lin Ye entered the door, the "doll" was obviously stunned for a moment, and it got stuck after saying "Welcome", like a machine that has been used for many years. Inexpensive machine with inaccurate tone for a long time.

The "doll" caught the attention of Lin Ye, and also the shop owner: "What are you doing! You slipped away during working hours, and you don't want the reward!"

"Doll" had no choice but to say stiffly: "The products in the store are as low as [-]% off, chirp, chirp."

The word "Jiu Mi" is not cute at all. It is quite different from the cute image before, as if he was beaten back to his original shape in an instant, as if someone forced him to read his lines, the passers-by who watched the excitement booed, The boss was even more dissatisfied, he scolded him as soon as he opened his mouth, and rushed forward to apologize to Lin Ye.

"Doll" lowered his head, looking as if he wanted to find a crack in the ground to bury himself, but Lin Ye recognized him: "Han Yuan? Is that you?"

"It's not me!" The doll turned around and ran, almost bumping into the boss. In order to prevent his big man from overwhelming the owner of the pet supply store, he turned a corner in a hurry, but accidentally kicked over a bucket of pure plastic for display. Natural tuna cat food.

The boss became even more annoyed, and refused to let him leave, yelling, "I'm going to your company to complain!"

The boss bowed and apologized to Lin Ye: "I'm really sorry, customer, what do you want to buy, today I will give you an extra discount!"

Lin Ye said: "It's okay, just buy some rat food for weight loss." The little gerbil cooperatively poked out his fat face from his pocket. Lin Ye didn't recognize Han Yuan anymore. He, in the end, was self-defeating and was expelled from the Central Federal Military Academy.

Lin Ye only knew that he had been fired and that his uncle had lost his job, but he didn't expect that such a young master with a swollen nostril would be reduced to working as a mascot for a pet shop for a living.

At this moment, the shop owner suddenly slapped his forehead: "Are you that, that... the one who made the advertisement?"

When the store owner reminded him, the passers-by outside the store also looked at Lin Ye, and a sharp-eyed little girl called out, "It's Lin Ye!"

"Big star! Did you really join the army?" "My brother joined the army because of your advertisement!" "He is back, so you are not a 'secret weapon'?" "Lin Ye, you are so handsome! "Can you sign me?" "It's so caring to raise small animals!" "Can you take a group photo?"

Lin Ye did not expect to be recognized after five months. In addition to many requests such as autographs and group photos, there are also many questions about Zerg and war. Lin Ye is not proficient in the way of "playing Tai Chi". Knowing that there are too many mistakes, and that you can't reveal a word about "confidentiality", you just smile and say nothing.

It wasn't until his face became stiff with laughter that he "escaped" from the place of right and wrong under the cover of the shop owner. The shop owner happily refused Lin Ye's payment, "With your light, maybe I will be on the news tomorrow! This is a mouse The food is a little bit of my heart, and you will be free of charge when you come to our store to buy mouse food!"

After all, the "doll" behind him didn't make it. Now that he's gone, he won't get a penny, and he might face a fine. Seeing that Lin Ye, whom he has always looked down upon, is so popular, he scolded himself bloody just now The owner of the shop at the head was also very respectful to him, and Han Yuan threw away the cat's paw prop in his hand angrily.

And at the moment when Lin Ye suddenly turned his head, he happened to bend down to pick it up again very spinelessly, and when his eyes met, Han Yuan stiffened from embarrassment.

Lin Ye didn't look at him again, Han Yuan's misfortune didn't make him feel very happy, but it didn't arouse his "Holy Mother's heart" and kindness to help "poor relatives". "Cousin" can't cause any waves.

I don't know if Lin Ye, the well-known winner of the Mecha League and the protagonist of the so-called "Secret Federation Weapon" rumored to appear leisurely in the "Pet Shop" was seen by the envoys of the "Post-Empire Government-in-Exile". They believed that the federation did not cultivate the so-called "secret weapon" to trigger the crusade war, and the stalemate "peace talks" actually developed further.

The "post-imperial government-in-exile" decided to send its "crown prince" to Neton for the final peace talks.

However, at this moment, General Duncan fulfilled the sentence "on call at any time"-Lin Ye suddenly received an order.