[Onmyoji] How to attack Gouzi deliberately

Two demons and one person are watching a baby together.

This baby girl born from the bamboo, even though she is still small, is as cute as a snowball.However, from her delicate facial features and big eyes that look forward to looking forward, it can also be seen that she must be an outstanding beauty—and those golden shining eyes reveal her inhuman identity.After all, she was still a child. The baby girl touched and looked around. After a while, she got tired, rolled up the cloth on her body, and fell asleep sweetly.

The big tengu looked at the little guy's wrinkled coat and the drool dripping from it, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

——Throw this dress away tomorrow.

Although it used to be his coat.

This is also a choice of last resort. Yuan Boya was originally afraid of his personality of wearing an extra coat, so if he took off his coat, it might be very indecent.Not to mention that Boya had just gone through hard labor and was lying on the ground again, with mud all over his clothes.Even if Yuan Boya is willing to take it off, the big tengu will probably throw it back for him.

As for the Lord of Arakawa...has anyone ever seen an otter in clothes?Obviously not, and the Lord of Arakawa in the otter state doesn't think there is any problem with his cool ass.

"It's so cute." Yuan Boya said, poking the little guy with his finger, causing the other party to murmur without meaning.

She is really a very well-behaved and cute child.

"Okay, so now..." Ootengu paused, "How should I take care of this baby girl?"

Her gender was confirmed by Ootengu when he took off his coat to hug her. Ootengu was afraid that he might be mistaken, so he checked it repeatedly before turning around and announcing it to the other two friends. Covering his face, he almost wrote "I didn't expect you to be such a big dog" on his forehead.

Big Tengu really felt that his self-cultivation was getting better and better recently.

For example, now, Yuan Boya blurted out——

"Are you really going to raise her?"

——Ootengu didn't get angry either.

He just frowned, and said hesitantly: "Otherwise? She obviously doesn't have the ability to survive by herself."

"But...how about this?" Yuan Boya asked worriedly.

This question was a bit strange, Datengu didn't answer for a moment, Yuan Boya thought for a while, and seemed to have accumulated a lot of words in his stomach.He didn't hold back, and poured it all out in one breath: "Of course human children are easy to raise. They will be fine if they eat, drink and drink well. At most, they can teach them how to speak. When they reach the age, they can just hire a teacher. But she is a human. Is it? No, she is a monster!"

"What's wrong with the monster?" The two monster men present all showed inexplicable expressions.

"Ghosts are a very large group. For example, you definitely can't use the method of raising a snow girl to raise lantern ghosts. Otherwise, if you stuff the lantern ghosts into the snow, if they don't go out with a puff, I'll settle the score with you." Boya rolled her eyes heavily, "Do you know what her recipe is? There are all kinds of recipes for monsters, can she tell what is edible? Don't tell me to eat human flesh, If she really eats this, I can kill her right now. But even if not, there are still some things that are difficult for us to help. For example, I heard that there is a monster called toilet ghost, which specializes in Eating in the urinal..."

"Pooh."

The Lord of Arakawa spat out the dried fish in his mouth in one gulp: "How about some morals? I'm still eating."

"..." Yuan Boya choked for a moment, and his voice became weaker, "I have never seen you not eating."

The Lord of Arakawa squinted at him: "You are jealous of my little belly." After he finished speaking, he slapped his little belly loudly, "Whatever he does so much, just feed him dried fish , do not eat and starve to death."

Big Tengu glanced at him sideways: "He hasn't grown teeth yet."

Yuan Boya wondered: "You are both monsters, so you can't figure out other people's recipes at all?"

Ootengu and Lord Arakawa looked at each other, both a little dazed.Among them, the big tengu opened his mouth first: "Uh... I have been like this since I became a monster. I have never aged and I have no childhood - it seems that Yatengu has it? But I really don't have it, and she doesn't have wings. Tengu Your childhood should not be used as a reference, right?"

The Lord of Arakawa patted his belly again: "This king has been an otter since he can remember."

Neither of them seemed to have any useful advice to offer.

At this time, the Lord of Arakawa said again: "However, this king can raise fish, and the level of fish farming is super good."

"..."

Big Tengu stretched out his hand and pressed him down: "Okay, there's nothing for you here."

"Let go, this king can raise crabs, he can also raise shells, this king has also stolen chickens, hatched eggs, robbed tigers, hugged boars, this king is versatile and can raise everything... woo woo woo..."

Big Tengu repeated blankly: "I've already told you, okay, you have nothing to do here."

Yuan Boya opened his mouth wide, as if he still couldn't believe it: "He really hatched eggs?"

Ootengu paused - is this the time to pay attention? ——But it was hard not to answer. In the end, Ootengu couldn't help bringing up this topic. He didn't know how many stupid things he had endured from the Lord of Arakawa: "Well, he even wrote to me and asked me how I hatched."

The last few words, Ootengu said through gritted teeth——

It’s okay to ask such strange questions, but also write a lot of strange words that seem to be civilized but actually don’t make sense. The big tengu didn’t understand it for the first time, so he stupidly wrote back to ask the Lord of Arakawa, what did you say—— —The Lord of Arakawa replied in plain language with disgust, big tengu, your literary accomplishment is not good.

What the hell is the literary quality not good.

Yuan Boya opened his mouth even wider when he heard this kind of gossip that even Qing Xingdeng didn't know about, "Oh my god, you, big tengu... have you ever hatched an egg?"

Big Tengu was a little dazed by this sentence at the time——

Does he look like a monster that hatches eggs?

Before the big tengu sneered, Yuan Boya was a little lost, lowered his voice and said in a small voice: "Actually, Kagura also hatched eggs. When she was only five or six years old, she picked up a quail egg and said it was a monster egg." , to be hatched to become a shikigami, she was crushed by her ass that afternoon... So, in fact, whether it is a human or a monster, it should have hatched eggs...?"

Daitengu declined to discuss the issue.

If the discussion continues, my IQ will be reduced to the same level as some idiot.

In order to avoid this kind of endless digression, Big Tengu cleared his throat and made a final decision: "Let's try all kinds of milk first, and if she doesn't eat it, then try other things."

"What kind of milk?" Lord Arakawa asked, "Human milk, cow's milk, goat's milk?"

Big Tengu thought about it carefully: "It's better not to attract the attention of humans. Although it is simple to steal the livestock, it is easy to be noticed."

Most of the families who can afford to raise cattle and sheep are not ordinary poor.

The Lord of Arakawa also thought hard: "I know that dolphins and whales can both produce milk, but those are marine products, which are not produced in Arakawa. If you want to do it, it will be troublesome. I am afraid that there will be no time."

"Uh." Yuan Boya looked east and west, uh, for a long time, "... Is there something I haven't considered? Uh, I mean, why are we going to grab it? Can't we buy it? Even if you don’t have money, I have it.”

Big Tengu: "..."

Lord of Arakawa: "..."

Yuan Boya looked around in fear: "Why are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong?"

"No." It's because you didn't say anything wrong, so the big tengu's mood is very complicated. I don't know if it's a kind of complicated mood that the stupid Boya I know has finally grown up, or it's the kind of oh my god Boya couldn't compare to the grief, indignation and distress, "You are very right."

Yuan Boya's expression was particularly wrong.

Big Tengu wondered, "What's wrong with you?"

"You better stop praising me." Yuan Boya shrank his neck, "I'm flustered when you're like this."

Big Tengu: "..."

Promise!

"Then what are we doing now?" Lord Arakawa asked, "Going out to buy cows?"

The big tengu pulled his unlined clothes, and he was forced to take off his outer cover to the baby girl. It was the first time he wore such a little, and the big tengu felt very uncomfortable-he replied: "I'll change a new one, and then go out."

He reminded Yuan Boya.

Yuan Boya can't wear this suit anymore: "I'll change it too."

The Lord of Arakawa stared at the two people dumbfounded, and almost couldn't hold the dried fish in his hand: "You all have new clothes to wear."

"Hmm." Isn't this obvious?

"Why didn't I? My king wants to wear new clothes too! My king wants to wear new clothes too!"

What clothes do you want an otter?No one will have any objections if you run naked outside and blow your ass in the wind, okay?However, the lord of Arakawa made too much fuss, Ootengu couldn't do anything about it, so he had to tear one piece from the cloth wrapping the baby girl, wrap two around the lord of Arakawa's forehead, and tied a bow: " Here, new clothes."

Lord Arakawa was silent for ten seconds.

With an expression of disbelief, he raised his little paw and touched the bow.

"Whoa! I'm not doing it! I just want new clothes!"

Uh, this is really not.

……

Half an hour later, the big tengu who had changed his clothes squatted on the ground in confusion, coaxing the Lord of Arakawa: "Don't be angry, I said the wrong thing, good boy, let's go out together. The human market is super fun, There are Jinpingtang and various snacks, they are delicious, let’s go together. I will pay for it.”

The Lord of Arakawa clearly showed a look of being tempted.

But what surprised Big Tengu was that he refused with a heartbroken face: "No, I have more important things to do."

...Is he hallucinating?

What else is more important to the Lord of Arakawa than food?

Probably Ootengu's expression was too explicit, and the Lord of Arakawa suddenly showed an insulted expression.He waved his little hand with humiliation, and ordered: "Go and buy cows and sheep, and I'll get another necessities for the little guy!"

What necessities?Diapers?

Fortunately, the Lord of Arakawa didn't think it was something to hide: "I'll get her some foster mothers."

Grasp.

a few.

adoptive mother...

Okay, Ootengu gave up the idea of ​​persuading the Lord of Arakawa, as long as the Lord of Arakawa is happy about such a trivial matter.

……

That night, Bai Qingming's door was knocked again by a monster.

It was a Kappa who knocked on the door: "The carp spirit suddenly disappeared."

Just woke up, still a little bit angry, although I said that I don’t want to rely on the memory of the previous life anymore, but when I fell asleep, my first reaction was this. Bai Qingming showed a reliable smile: "Don't be afraid, let's find Fox go!"

The demon fox thousands of miles away suddenly sneezed.