traitor plan

The trouble caused by this guy in the system still requires Tiandao, who is hardworking and hard-working, to wipe his ass. Watching Xuandu walk up to a mountain with heavy steps, and looking up and down to see if there will be any so-called old gods who want to kneel, Tiandao is quick-eyed. He threw Laozi who was leaning on the tree and was about to fall asleep, and then waved his sleeves without taking away a cloud, and continued to watch the show in the sky.

Leaving aside what it feels like to be dozed off comfortably one second with a dazed face, and to be thrown in front of his future apprentice the next, Xuandu has already been overwhelmed by this sudden change in the plot. Scared half to death, okay!He thought it was another gangster plotting against him, so he jumped out all of a sudden.

Thanks to my thick skin, I was able to calm down, so under Xuandu's vigilant expression, he silently patted the ashes on his buttocks, picked up the jade whisk that was on the ground, and even rubbed his hair and hair sticky Grass roots, dust and other things that were together, only then pretended to fling them to the side.

"Pindao is Taiqing Laozi. Recently, I saw that you are so sincerely seeking the immortal way, and you have a predestined relationship with the poor way. I am very happy. I wonder if you would like to be the first disciple of the poor way?"

In fact, there are not too many problems in terms of the attire and the tone of the question. However, it appeared on the face of this pretentious Taoist priest in front of him—although he has a strong and immortal style, he is also Ling Ran and noble. Inviolable, but all of these cannot conceal that he is a man who is about the same age as Xuandu. Judging by his figure, he is definitely not as tall as Xuandu, who has been eating prehistoric beast meat for several years now.

Thinking about this guy's weird way of appearing on the stage, which power would fall directly from the sky! ?Besides, it has been said that when you encounter mountains, you will kneel. Even if you didn't say that you knelt down a few mountains to move Lao Tzu, it doesn't mean that you don't even kneel before you come to your door automatically, right?That task is really too funny.

Although he decided that this was a guy who didn't know where to make trouble, but looking at this guy who finally appeared in front of him, who was in line with his modern aesthetics and looked very weak, Xuandu was still a lot of people who didn't bother with him, and even He said very politely, "Excuse me."

Lao Tzu/System/Heavenly Way: "..."

I really couldn't accept this, even the tone of my voice changed suddenly, "You, aren't you looking for a teacher, are you looking for the way of immortality?"

"That's right," Xuan Du replied without any hesitation, but after thinking about the last sentence, he said, "At least it's right to find a teacher."

Lao Tzu almost laughed angrily at this, and shook the jade whisk in his hand again, "Then what do you mean by that, you don't think I'm too clear about Lao Tzu?"

Xuandu looked at him speechlessly when he heard the words, "Brother, let's stop making trouble, look at your face, I really think you can bear the burden of an 'old man' by painting all your hair white." word?"

However, before Lao Tzu exploded, Xuan Du suddenly remembered something, and patted his head, "I'm confused. It is said that immortals can stay young forever, so you can't judge you by age."

Lao Tzu's complexion finally became a little bit better. Just as he wanted to praise "a child can be taught", he was blocked by Xuan Du's next words!

"I don't care who you are, anyway, I don't have the desire to seek immortality, why don't we discuss it, and you can do a good deed and send me back to the land of the human race?"

Looking at the guy in front of him, I finally understood that he really didn't have any intention of seeking immortality, let alone apprenticeship, and his expression turned cold at the moment, too lazy to waste any more words with this guy.

Just kidding, if you have this kind of kung fu, why not practice hard on the soft cloud bed in Kunlun?

He is just a mortal, how important can his wishes be?

Lao Tzu snorted softly, nodded lightly to Xuandu who was looking forward to it, and when he saw Xuandu's instant excitement was about to burst out, he flicked the jade whisk in his hand again, and praised: "Er is a person with great perseverance and great conduct, and he should be my disciple of Taiqing Laozi."

Xuandu wanted to say something more, but in the next second, the bullet box disguised by the system suddenly appeared in front of his eyes: Congratulations to the host, the progress is rapid, and he has won the affirmation of Taiqing, the head of the Sanqing. It's my chosen man!Please host continue to work hard and reach the pinnacle of life!

The pinnacle of life?This is the lowest point of my life!

Xuandu took three steps back in an instant, took a deep breath by taking advantage of the distance, and bowed ninety degrees, "Thank you for your appreciation, but I don't have any great ambitions to cultivate immortality, I just want to eat and die! "

I thought that since I have offended Lao Tzu so thoroughly and rejected my words so clearly, as a future saint, I would never force myself to be such an apprentice, but Xuandu completely underestimated Lao Tzu's determination to become a saint!It is reasonable for any future saint to pass the last hurdle before sanctification.

Lao Tzu let out a deep breath, feeling the deep malice of Heaven towards him, but facing the opportunity of sanctification, no matter how unwilling he was, he couldn't just ignore it.

Therefore, Fuchen flicked again, took the person captive and left, nodded with great certainty while going up to the sky, and began to talk nonsense without changing his face, "Such conduct, as expected, I should be regarded as the first disciple of my Taiqing."

Without a word, Xuandu who was taken away: ...

The small fireworks of the system's celebration exploded again. The beautiful colors and bold fonts congratulated him on his success.

However, Xuandu always wanted to respond to this.

Your mother exploded, you know?

You, mom, fried!

Seeing it getting farther and farther away from the ground, watching the incomparably tall mountains, rocks and trees shrink into a picture, Xuan Dadu, a terrestrial animal, yelled the last word heartbreakingly, and then fainted heroically.

Although Lao Tzu Taiqing expressed his incomparable dislike for this mortal, at least he didn't bear him directly from the height of [-] meters.Although he really wanted to do this, but after all, it was his foundation for sanctification...

Speaking of this, I get angry, why my foundation of sanctification is this stupid, weak and lazy mortal, so irritated!

However, after three days, I returned to Kunlun again. Facing the eyes of my younger brothers, I expressed my stomachache. Don’t think that I won’t be able to see the primitiveness over there. You obviously want to know too, but are you just using Tongtian as a spearman? ? !

But fortunately, Tongtian didn't think so much, he always had something to ask, he didn't pay attention to the noble image like the original, he just leaned over and looked at the incompetent human who was thrown to the ground by Lao Tzu all of a sudden .

"Brother, this is the apprentice you said you want to teach?" Tong Tian touched his chin to express his curiosity, although he also wanted a soft apprentice, the best one had beautiful feathers and could move freely. Kneading taught him spells and so on by the way, but looking at the one brought back by the elder brother today, let's not talk about the qualifications...

"Brother, he is a mortal, the kind of mortal created by Nu Wa by kneading mud." Tong Tianfan expressed his dislike for things related to Nu Wa, especially since this human being is the foundation of Nu Wa's sanctification. The anticipation disappeared without a trace, "Brother, are you sure you did not make a mistake, so you brought back such a thing."

"This thing" who just woke up after being knocked on the mud said: ...

You, think, for, me, happy, intended, do you!

What kind of divine consciousness Tongtian is, he immediately realized that Xuandu was completely awake, and immediately forgot who it was just now, frowning with distaste, and directly lifted him from the ground.

In the prehistoric world, for a long time no one dared to mention him like a chicken, Xuandu's heart just collapsed at this moment!

Okay, I really want to do a frustrated forward bend, is that okay?Especially when looking at Tong Tian who is full of vigor and youth...

At this time, Xuandu missed the comfortable Feng clan even more, he took a deep breath, and then said very sincerely, "I also feel that my qualifications are low, and I really don't deserve to be this disciple. , or else, send me back... No, no, or else, let’s say goodbye right away, and I’ll go back by myself."

I gave him a sad look and didn't express anything, but Tongtian immediately laughed, "Do you think you can go back like this after falling into our hands? Hahaha..."

Before he finished laughing, Yuanyuan slapped him from the back of his head, "Stop imitating the nonsense of those monster races!"

After teaching his younger brother a lesson, Yuanyuan gave Xuandu a particularly innocent look, "Since you're here, let's practice hard. At any rate, you can be regarded as self-aware. Don't insult my Sanqing's name casually in the future."

Xuandu: ...Fucking egomaniac!

But at this time, I can finally see that no matter how much I dislike myself on the surface, I am afraid that the point of not letting myself go down the mountain will never change. When things have developed to this point, even if Xuandu feels fucked up again, he can only accept.

He rolled up his sleeves, and said bitterly, "Tell me, what exactly do you want me to do? Don't say that you value my qualifications, and you really think I'm stupid?"

He was so disrespectful, but Lao Tzu didn't feel any displeasure. Instead, he finally chuckled and narrowed his long and narrow phoenix eyes lazily, "It's good that you understand. The way of heaven asked me to teach you, then teach me, Let’s talk about when I become a saint.”

It was only after a while that they realized that they were really three brothers, and the way they laughed together as if pointing something was carved out of the same mold.