traitor plan

Xuandu and Laozi are probably in a state of mutual dislike now. Laozi had to sacrifice the time of visiting Wuwei Dao for the sake of becoming a saint, to teach Xuandu such a strange flower who does not want to cultivate, while Xuandu is even worse , he didn't get any benefits at all, he was completely forced to listen to Lao Tzu's babbling.

Preaching in prehistoric times is actually a very ridiculous thing, at least Xuandu kept listening to what Lao Tzu said, "Tao can be said, very Tao. Names can be named, very famous. The beginning of the unknown world. The beginning of all things with names." Mother..." I was drowsy after listening to it, with a completely unreal feeling. After a long time, I didn't understand a word and just wanted to fall asleep.

Lao Tzu saw that he rarely preached to his disciples, but the person he listened to started to sleep soundly, his eyes were crooked and his mouth slanted, and he even let out a haha, his heart was extremely bewildered and bewildered, and there was even a little A kind of lack of self-confidence in oneself——Could it be that the sermons I preach are really so boring? ? ? !Obviously, every time I see my second brother preaching, even a rabbit without intelligence listens mesmerizingly!

In silence, I called my younger brother.

Originally, Yuanyuan was still admonishing his family for not knowing how to measure, and his younger brother Tongtian, who had known Taiyi all day long, received the sound transmission from his elder brother in the next second, and listened carefully, but it was his elder brother who asked him to catch him. rabbit! ! ?

Yuan Yuan, who stood there and thought deeply for three seconds, found that he still couldn't comprehend the deep meaning of his elder brother, so he decided to do what his elder brother ordered first.

When I didn't take many steps just now, when I turned around and planned to warn Tongtian about the last sentence, I found that Tongtian had already disappeared, and there was a certain person who had been cheeky and gleefully hiding in the tree. The tripod bird on...

Original: How could King Mader I have such a younger brother with elbows turned outwards! ?

If he didn't want to do such a pointless thing like complaining to that guy Di Jun, he would have asked that demon emperor to discipline his younger brother well, at least not to bring his little Tongtian down all the time, okay? ?

My younger brother is always the best, a certain subconscious younger brother has never thought about whether a large part of it is also Tongtian who brought Tai Yi to harm! !

Can Di Jun bother them too...

But what I have to say is that Yuanyuan is definitely an efficient person. From the first time he received the message from his elder brother, he tried his best to use his spiritual sense to find the tens of thousands of extraordinary people in Kunlun Mountain. Among the rabbits he planted, he even selected ten of the most beautiful ones, and sent them to his elder brother in a hurry.

However, after seeing the ten rabbits hanging in the air, Lao Tzu fell silent for a moment, then looked at Yuan Yuan, "It's a pity, let's put them all down."

original:? ? [Be obedient and put down]

Laozi nodded again, and showed a kind smile to his second brother, "Very well, now, close the door and go out, brother, I'm going to start retreat."

retreat?With these ten bouncing rabbits, and a Xuandu retreat who has already dozed off to death?

Yuan Da, who had always been calm and self-sufficient, twitched the corners of his mouth for the first time, and retreated speechlessly.

Seeing that the door of the room was closed again, Lao Tzu purposely set up another barrier with the Tai Chi Diagram to prevent his reckless younger brother Tong Tian from breaking in again, lest his prudent elder brother's image be swept away.

However, as expected of the rabbit chosen by the quasi-sage like Yuanda, all of them are full of energy, lively and cute, completely unaware of what kind of fairy this one in front of him is, and he is still alive and kicking without changing his nature.

But this time, Xuandu, who was sleepy, suddenly felt a heavy blow in his arms, subconsciously touched it, and found something soft and fluffy all over his body, or was it warm?

In fact, anyone who slept soundly and suddenly touched such a thing would wake up suddenly. At least Xuandu gasped and almost didn't choke to death on his own saliva. Staring as big as a longan, he sat up and looked into his arms.

Then... I saw this snow-white, red-eyed, long-eared big fat rabbit in my hand, touched it again, and felt quite comfortable, so I simply hugged this rabbit that jumped up on its own initiative into my arms.

However, this is not over yet. Looking around, the remaining nine rabbits are still staring at him with red glasses. Seeing the look of anticipation, he began to feel deeply sick.

However, compared to the dazzled self, the old man who suddenly got a group of rabbits seems to be more terminally ill...

Facing the annoying gaze of his annoying disciple, Lao Tzu took a deep breath. Although he was very disgusted in his heart, he still looked like a fairy on the surface, "Since you are awake, then listen Speak poorly."

Xuandu rolled his eyes, as if he had met himself 10 minutes later.

Really, 10 minutes is too much.

The pursuit of the Tao is the initial instinct of all creatures. Whether they are intelligent or not, they will be attracted to the truth instinctively. At least I will look at the group of rabbits who have been immersed in his preaching. Seeing that Xuandu, who had already fallen asleep and didn't even know that the rabbit gnawed on his hand, snorted softly, he flung his sleeves and left.

"Hmph, it's not even as good as a group of rabbits who haven't developed their wits, it's so stupid!"

I got angry, I stopped serving, I went back to sleep!

But since one plan fails, naturally another plan must be found!Lao Tzu said that all obstacles on the road to holiness are scum, and he will never be helpless against a mortal so easily!

Since Xuan refused to listen to the ground, he would recite it, no matter what method he used, in short, he must recite the "Tao Te Ching" within three days.

Xuandu never imagined that after the torment of the high school entrance examination, the college entrance examination, the nine-year compulsory education and the fourth and sixth grades of the university, when he came to this difficult ancient era and the prehistoric world, there would be a day Have to face the fear of "reading and reciting the full text"!

Those who are dominated by recitation, raise your hands and let me see you!

Xuandu roared frantically in his heart, and threw the book with more than [-] characters in strange font combinations out of the window without the slightest hesitation.

Do what you like, anyway, I don't recite it.

Xuandu said that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and just wanted to turn around and go back to bed to sleep.

However, as soon as his butt left the futon, he was hit hard on the head in the next second, and he looked down with a full face. It wasn't the "Tao Te Ching" that he just threw out, what else could it be?

"Fuck... I really believed in his evil..."

Xuan Du, who was unwilling to give in just like this, stood up again, and threw out whichever "Tao Te Ching" he was holding in his hand, and this time he exerted all his strength.

However, there is no surprise, whether it is torn, burned, or soaked, it can fall on Xuandu's head accurately within a second.

What suddenly came to my ears was Lao Tzu's slightly mocking tone, which was rare, full of complacency, as if he had let out a bad breath these days.

"A good disciple who is a teacher, you have to endure hardships to become a master. As a teacher, it is also for your own good. As a teacher, I don't say anything within three days. In short, when will you be able to recite it fluently? When will this book stop following you all the time, otherwise, as long as you take a step away from this futon, or take a step away from this book, it will definitely fall on your ground, exactly!"

Xuandu was deeply shocked by this boy with white hair, human face and animal heart, and he killed this guy a hundred times in his heart!

In short, Xuan Du gritted his teeth and sat down, turned the first page with a fierce expression, didn't he just memorize it, the young master is talented, what is a mere [-] words of classical Chinese?

Since he praised Haikou, he probably couldn't escape the slap in the face afterwards. In short, after 10 minutes, Xuandu's thigh was already swollen by himself. Looking at the small words, he realized that he really Miraculously, there is not even a little reflection on what I wrote down before!

In the end, Xuandu turned to the magical system with a broken face, but this time, the system was extraordinarily easy to talk to, and he just patted his chest for a second and promised: the host will be handed over to me, and I will help you rub him in the sea of ​​consciousness. Come on, all you have to do is close the book and read it once.

Xuan Du was really touched by this little dog's rare thoughtfulness, "Thank you!"

The system said haha: It's okay, it's okay, it's a matter of little effort.

While talking, he quickly poked his colleague again: Hurry up and tell me, it’s impossible for an adult to memorize this kind of thing, it’s just like dark cooking, it’s better to force it when you have time he.

Tiandao was silent, always felt that the little dog in the system was more in debt than Zhen, and he was so courageous.

However, Xuandu over there didn't know. To be honest, even when he read it, he stumbled and read it several times, but there were a few words that he would forcefully mispronounce, just like a primary school student who just learned to read. A textbook, all the energy of eating milk was spent, but there was nothing I could do.

After he came out, it turned out that a whole day had passed, and Xuandu was already a ruined city, almost lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.

However, it didn't take long for this small room to be pushed away from the outside. Xuandu thought it was Lao Tzu's madness to make him do something, and was planning to resist death, but what he didn't expect was that, What came in was a certain birdman in golden clothes... Bah, a certain three-legged golden crow.

Xuandu didn't bother to talk to him anymore, he still lay motionless on the ground and pretended to be dead.

However, what I didn't expect was that he didn't move, but Donghuang Taiyi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he turned his head and yelled at Tongtian, "Tongtian! Let's take him!?"

Tongtian: What, what! ?

Xuandu:? ? ?