The stranded beetle used to only fight each other in the circle of friends, but never sent him a message.
Didn't this guy stay and fly with Hao Meimei?Why are you still texting him?
Confused, Zhang Zhang looked at the message sent to him by the stranded beetle:
Baby, thank you for saving me who was stranded. If you still don’t understand, go to Moments.
"..." Zhang Zhang's mind went blank for a moment, and he subconsciously exited the chat interface, entered the circle of friends, and then saw the latest circle of friends.
The stranded beetle posted a photo. In the photo, surrounded by trees, warm sunlight poured down from the dense canopy, and the person bathed in the sunlight was a young man with a mobile phone in his hand.
The photos also had no accompanying text, but in conjunction with the Moments that Zhang Zhang just posted, the two ordinary photos immediately set off a huge wave in Moments.
Innocent: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Stir-fried sausage with vermicelli: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
How Insects and Mollusks Love: They're Public, Right?right?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Born to be rotten: I finally waited for this day, tears in my eyes QAQ
……
The stranded beetle circle of friends fell, and so did Zhang Zhang's circle of friends. However, Zhang Zhang didn't care about these things at all. All he could think about was...
"It turns out that you're the fuck that snatched my girlfriend!"
Jia Chong pressed Zhang Zhang, who was furious, to a nearby tree: "Hao Meimei doesn't even know me, do you think I'll steal your girlfriend?"
"Who else can you have?"
Jia Chong didn't answer but said, "I didn't expect you to be very reluctant to part with Hao Meimei."
"You led me astray and you still have the nerve to ridicule me!"
Jia Chong showed sadness: "It seems that you are unwilling to be with me."
"That's not it." Having said that, Zhang Zhang couldn't help laughing, unable to pretend anymore.
Jia Chong lowered his head and kissed the corner of Zhang Zhang's upturned mouth: "Unfortunately, it's too late for you to regret it now, are you sure I won't be lonely without that mouth behind you?"
Zhang Zhang looked at Jia Chong in surprise, he didn't expect Jia Chong to have sex with him suddenly, so he couldn't help saying "smelly hooligan".
The "stinky hooligan" pressed Zhang Zhang against the tree and kissed him fiercely.
The wedding of the two had been prepared by Jia Chong when Zhang Zhang was hospitalized.
Half a month before the wedding, the wedding company in charge of the wedding designed the electronic invitations for their wedding and sent them to Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong respectively, so that they could invite their friends.
Zhang Zhang was in debt, so he sent the e-invitation directly to Moments, and then, his Moments once again fell to the ground.
By the time Zhang Zhang realized that this was inappropriate and wanted to delete the e-invitation circle of friends, it was already too late. Almost everyone who followed him and Jia Chong knew the time and place of his and Jia Chong's wedding.
The poisonous snake replied to the revengeful octopus: Let me tell you what is good about you. If you say that if I scold you, your beetle will definitely not like it. Don't scold you. You are so stupid, I feel really sorry.
The vengeful octopus replied to the poisonous snake: Look at my nickname.
The viper replies to the vengeful octopus: what does that mean?
The vengeful octopus replied to the poisonous snake: I originally wanted to change it back to "the octopus of sexual fortune", but after thinking about it, the revenge of taking away my girlfriend has not yet been avenged, so I am not reconciled!
The poisonous snake replied to the octopus with revenge: You are about to marry a beetle, so is it interesting to mention those old sesame seeds and rotten millet?
The vengeful octopus replied to the poisonous snake: On the day of the wedding, brother, you must bring enough gift money, otherwise, a 50-meter long knife is waiting for you (smile)
Meng Yifan didn't talk nonsense with Zhang Zhang in Moments, dialed Jia Chong's phone, and began to sue Zhang Zhang: "You also care about your wife, he is always thinking about Hao Meimei!"
Jia Chong let out a groan, but there was no more to say.
Meng Yifan was surprised: "Don't you care? Your wife still remembers his ex-girlfriend."
"Zhang Zhang doesn't have amnesia, remember Hao Meimei, isn't it normal?" Jia Chong said, looking at Zhang Zhang who was sitting next to him with a fruit knife peeling apples into puree, "bring a good gift, otherwise the 50-meter-long knife It could turn into 100 meters."
Meng Yifan choked with anger: "You husband and wife are now working together to bully me, don't you forget that I am still your matchmaker!"
"You're right. As a matchmaker, gift money should not be less."
Meng Yifan: "..." Jia Chong, begging so hard to ask for gifts from him, why don't you be embarrassed, you don't need money, so why bully him, an unemployed vagrant who is still on probation?
Of course, Meng Yifan didn't dare to question Jia Chong, he hung up the phone silently, and then started to call other cronies to borrow money, but the borrowing was not enough, and in the end he had no choice but to think of a crooked idea.
"The gift money is not enough, let's make up for a luxury car!" Meng Yifan pointed to the hundreds of sports cars downstairs that have already been marked as wedding cars, and chattered with Zhang Zhang, "How about it? Enough face!"
Zhang Zhang looked at Jia Chong next to Meng Yifan speechlessly: "The agreement is simple and low-key, isn't this a bit too exaggerated?" If the gadgets are activated together, the whole community will not be hit by an earthquake!
Jia Chong nodded in agreement: "Lao Meng, you have used all your connections, haven't you?"
Meng Yifan sighed with a bitter face: "No, so if the two of you don't appreciate it today, you will be sorry for the painstaking efforts of me, a matchmaker."
In view of the friendship between Jia Chong and Meng Yifan, although Zhang Zhang did not accept it in his heart, he nodded his thanks before Jia Chong rejected Meng Yifan:
"Then thank you, Brother Meng."
As soon as hundreds of luxury supercar wedding cars appeared on the street, they immediately became the focus of the people in the city. Zhang Zhang didn't really realize that his wedding with Jia Chong was because of one of his wedding cars. A careless move is destined not to be low-key.
According to Zhang Zhang, the wedding between him and Jia Chong was a simple indoor wedding, and the only highlight was to show the details of Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong's relationship on the big screen.
However, when the head car arrived at the entrance of the hotel where the wedding was held, there were already thousands of people waiting at the entrance, holding up various lights, which looked very lively.
Zhang Zhang leaned on the car window and asked Jia Chong: "Are there any big stars here today? Why are there so many fans?"
Jia Chong had answered a phone call from Zhao Tian before, so he was fairly familiar with the situation outside the hotel at the moment.
Jia Chong pointed helplessly at a light sign not far away: "Look for yourself, they all came to the wedding at your invitation."
"..." Zhang Zhang didn't look at the light board in the hand of the long-legged girl outside the car, but turned to look at Jia Chong. He didn't see the expression of reproach on Jia Chong's face, but...
"Look at the schadenfreude on your face, I dare say this wedding has nothing to do with you, it's just me!" He also regretted sending that electronic invitation to Moments, but by the time he realized that it was inappropriate, it was already too late.
Jia Chong smiled and pinched Zhang Zhang's pretended indignation face: "Of course the wedding is not yours alone, so Lao Gong has already figured out a way for you."
Hearing Jia Chong claiming to be an old Gong, Zhang Zhang couldn't help but feel hot, but he still asked shyly, "What can I do?"
"Since they are here, they are all guests. I have already prepared the venue for them to watch the ceremony."
"...You are very thoughtful."
Jia Chong exaggeratedly sighed: "Who told me to marry a wife is too careless."
Zhang Zhang: "..." Let's not argue with you for now, wait until the wedding is over!
In order not to prevent the two newcomers from being unable to enter the wedding venue for a while, and waiting for the fans from the circle of friends to create enough atmosphere, their own staff and security guards lead them into the viewing venue prepared by Jia Chong in advance.
When the people at the door had almost dispersed, Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong got out of the car amidst a burst of ear-splitting gun salutes, and went directly into the backstage of the wedding from the side door.
Zhang Zhang peeked out his head from the small door in the backstage, and at a glance he saw the circle of friends viewing group arranged at the outermost edge of the wedding scene. Looking at the black head, Zhang Zhang suddenly felt a little nervous and dizzy.
"You said I'm fine, what's the matter with you!"
Zhang Zhang couldn't help complaining to himself, which caused Jia Chong to chuckle: "Very good, now our wedding will be unforgettable forever."
"..." The speechless Zhang Zhang withdrew his gaze, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of Deng Mengting who was sitting under the rostrum, "I'll go! Why did you bring your ex-fiancee here too!"
"This has nothing to do with me," Jia Chong said innocently, "She was the one who begged for nothing to get the wedding invitation from me, saying that she came to witness with her own eyes how a lover in her family finally got married. Didn't you See that she is sitting in the relatives and friends seat over there."
Zhang Zhang took a closer look and found that the table where Deng Mengting was sitting was indeed surrounded by his relatives and friends, so he blushed: "What should I do if I suddenly feel sorry for the girl?"
"I also understood this at the beginning, so I agreed to play a play with her, and later we met you in the mall, and it was only to make you and me reconcile, so I deliberately made a gesture of intimacy."
Zhang Zhang recalled meeting Jia Chong and Deng Mengting who were watching a movie together when he was eating with Manman in the mall: "No wonder she left so freely afterwards."
Jia Chong held Zhang Zhang's hand: "Okay, it's time for us to go up."
The wedding officially began. Unlike ordinary weddings for men and women, Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong’s wedding omitted many cutscenes. In the sound of the wedding march, the two of them appeared directly in front of everyone. Under the guidance of the host, the wedding proceeded Simple and fast.
This made the friends in the circle of friends on the periphery of the wedding scene deeply regretful. Although they were a little far away and couldn't see the two people on the stage clearly, they still felt that the wedding was too short and they didn't see enough.
As a result, a small group of people in Weixi gradually became lively.
Born to Rot: (Video)
Born to be rotten: mobile phone scum pixels, can't clearly see the two people hugging and kissing on the stage (crazy)
Insects and software are finally in love: I can't see their expressions when they kiss each other with [-] glasses (crying)
……
There was a sound of wailing in the group, and suddenly a Wannian diving party named "Miss Mengting" sent a photo of the wedding scene. The expressions of Chong and Zhang Zhang kissing together are clearly visible, obviously the photo was taken very close to the rostrum.
Innocent: Big brother begging for a video!
I'm already an old sausage: @梦婷大小姐 is really a boss!
Born to be rotten: Big brother asks for a video!
Insects and software finally fall in love: Big brother asks for a video!
……
Amidst the calls for a video, Deng Mengting gave an evil laugh and posted the video taken during the wedding to the group. When Jia Chong in the video put a green emerald beetle on Zhang Zhang's left chest, Zhang Zhang Unable to control his emotions, Zhang rushed to Jia Chong, and the two embraced and kissed together. At this time, the group immediately exploded, but no one chatted, only the screams of Shui'er swiped the screen.
Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong naturally didn't care about the news on Weixi, and they went on their honeymoon as soon as their wedding was over.
For the wedding, Zhang Zhang only wanted simplicity, but for the honeymoon trip, Zhang Zhang put forward several requirements, one of which was:
"Jia Chong, I want to go to a place where there are only the two of us, there is no Man Man, no Yuan Yuan and Bao Bao, just the two of us!" Zhang Zhang, who was almost driven crazy by the three brats, has a deep understanding of the word "quiet". Extraordinary yearning.
Therefore, following his wife's instructions, Mr. Jia flew to an uninhabited island with Zhang Zhang in his newly purchased small passenger plane.
On the first day when he arrived on the island, Zhang Zhang felt that the world is so beautiful, the sky is so blue, the sun is so warm, the trees are so green, the beach is so soft, the sea is so...
Most importantly, it was so quiet, except for the sound of the waves beating on the beach, he could only hear his and Jia Chong's voices.
However, three days later, Zhang Zhang knew what a terrible thing it was to only hear his and Jia Chong's voices.
Because the voices of himself and Jia Chong he heard were basically like this...
"Baby, you're awesome, you hold me so tight!"
"Um... ah..." Countless um ah ah are omitted here.
"Honey, there's no one here, what are you wearing? Do you want me to take it off for you?"
"don't want……"
"The sea water here is too cold, don't be greedy for the cold, if you still don't get up, I will let you experience the two worlds of ice and fire."
"..." If you don't hold me down, I will definitely get up!
Zhang Zhang was pressed on the beach without a thread, with soft white sand and warm sea water under his body, and Jia Chong's scorching body on his body. This... almost became his and Jia Chong's daily routine.
Zhang Zhang, with blurred eyes, squinted his eyes to feel the extreme pleasure in his body and the sunlight pouring down from above, and a song of lyrics suddenly flashed in his mind out of time:
Sunshine, sand, waves, cacti, and an old captain...
The next morning, Zhang Zhang thought of the lyrics again.
"Captain, can we not sail today?"
"Okay, honey, we won't sail today," Zhang Zhang heard Jia Chong say before he had time to be happy, "Today, let's go with the flow."
Then, before they had time to put on clothes, they lay down together in the small boat outside the house, letting the sea water wash over the hull, while the two folded in the small boat, drifting with the oscillating wooden boat.
On the beach, a green emerald beetle lay quietly on the white sand, shining a soft color in the sun. At a glance, it looked like a newborn baby turtle. It was the first time Zhang Zhang saw it. Jia Chong breathed lightly on the head, that little "earth turtle".
Didn't this guy stay and fly with Hao Meimei?Why are you still texting him?
Confused, Zhang Zhang looked at the message sent to him by the stranded beetle:
Baby, thank you for saving me who was stranded. If you still don’t understand, go to Moments.
"..." Zhang Zhang's mind went blank for a moment, and he subconsciously exited the chat interface, entered the circle of friends, and then saw the latest circle of friends.
The stranded beetle posted a photo. In the photo, surrounded by trees, warm sunlight poured down from the dense canopy, and the person bathed in the sunlight was a young man with a mobile phone in his hand.
The photos also had no accompanying text, but in conjunction with the Moments that Zhang Zhang just posted, the two ordinary photos immediately set off a huge wave in Moments.
Innocent: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Stir-fried sausage with vermicelli: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
How Insects and Mollusks Love: They're Public, Right?right?Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Born to be rotten: I finally waited for this day, tears in my eyes QAQ
……
The stranded beetle circle of friends fell, and so did Zhang Zhang's circle of friends. However, Zhang Zhang didn't care about these things at all. All he could think about was...
"It turns out that you're the fuck that snatched my girlfriend!"
Jia Chong pressed Zhang Zhang, who was furious, to a nearby tree: "Hao Meimei doesn't even know me, do you think I'll steal your girlfriend?"
"Who else can you have?"
Jia Chong didn't answer but said, "I didn't expect you to be very reluctant to part with Hao Meimei."
"You led me astray and you still have the nerve to ridicule me!"
Jia Chong showed sadness: "It seems that you are unwilling to be with me."
"That's not it." Having said that, Zhang Zhang couldn't help laughing, unable to pretend anymore.
Jia Chong lowered his head and kissed the corner of Zhang Zhang's upturned mouth: "Unfortunately, it's too late for you to regret it now, are you sure I won't be lonely without that mouth behind you?"
Zhang Zhang looked at Jia Chong in surprise, he didn't expect Jia Chong to have sex with him suddenly, so he couldn't help saying "smelly hooligan".
The "stinky hooligan" pressed Zhang Zhang against the tree and kissed him fiercely.
The wedding of the two had been prepared by Jia Chong when Zhang Zhang was hospitalized.
Half a month before the wedding, the wedding company in charge of the wedding designed the electronic invitations for their wedding and sent them to Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong respectively, so that they could invite their friends.
Zhang Zhang was in debt, so he sent the e-invitation directly to Moments, and then, his Moments once again fell to the ground.
By the time Zhang Zhang realized that this was inappropriate and wanted to delete the e-invitation circle of friends, it was already too late. Almost everyone who followed him and Jia Chong knew the time and place of his and Jia Chong's wedding.
The poisonous snake replied to the revengeful octopus: Let me tell you what is good about you. If you say that if I scold you, your beetle will definitely not like it. Don't scold you. You are so stupid, I feel really sorry.
The vengeful octopus replied to the poisonous snake: Look at my nickname.
The viper replies to the vengeful octopus: what does that mean?
The vengeful octopus replied to the poisonous snake: I originally wanted to change it back to "the octopus of sexual fortune", but after thinking about it, the revenge of taking away my girlfriend has not yet been avenged, so I am not reconciled!
The poisonous snake replied to the octopus with revenge: You are about to marry a beetle, so is it interesting to mention those old sesame seeds and rotten millet?
The vengeful octopus replied to the poisonous snake: On the day of the wedding, brother, you must bring enough gift money, otherwise, a 50-meter long knife is waiting for you (smile)
Meng Yifan didn't talk nonsense with Zhang Zhang in Moments, dialed Jia Chong's phone, and began to sue Zhang Zhang: "You also care about your wife, he is always thinking about Hao Meimei!"
Jia Chong let out a groan, but there was no more to say.
Meng Yifan was surprised: "Don't you care? Your wife still remembers his ex-girlfriend."
"Zhang Zhang doesn't have amnesia, remember Hao Meimei, isn't it normal?" Jia Chong said, looking at Zhang Zhang who was sitting next to him with a fruit knife peeling apples into puree, "bring a good gift, otherwise the 50-meter-long knife It could turn into 100 meters."
Meng Yifan choked with anger: "You husband and wife are now working together to bully me, don't you forget that I am still your matchmaker!"
"You're right. As a matchmaker, gift money should not be less."
Meng Yifan: "..." Jia Chong, begging so hard to ask for gifts from him, why don't you be embarrassed, you don't need money, so why bully him, an unemployed vagrant who is still on probation?
Of course, Meng Yifan didn't dare to question Jia Chong, he hung up the phone silently, and then started to call other cronies to borrow money, but the borrowing was not enough, and in the end he had no choice but to think of a crooked idea.
"The gift money is not enough, let's make up for a luxury car!" Meng Yifan pointed to the hundreds of sports cars downstairs that have already been marked as wedding cars, and chattered with Zhang Zhang, "How about it? Enough face!"
Zhang Zhang looked at Jia Chong next to Meng Yifan speechlessly: "The agreement is simple and low-key, isn't this a bit too exaggerated?" If the gadgets are activated together, the whole community will not be hit by an earthquake!
Jia Chong nodded in agreement: "Lao Meng, you have used all your connections, haven't you?"
Meng Yifan sighed with a bitter face: "No, so if the two of you don't appreciate it today, you will be sorry for the painstaking efforts of me, a matchmaker."
In view of the friendship between Jia Chong and Meng Yifan, although Zhang Zhang did not accept it in his heart, he nodded his thanks before Jia Chong rejected Meng Yifan:
"Then thank you, Brother Meng."
As soon as hundreds of luxury supercar wedding cars appeared on the street, they immediately became the focus of the people in the city. Zhang Zhang didn't really realize that his wedding with Jia Chong was because of one of his wedding cars. A careless move is destined not to be low-key.
According to Zhang Zhang, the wedding between him and Jia Chong was a simple indoor wedding, and the only highlight was to show the details of Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong's relationship on the big screen.
However, when the head car arrived at the entrance of the hotel where the wedding was held, there were already thousands of people waiting at the entrance, holding up various lights, which looked very lively.
Zhang Zhang leaned on the car window and asked Jia Chong: "Are there any big stars here today? Why are there so many fans?"
Jia Chong had answered a phone call from Zhao Tian before, so he was fairly familiar with the situation outside the hotel at the moment.
Jia Chong pointed helplessly at a light sign not far away: "Look for yourself, they all came to the wedding at your invitation."
"..." Zhang Zhang didn't look at the light board in the hand of the long-legged girl outside the car, but turned to look at Jia Chong. He didn't see the expression of reproach on Jia Chong's face, but...
"Look at the schadenfreude on your face, I dare say this wedding has nothing to do with you, it's just me!" He also regretted sending that electronic invitation to Moments, but by the time he realized that it was inappropriate, it was already too late.
Jia Chong smiled and pinched Zhang Zhang's pretended indignation face: "Of course the wedding is not yours alone, so Lao Gong has already figured out a way for you."
Hearing Jia Chong claiming to be an old Gong, Zhang Zhang couldn't help but feel hot, but he still asked shyly, "What can I do?"
"Since they are here, they are all guests. I have already prepared the venue for them to watch the ceremony."
"...You are very thoughtful."
Jia Chong exaggeratedly sighed: "Who told me to marry a wife is too careless."
Zhang Zhang: "..." Let's not argue with you for now, wait until the wedding is over!
In order not to prevent the two newcomers from being unable to enter the wedding venue for a while, and waiting for the fans from the circle of friends to create enough atmosphere, their own staff and security guards lead them into the viewing venue prepared by Jia Chong in advance.
When the people at the door had almost dispersed, Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong got out of the car amidst a burst of ear-splitting gun salutes, and went directly into the backstage of the wedding from the side door.
Zhang Zhang peeked out his head from the small door in the backstage, and at a glance he saw the circle of friends viewing group arranged at the outermost edge of the wedding scene. Looking at the black head, Zhang Zhang suddenly felt a little nervous and dizzy.
"You said I'm fine, what's the matter with you!"
Zhang Zhang couldn't help complaining to himself, which caused Jia Chong to chuckle: "Very good, now our wedding will be unforgettable forever."
"..." The speechless Zhang Zhang withdrew his gaze, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of Deng Mengting who was sitting under the rostrum, "I'll go! Why did you bring your ex-fiancee here too!"
"This has nothing to do with me," Jia Chong said innocently, "She was the one who begged for nothing to get the wedding invitation from me, saying that she came to witness with her own eyes how a lover in her family finally got married. Didn't you See that she is sitting in the relatives and friends seat over there."
Zhang Zhang took a closer look and found that the table where Deng Mengting was sitting was indeed surrounded by his relatives and friends, so he blushed: "What should I do if I suddenly feel sorry for the girl?"
"I also understood this at the beginning, so I agreed to play a play with her, and later we met you in the mall, and it was only to make you and me reconcile, so I deliberately made a gesture of intimacy."
Zhang Zhang recalled meeting Jia Chong and Deng Mengting who were watching a movie together when he was eating with Manman in the mall: "No wonder she left so freely afterwards."
Jia Chong held Zhang Zhang's hand: "Okay, it's time for us to go up."
The wedding officially began. Unlike ordinary weddings for men and women, Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong’s wedding omitted many cutscenes. In the sound of the wedding march, the two of them appeared directly in front of everyone. Under the guidance of the host, the wedding proceeded Simple and fast.
This made the friends in the circle of friends on the periphery of the wedding scene deeply regretful. Although they were a little far away and couldn't see the two people on the stage clearly, they still felt that the wedding was too short and they didn't see enough.
As a result, a small group of people in Weixi gradually became lively.
Born to Rot: (Video)
Born to be rotten: mobile phone scum pixels, can't clearly see the two people hugging and kissing on the stage (crazy)
Insects and software are finally in love: I can't see their expressions when they kiss each other with [-] glasses (crying)
……
There was a sound of wailing in the group, and suddenly a Wannian diving party named "Miss Mengting" sent a photo of the wedding scene. The expressions of Chong and Zhang Zhang kissing together are clearly visible, obviously the photo was taken very close to the rostrum.
Innocent: Big brother begging for a video!
I'm already an old sausage: @梦婷大小姐 is really a boss!
Born to be rotten: Big brother asks for a video!
Insects and software finally fall in love: Big brother asks for a video!
……
Amidst the calls for a video, Deng Mengting gave an evil laugh and posted the video taken during the wedding to the group. When Jia Chong in the video put a green emerald beetle on Zhang Zhang's left chest, Zhang Zhang Unable to control his emotions, Zhang rushed to Jia Chong, and the two embraced and kissed together. At this time, the group immediately exploded, but no one chatted, only the screams of Shui'er swiped the screen.
Zhang Zhang and Jia Chong naturally didn't care about the news on Weixi, and they went on their honeymoon as soon as their wedding was over.
For the wedding, Zhang Zhang only wanted simplicity, but for the honeymoon trip, Zhang Zhang put forward several requirements, one of which was:
"Jia Chong, I want to go to a place where there are only the two of us, there is no Man Man, no Yuan Yuan and Bao Bao, just the two of us!" Zhang Zhang, who was almost driven crazy by the three brats, has a deep understanding of the word "quiet". Extraordinary yearning.
Therefore, following his wife's instructions, Mr. Jia flew to an uninhabited island with Zhang Zhang in his newly purchased small passenger plane.
On the first day when he arrived on the island, Zhang Zhang felt that the world is so beautiful, the sky is so blue, the sun is so warm, the trees are so green, the beach is so soft, the sea is so...
Most importantly, it was so quiet, except for the sound of the waves beating on the beach, he could only hear his and Jia Chong's voices.
However, three days later, Zhang Zhang knew what a terrible thing it was to only hear his and Jia Chong's voices.
Because the voices of himself and Jia Chong he heard were basically like this...
"Baby, you're awesome, you hold me so tight!"
"Um... ah..." Countless um ah ah are omitted here.
"Honey, there's no one here, what are you wearing? Do you want me to take it off for you?"
"don't want……"
"The sea water here is too cold, don't be greedy for the cold, if you still don't get up, I will let you experience the two worlds of ice and fire."
"..." If you don't hold me down, I will definitely get up!
Zhang Zhang was pressed on the beach without a thread, with soft white sand and warm sea water under his body, and Jia Chong's scorching body on his body. This... almost became his and Jia Chong's daily routine.
Zhang Zhang, with blurred eyes, squinted his eyes to feel the extreme pleasure in his body and the sunlight pouring down from above, and a song of lyrics suddenly flashed in his mind out of time:
Sunshine, sand, waves, cacti, and an old captain...
The next morning, Zhang Zhang thought of the lyrics again.
"Captain, can we not sail today?"
"Okay, honey, we won't sail today," Zhang Zhang heard Jia Chong say before he had time to be happy, "Today, let's go with the flow."
Then, before they had time to put on clothes, they lay down together in the small boat outside the house, letting the sea water wash over the hull, while the two folded in the small boat, drifting with the oscillating wooden boat.
On the beach, a green emerald beetle lay quietly on the white sand, shining a soft color in the sun. At a glance, it looked like a newborn baby turtle. It was the first time Zhang Zhang saw it. Jia Chong breathed lightly on the head, that little "earth turtle".
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