Only warm your heart

Qi Aide is a two-dimensional male singer who has been on the Internet all year round. He is a goddess and a god. He usually likes to sing on the boys' guild channel Piaoxianglou. Recently, when he was climbing the mic, he heard a special voice, although it was not voice-activated. , but this voice attracted him inexplicably, he began to pay attention, and glanced at the man who was on the mic——Wen Jun, "It's a newcomer, I just heard the voice recently, it's a good voice." Qi Aide thought in his heart , I was going to talk about the mic, but today I suddenly wanted to stay a little longer and listen to this newcomer's song.After listening to Wen Jun's several prefaces, Qi Aide thought, "This person's voice is gentle and elegant, and his voice is full of son-in-law, but from the time he speaks, he can hear the integrity and dull temperament, and he feels more honest and easy to bully. Singing in Piaoxianglou, this is not good, let me, the old driver, take care of me, hee hee, why not expand the group of aunts." Usually Qi Aide likes to tease the guys who sing on the same channel everywhere, In Gongping's words, it means hooking up with a group of uncles.Qi Aide suddenly wanted to tease this guy who was singing.So when it was Qi Aide's turn to sing, he said in a goddess voice, "Brother Wen Jun, are you a new singer? Xiao Ai is very polite. Brother Wen Jun likes Xiao Ai's voice?? Xiao Ai Is the voice sweet?" Wen Jun was about to take a break and eat some crayfish during the next wheat sequence, when he suddenly heard this sweet goddess voice, before a bite of crayfish was delivered to his mouth, Qi Aide The sentence scared me into a dry cough, and I turned on the microphone and said, "Hello, Qi Aide, your voice is, uh, sweet". "Pfft, brother Wen Jun is so shy, Xiao Ai likes you singing so much, brother Wen Jun, have you heard Xiao Ai sing before?" Wen Jun was confused, he was new to Piaoxianglou to sing, although he had heard it before Speaking of Piaoxianglou, there is no shortage of female voices. In the past few days, I have heard some singers singing, and I think they are very good, especially Qi Aide, but the false voice of male god and goddess can be confused with real ones.But today he suddenly turned on the microphone to talk to him, Wen Jun felt a little flattered, and Mengxin was still a little nervous when he met the great god.Wen Jun was still in Qi Aide's female voice, and Qi Aide said, "Brother Wenjun, why don't you answer Xiao Ai's words, Xiao Ai asked you, have you heard me sing? Do you like to listen to Xiao Nuan sing?" "Well, I heard it, oh, beautiful, nice, nice." Wen Jun came over in a panic and said, "Really? Xiao Nuan is so happy, then Xiao Nuan sings a song How about giving it to Brother Wenjun?" Qi Aide finished speaking on his own, and before Wenjun could answer, he began to sing, and he sang "Three Thousands of Weak Water" by himself, Wenjun listened to it for a while. I was taken aback for a while, especially the part of Qi Aide's false voice and opera accent is so amazing, Wen Jun thinks he still has this skill, it's too powerful!Wen Jun is immersed in the song.

After the song, "Brother Wenjun, do you like it?" "Well, it sounds good, your opera is so beautiful, it's so powerful." Wenjun praised, "Does Brother Wenjun like Xiao Nuan to sing? If you like it, you can sing it every day." Can I listen to you?" Wen Jun said blankly: "I like it, good...not good, not bad, singing every day? No need." The corners of Qi Aide's mouth raised, this idiot, I didn't expect such a good routine, "Smell Brother Jun, you said you liked it, then Xiao Ai sang it to you every day, you have listened to Xiao Ai's song, but you are Xiao Ai's person." "What, what?!!!" Wen Jun Hearing Qi Aide talking, he suddenly changed the subject, "You said you liked it first, everyone on the public screen knows, my rules, after listening to my song, you are mine. You Don’t you despise him? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...” One of Qi Aide’s false voice tricks, the soft and waxy female voice was crying, and Wen Jun was in a panic, “Wait, wait, wait, what did you just say? Didn’t you ask me if I like it or not? The song you sang? Why are you suddenly mine? Don’t cry? Are you crying for real or fake? Uh..." Wen Jun was completely clueless, "What? You’ve heard and said all of your songs just now If you like it, you agree. Are you going to go back on your word? Huh, huh..." Qi Aide burst into tears, and those who heard it were sad, and those who heard it were crying. Few of them could stand the cry.

"Don't cry, are you really crying? Don't, don't, don't cry, okay, okay, ah, it's not that your voice is bad, it's not about you, ah, your voice is good, Gemei, no, What I want to say, I promise it..." Wen Jun spoke helplessly intermittently, trying to comfort Qi Aide but he didn't know what the situation is now, Qi Aide was still crying with pear blossoms and rain, " Okay, okay, I don't know what to say, I'm slow to react, so whatever you say is what you say."

This is the first time Wen Jun encountered such a thing. He didn't know what to do. The female voice opposite Mike kept crying in his ears, and his heart was trembling, "Then, what you promised just now, does it count? You are not allowed to go back Oh, how about I call you Mrs. Wenlian from now on? The word I gave you is called Wenlian, elegant and gentle, honest and honest, what a good meaning!" Qi Aide cried with a barbaric coquettish air, The speech is soft and waxy, and the acting skills of the voice are superb.Wen Jun was completely dumbfounded, and thought to himself: Maybe Qi Aide likes to play, isn't there a lot of combinations like CP on the Internet, so let's play with him and follow him. "Well, okay, then I'll call you Xiao Ai." Wen Jun thought for a long time, but he really didn't know how to respond to Qi Aide's teasing.

Seeing that his "trick" had succeeded, Qi Aide took in another son-in-law, hahahaha, secretly happy.But he still said angrily and solemnly: "Why don't you call someone a lady, people call you a husband, it's a shame for him." With an indomitable tone, Wen Jun felt a little guilty and weak for some reason. Said: "Liangzi..." "What's the matter, Asi, if you're a man, talk well." Qi Aide said savagely, "Mother, lady..." Wen Jun said something in a very low voice. "Mr. Wen Lian, Xiao Ai will get off the wheat first, and I will come to see you tomorrow." Qi Aide went off to eat contentedly, leaving behind a bunch of public audiences watching the bustle, and Wenjun who was in a daze. Fans were already very excited watching the show today, such as "Congratulations to Mr. Wen", "Congratulations to Wanyan", "Happiness 99" and "Another addition to the uncle group"... Mr. Wen was also confused, lost The next group of boiling fans continued to eat his crayfish.

After the absurd incident that day, Wen Jun probably knew Qi Aide's temperament through various popular science and information from fans on the public screen: arrogant and arrogant, but super warm when it is time to warm his heart, he is very righteous, three The view is also very positive. I have been singing songs in Piaoxianglou for many years. I have a good control over my voice. I occasionally broadcast live cosplay makeup. I am very familiar with the singers in the guild. Everyone has a good time and jokes from time to time. It's too common, and Qi Aide, who has been in Two-dimensional all year round, is even more good at playing. It is normal to recruit newcomers from time to time, and it is normal to accept a son-in-law and form a cp.The most important point is that Wen Jun realized that he was just one of his many sons-in-law. Wen Jun thought, probably Qi Aide was just joking around, the kind with a more lively temper. You won't be pestering me anymore.

The next day, Qi Aide really came to climb the wheat again, and even dragged Wenjun to the gossip chat channel. Under the witness of several singers and public screens, he sharpened his sword and forced Wenjun to marry him. Wenjun couldn't laugh or cry, and finally had no choice but to Following Qi Aide's agreement, since then Wenjun has gained another nickname, Wen Congxin, why?Because Wen Jun is cowardly, being pinched in the palm of Qi Aide's hand, he can't run away, can't speak, can't hate.Then there was an extra pair of CPs in Piaoxianglou——Wei Nuan Junqing.Qi Aide coerced and lured Wen Jun to exchange QQ numbers and phone numbers... After the forced marriage was successful, Qi Aide forced Wen Jun to sing "Congratulations to the New Marriage" with him. Fans are almost star-eyed on the public screen.Then Qi Aide dragged Wenjun to play on his own channel, told the fans in his channel that this is your uncle, and then said in awe: Those guys didn't know my uncle's beauty and handsomeness before, once they let them Being a son-in-law is frightening, and he ran away after playing for a long time, hum, it seems that I still found a husband today.I don't think I'll let him escape this time. "Wen Jun was dizzy for a while, and Qi Aide could be said to be barbaric and arrogant. If he just brought Wen Jun into his world, who would know that he would play around unintentionally today? What will you leave for your tomorrow self?

The author has something to say: I have published this type of small article on Weibo before, and I thought it was my first time to write an article here. Articles can be produced quickly, without procrastinating and writing for a long time. The article I first came here to register and write is now stuck, and I don’t know what to do next, so posting this one first should be much faster.This is a story that I first started writing, so it is more meaningful.It is probably a fanfic derived from an online singer, but the story here is basically fictional, so any similarity is purely coincidental.