please [entertainment]

Lin Weimeng was dumbfounded.

From the moment Lu Yuwei's warm cheeks touched her thin shoulders, she froze uncontrollably and her mind was in a turmoil.

It was clear that Lu Yuwei didn't drink much during the meal, and she didn't look drunk on the surface after eating, but at this moment, she seemed to be a different person.

Does such a provocative Lu Yuwei really exist?

Willing to fry CP with her, willing to go home with her, willing to drink with her...

Could it be that Lu Yuwei was not just joking about one gold master at a time?

Could it be that Lu Yuwei really liked her, enough to be her canary?

Lin Weimeng was taken aback by his own thoughts, and quickly threw this unrealistic twisted idea away from the bottom of his heart.

The days in early August are always disturbing. The air conditioner can't even cool the heat so close at hand. It's normal to have a lot of heat in the mind.

Lin Weimeng felt that he was just guilty of being a thief.

After all, apart from getting along with her family when she was young, she has never been so close to anyone, let alone the person in front of her is the person in her heart.

In many cases, the more you face the person you care about, the more you are afraid that your words and deeds will be inappropriate.

Lin Weimeng had to admit that he was too timid.

However, it is hopeless to be cowardly, she clearly coaxed Lu Yuwei to drink the wine, and when she was looking for the wine earlier, she was too excited to hold the little Jiujiu in her heart.In the end, when the beauty came into her arms, she was so cowardly that everyone threw herself on her, but she didn't know if she should make a move.

She subconsciously licked her lips, tried to calm herself down, and looked at Lu Yuwei with a look that was so rational that it was almost scrutiny, in an attempt to let herself step into Liu Xiahui's advanced realm smoothly.

Lin Weimeng told himself that Lu Yuwei must be just drunk, and it is not normal for a person to be drunk.

At this moment, she blamed herself for not drinking enough.

If he and Lu Yuwei were drunk together, why would he be so nervous now?

It's really not a good thing to stay awake at a time like this...

Lin Weimeng swallowed hard, boldly trying to pull Lu Yuwei into his arms, and stretched out his hands, then froze in mid-air again, not knowing where to drop them.

back?waist?Or head?

What kind of poses did you use in the novels you wrote before?

Is the posture of the male protagonist hugging the female protagonist applicable here?

Lin Weimeng was full of things, thinking about it, the person in his arms suddenly let out a low snort, which made her tremble all over in fright.

"Huh?" Lu Yuwei raised her eyes and looked at Lin Weimeng for two seconds. Seeing his frightened face, she simply chuckled, closed her eyes, changed to a more comfortable position, and lay half of her body on Lin Weimeng's body, quietly feeling the feeling. Sudden rapid heartbeat.

Lin Weimeng: "..."

After finally mustering up a little gas, it only took a second to let it out.

Lu Yuwei lay on the ground for a while, seeing that Lin Weimeng still didn't respond, she couldn't help but murmured softly: "If the gold master doesn't teach me, how would I know what to do?"

Teach... how to teach this?

Who is not a pure maiden?

Lin Weimeng swears that he just searched for the "doing" method on the Internet once, and it happened when he was on the production team in Qingdu.

Let’s not talk about whether I can remember it after so long, even if I remember it clearly, I haven’t practiced it, so I have to be taught, how embarrassing!

She was very nervous.

From just now to now, she has been half lying on the sofa in this very stiff posture for a long time, and she really can't stand it anymore.

She didn't want to guess whether Lu Yuwei was drunk or not.

Anyway, now that everyone is throwing themselves into their arms, what's wrong with her taking advantage of the wine to play wild?

Lin Weimeng was thinking like this, and suddenly, as if he had eaten the heart of a bear, he put his arms around Lu Yuwei's slender waist, and said with a little jerk and excitement, "It's also my first time to be a gold master... look Let's do it!"

After all, the whole person froze into a dried salted fish, and closed his eyes nervously.

Please please me whatever you want!

I can do whatever I want, the benefactor, I will lie flat, and I will accept everything I come to!

"Huh?" Lu Yuwei opened her eyes, raised her head slightly to look at Lin Weimeng, and there was an expression of death in her eyes.

Lu Yuwei: "..."

The next second, she lightly hooked her hand on Lin Weimeng's neck, moved her body slightly to the side, and Lin Weimeng closed her eyes even tighter.

Lu Yuwei tilted her head slightly to look at Lin Weimeng at this moment.

Her face was flushed, her brows were tightly furrowed, and the hands that were supposed to be around her waist were unconsciously clenched into small fists due to nervousness, with a look of terrified fear, but also a little anticipation.

Lu Yuwei flicked Lin Weimeng's long eyelashes lightly with her fingers, and the slight flick made her eyelashes tremble slightly, but she still didn't open her eyes.

This lamb waiting to be slaughtered, pretending to be dead is unnatural.

Such a timid person, he even persuaded him to drink.

I really thought you were ready and waiting to dive into me tonight.

Lu Yuwei couldn't help laughing secretly.

What was she doing just now?Do you really want to get drunk?

Now such a relationship, I'm afraid it's not suitable.

Lu Yuwei closed her eyes and calmed down for two seconds, denying the thought of pretending to be drunk and crossing the line in her heart.

When she opened her eyes again, she stretched out her index finger, gently rubbed away Lin Weimeng's frowning brows, and said, "The gold master won't, and I won't either."

After feeling the latter's increasingly rapid breathing rate, Lu Yuwei smiled and smoothed the hair on Shun Lin Weimeng's forehead, and said: "Since we don't know how to do it, then... we owe it first."

As she spoke, she sat up from Lin Weimeng's body.

"Eh?" Lin Weimeng opened his eyes quickly, although seeing that the blush on Lu Yuwei's face was still there, he brushed her hair casually, then got up and walked towards the stairs as if nothing had happened.

That's it?Gone?

The little heart was almost pulled out by her, but she turned around and didn't recognize anyone?

What about being a canary for the first time to curry favor with the donor?Why did you say "owe" and leave?

Look, is this an attitude to please the patron?

Is this the legendary steel straight girl who only flirts but never marries?

Lin Weimeng stood up from the sofa with a surprised face, and shouted in the direction of the stairs: "Lu Yuwei!"

"What's your order?" Lu Yuwei stood by the stairs, holding on to the handrail, and turned to look at Lin Weimeng.

"You...you just..." Lin Weimeng was suddenly at a loss for words, completely unsure how to express his thoughts.

To be precise, it's not that I don't know how to express it, but that I'm ashamed to express it.

She vaguely realized that she was thinking wrong just now.

Lu Yuwei simply had the stamina of drinking, and wanted to make a joke with her, similar to the breast attack between female classmates in school, and had no follow-up thoughts at all.

It's just her herself, she has no shape all day long, she dares not say it, she dares not do it, she just runs around in her mind.

After the embarrassment lasted for two seconds, Lin Weimeng pursed his lips, asked a question casually, and said, "You're not going to play the younger sister anymore?"

Lu Yuwei tilted her head and made a dazed look: "Are you going to compete with me for the role again?"

This word is very quintessential, and Lin Weimeng, who already had a "conviction" when he said it, blushed immediately.

Lin Weimeng: "That's not what I meant."

"That means you're dissatisfied with me." Lu Yuwei tilted her head and looked at Lin Weimeng, her eyes a bit hazy, "You don't tell me what you want me to do, I don't know how to make you happy...how about you just tell me , apart from washing and cooking rainbow farts, what kind of business capabilities should my canary have?"

Lin Weimeng: "..."

"Huh?" Lu Yuwei seemed to want an answer very much, her eyes were extremely stubborn, like a child.

Lin Weimeng was at a loss.

She couldn't do anything with Lu Yuwei who was drunk. This guy was like a child when he was drunk, even more childish than her.

"My sister played for you, you go to sleep..."

After hearing this, Lu Yuwei squinted her eyes and said, "Really? I don't believe it."

"I lied to you as a dog!"

Lu Yuwei bit her lip and said seriously: "No, you can lie to me as a pig!"

"Okay, okay, I lied to you as a pig!"

After hearing this, Lu Yuwei nodded in satisfaction, and went upstairs holding the handrail of the stairs.

Lin Weimeng reached out to touch his hot cheeks, then turned to turn off the TV.

The moment she turned off the TV, Lu Yuwei suddenly stopped, stood in the corridor on the second floor and looked down at her.

She raised her eyes and met Lu Yuwei's eyes, she couldn't help but be taken aback.

In the next second, Lu Yuwei raised her lips and smiled, made a heart-to-heart gesture with her hands, and said in a mysterious girl's voice: "I love you, sister!"

Lin Weimeng: "?????"

The 27-year-old Jiang, who speaks about the funder and shuts up about her sister, is this really appropriate?

She looked like she had seen a ghost, but Lu Yuwei turned a blind eye, turned around and walked into the guest room with bathroom, and closed the door behind her back.

The moment the door was closed, Lu Yuwei put her back against the door, pressed her heart with her hands, frowned, and thought for a long time.

In the end, he simply walked into the bathroom, turned on the shower, pretended to be crazy when he was intoxicated, and sang nursery rhymes loudly in a very drunken tone.

As long as she is "drunk" enough, she can wake up tomorrow without remembering anything.

"The pond is full and the rain has stopped~~ There are loaches everywhere in the mud beside the field~~I will accompany you every day, and I will accompany you to catch loaches~~Big brother, how about taking me to catch loaches~~"

"..."

"White dragon horse, with hooves facing west~~ Carrying Tang Sanzang on its back and following the three apprentices~~ Going to the west to learn scriptures and go to the main road~~ It will cover tens of thousands of miles!"

"..."

Those who have learned to sing are incredible.

Singing nursery rhymes is full of energy, and the voice can still be heard in Lin Weimeng's room through three doors and a corridor.

Lin Weimeng became dizzier the more he listened.

Lu Yuwei who was drunk was too scary, she was begging like crazy.

In the future, you must never let Lu Yuwei drink alcohol again...

Lin Weimeng sat on the bed sullenly, holding a long pillow in her arms.

In my ears are the children's songs from the opposite room, and in my mind is the short-lived tenderness that disturbed people downstairs.

It's hard to get over it, it's really hard to get over it...

How can this make people sleep tonight!

"Gourd Baby~Gourd Baby~~Seven flowers on a vine~~I'm not afraid of wind and rain, la la la la..."

Lin Weimeng couldn't help but took a deep breath, shook off the pillow, turned around and walked into the bathroom.

Sitting by the bathtub, waiting for the water to fill up, while beeping softly.

"Scumbag! A scumbag who flirts with girls! A scumbag who runs away after flirting!"

"Sometimes this little brother is handsome, and then that young lady is beautiful. To me, he is 'Duwei', and he has to lose his fans and step back..."

As Lin Weimeng said, he was extremely aggrieved.

Looking at the water in the bathtub, he murmured in a low voice, "Why didn't I realize that you were such a scumbag when I wrote about you?"

I'm already lying flat, you still haven't slept with me...

Do you like me or not?

The author has something to say: Lu Yuwei: "I want to be submerged."

Lin Weimeng: "I want to be slept on."

Lu Yuwei: "She seems very scared."

Lin Weimeng: "She ran away!"