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The program group originally invited Shen Jian, Lu Yuwei, and Lin Weimeng because of the topicality.

At that time, they just wanted to try their luck, thinking that it would be good to invite only one person, but they never expected that all three of them accepted the invitation, which was definitely a surprise.

In the past few years, Shen Jian is undoubtedly the top streamer in the circle, and this summer, the actress with the fastest increase in online traffic is Lu Yuwei, and the CP with the highest popularity index is Lin Shenyoulu.

The combination of these three people determines that the program will definitely usher in a super high ratings after it is broadcast.

There were many "internal" revelations, saying that Lin Weimeng and Lu Yuwei were indeed at odds with each other, and that Lin Weimeng had indeed snatched the role of Mu Nianshuang from Lu Yuwei. Airborne and reduced to female supporting role.

Therefore, when these two people are on the same stage, no matter if they are Wei fans or CP fans, or other capital who are blocked and ready to end at any time, they will try their best to create topics inside.

For better or worse, the show makes money.

What's more, Lin Weimeng is notoriously bad-tempered. He has appeared in many variety shows before, and they were all criticized by the public. Maybe this time he can also have a "bright person" performance in the show, and he will piss off fans of other companies?

When the time comes, the editing will highlight the bad parts of Lin Weimeng, and broadcast an episode of the last hot search, wouldn't it be a pleasure?

It's just that the program team found a problem.

During the recording process of the first three days, Lin Weimeng didn't seem to have any bad performances. Not only that, although he usually likes to play alone, he can quickly blend in when he really plays with everyone, and he is very obsessive, so that All the guests have greatly improved their views on her.

This kind of development was unexpected by the program group, but it was within the acceptable range.

A black and red actress with a messy character design, especially stalking her own messy and unsightly character design, isn't it also a highlight?

This moment is an example.

After getting along for three days, the guests did not have any friction with each other, but the mutual respect between Lin Weimeng and Yu Hao not only became a topic of jokes, but also got the approval of Xu Mingliang and Shen Xin.

As if they had opened the door to a new century, the two said: They can still play like this!

Regarding this, Yang Chen said with a smile: "Of course it is possible. Whether it is the double arrows promoted by tacit understanding or the double arrows negotiated, they are all partners chosen by everyone."

"Say it earlier!" Xu Mingliang patted his head with an awkward smile, and said, "The honest man is left like this, how embarrassing."

Shen Xin cooperated with the performance at the side, entered the scene in a second, tears welled up in her eyes: "Brother Xu, we are also honest people from Tianya!"

The two actors who came to the scene pretended to hug each other and wept, and then returned to normal amid everyone's laughter.

After a round of laughter, Yang Chen announced that the ten guests were successfully matched in pairs, and then entered the second stage.

During this stage, the two will get along as a "partner" relationship, try to understand each other's likes and dislikes, enhance tacit understanding, and make sufficient preparations for the test at the end of the stage.

"In order to distinguish from the first stage, a new requirement was added in the second stage, that is, three meals a day, you can only eat things prepared by yourself or the other party, and you are not allowed to go to other people's meals."

"What will happen if you have a meal?"

"One-time deduction of 50 yuan." Yang Chen smiled and said, "The funds in your hands are limited. At this stage, the staff will help deliver fresh ingredients and daily necessities, but in the third stage, the program team will no longer provide these materials. The money in everyone’s hands will definitely be used when the time comes.”

As soon as Yang Chen said this, the living room suddenly burst into wailing.

"Then what if neither of us knows how to cook? Shall we eat instant noodles together?" You Jingyun subconsciously glanced at Sun Tao.

"Can't you eat the food cooked by Brother Jian and Sister Yuwei?" Shen Xin suddenly felt that the world had collapsed.

"It's over." Ning Yu said loudly the heart-wrenching words, "Now that the two best craftsmen are together, the rest of us can only watch and drool every day."

Yang Chen quickly shrank her neck and fled at the speed of light.

Audiences don't come here for sweet love in this kind of show.

What the audience wants to see is nothing more than what kind of sparks will be created between the two idols after they get along for a short time and paired up in pairs, and what will happen to the idols under this "mutually responsible" relationship. Performance.

To put it bluntly, many people are simply curious about what idols they put on their hearts like when they are facing a partner.

Is it gentle and virtuous, or naughty and cute?

Is it easy to blush and shy, or unrestrained and bold?

When idols face the relationship between men and women, will they be like ordinary people, a little stupid and stupid, not knowing how to move forward?Or, because of some trivial things, she made a fool of herself.

Most importantly, they are forced to pair up because they are not familiar with each other. Will there be a way of getting along that can break out the topic?

Therefore, such small difficulties in the rules are always inevitable.

In the following days, what to eat and how to eat every day will inevitably become a big problem for everyone except Shen Jian Lu Yuwei.

Ning Yu took out her mobile phone and searched for simple recipes on the spot, and called Ge Siyuan aside to read them together.

When You Jingyun and Shen Xin saw each other, they also imitated the example and hugged Buddha's feet temporarily.

Seeing that everyone dispersed to study the recipes, Yu Hao couldn't help looking at Lin Weimeng seriously: "Sister, what do we have for lunch?"

On weekdays, he is a boy who eats group meals, and occasionally eats takeaway when he is alone. If he really wants to make something for himself, I am afraid that he can only eat the simplest noodles with dumplings—the premise is that there are dumplings.

It is impossible to add a fried egg to the top of the sky.

Fried eggs may also be salty or light, everything depends on the situation.

At this moment, of course he would place his hopes on Lin Weimeng, who was still making finger cakes for himself the day before yesterday, and the taste was quite good.

"Don't be afraid, I can cook, I won't starve you." Lin Weimeng said confidently.

Yu Hao nodded and patted Rainbow Fart: "Sister, you are really good, I'm so determined to mess with you!"

At that time, Yu Hao didn't notice the guilty conscience in Lin Weimeng's eyes.

Are you kidding? Lu Yuwei watched from the side, with "I can teach you if you want to learn" written all over her face, but she didn't say it directly.

Who is she, Lin Weimeng?Is it someone who can easily show weakness?

Lu Yuwei didn't coax her to learn, she just did it with her own hands!

In the past three days, I have been helping out in the kitchen, and I have learned when I see it. There is nothing wrong with it.

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At noon that day, Lin Weimeng dragged Yu Hao to occupy the kitchen first, thought for a long time, and finally cooked three packs of instant noodles.

Yu Hao scratched his head as he watched from the sidelines. If he saw the post-editing, he would probably be questioned by children all over his head.

Sister, did you say you could cook?

Bring instant noodles to boil, add some vegetables and meat, add several flavors of chili sauce, even if you know how to cook?

Regarding this, Lin Weimeng said: "Brother, you just don't understand my good intentions. My sister is afraid that you won't be full, so I specially cooked two packets for you..."

"In the past two days, everyone's food has been great, and their mouths have been raised to be picky. This can't be done. The things I cook are definitely not as good as Jian Ge and Lu Yuwei. Let's get back to the basics of oral taste together! Come, eat something simple at noon " Lin Weimeng spoke nonsense in a serious manner, trying to brainwash the inexperienced Yu Hao: "Look at this instant noodles, although they are not nutritious, I cooked some vegetables and added an egg for you. Doesn't it taste good?"

"Smells... really smells..." Yu Hao is not a picky eater either, what he said was the truth, but he always felt something weird in his heart.

No matter how delicious the instant noodles are, it has nothing to do with Lin Weimeng's cooking skills, right?

While eating noodles, Yu Hao thought back to Lin Weimeng's virtuous appearance when he was making breakfast the day before yesterday, and comforted himself silently in his heart—following Lin Weimeng, he would definitely have no worries about eating and drinking in the days to come.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help feeling beautiful.

Ning Yu and the others walked over smelling the smell, and seeing the two of them eating instant noodles on the small dining table in the kitchen, they also felt a particularly delicious taste, they couldn't help being taken aback, and turned to cook instant noodles as well.

Cooking instant noodles is like being contagious. If one person eats it, everyone wants to eat it.

In the end, even Lu Yuwei and Shen Jian, who were able to cook and eat by themselves, joined the army of instant noodles.

Everyone knows that this stuff is not nutritious, and it is rare to encounter it on weekdays, but it has been too long since I have eaten it, but it tastes surprisingly delicious.

Once a person gets lazy, he can't refuse simple and delicious junk food. In this regard, there is really not much difference between celebrities and ordinary people.

A group of people sitting together eating instant noodles, this scene is unusually harmonious, but it is extremely rare.

In the process of eating noodles, everyone couldn't help discussing their favorite flavors, and the distant memory of secretly eating instant noodles while hiding from the dormitory aunt and life teacher when they lived in junior high school.

Shen Xin heard that eating instant noodles in the dormitory still needs to be sneaky, so she couldn't help being surprised: "We can eat whatever we want in the dormitory, and there are school regulations that forbid eating instant noodles?"

"Many middle and high schools do not allow it." You Jingyun said, "I have lived on campus since I was in junior high school, and I am not allowed to eat strong food in the dormitory. Instant noodles are one of them. At that time, when I was growing up, I just wanted to eat supper at night. Secretly take the instant noodles and take them to the toilet to hide. Sometimes more than one person makes instant noodles, and the dormitory aunt or life teacher patrols over, and they all hide in the toilet.”

"At that time, the dormitory was strictly controlled. If there were not all people in the dormitory when checking the dormitory, they would be scolded. As soon as the life teacher came in and saw that there were only two or three people in the dormitory, he would ask: 'Where are people? Who's who?' Then the people outside the toilet will say: 'In the toilet!'" She said, holding back a smile: "Our life teacher is very funny. I still remember that she once heard two people in the bathroom. toilet, I jokingly said: "Do you need two people to go to the toilet together, one pulls and one picks up?" Then, he raised his voice and asked: "Does it smell good?""

"And then?" Shen Xin asked.

You Jingyun shrugged: "Then she left. Later we seriously suspected that she guessed that someone was eating instant noodles in the toilet, but she didn't reveal it."

"I should know it. In fact, if you live in middle school or high school, the life teachers are similar. Don't do many things in front of him. Even if he knows, just turn a blind eye." Sun Tao said, " After all, there are too many dormitories to manage, everyone cares about every detail, and if people don't say anything, they may not be able to manage it."

"Yes." You Jingyun nodded in agreement.

Yu Hao said at the side: "I have never lived in a school before junior high school."

"Me too." Xu Mingliang said, "Is there a big difference between a junior high school dormitory and a university?"

"University is better for the accommodation environment. If it's just roommates, I think it's easier to get along with students in middle and high schools." You Jingyun said.

Ning Yu suddenly reminded: "You are not afraid that your college roommate will remember your little notebook."

You Jingyun quickly turned pale with shock, waved her hands and smiled, "No, no, I didn't mean that." After finishing speaking, she looked up at the camera again, clasped her hands together and prayed: "Don't broadcast this episode later, please, please. "

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Lin Weimeng listened enthusiastically, and wanted to join the discussion, but when he was about to speak, he remembered something.

My own experience must be far from that of "Lin Weimeng", and it is easy to be picked up by others, and then I will be labeled as a "lying" hat.

Lu Yuwei stared at Lin Weimeng calmly, and saw that he was hesitant to speak, so she silently wrote it down.

In the afternoon of the same day, the guests who were paired in pairs each used their own methods to gain a deeper understanding of their partners for the next ten days.

The general way is to get along with each other.

Lin Weimeng didn't know how other people got along with each other.

She and Yu Hao randomly found an empty room, lit the mosquito coils, took out the memo on the mobile phone, and started a toothpaste-squeezing awkward chat where you ask and I answer.

Isn't the final thing to do is a tacit test?

Then just memorize each other's hobbies by rote!

Lin Weimeng couldn't help being intoxicated with himself when he said this: "I'm such a clever little ghost."

Xu is about the same age, but Yu Hao's brain circuits are really not too different from Lin Weimeng's. After listening to Lin Weimeng's suggestion, he also gave a thumbs up, took out the mobile phone memo, and began to actively cooperate with Lin Weimeng's "interrogation".

In fact, Lin Weimeng didn't know what questions to ask to understand a person, so she searched the Internet for the first fifty questions in the "One Hundred Questions About Compatibility", and said to Yu Hao: "Let's test our relationship with each other according to this." I will write down the wrong parts in the memo, and then check for omissions and fill in the gaps. As for the questions related to the emotional part, you can just not answer them, what do you think?"

This posture is like a poor student who is about to go to the examination room and temporarily discuss countermeasures against cheating with the front desk.

Yu Hao usually doesn't know much about his colleagues, and most of the articles he read are male-language articles, so he doesn't know these things at all.

When he saw that Lin Weimeng was searching for questions and only selected the first [-] questions, he said aside, "This set of questions looks good, but why don't you just answer them?"

Regarding this, Lin Weimeng coughed a few times, cleared his throat and said, "Brother, the next fifty questions are not suitable for you who are young and pure."

You know, out of [-] questions, the first [-] questions are simple, and the last [-] questions will start to involve some content that may not be broadcast.

Yu Hao reacted for a while, then nodded quickly.

Lin Weimeng glanced at the question, and when he looked up again, he saw that his younger brother in front of him looked a little embarrassed, and his face was a little flushed.

Thin-skinned.

Thinking like this, Lin Weimeng completely forgot that he was also a thin-skinned person.

In this way, the two hid in the small room and did their homework for a while.

Not long after, I was tired, so I took out my mobile phone to fish together, and chatted a few words casually while checking Weibo to make the atmosphere less embarrassing.

Yu Hao is a fan of novels, and he especially likes male fantasy novels, among which the recovery of spiritual energy is his favorite.He found out that Lin Weimeng also liked to read novels when he was fishing with Lin Weimeng, so he recommended several of his favourites.

Lin Weimeng saw that Yu Hao was able to chat when he mentioned "Amway", so he gradually forgot about doing his homework, and listened to Yu Hao telling the stories in the novel with great emotion.

Among them, I was amused by Yu Hao's tone many times, and couldn't help boasting: "Brother, it's a pity that you don't become an actor, I think your acting skills are good!"

"Sister, how about burying me?" Yu Hao was a little embarrassed.

"How could you get rid of you? I'm serious." Lin Weimeng said, not forgetting to blame himself: "If you don't believe me, let your fans comment on whether your acting skills are really better than mine."

Yu Hao was taken aback, and quickly shook his head and waved his hands: "How dare I compare with you! Sis, you have been debuting for so many years! I have never taken a role in a play. The only time I acted was in Tuanli and Sister Yuwei. That cooperation..."

Although Lin Weimeng's acting skills are notoriously poor, but he is a member of the boy group, how dare he answer Lin Weimeng's words?

Lin Weimeng also knew that Yu Hao was in a difficult situation, so he gave him a step up, and said, "Isn't I just relying on ghost and animal videos and emoticons to get out of the circle? Do you think I have acting skills?"

"Yes!" Yu Hao has a strong desire to survive, and if he is given a step, he can let a rainbow fart and collapse himself from the top floor to the first floor: "Sister, I have read the anecdote of Qingdu, you are so beautiful in it, so beautiful , not as embarrassing as the marketing account and Heizi said!"

Lin Weimeng couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he heard this, and asked deliberately: "Brother, are you addicted to CP? Do you think Xie Shuang is more compatible, or Shi Nian is more compatible?"

Yu Hao froze for a moment, couldn't help being a little nervous, opened his mouth, but didn't make a sound for a long time.

Most of the people who have seen Qingdu can't take the CP of the male and female protagonists. It's not that there are no people who take this CP, but they are very few.

The popularity of Shi Nian really happened overnight. Throughout the summer, when everyone mentioned the anecdote of Qingdu, regardless of whether Lily is cute or not, homosexual or not, the first CP that comes to mind is definitely Shi Nian.

Everyone in the industry knows that for the sake of popularity, Lu Yuwei and Lin Weimeng set aside the male protagonist and started CP by themselves.

But the relationship between them has always been controversial.

CP fans firmly believe that they are true, but there are also many people who listen to the first-hand revelations of "people who know the inside story" and think that these two people are just joking around. They are friendly on the surface but hate each other secretly. Sooner or later, they will have a shoot Two scattered.

During these three days, Yu Hao vaguely felt something was wrong.

It's just that Lin Weimeng can easily choose to remain silent on topics related to Lu Yuwei. When he is silent, he often has a very unhappy expression on his face.

Lin Weimeng was always very rude to Shen Jian, as if he wanted to attract others' attention, very deliberate.

Moreover, if someone said that Lu Yuwei and Shen Jian were a good match, Lin Weimeng's expression would become very subtle.

After careful consideration last night, Yu Hao judged an unspeakable truth.

——Lin Weimeng and Lu Yuwei are indeed at odds, and Lin Weimeng has a crush on Shen Jian, so he really doesn't want to see them together!

At this moment, Lin Weimeng asked him about CP in front of him, isn't this just a proposition?

If he wants to talk about the CP of the male and female protagonists, he is afraid that he will be drowned in saliva by Lin Shenyoulu's CP fans after the broadcast, but if he says that he is a CP fan, wouldn't he be blindsided when he gets along with Lin Weimeng in the future?

Seeing that Yu Hao was in a daze and did not dare to speak, Lin Weimeng couldn't help urging: "Say it."

"I... only paid attention to the plot, I really didn't pay much attention to other things." Yu Hao was startled for a moment.

Lin Weimeng pursed his lips, no longer making things difficult for Yu Hao, and just lowered his head and continued to browse Weibo.

Yu Hao stood aside for a while, his whole body was overwhelmed by curiosity, and couldn't help asking: "Sister, it is said on the Internet that you and Sister Yuwei have a bad relationship, is it true?"

He originally wanted to ask about the snatching of the role, but he was afraid that it would come out of his mouth, so he only wentssip for a while.

"Huh?" Lin Weimeng listened, pondered for a moment, and said, "It's true!"

"Ah?" Yu Hao never expected that Lin Weimeng would admit it like this!

This is the recording site of a variety show.

There are cameras and radio equipment all around!

What the manager said was right, Lin Weimeng was worthy of being the female devil in the circle, headstrong and bold, fearless and fearless.

He felt that he was not worthy to be called Ritian anymore, Lin Weimeng was the real Ritian, and he was willing to bow down.

Just when Yu Hao was so shocked that he didn't know how to continue the conversation, Lin Weimeng continued the conversation by himself.

She frowned, with a trace of resentment in her eyes, and said: "Lu Yuwei is a very problematic person. On her birthday, I specially spared time to fly back to Beishi, bought a cake and waited for her at her door. Give her a surprise. Guess what? She came back with a cup of milk tea in her hand. I was so bored waiting outside the door. I squatted at the door of her house to try to see if the thickness of the birthday card could be stuffed into the crack of the door. She He even regarded me as an illegitimate child and smashed that milk tea on my forehead!"

Lin Weimeng said, as if he still had lingering fears: "Oh my god, the show hadn't even started airing at that time, and she wasn't popular yet. Apart from me, how could she have other illegitimate children!"

Yu Hao couldn't close his mouth when he heard it: "Huh?"

"Later she said to please me, but she flattered me casually, and said she owed it first. I said, can I still pay in installments for this kind of thing? She said she didn't know how to please me, and then there was nothing else... ...It's been so long, I don't know if she still remembers..." Lin Weimeng became more and more angry, "Lu Yuwei is really a big pig."

Yu Hao was completely dumbfounded.

What is this with what?

Lin Weimeng was complaining about Lu Yuwei every sentence, but there was always a feeling that "she and Lu Yuwei have a very, very, very good relationship".

Lin Weimeng didn't seem to notice Yu Hao's expression at all, and was still complaining about some trivial things.

Yu Hao listened for a while, and finally saw that Lin Weimeng stopped making complaints about Lu Yuwei.

He clapped his hands dully, and said, "Is it still too late for me to drink time?"

Lin Weimeng couldn't help being taken aback, and suddenly realized that he might have exposed something, and quickly said seriously: "Brother, wake up, don't forget what we are here for!"

Yes, this is a love test variety show.

"That……"

"The two of us are the CP, a super young and energetic emerging group!" Lin Weimeng thought for a while, and said, "I even thought about our CP name."

"The duo of day, day, day and earth?"

"It's too ugly." Lin Weimeng rolled his eyes, and said, "We're called—Sister and Brother Wanzun!"

"puff……"

There is really no sincerity of CP at all.

The author has something to say: Take the villain Lin Weimeng to press the head and stuff it with sugar.