Dimensionality Reduction Rolling [Quick Travel]

The Zombie King remembers when he changed from a human to a zombie, the feeling at that time, and the mystery of the brain involved.

Under the effect of money, he knows everything, and he can’t stop talking, "At first, it was violently hot, and I felt like I was naked in the desert, exposed to the sun. Soon, it turned into biting cold. I I thought I had a fever, because after alternating hot and cold for three or five times, the heat source gradually concentrated on my head, and the cold feeling spread all over my body."

Sounds like a stream of consciousness.

"Then, I felt like a hot pot was cooking in my head."

"Hot Pot?"

"Yes, it's a scalding heat, and the sound of boiling water rolls into the ears, like... brains are boiling? My head is not only hot, but also swollen, brains, yes, I feel it, that's true It’s brain matter, I don’t know why I feel that way, it’s like a narrator telling me, and it’s like God’s perspective. The brain matter is constantly pouring out, making my brain uncomfortable.”

"I heard my head buzzing, but I knew I wasn't going to die. It was a weird feeling. I just thought I wasn't going to die."

"Sure enough, I didn't die, but my body became a living dead. My consciousness is controlled by a brain worm that condensed after my brain melted. So, strictly speaking, this worm is 'me'."

It's like backing up the consciousness into artificial intelligence, knowing clearly that I am still me after changing the body, I am just not human anymore.

It sounds like it has no reference value.

"I shot a dagger into your skull and shattered your skull. It should have scratched your body? I think you can walk, sit, and lie down now, so even if part of the worm is scraped off, it won't hurt you." Do you have too much influence?" Jiang Xingxiu put one hand in his pocket, as if he was just asking casually.

The Zombie King said: "Even if you cut it into three or four pieces, nothing will happen to me."

Jiang Xingxiu smiled faintly: "Great, let the main body come out for a while, I will cut a piece and use it for experiments."

The zombie king who thought he could warn the other party not to mess with him by saying that it was difficult for him to die, and he was ready to fight back at any time: "..."

He leaned back on the chair relaxedly: "I don't agree. You say it a thousand times and ten thousand times, and I won't show you my life."

This is Nacho.

The zombie king thought, this person can make him tell the truth like Veritaserum, can he still control his behavior?If possible, when we meet at the gate of the White House, there is no need to fight with the corpse he controls.

"Okay." It seemed that at the end of every routine conversation, the young man stood up gracefully, without torture or exchange of benefits, "I wish you a happy life."

Then, the Zombie King was placed.No one paid attention to him, no one came to say a word to him.

It seemed that Jiang Xingxiu really just said something casually, whether he would like to be free or not, since he left after asking that day, he has never been here, and no one else has made indirect remarks.

The Zombie King stared at the wall clock on the wall, feeling lost in the ticking of the second hand, otherwise, why would he feel uncomfortable after only three days.

On the fourth day, the Zombie King started scratching the wall. After attracting people, he said: "Actually, I can't discuss it. Please invite your Admiral Jiang over, let's talk?"

However, the person who came told him sternly: "Comrade, Admiral Jiang is no longer in this city."

The Zombie King's eyes widened: "He's gone?!" It shouldn't be, he hasn't gotten the brain worm from him yet!No other zombies have it, only he has it!

"Well, let's go home and visit relatives."

Play hard to get!Playing hard to get for sure!The Zombie King thought so firmly, and he returned calmly: "Since I'm going back to visit relatives, then I'll be fine, and he can come to me when he has something to do."

A month passed and no one came.

Two months passed and no one came.

Three months passed and no one came.

The Zombie King pouted, and began to look for the camera in the cell.

could not find it.

Not what he imagined, the other party used the surveillance to see if he couldn't sit still.

The zombie king endured it for half a month, and then started scratching the wall with his claws again.The sound of scratching is very high-pitched and loud, and scratching is very exciting.

Question: "Is your Admiral Jiang's vacation time so long?"

"Huh? Admiral Jiang? He came back the day after you asked."

"What about the others?"

"Of course I'm going back to the research institute to study the project at hand."

The zombie king stared at the wall clock and thought for three hours, and realized that after he rejected that matter, there was really no future.

It's not playing hard to get, people didn't care too much about it at all.

This aroused the rebellious psychology of the zombie king.

You don't want to study it anymore, I still have to ask you to study it.

After the small half of the brain worm was sent to the laboratory, Jiang Xingxiu's team members were shocked: "Professor, isn't the zombie king unwilling to be studied by himself? Why is he sending his wealth and life here now?"

Jiang Xingxiu placed a test tube beside her and observed the change in the color of its liquid.Without raising his head, he replied: "Bitch."

Feeling that he has the initiative, he puts on airs, and when he finds out that others don't care about something as he imagined, he fidgets, thinking how can others give up so easily, how can they not value his chips!

The small cut-off brain worm was sent to Jiang Xingxiu. He glanced at it and took out a bunch of experimental equipment from the drawer, "With this thing, we can speed up the process of extracting the zombie antibody protein."

"Yes!"

The rest time passed, and the lab returned to its crowded appearance. Everyone shuttled through the crowd, or turned on the machine, or took away the chemicals, orderly in chaos.

Several months have passed, because the zombie king who can make trouble has been imprisoned in the rabbit country. Those zombies without IQ are basically unable to make waves. Most of them were purchased privately by the rabbit country and sent to power plants to liberate energy. went.

In short, both domestic and foreign countries are now back on track, and they are patiently moving forward on the road to rehabilitation.

People, cats and dogs, can go to the streets freely.

When we first started to breathe free air, everyone saw a bubble of shit in the middle of the avenue was pleasing to the eye. After a week, the Internet began to tear up the Nikkei, the Zhoujing, and whether it was a scandal to tear up the star's derailment. The girls don't care if the boys are rich. It is not moral to tear up boys to find girlfriends regardless of their family background, tearing up stray dogs to death...

The orange cat is controlling the mouse, and is scrolling a message about whether to kill the stray dog.

The most praised answer is to support killing. The zombie crisis has just passed. Although the country let the sprinklers spray disinfectant water for half a month before letting citizens go out, who knows if stray dogs have hidden viruses.What's more, even if you don't consider the zombie virus, you have to consider that they bite people fiercely, or carry germs, causing the death of creatures that come into contact with them.

The orange cat clicked twice in a very humane way, forgive him, he is a cat, he is not compatible with dogs by nature, how can he feel sympathy for each other - he still remembers that when he was a pet in a human house, a certain dog always secretly Pulling his stinky poop into his litter box caused humans to always dislike him during that time, saying that his poop became more and more stinky.

However, Orange Cat also knows in his heart that the reason why there is no discussion about stray cats is that he organized the surviving stray cats to run a takeaway app during the period when humans were not allowed to go out. As long as humans place an order, they will be washed. Delicious cats deliver food to your door, and you can also have 3 minutes of cat petting time. Now, cats have money to buy cat food and canned cats, rent a house, and dozens of cats live together—strictly speaking, there are no stray cats in the city. The cat is gone.

Who told him to be the cat of choice!

The orange cat's tail is straight, the tip is gently shaking from side to side, and the originally big cat's eyes are narrowed into curved slits.

Then, he saw a human being who had just posted a suggestion: Since he feels that beating to death is too inhumane and he is unwilling to adopt stray dogs, why don't we domesticate stray dogs into takeaways like "Cats and Cats" Where is the member?

The orange cat suddenly stared round his eyes: "Meow meow meow meow—" Grab the business!This is stealing business!

After thinking about it, I think this is an opportunity. If I let a stray dog ​​join his food delivery app and recognize him as the boss, wouldn't it be possible to overwhelm the annoying dog?

The orange cat got excited, jumped to the ground, scratched its tail in circles, circled more than a dozen circles, and then happily went out to find someone to help gather stray dogs.

The name of the APP was changed to "Cats and Dogs Express". Of course, because dogs cannot climb walls, if you choose them to send, you don't mind the time-consuming by default.Because of this, the problem of stray cats and dogs in the city can be solved.

They all have serious jobs, and they can even pay for vaccinations and go to pet shops to take a bath. How can they be called stray cats/dogs?

After everyone was happy, the first opponent appeared.

It was a delivery man who spoke up, and the other party protested, because most people would rather wait, and want cute cats and dogs to help them deliver food.This is an unfair business.And squeezed their living space as human beings.

All of a sudden, just like whether to kill stray dogs before, the Internet was divided into two factions.

One faction agrees with the delivery staff, thinking that this is encroaching on the living space of human beings. It is not easy for the delivery staff, and there are still cats, cats and dogs to compete with them for work.

Another school of righteousness said, what kind of unfair competition is this?It can only be said that people have brains.Moreover, if this counts, then the discount coupons launched by the store also count.

The noise was in full swing.

After arguing and arguing, someone suddenly asked in confusion: "It's only been a few days since I was allowed to go out of the house, have you stopped paying attention to zombies?"