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"Hey, old man." I yelled dissatisfied, "When will you let me go?" After hearing this, Yan Wang's straight body trembled slightly because of the grievance: Eldest sister, I also want you to go, okay?You're the one who's stuck with me.Not to mention that it made me fly like a dog, and taught my wife badly, I hate heaven~~~

Actually, it started three days ago.

On this day three days ago, the wind was sunny and the birds were singing and the flowers were fragrant.The protagonist of this article, heck, that is me, wandering the streets with nothing to do.Suddenly, a large truck speeding at high speed hit me head-on. Relying on my sensitive body instincts, I quickly dodged to the side of the road and escaped unharmed, but I still heard a loud crash.Shouldn't it hit someone else?I quickly ran to the scene of the accident where the car stopped, and sure enough, there was a bloody mess.The corpse is not a person, but a black cat. It can be seen that this cat should be domesticated, very strong, not as skinny as ordinary stray cats, and the smooth and shiny fur shows that the owner is not cheap.It's a pity that it is completely unrecognizable now, the flesh and blood that was knocked out are covered with scarlet tire marks, and the white brain is also very dazzling because of the blood.The strong smell of blood made me very uncomfortable. I loosened my tightly knit eyebrows and turned around to leave.Someone should take care of it, I thought to myself.Just as I walked out of the crowd of onlookers, the people behind me suddenly screamed in horror: "Ah, ghost!" Then people began to flee in panic, and unfortunately, I was hit hard to the ground by someone, and then I was hit by another The aunt stepped on her feet hard.Furiously, he got up and was about to hit someone, but he saw such a strange scene: the black cat that Yuan Ben had fallen on had disappeared, and the ground was as clean as if there had never been a car crash. "Did you hit a ghost in broad daylight?" I looked around in surprise, only to find that people were all looking at the sky in fear.I don't know when, the originally sunny sky has now become cloudy, and there are a few muffled thunderclaps. "Boom!!!" After a burst of lightning and thunder, I was scorched...

"Hey, that cold day, can you stop pulling my beard, can't I make a mistake?" Our Lord Yama begged for mercy pitifully. "It's over just admitting your mistakes? Are you kidding me! I want to go back!" I roared dissatisfied, and the strength in my hands became heavier and heavier.Yan Ling couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: "Your surname is Han, don't be unreasonable and unforgiving. Quickly put your hands off my father's mouth, hey, do you hear me, don't pull my father's beard!" Lord Yan was tearful nod in agreement.I closed my hand, shook off a few licks of hair on my hand, and looked at Yanling bitterly: "You still have the nerve to say, the daughter of the majestic Lord Yan, if you don't stay in hell, why don't you go to the human world to play? You play Just play, you can just change into a person if you are so beautiful, you have to have some special experience and you have to turn into a cat to bluff and deceive on the street. It’s fine if you lie to you, if you get hit by a car, you use lightning strikes to retaliate, but you will be struck by me Be on time! The level is so stinky and you still hacked people, okay, hacked me to death. Even the body was scorched. If you want to recover, you can’t recover..." The more I said, the more angry I was, I grabbed it The kid on the side threw the fork at Hades, angrily said: "Quickly find a way for me!"

Hades dodged narrowly, wiped off his cold sweat, wait a little longer, wait a little longer.As he said it, he thought in his heart: I want you to go more than anyone else~~ In the past three days you have been here, you have made me go crazy.First, he urged the ghosts in the underworld to go on strike collectively to demand a raise in wages. Later, he wanted to pursue true love and encourage the female employees in the underworld. In the end, he even told his wife that beating is not good, and he said it was 21. The love book of the century.I'm crying, my wife was originally a dominatrix, but now she's turned into a fanatical supporter of domestic violence. If I don't send you away, I won't be able to survive this day!

three days later.

"Xiao Han, look, your physical body in the 21st century has been destroyed. I found a good family for you in ancient times. Go and reincarnate."

Lord Yan rubbed his hands back and forth, observing my face hard, fearing that I would not agree. "Reincarnation?" I raised my eyebrows, um, it seems to be good.Thinking about the time-traveling novels I read in the past, all of them are full of prosperity after time-traveling. For me now, it is indeed a good choice, "Okay, let's reincarnate, but I want to keep my memory." I nodded in agreement.King Yan suddenly smiled: "It's easy to say, as long as you leave, everything will be agreed."

So the smart and handsome me, with great hope, threw myself into the vast sea of ​​time travel, became a part of time travelers, and started my unknown ancient journey.

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