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Old Emperor, I understand your good intentions.I silently clenched my fists and made a gesture of excitement.You know that I am no better than those sour scholars in writing, and I am no better than those generals in the battlefield, so I decided to use my old skills to kill these people who want to eat swan meat, but——I just passed through, and I am a beggar What, really inexperienced.Tears.I left a group of Lin Luoxue who was also thinking about it, she should be wearing a bellyband or something by now, um, should I ask her to take it off for me?Look at her hand still on my waist, um, I'd better go get it myself.

"Hey, let's go." I pulled Lin Luoxue who received the routine card together, and walked towards the palace gate. "Speaking of which..." I looked at the piles of people who were slowly walking forward in a thoughtful manner, and turned to ask Lin Luoxue: "Should we run for things like begging? Will we be caught by others if we go late?" Do you want it all?" Before the words finished, a bunch of people looked at me anxiously.One second, two seconds, three seconds, a strange silence. "Bang!" Run!Everyone started rushing forward, you pulled me and you pulled you, and suddenly there was a burst of dust.

I looked at the messy ground full of shoes and socks, and stared blankly at Lin Luoxue who was full of anger: "Well, did I say something wrong?"

Lin Luoxue: "..." turned and left.

"I don't know this fool, I don't know, I don't know..."

"Hey, wait for me."

When I got to the street, I really started to feel embarrassed. Lin Luoxue was angry and ignored me, and I was a road idiot. This ancient street doesn't even have a stop sign. If I go far away, how can I find it? "Luoxue, hehe." I rubbed my hands together and smiled flatteringly, "Don't be angry, okay? I'll get you something delicious later." Lin Luoxue crossed her hips, her pretty face was filled with "Are you Are you an idiot?" Looking at me in big characters, I scratched my head in embarrassment, and tugged on her skirt: "Okay, it's important now, do you have anything to do, tell me." Lin Luoxue sighed, Indeed, now is not the time to be too stupid.So he looked me up and down very seriously, and asked, "What are you good at?" I was taken aback, what are you good at?Uh, play games, eat, sleep, and watch beautiful women. I was a science student in high school before time travel, and I am good at speaking, cough, and doing test papers.I waved my hand: "There's nothing I'm good at." Lin Luoxue stared at me contemptuously: "How can there be such a stupid person like you." I was dissatisfied, grabbed her hand, and shouted: "You have the ability, come here , don’t you know martial arts, show a big boulder on your chest or something and ask Huaichun girl to donate a bellyband.” Lin Luoxue tapped my shoulder, raised Xianxian and pointed to our left side. "Why." I looked in the direction she was pointing, dizzy, three generals were working together to set up a stage to perform boulders on their chests, and without money, they just asked the audience to press their fingerprints, and there will be almost 500 of them.

I looked around, and there were some pretending to be fortune tellers, some telling stories for others and asking for obscene clothes as a thank-you without money, and some doing promotion for hairpin shops...Who said ancient people were not powerful? The sloppy and incompetent sons of the gentry, the civil servants who talk eloquently in the court, and the heroic generals on the battlefield are all very powerful.

"Hey, Luoxue, let's act separately. We'll gather here after three hours. There will always be one of the two who can achieve the goal." I said to Lin Luoxue.Luoxue thought for a while, and felt that this was the only way to go at the moment, so she nodded.I turned around and wanted to leave, "Wait." Luo Xue shouted. "Huh?" He handed over a dagger, "You don't know martial arts, although there are guards secretly checking, you should be more careful on the road." "Luoxue." I shouted moved. "Hey, I'm not worried about you, I'm just... just." I smiled and patted her head: "Well, I will be careful, and you are too. I'm leaving." I stuck the dagger in my waist After finding a direction, he turned around and walked away.Luo Xue also walked in another direction, thinking about how he could accomplish this difficult task.

I wandered around aimlessly to see if there was any chance of getting the specified item.Although women only need one bellyband, but the degree of difficulty is considered to be one-on-one. For obscene clothes, which man will give you his obscene clothes for nothing? As for the others, the simpler they are, the more they will be in quantity. ...Ah, it's so troublesome, I squeezed the space between my eyebrows.

"Help... woo... snort... wow... help..." Hey, there was a cry for help.It turned out that I walked to a big river without knowing it. "Come on, help me." There were two young girls standing by the river, one of them was a thirteen or fourteen year old girl desperately calling, while the other girl also looked anxious. "Ah, young master, please hurry up and save her, please!" The little girl was pleasantly surprised to find me standing not far away who was still in a daze, and hurriedly pulled me to the river. He made a sound, and began to speak with a crying tone: "Master, please save Madam, we can't drink water, Madam, Madam..." "Master..." The woman on the side also started crying. "Ah, don't worry, I'll save me." I finally figured out the situation and started to undress.

I take it off, I take it off, I take it off. (Crowd: Why haven't you finished taking it off yet? Mou Han: I'm not overdressed. In autumn, I should wear more: contempt) The two girls looked anxious, and regardless of shyness, they went to help take off the clothes , I was pushed into the river when only the dirty clothes were left, "plop" we finally got into the water when the person who fell into the water had already sunk for a while.

Wow, the water is so cold.I took a deep breath, swung around and dived down. After searching for a long time, I finally found the drowning person and rescued her ashore.With the joint efforts of the three of us, we lifted the old lady to a slightly flat place. "Mother! Mother!" "Madam! Madam!" The two girls kept shouting and shaking, but the old lady never responded.I saw that the situation was not right: "Get out of the way!" I stretched out my hand to sniff, and it was gone.My face became ugly, and I put my head close to my chest, huh, it's okay, my heart is still beating.Do you want to do artificial respiration, but, facing an old chrysanthemum face, I, I really can't speak.Well, let's try another method first.I put my hands together and started CPR, it didn't work.It's useless to pinch people.I am so cruel that I will die as soon as I die.So—in front of the two girls, I slapped the old lady. "Crack...crack" When the left hand is tired, switch to the right hand

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Typing is so tiring, let's stop here today.By the way, everyone, help us think of a few names, I found that I am really not good at naming names, like the girl by the river, the two sons of Prince Lin's mansion, princesses, by the way, princesses too Surnamed Lin.Everyone is free to play freely.If no one cares about me, I can only take it randomly, but it doesn't sound good. ==