Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

[The thirteenth floor: I feel a little distressed about Luzhu, what's going on? 】

[Fourteenth Floor: I used to always say that the host is mentally retarded, but now I really feel pain... Every time I come here to tell everyone that I feel that Xueba likes you, but in the end it turned out to be the opposite... The smile gradually disappeared.jpg]

[Fifteenth floor: tears in my eyes, I thought the host was a joke, but it turned out to be a bitter one.The hair gradually disappears.jpg]

[The sixteenth floor: What's going on... Am I the only one who wants to laugh?ha ha ha ha ha ha

[The seventeenth floor: Brother 16 is too much, he hiccups from laughing, the master is suffering. 】

[Original poster: Thank you for your comfort, brother on the 16th floor, if you pay attention to me, I won't be angry with you. 】

[Nineteenth floor: Well, I am the 16th floor who wants to laugh. I am paying attention to you. Don’t be discouraged. I think you are still playing with Xueba. Don’t be sad and happy days will always come.Laughing more and more wildly.jpg]

[Original poster: I was actually comforted by you, and I have a little bit of confidence in my heart. Well, I will send red envelopes in advance, but there are too many people who follow me, and I don’t have that much money. I only pack a thousand copies. Go to my homepage to grab it. The ones who got it were all single dogs. 】

[Floor 21: Single dogs don’t refute, they are fast, but as far as I know, the minimum for a red envelope is [-] yuan... The host is really stupid.The heart that loves you will never change.jpg]

[Floor 22: I didn't expect the mentally handicapped master to be so embarrassing... Then you have a crush on a mere roommate and you dare not go up?Throw money on his bed, spread the money all over the bed, and let him have a lingering love. Isn't it in line with your identity as a domineering rich second generation! 】

[Floor 23: Lingering love!Upstairs, rubbing hands in anticipation.jpg]

[Original: What kind of bad idea did you all come up with... I can easily believe it!The smile is gradually wicked.jpg]

I think the painting style of Ji Lang's post is completely crooked, at least it is completely opposite to his theme. Everyone has already agreed that it is actually him who has a crush on me, not me, right?

What's the matter with feeling a little refreshed?

"What are you laughing at?" Ji Lang was correcting a wrong question when he suddenly raised his head and asked me.

"..." Embarrassed, did I laugh out loud?I said without changing my face, "I'm watching a joke, relax."

"Are you bored now?" he asked.

I shook my head, "No, I just want to see jokes, you study as you study, don't be so easily disturbed by the outside world."

"Can you stop looking at your phone?" Ji Lang asked suddenly.

Wow, two people need to accommodate each other and be considerate when living together, I understand, but you don't let me play with my mobile phone... Is this too lenient?

Apart from being strictly controlled by parents, who can bear being controlled by a roommate not to use their mobile phones?I can't stand it anyway.

Me: "I didn't play with your phone again."

"Don't be like this," he put down his pen and straightened up, "I'm very afraid that your grades will drop... I know you are very smart, but the third year of senior high school will be divided into experimental classes according to the results of the final exam. There are only a few dozen people. Only good ones can enter, which is very important to you."

I was dumbfounded.

Shouldn't I be the one telling him these words?

"It's okay..." Although I may not be able to continue to be the first in the grade, but I used to be in the [-]th or [-]th grades. Besides, there are two experimental classes. I can't just have ten students in a class. I just don't want me ?It was very unlucky after meeting Ji Lang, but it may not be so miserable.

Ji Lang: "Don't pretend to be nothing, what if you fail the exam, and it happens to be the time when I moved here, so you can't blame me, we supervise each other, you, study quickly."

"..." Awesome, social society.

Chicken brother mighty.

Seeing Ji Lang's enthusiasm for learning is so high, I was also infected.

I took out a dozen of the knowledge points in the six history textbooks that I printed out this morning. It’s a thick dozen. point.

Before I met Ji Lang, I never thought about falling in love, because I wanted to climb the ladder wholeheartedly. They said that falling in love would affect my grades, so I definitely couldn’t talk about it. I thought I was a little cautious about Ji Lang. It should be strangled... But now I have changed my mind again. Although this guy smokes, fights and is a hooligan, and his education is not very good, but he has that attitude, if he can control him, he can control me.

I was tired and happy at the same time. What made me tired was that Lai Wenle thought that I went back to the dormitory every day to have sex with Ji Lang. In fact, we were studying together head to head, supervising each other, and we were moved to tears.

The good news is that my grades should not drop, and Ji Lang will also rise.

Thinking of the post I hadn't finished just now, the knowledge points on the A4 paper suddenly disappeared... I was thinking in my mind, did I scare Liu Yuanji last time when I beat him up?

I don't like Liu Yuanji's broken mouth because I don't like him, so I hate him chewing my tongue behind my back. I don't want to be paid too much attention to people who have nothing to do with my relationship experience, but this doesn't mean Ji Ran is also ruled out...

After all, how many gays talk about their sexuality every day in real life?It’s enough to make jokes on the Internet and be happy. I’m back to my normal life, and I still care about it. After all, I’m a good-looking person. It doesn’t matter to me whether you support me or not, but if you want to slander me and say that it’s not me, just do it. Unbearable……

It doesn’t matter whether I’m a closet or cowardly, I really don’t want to be paid too much attention before I have the ability to protect myself.

But Ji Lang is so stupid...just because I beat up Liu Yuanji, he thinks I hate men?

He deserved his post to be dropped.

No, no, I can't stand it anymore, I must see how Ji Lang and I slept last night... Why do I feel that the feeling of him pressing me in the middle of the night is so real?If I want to sleep in his bed tonight, wouldn't I be ashamed again.

I got up and went to the bathroom with my phone.

"You want to play with your phone again?" Ji Lang looked up and called me.

"Have you really learned it? Don't keep watching me secretly." I said.

Ji Lang stopped talking, and muttered for a long time, "It's easy to get hemorrhoids if you squat for a long time."

Lend him a good word, huh, huh.

I hid in the toilet, sat on the toilet and continued to read the post intently.

[Original: I’ve been in a bad mood lately, and I want to ask you something. I’ve been punished for a year’s probation. If I hit someone again, what will happen?Get fired? 】

[Second floor: Why are you so horrified, you won't be slapped in the face as a result of being strong against Xueba, and then...]

[Third floor: If you say this on the second floor, it is easy for me to continue to make up my mind. The boss messed up and trampled Xueba, Xueba sued the school, and then the mentally handicapped landlord was sentenced to probation at school. I want to beat Xueba again. 】

【Landlord:...】

I:……

[Original: Take your saliva slowly, am I such a person in your hearts? 】

[Sixth floor: I don’t know, I heard that beating someone with a mentally retarded person hurts. 】

[Seventh floor: Landlord... What happened to you and Xueba?Why are you being detained for probation? I'm so scared. Can you two graduate smoothly?What's wrong with this post, I always feel that I need BE every minute, I don't listen, I don't listen! 】

[Eighth floor: Seventh brother, you are worrying too much, they are not in a relationship yet, where are they going to do so many earth-shattering things, besides, the landlord is rich, so it’s fine.This heart of mine belongs to the landlord.jpg]

[Old Landlord: I won’t reveal so much about the specifics. There are rumors in the school, and they are afraid that the failure of Xueba will affect his grades. Anyway, it was because he hit the trash before that his class teacher saw it and was notified by the school. I will be fined, I lent him the money when he lent me the money, but I don’t know if he borrowed the money to pay the fine, otherwise I… I…]

[Tenth floor: It's really... Luzhu actually lost an excellent opportunity to flatter and gain favorability.Applause for you.jpg]

[Eleventh floor: It's a pity to hear it.Relying on being gay.jpg]

[The twelfth floor: I don’t think the post can be be. I don’t believe Xueba is so smart, but he didn’t realize that Luzhu is so mentally retarded and loves him. Xueba beat others and borrowed money from Luzhu. The world only loves a mentally handicapped person. 】

[The thirteenth floor: Brother 12, please accept my knees, and find candy for yourself with the words on, it actually cured my hypoglycemia.A single dog hides behind the door and dare not speak.jpg]

[Fourteenth Floor: Brother 13, you’re welcome. I’ve saved this post. I’ll help you find sweets frequently in the future. Do you want to read the fanfic of “The Intellectually Disabled Landlord Suffers VS Indifference to Learn Overlords”? , When the time comes, send it to the post. 】

[Landlord: The upstairs is too much.Wai Xiao.jpg]

[Floor 12: I'm brother 14 or [-], what about the "mentally retarded landlord's attack vs the indifferent academic bully"?Guaranteed to write Xueba as a little fairy with a slender waist, raised buttocks, brows and eyes, gentle as water, pawing at the host every day for favor.There is a kind smile on the corner of the mouth.jpg]

[Landlord: Do you want a red envelope?Private you alone, oversized.Splitting a fork is the shape of loving you.jpg]

[Eighteenth floor: Waiting for the mentally handicapped attacker VS Xueba to receive the oversized truck!cute.jpg]

[Landlord: I am also waiting.Farting is the shape of loving you.jpg]

What should I do, I can't stand it anymore, I'm afraid I'll see something hot... Will Ji Lang be banned if I click Report?Fill in the report information with "obscenity, pornography, love" or something.

[12th Floor: Brother [-], please hurry back and publish the book. I will order ten copies first and distribute them to my little sisters.Hee hee.jpg]

[Floor 21: Do you accept a deposit?I'm afraid I won't be able to get a pre-order. 】

[Floor 22: Come on, I haven't written it yet... I can't even get the pre-orders, I'm panicking! 】

[Original: You are really... white-eyed wolves, my relationship problem has not been resolved yet!You guys are going to read the book! 】

[Floor 25: Touch the dog head of the landlord, has the bully been notified? 】

[Original poster: Of course not, his fine was also cancelled, I went to admit my mistake, and even memorized that spicy chicken and put it on school for probation. Although I am very proud, the school bully is very angry with me, he said I If you make another mistake, don't you have to drop out of school?Living with him for such a long time, my grades are not getting better, but I have provoked a lot of people, saying that I have caused him for no reason... Am I meddling in my own business?I feel so rubbish. 】

[Floor 27: What book are you still reading? It's super sweet!What's the matter with Luzhu suddenly full of aggression? 】

[Floor 28: You need to read the book, the top student is also very sweet!People don't think you are meddling in your own business!Xueba feels sorry for you, hello landlord!Xueba is also a little goblin, and his mouth is too upright!It's too arrogant to continue, I can bear it.jpg]

[Floor 29: Master!Come on!Xueba must care about you!I'm afraid that your grades won't improve, so hurry up and study hard so that Xueba will be able to fall in love with you with less pressure!I want to kiss him right now.jpg]

[The thirtieth floor: What more posts, go and learn! 】

[Floor 31: Jump to the floor to remind brother 12 to update, and by the way, remind the master to study. 】

The style of painting in the back has completely collapsed. A group of people said that Ji Lang's grades are not filial to me, saying that he can't find a partner if he doesn't study. As a result, Ji Lang was urged to study as soon as he updated the post. Recently, I have been crazily absorbing knowledge like a chicken blood.

But in the days to come, Ji Lang continued to update tenaciously under everyone's frantic urging to learn.

[Original: I feel pretty good recently. Really, I regained my confidence. It was true that I was said to be liked by Xueba.Addicted to study all day.jpg]

[Second floor: Our mental retardation is back.This classmate, please don’t post things that have nothing to do with study.jpg]

[Third floor: I no longer believe in the real hammer released by the host, and I will be at every turn.Become gay spray.jpg]

[Original poster: Didn’t you see that my name has been changed to “Two Men and One Dog”? We have a child! 】

[Fifth floor: ... Is your dog also mentally retarded?Helpless.jpg]

[Original: How do you know it's called Gouzi?Shocked.jpg]

[Seventh floor: It must be the name given by the host... oh my mentally handicapped baby.jpg]

[Original poster: I’ve been a little tired from studying recently, so let’s clear my mind and carefully sort out the fact that my roommate has a crush on me. We added friends to each other before, and he proposed to add them first. 】

[Jiulou: It's unbelievable, why did Xueba take the initiative to join the landlord, is it possible that he really has a crush on him? 】

Wronged, I really want to criticize the vest and go to battle in person, telling them that my purpose of Jia Jilang is to let him see: two people need to learn to respect each other as roommates, but last time we fought before we could respect each other.

Ji Lang didn't put up the real hammer, and everyone got used to it.

[Original poster: The roommate is very strange today. He suddenly stopped letting the dog go to bed. We used to be very harmonious. The dog is very clean and likes to bathe by himself. I have never seen such a clean dog. 】

[Second floor: The owner is digressing. It's not a question of whether the dog is clean or not. Why doesn't Xueba let the dog go to bed?Did something unpleasant happen? 】

[Original: I don’t know. When I woke up in the morning, the dog was pressing on his chest, and then he said that he couldn’t sleep well because of the dog’s pressure, so he asked me to leave first. 】

[Fourth floor: Then you left?Get out of Lao Tzu's Fairy Castle.jpg]

[Landlord: Yes.Enter revenge mode.jpg]

[Sixth floor: No wonder you're single.Your ignorance makes me speechless.jpg]

[Seventh floor: I always feel that if the landlord's IQ arrears, the two of them would have been together long ago. 】

A group of people complained for a long time, but luckily they didn't realize that I was a dog... Hey, I'm so tired and panicked, Ji Lang has tens of millions of troops to advise him, I'm so dangerous.

One day Ji Lang suddenly updated again.

[Original: My panties are gone! 】

[Second floor: I feel that the boss is very excited, what's going on?Wake up, young hero.jpg]

[Third floor: Could it be that Xueba took it?Please start your performance.jpg]

[Fourth floor: It can't be that it's really a top student, but I'm very excited, jumping, and spinning inside! 】