Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

[Floor 49: The poster is bragging again, watching you Tiezi molesting Xueba, but you can only express your feelings here.Amazing, amazing.jpg]

[Fifty floor: Yes, if you want me to say, if I were a top student, I would have kicked the host and him.Take a look at what kind of friends you made yourself.jpg]

[Floor 51: Master Lu, are you panicking?Haven't done something yet?As long as you have a mouth, Baba Baba all day long.jpg]

[Old Landlord: It’s not a big deal to watch the excitement, right?Other children are so cute.jpg]

[Floor 53: That's definitely not a big deal. It's just that we've been worried about Xueba for so long. Maybe he's thinking about you day and night and wants to do something wrong. On a bed, the moon The black wind is high, what are you doing wrong, why do you have to sleep?Stay in kindergarten.jpg]

[Old Landlord: No way... Taking advantage of people's danger is like a beast. 】

[Floor 55: Then you are inferior to a beast.Don't be funny.jpg]

[Floor 56: Support my brother 55. 】

【Landlord:...】

I saw that Ji Lang's comments were like crazy and encouraged him to take some practical actions.

[Floor 58: They are still in school. This is not necessary. I think the host is doing the right thing. ] I shivered and sent this comment. [Floor 59: It feels like there are unknown creatures among us. emmmmm.jpg]

[Sixtieth floor: 58th floor, a student who is obsessed with tone. 】

Damn... I'm not that bad, am I?Was caught out the first time you jumped into the building?Not only this, my post was also discovered after I posted two sentences... I have such a high IQ but I am not suitable for playing these things?

It’s weird.

I think everyone is careless in their daily lives, and I have never seen anyone as scary as Sherlock Holmes. How come they are supernatural on the Internet.

[Floor 61: Hold my little heart tightly, I also feel that I have discovered something extraordinary.Really confusing, jpg]

[Floor 62: I'm on the 58th floor, everyone thinks too much, let's discuss the facts. 】

[Floor 63: Our cult organization never discusses the matter as it stands, and never thinks it's a big deal. Such a serious person upstairs must be a spy. Take a look at his IP.Suddenly scare you.jpg]

I replied tremblingly, [Floor 64: Hey...why do I go to the wrong channel if I don’t agree with you? I was wrong, bye. 】

[Floor 65: Scared away, the mysterious person is short-lived.Innocent.jpg]

[Floor 66: If you can't escape, you must be climbing the stairs to watch and rape.I fucking thought of it long ago.jpg]

[Landlord: What are you talking about? 】

[Floor 68: The host is still very good, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, he pretends to be very similar.Social society can't afford to mess with.jpg]

[Floor 69: Shhh, don't expose the boss, or it will be embarrassing for him to meet the bully. 】

[Landlord: I don’t understand.cute.jpg]

[Floor 71: I'm still standing here in a daze, drive your Tiezi away, what a pity that the candlelight dinner was ruined.Become gay spray.jpg]

[Floor 72: I hope to see the live broadcast, can the master talk about the process in the post while having dinner?look forward to.jpg]

[Floor 73: Who cares to listen to what the master ate, mainly what you did after eating.The Gaze of Sex and Love.jpg]

[Floor 74: Yes, for example, in which hotel is the room opened and what room number is it. 】

[Floor 75: She obviously...has her own love nest, so of course the first time is in the place where she first met.That's it.jpg]

[Floor 76: Makes sense, didn't they first meet at school, or at the door of a certain classroom.suddenly funny.jpg]

[Floor 77: The upstairs is bold and exciting. 】

[Old Landlord: I won’t talk to you guys anymore, goodbye. 】

[Floor 79: Don't be cowardly, you have more than 1 fans cheering for you, can you take him down, you can do it. 】

[Eighty floor: You can. 】

[Floor 81: Don't be cowardly, it's fine! 】

[Original: Tears, thank you everyone.sigh.jpg]

Ji Lang put the phone back into his pocket, smoked another cigarette, and teased the dog with his feet.

He is so tall and still has a cigarette between his fingers. He really looks like a grown-up, a precocious guy.

I clicked into my post and found that all you can do every day is call me.

[First floor: People!Your little cutie knocked on the door, won't you open it.jpg]

[Second floor: Summon the master! 】

[Third floor: Stop shouting, studying so well must be because you have never played it in private, how can you still play with your mobile phone every day.Nice guy.jpg]

[Fourth Floor: Not necessarily, some top students are so willful. You think he pretends to be relaxed and playful in school, but in fact he is more relaxed and playful in private.The old iron was pierced.jpg]

[Fifth floor: Brother 4 really hurts my heart, yes, we are different, if you don't work hard, you don't even know that you are really bad.Every tear is the shape of loving you.jpg]

[Sixth floor: Shit, I came to look for food to eat, and suddenly I was fed poisonous chicken soup. This floor is poisonous, post post post. 】

[Old Landlord: Let’s all study, hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don’t work hard, you won’t succeed. 】

[Eighth floor: The boss is here, but I won't drink this bowl of Xueba-style useless chicken soup.Kick over.jpg]

[Ninth floor: Why does the host still have time to post?The mentally handicapped master next door is dying of anxiety, and we are also dying of anxiety, hasn't he called the master to eat yet? 】【Tenth Floor: Yes, I am dying of anxiety, you two are going to make thousands of people panic to death.Can make me angry.jpg]

[Eleventh floor: Yes, you have to do what the people like. 】

[Original: I don't know what you are talking about, I'm going home from get off work. 】

[The thirteenth floor: Yes, I admire Luzhu's psychological quality. 】

Turn off the phone, take back the test paper, pick up the pen, just wrote a name, Ji Lang came in.

Chen Haokong covered his nose, "You're smoking again."

"You belong to a dog, so the smell is so bland." Ji Lang glanced at him, smelled his hand and walked over again, "You should have written it well, right?"

Chen Haokong: "One percent, is it about the same?"

"I'll write it another day. It's not elementary school anymore. How can you still fail to finish everything on the night of the holiday?" Ji Lang asked him.

Chen Haokong shook his head, "I can't... I can't even do it every day, I just thought that I finally had a conversation with Hao Yu, so I can get more fairy spirit, if you two are fine these days, take me with you..."

"Impossible," Ji Lang interrupted him simply and rudely, "Hao Yu and I don't study, we still have to go out to play, what are we going to learn?"

Chen Haokong was stunned, "No way, the final week will start in less than a month, you two are not nervous?"

"I'm a little nervous in the third year of high school, it's not too late." Ji Lang helped Chen Haokong clean up the books he threw on the table and the bed, "Take my dog ​​away when you leave."

"Ah? You don't want it anymore?" Chen Haokong was surprised.

Ji Lang knocked him on the head, "What are you thinking, I want you to feed it for two days, we will have more when we come back, there is a leash at home, I will put it on in a while, and that little yellow duck dog muzzle, Put it on too, you must wear it when you go out."

"Muzzle? It's so stupid," Chen Haokong said with black lines on his face, "It's only a matter of walking two blocks, isn't the dog a native dog? Look at you, you are as cautious as raising a Tibetan mastiff, and there are no poodles. That’s it, I think it’s okay.”

"Don't think so, Dai," Ji Lang looked at him very seriously, "Dogs don't bite people, just in case some children who are afraid of dogs will be frightened, your house is claimed to be full of quality people, I'm most afraid that cultural people will mess things up a little bit."

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Chen Haokong originally wanted to study for a while, but he forgot the task as soon as Ji Lang gave it to him, so he put down the book and went to the balcony to call the dog to play with him.

"Shall we go out to eat at night? I've been eating takeout for so long." Ji Lang made sure that Chen Haokong didn't intend to come in before he asked me.

I definitely can't refuse, "Okay."

Then I saw Ji Lang's earlobe turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye...

It's over, I can't help but laugh, from the bottom of my heart, it's so silly and cute.

After finishing speaking, Chen Haokong came in, "Your dog is stupid, raised too naively, it runs after people, just like seeing your own parents."

Ji Lang: "Then you can watch it for me."

Chen Haokong: "Are you two going on a trip? Why can't you take your dog with you?"

"Go back to my house, my mother is allergic to dog hair, don't touch it, otherwise it will be cheaper for you." Ji Lang found the leash.

"Okay, I'm done, hey, you and Hao Yu are going to your house?" Chen Haokong reacted.

Ji Lang: "What's wrong? Go home and have a meal."

"It's nothing, I think I wanted to play with you before, but you were not willing to let me in." Chen Haokong shrugged helplessly.

Ji Lang was speechless, "My house is so far away, I have to send you back after you go, what a trouble."

"Anyway, you are right."

Chen Haokong walked away with the dog in a duckbill, and the dog hopped down the stairs, not wanting to miss its two old fathers here at all.

"Stop!" Ji Lang suddenly shouted.

Hearing the sound Gouzi walked up to a certain step and stopped suddenly, Ji Lang waved his hand again and said, "Let's go."

The dog started jumping down again.

Chen Haokong patted his heart: "Damn it, I thought you called me, but you scared me."

Ji Lang: "Don't be afraid, I'm giving the dog a father's prestige."

Once the dog and the person left, Ji Lang started to get into the hut to change clothes.

I think Ji Lang is very unkind. He knew we were going to eat western food, so he deliberately dressed himself up handsomely, but I didn't know it on the surface, and he didn't tell me.

If I really don't know, I will definitely be raped by him at that time.

After he changed, I changed my clothes too.

But he never noticed the frequency of my changing clothes, but his eyes were amazed, "Wow, you look good in this, why don't you usually wear it?"

"..." Because he is too handsome, he is afraid of affecting the study of the people around him, so he is so handsome.

The two of us went downstairs, Ji Lang walked in front, came out of the school gate, Ji Lang called the taxi, I found that he didn't dare to look at me from the beginning to the end, he must be so nervous.

I can't put more psychological pressure on him, I have to pretend that I don't know anything, so I asked, "Where are we going? I still need to take a taxi." Ji Lang said as if nothing happened: "Our school is here. What can I eat in the barren mountains, it’s not too far away, I can come back at night.”

"okay."

Ji Lang and I waited on the side of the road for nearly 5 minutes before the taxi came here, and then he got in the car and told the driver the location.

Because the distance is indeed a bit far, the drivers are probably more talkative, and they started chatting with Ji Lang about some things. Why is the road in Xinhua? Where did he get the news that he could talk to the uncle.

Finally, the driver glanced at us in the rearview mirror, with a strange expression on his face, and said: "My son is about the same age as you two, and he is in the third grade of junior high school."

Ji Lang: "Master, we are in our second year of high school..."

No way, we always feel that junior high school and high school are actually two dividing points in mental growth. We are very unconvinced when we are compared to junior high school students, especially high school students like Ji Lang.

“哎，差不多差不多，”司机坚持认为他的观点，“我家儿子学习不太好，谈恋爱，给他们小女孩买巧克力被我逮到了，好一顿揍。”

"I fell in love at such a young age." Ji Lang sighed.

I thought to myself that he really knows how to pretend, he already understood everything in the third grade of junior high school, as if he was so innocent.

"Yeah, I think you two are so handsome, are you also in a relationship?" The driver smiled, I suddenly saw his big yellow teeth in the rearview mirror, and saw his hand holding the steering wheel, although I didn't look at it Clear, but I have already figured out half of his fingers that were yellowed due to years of smoking.

When I go back, I still have to teach Ji Lang well, don't smoke too often, otherwise I will...be handsome.

And Ji Lang is too easily annoyed, doesn't he just don't know how to invite me to eat Western food, so he started smoking in annoyance, his mental quality is not good.

clothes.

"No, we are studying well." Ji Lang said.

The driver obviously didn't believe it, so he laughed for a while and started talking about other things.

Later, the driver probably felt that Ji Lang couldn't handle him alone, so he started asking me again, "I see this kid doesn't like to talk."

Seeing the driver looking at me in the rearview mirror, Ji Lang pulled me to sit next to him, "He's rather shy."

I don't think it's necessary, it made me like a little girl who is afraid of bad guys, I just said: "I don't like it."

The driver smiled at me in the rearview mirror again.

Crazy, I felt a chill down my back, and sat next to Ji Lang.

After we got out of the car, Ji Lang kept scolding that guy, and said that he would still have to drive himself when we went out for dinner.

Just kidding, he didn't even come, where did he get his driver's license.

"Why do you always scold him?" I asked.

Ji Lang said with disgust on his face, "He has a fart son, and he's still in the third grade of junior high school. He's only 28 or [-] at most, but he looks wretched and old-fashioned, and he keeps bringing the topic to you. I really want to beat him."

I really didn't hear it.

I squeezed his face, "Okay, I don't feel anything, you are so angry."

Ji Lang stopped talking, and touched the place I pinched, "Then... eat more later."

"En." The painting style changed suddenly.

Western restaurant.

Because I knew in advance that I was going to come here, so I don't know what kind of reaction is in line with the situation I just learned. Ask him why he eats Western food or say something else?

I'm really afraid that if I ask, Ji Lang won't be able to make up nonsense on the spot, and then he will be so nervous that he stutters.

I'm so tired too, it's better to just pierce it.

"Would you like to eat? They have a discount at the restaurant, and [-]% off the set menu for couples today." Ji Lang took the initiative to explain.

"Oh." Is [-]% off a lot?Doubt about life.

We didn't come early or late, but this is always a western restaurant, even if there are many people, we can't feel it, but the waiters all paid attention to the two of us at once.

"Welcome, do you two have an appointment?" A waiter came to entertain.

"En," Ji Lang nodded, "The one in the upstairs box."

"Oh, I remember," the waiter smiled and extended his hand towards the direction of the stairs, "Come up with me, both of you."

It's really... a luxury to book a private room. It's strange for two boys to eat western food, and they hide in a room where others can't see... I dare not say that there are many people who can see through us.

But I always feel that I have been seen through by others.

Now not only Ji Lang is nervous, but I am also a little shy.

After we arrived in the private room, the waiter wrote down the food requirements one by one, and then served some drinks and asked us to wait patiently.

The waiter left, and we were the only ones in the box staring.

It can be seen that Ji Lang is too nervous to look into my eyes, and I am also very embarrassed, as long as there are people around, I really don't have room to put my eyes, I feel like I can kiss each other just by looking at each other.

The atmosphere is so good that I don't even believe that we are not based.

Ji Lang coughed twice and stood up, "Well, I'll go to the bathroom."

"Okay." Great, I will go if he doesn't go.

As soon as Ji Lang left, I quickly took a deep breath, feeling that when he was there, the air was full of spring, medicine and sparks, if we didn't pay attention, we would roll into a ball...

Ji Lang went to the toilet for a long time, so long that I was nervous, and when I heard footsteps outside, I thought it was him who came back. After admitting the wrong person many times, I decided to take out my phone and watch a joke to relieve my mood.

As a result, I clicked into Ji Lang's post involuntarily, and found that it exploded.

[First floor: Fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! 】

[Second floor: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck me! 】

[Third floor: Take a breath upstairs and then practice again, nine shallow and one deep, pay attention to the rhythm, start. 】

[Fourth floor: Where is the landlord?What about the landlord?Landlord! 】

[Landlord: What's the matter? 】

[Sixth floor: What the hell?How can you reply to a post?Are you the man who brought a little brother to eat western food just now?isn't it you? 】

[Landlord: ...? ? ? 】

[Eighth floor: You are wearing black short-sleeved sweatpants. You are taller than the handsome guy behind you. That guy has white short-sleeved sleeves. At first glance, you look like a couple. After the couple set meal, you ordered four sets. dessert? 】

[Original: Damn!Am I handsome or not!I knew I should have a haircut. In fact, I am usually more handsome than today, and the one in my family is even more handsome. 】

[Tenth Floor: No, no, I'm...fuck me...]

[Eleventh floor: I guess the fucker brother on the 12th floor is the same person, what's wrong with you?Could it be that he met the real body of Luzhu and Xueba? 】

[Twelfth floor: Damn!yes!How many lifetimes of blessings have I cultivated!I'm a part-time job in a western restaurant!I wasn't supposed to be on duty today, but the person on duty was my friend. She asked me to take over the shift because of something. I didn't want to come and wanted to complain about her, but now I just want to go back and kneel down for her! 】

[The thirteenth floor: Damn it!No!Brother, what kind of personality do you have!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!A sincere heart for you.jpg]

[Fourteenth floor: Damn it!Really?Have you seen the real body of Luzhu?Then you must have seen Xueba too?Fuck, I've always thought that this is a hot post, after all, it's gone viral on the forum, and I've been pouring water and farting every day, but I didn't expect it to be true?There is also this kind of operation.jpg]

[Fifth floor: Brother 8, you are the most innocent person in the whole world, because the post of Xueba has already been picked up.There is an honest man here, quickly isolate him.jpg]

Fuck, they're talking about my post now?How should I look Ji Lang in the eyes in this ambiguous atmosphere?

[The sixteenth floor: Ahhh!The lucky value of the floor owner is overwhelming, please take a photo!photo! 】

[The seventeenth floor: Damn, what surprised me was not seeing their real bodies... but their fucking matching faces!face!How handsome is this!The owner of the boss is completely different from the simple, honest and stupid landowner I imagined. He belongs to people who can't see through at a glance. The real person is super ruffian!Cool! 】

[Eighteenth floor: Damn, look at Luzhu's usual silly temperament, but he's still a jerk?Sure enough, appearances can be deceiving, but what about Xueba?Straight A student? 】

[Nineteenth Floor: That's right, Xueba!Fuck, panic to death!Goug my eyes out, I want to see! 】

[Twentieth floor: Xueba!No wonder the boss always said that some boys also like Xueba. I thought he was exaggerating because of Xi Shi in the eyes of beholders. As a result... Xueba really belongs to the kind of person who dare not look up for a second glance. It seems that the kind who doesn't talk much and doesn't dare to strike up a conversation, what the hell, how cool it is to be a celebrity and sell photos! 】

[Floor 21: Really?Is it that exaggerated?Why can't I meet such a person in my life...]

[Floor 22: Actually, I’ve met them before, but they didn’t have a foundation, so I didn’t look at them too much, but if it’s really a good-looking boy like Luzhu who finds a good-looking boyfriend, I’m sorry I see adultery to the end, and the more I look at them, the more attractive they become. 】

[Floor 23: Ting upstairs, now the two of them have gone to the private room on the second floor, the private room, what the hell, the private room of our western restaurant, a famous holy place for couples!They also ordered the couple set meal!But it may be because the boys have a big appetite and ordered a lot of pastries, and it feels like they can't finish them all.Although I didn't eat, I was full! 】

[Floor 24: No need to talk, I'm afraid I'll be a starving student, neither of us know what to say, so we can't stop eating. 】

[Floor 25: Makes sense, you take a sip and I take a sip, drink after eating, eat again after drinking, you have to hold on until the end...Then the two of them went to the hospital in the middle of the night for gastric lavage, hospitalized, drip, fell asleep exhausted, and finally parted ways .What a sad story.jpg]

[Floor 26: The upstairs is too much, you burst all the pink bubbles in your head.It’s just you who will blare all day long.jpg]

[Floor 27: Where is the floor master?Are you in charge of delivering meals to Xueba and the others?I'm so envious! 】

[Floor 28: Crying to death downstairs, they are in the box on the second floor, I am just a bar counter in charge of mixing coffee, I can't leave the counter at all... My heart is broken, and the little sisters who came back from ordering are all stunned by them up. 】

[Floor 29: You still play with your mobile phone, aren't you afraid of having your salary deducted? 】

[Thirty floor: It's okay, my friend's class will not deduct my money. 】

[Floor 31: Gao, I'm digressing again... Is the box monitored?Wondering if they ever kissed. 】

[Floor 32: Same question. 】

[Floor 33: No... I just know that couples will kiss when they go in, so I don't pretend, hey. 】

【Original: You guys are so scary... Did you take a sneak shot?If I take pictures that are ugly, delete them, and if they look good, keep them, but don’t have the face of a student studying abroad, give him a little private space, thank you everyone...]

[Floor 34: From now on, I will officially become the dog face fan of the master. 】

[Floor 35: The good-looking boss, but also to protect the privacy of the school bully, the boyfriend is maxed out]

[Floor 36: In order for the two of you to continue to get along well, we must protect you to the death! 】

This guy is busy climbing stairs to read posts in the toilet, I...

I don't know what to say to Ji Lang when he comes back.

He knew that if there were fans downstairs, he would definitely be nervous.

Damn, I was kind of looking forward to it.