Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

[Eleventh Floor: Master, are you an idiot? Xueba is so handsome, do you have the heart to let him be lonely for another third year of high school?High school study pressure is so great, who doesn't have their own way to decompress?Don't you rush to act first and push people out? [I'm so angry that I have no dog feeling on my face. jPg]]

[Twelfth Floor: Sorry, my focus is on brother 11's decompression method, what is that? 】

[The thirteenth floor: Of course it's exciting and very affectionate, the kind that young people will play. [Stupid people have stupid blessings, but idiots don't. jPg]]

[Fourteenth Floor: Logically speaking, it's time to drive down.But I can't be happy, I can't do it, I'm going to read Xueba's post, he must be very sad. [Heart cut like a knife. jpg]]

Seeing this, I couldn't help but want to turn to my place.

Ji Lang was more impatient than me, "Hurry up, I'm going to see you, I haven't had time to rape you yet."

I didn't say anything, he already clicked the back button and entered my section, at this time Ji Lang suddenly played some soft music.

Ji Lang looked up: "Don't listen to the music and ignore the traffic lights."

Auntie didn't look back, "During your absence, I already drove to and from get off work by myself every day, and my driving skills are as stable as a dog."

"What a bad adjective, stop talking." Ji Lang looked down at the post with me.

[First floor: Is the cute Luzhu there? 】

[Second floor: Don't ask like this, you should ask: Is the crying master there? [I can't sleep because I want to study. jPg”]

[Third floor: The one upstairs is too much, why do you want to use things like learning to stimulate the bully? [Your picture is very good, but unfortunately it will be mine in a second. jPg”]

[Fourth floor: Sir, I’m a man. I may not be as good-looking as they say the host next door is, but I’m definitely a super warm man. I’m hand-controlled and leg-controlled. I fell in love with the picture posted by the host next door that day. You, can you give me a contact information?I've private messaged you for a long time and you haven't replied, can you reply me? 】

[Fifth floor: Is the upstairs stimulating the allies of the mentally handicapped boss, or are you telling the truth? 】

[Sixth Floor: If it's true, wouldn't it be prying the corner of the wall?Not kind and not kind, and there is no emoticon package, it doesn't look like a friendly army. 〔Be careful what you say, my 3 yuan slippers are not a joke. jPg”]

[Seventh floor: Landlord?Have you raised two dogs to take care of them?I can move in and take care of your dog for you. 】

[Eighth Floor: I have sent ten private messages to Lou Y, but I haven't replied to any of them. Do you want to be so cold? 】

[Ninth Floor: Couldn't it be an appointment one by one in line? 】

[Tenth floor: Why can't I understand what the 789th floor said...]

[Floor [-]: Fuck, a man has sneaked in...]

[The twelfth floor: It's still fucking dating... [Who gave you the courage to call me Xiaomoxian? jPg]]

[The thirteenth floor: Let me say that the boss next door is an idiot... The school bully is so handsome, he will save until graduation if he doesn't do it... People will not know him by then... [How could I be like you?] Kind of son. jPg]]

[Fourteenth Floor: If you want to chat with Xueba then, you have to line up three days in advance. 】

Although there are very strange things mixed in, I think these words should be said to Ji Lang, and I will say it under me, whether I agree or not.

If you look further down, anyway, almost all of my posts call Ji Lang an idiot.

I couldn't help but want to see his expression now, when I turned to look at him, I found that he was also looking at me, and he whispered, "Someone sent you a private message?"

I shook my head.

Ji Lang: "You tell the truth."

"I don't know, no..." I was a little hypocritical, except for watching Ji Lang's Weibo every day, I just read my own posts, and I didn't play much with anything, and I didn't have that curiosity.

Ji Lang took out my mobile phone, "Chua-Chua" tapped twice, and then I saw that his forehead was almost bulging with veins...

"What's wrong?" I trembled a little.

"Have you flirted with someone online?" Ji Lang asked me.

"How is it possible!" I didn't even know it was happening.

Ji Lang clicked on my homepage and let me see it.

There used to be a small red dot in the private message, but now it is gone, because I never knew that Ji Lang was following my post, so I believe he would not send me a private message, so I didn't click on it.

Now Ji Lang clicked on it.

"So many people talk to me," I said in surprise, "Bring it here and let me have a look."

I clicked on the first person, and his ID was "Available on weekends and Mondays."

[Available on weekends and Mondays: Do you have an appointment? 】

[Available on weekends and Mondays: Are you there?answer】

[Available on weekends and Mondays: height 182,18, [-] cm, definitely makes you feel good, reply to the message, you can send photos first. 】

[Available on weekends and Mondays: [Picture] [Picture] [Picture]]

Fuck... What the hell... I was caught off guard and saw three mouths... This weekend man, who claims to be 182 tall, actually sent me pictures of his dick, abs and feet, which made me sick...

"Didn't you not flirt?" Ji Lang asked me gloomyly, "What's the matter with this guy?"

"I'm on a forum, not a dating platform..." I whispered, "Can you still not believe me?"

"I believe," Ji Lang hurriedly clicked on the photo of that person and returned, "The little one can blind people's eyes, so he's ashamed to post it. I'll scold him later."

There was a large row of private messages below, and Ji Lang clicked on another dialog box called "Diao Diao's".

This guy has even hotter eyes, he didn't say a word, and all the dick pictures came up, I'm really convinced.

Ji Lang looked at the photos of six or seven people in a row.Look up and say to me. "This group of idiots... Fuck, it's too bad. I'm so angry that I'm a little motion sick..."

I reached out and rubbed his temple, "Don't be angry, don't be angry."

Ji Lang grabbed my hand and rubbed it back and forth, I quickly withdrew my hand for fear of being seen by his mother.

Ji Lang leaned his head and whispered to me, "Do you think I can not be angry? You flirt with others online behind my back, how should I punish you?"

"It's one thing that I can't carry you. Also, you still want to punish me. Why do you pretend to be a high school graduate and fall in love again? Otherwise, so many people will call you a scumbag?"

Ji Lang retorted: "I did this to surprise you, not to give others a break. They are taking advantage of others. I have never seen such a person. My fans will not be like this. What kind of physique do you have? You only recruit these people .”

"I recruit you too." I said.

Ji Lang looked at me and smiled for a long time, "Don't try to trick me, you're not kind, I'll show you my private message, I wish us a happy relationship for a hundred years, you Gotta learn a little bit."

Ji Lang took out his phone, and I stared at him, "Didn't you just use mine to watch because your phone was out of battery?"

Ji Lang raised his eyebrows at me, "Why do you believe everything."

"……"My fault.

I have believed in his evil many times.

Ji Lang clicked on his post, "Did you see that? There are a lot of private messages."

I leaned my head over, "Well, click to have a look."

Ji Lang clicked on an ID called "The poor little boy who can never be flopped by idols".

[The poor little boy who can never be flopped by idols: You are a scumbag!Capitalized scumbag! 】

[The poor little boy who can never be flopped by idols: It's not responsible to flirt with a top student, I've never seen such a brazen person! 】

[The poor little boy who can never be flopped by idols: Scumbag, scumbag, come out to me! 】

There are more below, and the scolding may be even worse.Ji Lang didn't want me to read it, so he clicked Back.

"I haven't finished it yet." I said dissatisfied.

Ji Lang shook his head, "That... Misunderstanding, there has never been such a thing before."

As he spoke, he clicked on another ID called "Lou Li Meng Mei You Qing Qing".

[Loli cute girl You Qingqing: I didn't expect you to be such a landlord! 】

[Loli cute girl You Qingqing: You have the ability to reply to private messages! 】

[Loli cute girl You Qingqing: Doesn't your conscience hurt!I want to catch Xueba and hit you hard in the face! 】

Want to chase me?Well, now I'm starting to wonder if this cute loli girl really has Qingqing.

Obviously, Ji Lang's focus is not in the same place as I put it.

He turned his head and said to me, "It's over, I killed myself, can I still clean it up?"

"..." He really thought of himself as a character.

I also wanted to read Ji Lang's other private messages, but he was probably too ashamed to let me read it.

I opened my post and found that someone private messaged me again, and it was just posted 1 minute ago.

If there’s one, there’s two, there’s three. I couldn’t help but click in to see what this person said, but when I clicked in, I found that the person’s profile picture was a naked man, and I secretly felt something was wrong. [Want me to lick you: Is the landlord there?I think I might have met you, you're my type. 】

【Want me to lick you: I can give you money】

【Want me to lick you? [Image] [image]】

【Want me to lick you: I really saw you, in my dream, lick you】

"Fuck!" Ji Lang watched from the side and frantically snatched my phone away.

Ji Lang's mother didn't look back, but glanced at him in the rearview mirror, "Who are you scolding? Talk and get along well, who are you scolding?"

"You just need to concentrate on driving. Can I still swear indiscriminately?"

Maybe Ji Lang always had a serious reason for cursing people in the past, but his mother didn't bother anymore.

Then... I saw that Ji Lang used my account to post a new post...

[Original: The stinky SB who sent private messages has lost his mind, you! 】

[Original: Climb along the network cable and cut your thing! 】

[Lord Wang: If you send it again, you will be picked out one by one!Hold! 】

[Fourth floor: shivering... [Confused. jpg]

[Fifth floor: It feels like the mentally handicapped master next door and Xueba have merged, what's going on...]

[Sixth floor.Could it be that the host next door registered the wrong number...it must be. 】

[Seventh floor: No way... Why do I think Xueba fell asleep, and then the mentally retarded peeked at his private message? [There is also this kind of operation. jPg]]

[Eighth floor: Then you find out that the top student is teasing you online? [Interesting and interesting. jPg”]

[Jiulou: Don't talk nonsense, what should I do if I irritate the mentally retarded master?I think he stole Xueba's mobile phone. 〔Yuan Fang, how do you see. jPg]

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[Original: Have you bought all the medicine for motion sickness? One by one, I want to get in the car. Lou Wang has been driving for so many years, and there is never a time when he does not fail. 】