Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

The more I think about it, the more ashamed I become. Ji Lang is still a shameless person who always does things that are easy to misunderstand. I think that if Qiu Hong originally suspected that Ji Lang and I had a problem, he should be able to fully confirm his guess now. .

Ji Lang and I finished the shower ♂♂♂♂ exhausted. I got dressed and came out first. I only changed into new underwear without any pants on. He came out naked.

As soon as we opened the bathroom door, we saw Ruan Xuehai got off his bed and stood on the ground wearing slippers.

The six eyes collided, the atmosphere was very embarrassing, the movements were very stiff, and the eyes were dodging.

After all, Xuehai is my iron man for many years, I can't let him think about it, so I pretended to be cold and warm and said, "Are you still asleep?"

Ruan Xuehai stammered, "Ah...it's too hot, I didn't fall asleep..."

I nodded: "En..."

So he didn't fall asleep the whole time, the air conditioner was on 21 degrees, he was still hot... I had to wonder why he was hot and whether he was staring at the bathroom all the time.

Ruan Xuehai walked two more steps inside wearing slippers, and was horrified to find that Ji Lang standing behind me was not even wearing underwear.

Ruan Xuehai lingered on the two of us with surprised eyes, "You..."

"Listen to me, it's not what you think..." I stood in front of Ji Lang with a weak explanation, but he and I were really innocent, and we were innocent before some specific explanations.

"Don't..." Ruan Xuehai waved at us, "I don't know anything..."

I was confused, I turned to look at Ji Lang, "Are you still under the covers?"

Ji Lang nodded tremblingly, "Oh!"

I dare not look at Qiu Hong again. Today is another embarrassing day after I have known Ji Lang all my life. I can't say it is the most embarrassing, because being with Ji Lang makes it even more embarrassing.

The next day he set off and continued to move forward. Qiu Hong probably slept well, woke up very early, and was full of energy along the way.

I was lying bored on the back seat, Ji Lang wanted to get closer to me, before I got close to him, I stepped on his black shoes and said, "Stop."

"Damn it," Ji Lang pulled his feet back abruptly, took a wet towel from his bag and wiped his shoes, "You're so fucking cruel...how can you step on these shoes?"

"Hehe." I bought it, and I stepped on it. He usually has a lot of shoes, and some are more expensive than this one. I haven't seen him clean it once when he stepped on shit. Now I know how to cherish it, but I don't believe his evil.

"Hao Yu..." Ji Lang stretched his legs towards the door over there, and leaned his upper body over, "What's wrong with you?"

"Hehe." What else can I do, Qiu Hong has been watching us today, and when he went down the stairs, he said to me, "You have really changed, and you are not the same as I imagined."

I don't know where I have changed, maybe it's because I was crazy, I dare to mess around in front of so many people, Ji Lang is still afraid that others won't misunderstand us.

Ji Lang lay there with his head up, pinching my chin with one hand, "Don't do this, hehe, it's cold violence...you can't treat me like this."

"Why were you talking nonsense on the post again yesterday?" I asked him.

Ji Lang stopped pinching my chin, retreated silently, and said in a low voice, "You can't do this...you can't always criticize my status on the Internet, people are double-faced, at least double-faced, I am a thousand Face... Sometimes what you say on the Internet may not be true, and what I say is true, don't you know?"

"...I'm just..." Because of your fucking nonsense, I feel so speechless. Yesterday when I was going to take a shower, Ji Lang was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone. At that time, he thought it was weird, but he didn't think about anything else, but When I saw the post just now, he was so angry that he vomited blood again.

[Original poster: Today is another dick bang bang hard. [Happy Rubbing Hands.jpg]]

[Second floor: Congratulations. [Hold my hand right now.jpg]]

[Old Landlord: The main reason is that he always seduces me. Hey, since we got together, everyone has been squeezed dry by him. [hhhh.jpg]]

[Fourth floor: Awesome. [I'll beat you to dislocation later.jpg]]

[Original: He was in front of me, taking off one piece at a time, and I couldn't stop him. 】

[Sixth Floor: It's amazing, it's amazing. [Wow, it's so amazing.jpg]]

[Original: Now he is going to take a shower again, the door is not locked, and the frosted glass has a graceful figure, looming, he is forcing me...]

[Eighth floor: A graceful figure?Did Luzhu use the wrong vocabulary?Anyway, if I were you, I couldn't bear it, and I had to fuck him. [What are you doing, don’t come here.jpg]]

[Ninth Floor: Fuck him, fuck him! [Be good to me.jpg]]

[Original: Right, it's flat chested and hips, it's already causing nosebleeds. 】

[Eleventh Floor: Xueba is too coquettish, how can he seduce our landlord every day!Fortunately, the boss is not from the countryside, and the chicken is hard every day, but he will be malnourished! [You bitch with a bit of a temper in the upper class.jpg]]

[The twelfth floor: Luzhu is really a winner in life. From the beginning of the crush with narcissism, to the chasing of people and throwing dog food, it can be said to be very inspirational. 】

[The thirteenth floor: However, the two of them definitely didn’t hit a home run, right? Complacent and wretched to the point of being unable to extricate himself. 】

[Landlord: You talk too much. [Please don't post things that have nothing to do with study.jpg]】

[Original: Damn, I knew it!He said he forgot to get the body wash!Let me deliver it to him! 】

[The sixteenth floor: Awesome, this is definitely an invitation to the landlord. 】

[The seventeenth floor: Can it be broadcast live? [Hold.jpg]]

[Eighteenth floor: What is the live broadcast? Children should recite the eight honors and eight shame. Good students like Luzhu and Xueba have to be at least 18 years old before they can have sex. [Did you see this knife.jpg]]

[Nineteenth Floor: Brother 18 is terribly calm. [My conscience is big black.jpg]]

[25th Floor: Hehe, it’s not scary, I’ve been single for [-] years, there’s nothing to be afraid of, I hope everyone can be like me in their [-]s and [-]s, and they’ll blush when they see young people holding hands old aunt. 】

[Floor 21: It seems that if you are single for a long time, you will become abnormal, and it is easy to retaliate against the society. [How are you stupid fufu.jpg]]

[Floor 22: More than that, someone like Luzhu who is not single and can't hit a home run is more likely to be abnormal. [Smiling Gradually Wicked.jpg]]

[Original: Go away, I'm going to the bathroom to have fun with Xueba. 】

[Floor 24: Ugh, sour... I found out that I don't really love Luzhu. Really, I haven't been very happy since he chased Xueba. Ba has the kind of tragic experience of whether he is interested in him, not the sour smell of love. 】

[Original poster: You single dogs are only promising at this point, and your mentality collapsed before you hit a critical blow. Okay, Xueba asked me to wash it for nothing, and see you in debt. [I'm afraid this won't work, big brother.jpg]]

[Floor 26: Why do you think the master is more of a pussy than before... What's going on...]

[Floor 27: There is a daughter-in-law who is watching every day but can't get in, so it's hard to urinate. 】

I didn’t watch the latter ones, I just can’t stand Ji Lang who likes to brag, like I look forward to his luck every day, seduces and hints for a while, saying that it’s his decision to do it after the college entrance examination next year , and complained on the Internet all day long, the heart of an actor is really not something I can understand if I want to understand it.

Ji Lang smiled and handed me the mobile phone, "Don't be angry, haven't you gotten used to it yet?... Bragging increases happiness, if you are not angry, give you my mobile phone, in my name, you can send whatever you want send what."

"No." My tone may be very different from Ji Lang's. Anyway, I can reveal my truth when I speak, so I don't want to humiliate myself.

My mobile phone was in my pocket, and suddenly it vibrated twice, and when I took it out, it turned out to be a message from Ruan Xuehai in the co-pilot.

I wanted to ask him if he was sick, but seeing Qiu Hong who was concentrating on driving, and Ruan Xuehai's nonchalant sitting posture, I thought there might be something wrong, so I opened the message silently.

【Ruan Xuehai: Hush】

[Me: What? 】

[Ruan Xuehai: It's over. 】

[Me: What the hell, I have something to say. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: I said you were really shameless with Ji Lang last night, shameless, shameless. 】

[Me: What's the matter...] I feel guilty.

We really didn't do it.

[Ruan Xuehai: Are you stupid?I don't know Brother Qiu Hong is still outside, so I can't help it? 】

[Ruan Xuehai: The bathroom is not soundproof, and you two turned on the light, and the movements you made in it were all reflected on the curtain like a fucking shadow puppet show. Are you two really so big? 】

[Me: ... I said, really not, brother Xin, how about once, I love you. 】

Fuck... like watching a shadow puppet show, what the hell kind of concept is this? Is Ruan Xuehai lying to me to scare me, wanting to see me be a man with my tail between my legs?

[Ruan Xuehai: Believe you?You fart, we both really saw it, Ji Lang pushed you against the wall...fuck...hot eyes...]

[Me: ... Really not, trust me once, please. 】

Ji Lang just dawdled, but didn't go in... Damn, I don't need to explain, it's really wretched.

[Ruan Xuehai: Believe it or not, let’s ignore it for now, the main thing is, how embarrassing you guys have made me and brother Qiu Hong, my dick stood up and I couldn’t explain it clearly. 】

【I:……】

Hehe, Ji Lang and I can't recite this pot if you stand up. You and Qiu Hong sleep in the same bed, no matter whether there are Ji Lang or me, you will stand up, you will make excuses for yourself.

[Ruan Xuehai: Don't pretend to be stupid. Brother Qiu Hong and I were very embarrassed last night and this morning. Anyway, you and Ji Lang are all to blame. 】

[Me: Hehe, don't pretend to be stupid, you don't know why you reacted?Don't say it's because of me, you'll react after I take a shower?Are you afraid that I will misunderstand you when you tell me like this?Silly]

[Ruan Xuehai: Hey, you're right, I always thought Qiu Hong liked you, so let's go with the flow, I'll test him out and pretend that I like you too. 】

【Me: Hehe, Qiu Hong doesn't like me, so don't use the word "also". 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Don't bully me, I'm an honest person. 】

[Me: I'm not bullying you, does Qiu Hong react?This morning or last night. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Yes... I don't know, I didn't dare to look at it, anyway, I was discovered by him, and he thought I was quite wretched, but he actually treated him...]

What an idiot.

【Me: I should be sleeping in a tent tonight, right?You sleep with Qiu Hong, you just have to check it out when the time comes, you rub against his arms to see if he responds, if not, you play stupid, anyway, he can't tell if you are pretending to be stupid all the time. 】