Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

When he was sleeping at night, Ji Lang read those text messages over and over again, probably not enjoying himself, and finally even took a screenshot and sent it to his own mobile phone to read.

He also happily commented on every message and guessed his mother's mood and intentions. When I wanted to sleep, he pushed my arm and asked, "Hey, tell me, my mother finally said to let us pay attention to safety and not to overwork, yes what does it mean?"

Just make sure you don’t have a car before crossing the road, and don’t study day and night just to improve your grades. You must pay attention to whether your body can handle it, but I think Ji Lang definitely doesn’t think so, so he simply follows him The way of thinking said, "Just let us study hard and don't mess around."

Ji Lang nodded: "I think so too, she may be afraid of our kidney failure, you understand me and my family more and more."

"..."

Ji Lang: "Yu'er, after you say it, who do you listen to?"

"Huh?" Ji Lang spoke in a rambling manner, and I really couldn't figure out his intentions, so I asked him, "What do you mean?"

Ji Lang's eyes became blurred, flickering, and even looked a little embarrassed, he said: "That's... from now on, we will live together in the future, you can't do whatever your parents say, you have to be with me ,do you know?"

"..." He must have brainstormed seventy episodes of local plots about how mother-in-law and daughter-in-law get along with relatives and wives, "I don't have one heart with you and another."

Moreover, the two of us are not as complicated as he thought. Maybe ordinary people have to go through this process of collision and fusion of two families after marriage and childbirth, but the two of us seem to be different from others. In the future, we will definitely support both parents. , but my relatives are much weaker, and Ji Lang's family is still more enlightened than ordinary families, and they will not embarrass others for no reason.

There is no such embarrassing scene as he thought.

"Don't be perfunctory to me," Ji Lang pinched my face, "Look, you and my parents haven't been in contact for long for such a big matter, they will tell you or not, if anything happens in the future When it comes to important decisions, why don't you just skip me?"

"What important decision do you think you can make?" I can't have children, and I don't have the problem of keeping the old and the young. He thinks so much every day, and I really feel sorry for him making himself more tired than others for no reason.

"Because, I still suspect that this is one of their conspiracy theories." Ji Lang said solemnly.

"Huh?" When talking to Ji Lang, I must not think too much, I have to lower my IQ and EQ to be on the same level as him to communicate calmly.

Ji Lang counted with my fingers, "Think about it, one, the two of them are just ordinary people, ordinary parents, although they have relatively high education, they played around when they were very young, and their experience of traveling around the world is better than others. Rich, but it's always a big deal, how could they agree to the two of us so easily?"

"..." For the time being, he pretended that his analysis made sense and nodded perfunctorily.

"Second, I'm also an ordinary person. Why can they confirm that our relationship is not normal just by looking at these clues that are not very convincing?"

Because, because you think a lot, your family also likes to think a lot... Maybe you were very basic when you were young, and you look so good-looking, you can’t keep up with the trend if you don’t have a date in junior high school, and you still like it in high school Follow me, if this is me, I also suspect that you have a problem.

"Third, you are also an ordinary person, no, you are a top student or a handsome guy, so they made the conclusion that you are willing to follow me all the time? Don't you have to think about the fact that you don't like me? This is really true. It’s so unrealistic, and as parents, they’re really perfunctory.”

Me: "What the hell are you trying to say?"

"I suspect this is a tactic to delay the attack, Hao Yu, they want to lie to the two of us to study hard, get good grades in the exam, and when it's time to apply for volunteers, they will fill in a school that we will never see each other for the rest of our lives, and then let us forget about it." Each other." Ji Lang's brows frowned as he focused on analysis.

"Where do you go to school so that the two of us can't see each other for the rest of our lives? Even in the northern and southern hemispheres, we can't see each other, unless you must walk to find me, or you go to Mars, then I can't, I can't go, I can't breathe .”

Ji Lang got angry when he heard my nonsense, and he came up to cover my mouth, "No! I mean, it's a plan of theirs, a plan to slow down the war. It's okay if we don't see each other for a year or two, but what about the time? You Do you know? While time can produce beauty, it can also produce mistresses."

"..." Makes sense?

"By then, my cuckold might be as high as Mount Everest, but I don't know it, what do you think?"

"Okay, then let's go to school all over the world, and try to see if the hat is as high as Mount Everest."

"Oh, why don't you go on the road!" Ji Lang wanted to act like a spoiled child to me, and buried his head in my arms, "You're so bad, can't you show your loyalty to me so that I can feel reassured?"

"for example?"

Ji Lang: "I'm talking, you read."

"kindness."

"You raise your right hand, be more formal and sincere."

"Okay," I lay on the bed and raised my hands like an idiot, "tell me."

Ji Lang: "I am Hao Yu."

"I'm Hao Yu."

"This life, this life, no, life after life."

"This life, this life, no, life after life."

Ji Lang glanced at me, probably thinking that I was a bit stupid at the moment, and then said, "I only love Ji Lang, and only listen to Ji Lang, no matter what difficulties and obstacles we encounter, what kind of despicable person, what kind of rhetoric , I, Hao Yu, will ignore everything, but Ji Lang told me to go east, and I will never go south, west, north or south."

Me: "It's too long, I can't remember."

"Impossible!" Ji Lang pulled my left hand up as well, "You are a top student, you have such a good memory, you must remember."

"I told you to go east in the future, do you dare to go in another direction?" I asked him.

Ji Lang shook his head, "Don't dare."

"When we are together in the future, who will listen to whom?"

"As long as you don't break up, I will obey you," he added embarrassingly after finishing speaking, "but...some things are up to me."

"for example?"

Ji Lang: "Pose."

"What?" I didn't understand a little bit?

"Position, bed position, the positions I want to play, you have to listen to me. Of course, the positions you want to play, I will definitely satisfy you unconditionally."

"..."

"Last time you said that your muscles were stiff, I found out that you lied to me. Now, I just need to gently press your legs to your chest, and I can press them down. Your body is very soft, and I like it very much. "

"..." What did I say to you just now? I remember it was a very important thing. Why did the style of painting suddenly become so yellow?My brain is a bit out of control, "Don't speak yellow accent."

"No, why did I set the rules for you just now? It's to teach you not to listen to my parents. They won't let you mess with me, so you really don't want to? You don't even think about the two of us for so many days How hard is it to clean oneself up? Is it easy to get good grades? Really, since we have good results now, we should celebrate in the way we want, don’t you think? Otherwise, what are the future efforts for? , people always have a goal, right?"

"How do you want to use it?" I asked him.

In fact, I am a little shaken at the moment, because we really haven't made love for many days. It turns out that with a little restraint, the grades can really be improved. Now that I have passed it, I want to have some sweetness. Ji Lang is right. .

Ji Lang tilted his body and looked at me lewdly with half of his head in one hand, but being good-looking is an advantage, otherwise he would look wretched instead of seductive now.

His posture inexplicably reminded me of the "Buddha seal and peerless Maitreya, with bare chest and breasts, raised his head and looked up, and his expression does not belong to Su Huang" in "He Zhou Ji Ji". I may be crazy, Ji Lang's upper body is originally With no clothes on, the words "breast exposed X" appeared in my mind, and I picked up a small grain on the left side of his chest with my fingers.

"Oops," Ji Lang yelled in a very cheap way, then grabbed my hand and looked at me lewdly, "Little guy, guess what method it is?"

"..." Dramatist.

"Aren't you itchy there, do you want to have my brother's big meat stick poke you?" Ji Lang pressed over and whispered in my ear, and he smiled wickedly after speaking, he was really super useless.

But his sexy voice is full of charming bewitchment, so I can't help but fall in love with it.

"Hao Yu, do it?" Ji Lang put his hand into my pants and kneaded my buttocks dishonestly.

I didn't speak, and he said again, "When I looked in the mirror yesterday, do you know what a terrible thing I found?"

"what?"

"I actually have a white hair, but I didn't dare to pull it out. I wanted you to see it but I couldn't find it. Do you know why? I'm holding back, but I can't...can't when I look at your beautiful body every day Take it for yourself, do you understand that kind of heartache?"

"You fucking study too hard, and many teenagers turn gray overnight. Why is it so serious here? After graduating from high school, the pressure in my heart will not be so great, and it will gradually get better." I said explain.

"No!" Ji Lang pressed on my body slowly and dawdled, eating tofu left and right, "I'm just holding back, otherwise would I only grow such a white hair?"

"Well, can I pull it out for you?"

Ji Lang: "..."

"Where is it? Maybe it's the reflection of the mirror and you misread it. If you pull out one, all the hair around you will turn white. It's better not to pull it out."

"You've already reacted, why don't you have sex with me?" Ji Lang saw that I wasn't hooked, lowered his head and bit my collarbone, "Today I'm going to fuck you, and it's hard for anyone to talk ,Ok?"

This sentence is somewhat familiar. After thinking about it carefully, he sent it to me in the emoji, "No, have you forgotten the core values ​​of socialism?"

"Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality... But, what does it matter to us?" Ji Lang counted and found that it had nothing to do with him.

I said, "Harmony."

"..."

"We are still young pioneers. We must implement the eight honors and eight disgraces. We must not be arrogant and extravagant. We must persevere."

Ji Lang: "... Take it."

"good."

"Can you rub it for a while?" Ji Lang asked me with a deadpan face.

Seeing that he is so pitiful, he did well in the exam this time, and in order to encourage him to make persistent efforts, I compromised.