Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"That's why I also thought you were the kind of person with tinted glasses, the kind who didn't like to talk to classmates who didn't study well or who were punished, but you are actually good friends with Ji Lang..."

I was wronged by the colored glasses, but I couldn't help but interrupt him and ask, "What are you trying to say?"

He swallowed, "It's nothing... I haven't been at the same table since you left, and no one in the class usually talks. I'm just too depressed, and I feel like I'm going to have something wrong. Seeing you talking and laughing with Ji Lang , I was fifth in the school last time, and I don't know what I'm trying to do..."

I understand, this guy just thinks that I am a spiritual mentor and wants me to fill him with chicken soup. The atmosphere of the key class is really depressing. Seeing that I am living a good life after transferring out, I am probably envious, "It's actually the same, Every class has its own characteristics, you just need to learn from your own, and if you have anything you can’t figure out, talk to your friends, or you can tell about the teachers you like together.”

I think I can change my name to Hao·Chicken Soup for the Soul·Wise Heart·Warm Citizen·Yu.

"En!" He probably didn't need a tutor, so he smiled after saying these two words, "Actually, I always hoped that you would come back, and I think that both your personality and your grades are suitable for key classes, but now I I feel that you are not as deserted as you look and like a quiet atmosphere, so you can get along well with many types of friends around you, I really admire you and envy you."

"..." I was embarrassed by what he said, and the boast was so obvious, I stammered, "You, you can do it too."

"Cough, cough..." I heard Ji Lang coughing from behind, and then he moved behind me and grabbed my shoulder, "Yu'er, who are you talking for so long?"

"I was at the same table before."

The boy seemed a little apprehensive when he saw Ji Lang, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, that class must be in class...I'll go back first."

"En." I nodded and said goodbye to him.

As soon as he left, Ji Lang forcibly pushed my shoulders away, "Let me see, which prodigal son is this, and there are admirers everywhere?"

"Ji's." I said with a smile.

"Damn...seduce me!" Ji Lang was furious, and put his arms around my neck and went back to the classroom, "I'm so fucking worried, when I heard that I was going to study for several months, my first reaction was not that you would miss me , but wait for me to come back, won’t everyone in this school have to cuckold me?”

"No." I said.

"Why not, you dare to answer..." Ji Lang muttered in a low voice, walked to the trash can and threw away the plastic bags that contained dinner, "I have to find someone to supervise you all the time."

"Come on, I don't study."

"Study, I also learn, but learn with confidence, learn boldly, and when I go back tonight, I will make a rule with you. There are three chapters in the agreement. The conversation between ordinary students should not exceed ten sentences, and they should not look at each other for more than 3 times in a day. Once again, signed and unsigned letters are not allowed to be accepted.”

"All right, all right." Just as if I believed in his evil, just counting as a teacher, I must have made eye contact more than five times in a class.

When I went back at night, Ji Lang pulled me under the street lamp and insisted that I read the little note of Wen Ai written by him. I blushed and looked around. There was no one, and the scattered ones were far away. , Ji Lang pinched me, "It's not good to be twitchy, open it quickly."

"En." After opening it, the first sentence surprised me, 【Baby, baby, open your legs, my husband, hello to your little mouth...】

"Fuck, are you sick?" I rolled up the note and threw it on his face before I finished reading it. Ji Lang chased me innocently, "What's wrong? It was fine just now, I wrote it Is it not good?"

"You... didn't you say this is Wen Ai?" I was a little embarrassed to say, "What the hell is the difference between this and dirty jokes?"

"There is no difference at all," Ji Lang spread his hands, "You look really weird", "Wen Ai Wen Ai, text sex, it's not literary love, you think I'm writing a love letter?"

"..." This is the first time I know that I'm not very talented. Although I'm not a novice in some aspects, I still know something. But today, when I compare with Ji Lang, I realize that I'm still far behind. It's really 360 lines, okay. Be the champion.

I really misunderstood, I thought he was going to write a love letter with me, which made me suddenly shy, probably because of the literati's coquettish bones in my bones, but Ji Lang was still Ji Lang, I thought too much.

After that, I had to fill in the form to determine whether I would like to take this major. Lai Wenle was thinking hard next to me, "Yu, I asked my mother for her opinion, and she actually said it's up to me... Damn it, it's a matter of life and death, how can I do that?" What about me?"

"Life and death are at stake, of course she can't say anything casually, so why don't you go?"

"do not know……"

The list will be counted in the next class, and he still doesn't know anything. I turned my head to look at Shao Mingan, but they met each other, and turned back in embarrassment, "Shao Mingan going?"

Upon hearing that person's name, Lai Wenle's ears suddenly turned red, "What, what's wrong?"

"Is he going?"

Lai Wenle: "I don't know...he said to follow me, he will go if I go..."

"Oh."

"But I've heard people say that those who go out have to be reassigned to dormitories, and it's even more frightening to live in a hotel during the days when they are waiting to go to various schools for exams." Lai Wenle said in a low voice.

Are hotels scary?I didn't understand what he meant, "So?"

"The hotel must be shared by two people. Who do you think I will share with?"

I suddenly thought of Ji Lang, who is he sleeping with?So I said, "And Ji Lang."

"..." Lai Wenle rolled his eyes at me, "Are you sick? Who would want to share a room with Ji Lang? No one but you can safely be his roommate?"

I fell into silence, is it true that no one can live in peace with Ji Lang?In fact, he used to be stupid, he didn't study and was boring. Boys sometimes love face, and small fights gradually become big. Ji Lang is the kind of person who gets more excited when things get bigger, which leads to more rumors. It's getting more and more evil.

But now, Ji Lang has changed significantly in the eyes of many people. The most important thing is that he is more handsome than before. I am a little worried, "If you go, you will share a room with Ji Lang. No one dares to bully you."

Lai Wenle resolutely said: "No, you can't be a husband if you are a friend, and even less if you are a bully. You will never follow me to the death."

I:"……"

Lai Wenle also looked back at Shao Mingan and then quickly turned back, "What do you think... how about I live with Shao Mingan?"

"Look at what's going on." If you want to be fucked, you can live with Shao Ming'an.

"I think he's very nice, and he's actually quite considerate in taking care of people."

Give him a supercilious look, even if he is not thoughtful, he still thinks he is nice, after all, he was the one who rushed to get in touch with Shao Mingan, "Just as long as you are happy."

Lai Wenle lay on the table for a while, and when Ji Lang came back from the office, I asked him, "Are you signed up? Are you sure?"

"Well," Ji Lang smiled, "But I haven't said when the training will be, these days I will still guard you behind your back."

Lai Wenle plucked up the courage to ask Ji Lang, "Brother Lang, is there anyone else in the office?"

"Yes, there are many handsome guys and thieves." Ji Lang said this inexplicably.

I turned around and asked him, "Why are there so many handsome men and thieves?"

Ji Lang: "Huh? Why do you ask others? Am I not handsome?"

"Not handsome."

Ji Langte touched my chin disgustingly, "Not much, not as handsome as me, mainly because of his professional appearance, a good image will definitely have a high pass rate, if you don't study well and look good, basically go. "

"Oh." Then will Ji Lang really have no roommate?

Whatever, no one can stand him with his bad temper.

Lai Wenle hesitated for a while before going out, and then Shao Mingan also went out. What a couple...unspeakable enemies.

Chen Haokong saw that Lai Wenle was leaving, and then moved his ass to my side, "Brother Yu, is Lai Wenle leaving?"

"I do not know."

"Anyway, Brother Ji Lang will definitely leave, right?" he asked.

I nodded.

Chen Haokong: "I guess Lai Wen is happy to go. He has been tempted for a long time, but he needs someone to kick him to help him, but you always don't encourage him, so he hesitates."

"It's not a matter of eating or not, I can't talk nonsense."

"Well," Chen Haokong nodded, "I very much hope that he will leave, so that I can move to his place and be your deskmate, and we can do homework together."

"En..." Do I need to accompany me to do my homework, and it may also cause Chen Haokong to panic because I do it too fast.

Ji Lang called from behind, "Chen Haokong."

"En?" Chen Haokong sat on Lai Wenle's seat and turned his head back, "Brother, what's the matter?

Ji Lang: "Wait until I leave..."

Chen Haokong: "Don't worry, I will take good care of Brother Yu."

"Sycophant, don't flatter him, or come back and beat you up, just keep an eye on me and see how many people in the key class and other classes come to chat with Hao Yu, count them, and wait for me to come back one by one Get them."

Me: Hehe, Ji Lang really knows how to act. He thinks he is the big brother of the underworld.

Chen Haokong is also an acting school, "Follow my brother's orders!"

When he came back, Lai Wenle's face was full of happiness.

"Signed up?" I asked.

Lai Wenle nodded vigorously, "Yes! I'm happy, my name and Shao Mingan's are next to each other."

"...?" What's so fun about this?

Maybe it's worth being happy, but I'm just stupid in learning.

The days passed quickly, and after the middle and late October, the atmosphere in the class was different. The students who signed up had to leave the class and go to other places for training together.

More than half of the class will be vacant.

Lai Wenle built a class group at the right time, wrote the number on the blackboard when Lao Cao came home for dinner, and then tapped, "This is the group number of our class, hurry up and write it down in your notebook, anyone with a mobile phone Add it in, if you don’t have a mobile phone, you can borrow the mobile phone at the same table to add it, there is only one chance.”

Most of the students in the class were girls, and it might be because they were embarrassed and refused to write it down. Lai Wenle was in a hurry, "Hurry up, I'm going to erase it, and Lao Cao will definitely make a fuss when he sees it."

"I added it." A girl shouted.

Immediately, other men and women took out their mobile phones and went to Riga.

I didn't add it.

Because Lai Wenle directly upgraded the study (chat and fart) discussion group between me and him, Ji Lang, Chen Haokong, and Ruan Xuehai to a class group for everyone to join.

[Ruan Xuehai: Damn it?what's the situation?How come so many people come in? 】

[Lai Wenle: Whoops, I forgot, here is a science spy from another department. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Why are there so many girls here? 】

[Lai Wenle: Big brother, I'm sorry, this group can only allow the most beautiful people in the world to enter, and I can only kick you out first. 】

Ruan Xuehai probably wanted to scold someone, but he never showed up afterwards, and then chatted with me privately in a state of frustration.

[Ruan Xuehai: Damn, you kicked me like this?Plastic bro flowers?My heart won't hurt, will it? 】

【Me: You will be in pain. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: You can't isolate me just because I'm a science student? 】

[Me: As I said, only good-looking people can enter. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Fuck, the people who went in just now didn't know me, did they?If others know that I was kicked out by your class, I will die. 】

[Me: Put away your unnecessary idol baggage, no one knows you. 】

【Ruan Xuehai: Oh, then I can rest assured. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Yes, I heard that Ji Lang is leaving?are you crying 】

[Me: I haven't left yet, wait until Friday afternoon. 】

[Me: Why are you crying. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Will you say goodbye on Thursday night? 】

【I can. 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Okay, I'm in a hurry to find abuse, Ji Lang is gone, are you afraid to sleep in the attic alone, shall I accompany you? 】

【Me: Before he came, I slept by myself for more than half a year. Have you lost your memory? 】

[Ruan Xuehai: Hey, isn't it going to be cold? I don't want to take a chartered car to go to school. I feel bored. It happens that Ji Lang is not here. How about I stay with you for a few days? 】

【Me: Didn't you say that the attic suffocates you and kills you? 】

[Ruan Xuehai: No, no. 】

[Me: There is only one bed. 】

Let alone how close Ruan Xuehai and I are, if Ji Lang knows that I will recruit a man to accompany him at home as soon as he leaves, he will definitely feel that he has grown a head of green hair, and maybe he will have to play the essence of drama again. What a moth.

[Ruan Xuehai: What's wrong with the bed? We've been friends for so many years. If something really happened, it would have happened a long time ago. What do you think?Or have you been with Ji Lang for so long, do you find it better to go around or me? 】

[Me: It's rough and reasonable, you can tell Ji Lang. 】

I went back for a minute, and Ji Lang kicked my stool. I turned to look at him, and he said, "Do I have to take you away? Otherwise, I won't go."

"what happened?"

Ji Lang: "Are you scared alone?"

"I'm not afraid."

Ji Lang showed me his phone.

[Ruan Xuehai: Your daughter-in-law said that the long nights are long, and you are afraid of being alone, and it is easy to be lonely and cold. I am afraid that he will recruit wild men at home, can he go and watch the door for you? 】

[Ji Lang: Talk about people. 】