Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

[Original: The admission result will be out soon, the countdown is 5 hours!Why did the results come out in the afternoon?I'm so anxious! [It's terrible, it's terrible!I fucking applaud again.jpg]]

[Second floor: I'm so scared. When the time comes, the top student will enter the capital to become the number one scholar, but the host will be dispatched to the frontier to graze.

[Third floor: I’ve been chasing this post for so long, I feel like it’s coming to an end today [Oh, oh, oh, it’s amazing.jpg]]

[Fourth floor: Dare I ask upstairs, what is the ending of today? [My little cat is waiting to watch the show.jpg]]

[Fifth floor: 3rd brother has something to say, as the leader of the angry single dog clan, I think the ending is of course that the academic bully test is very good. When it comes to someone who is better than the other party (however, Luzhu can't meet him), the two finally parted happily and found someone else. [While talking, tears flowed down unsatisfactorily.jpg]]

[Sixth Floor: What a sad story [hahahaha.jpg] My mother would say that I am also waiting for the results? I am going to explode!Do you have!So nervous!Are you so excited?I really want to cry and wait!Time flies so slowly!Xueba, come and give me a snort! 】

[Landlord: Roll your hair. 】

[Seventh floor: Damn it, if you get a haircut, you will be accepted by the first choice! 】

Ji Lang took the phone back and looked at me dissatisfied, "I'm also waiting for the results, and I want to masturbate too."

"Give you a bite."

"Okay, okay!" Ji Lang rushed forward.

"……roll."

The days after graduating from high school passed very quickly. After the results of the college entrance examination came out, Ji Lang and I made various plans, and we basically saw a beautiful and bright future for both of us, because Ji Lang not only passed twelve The school's school line and the results of the general college entrance examination have even passed a book. It can be said that it is a wild dark horse.

But the days of waiting for the admission results are also very difficult. I am afraid that we will not be admitted to our favorite school... I am anxious all day long, so the two of us came out to see the world.

However, to put it bluntly, Ji Lang and I are both lazy people. If we go out to play, we feel like there are many places we want to go, but there are so many people in the summer vacation that we can’t buy tickets. The only thing left is standing tickets. The two feel sorry for each other and are reluctant to let each other stand.

In the end, we two lazy people decided to go with the group. There was a bus to follow me throughout the journey. I thought it was very suitable for me. Ji Lang said it didn’t matter. Speak such greasy words.

The most people on the street during the summer vacation are students. There are [-] tourists in one of our buses. I think half of them are just graduated from high school. On such a hot day, parents and old people don’t come out to play, except for a few Junior high school students are relatively small, and the rest are basically college students.

The daily itinerary tour guides are very tight, but the hotel conditions at night are very good and the rest is good. Ji Lang and I have to wait for the admission results today and have no intention of going out to play, so we told the tour guide to rest in the hotel today. Later we found out that there is Half of the people stayed in the hotel that day to wait for the results, which was a great spectacle.

I said I was waiting, but it was almost eleven o'clock when I woke up. Ji Lang was even more pitiful. He had been waiting for the result since seven o'clock in the morning, and it was a full 4 hours more painful than me.

I can see that he is very nervous, and I am also very nervous. I am so afraid that he will not pass the exam. This guy is confident in everything. Although I can't tell how much he has played, he must have done his best. Work hard, in case you don't go in... It seems that I can't stop him when he is about to jump off the building.

Later, in order to relieve the tension, Ji Lang ran to post a post. I kindly comforted his fans, but he kept asking me what I should do if I failed the exam.

I asked him, "Who are you talking about failing the exam?"

Ji Lang: "You."

"..." How could he doubt me? "I think you should think about it now. The school next to my future university is also very good. Don't have a psychological gap. I will visit you often in the future."

Ji Lang rubbed my earlobe with one hand, and pressed down, "Shh, you will pass the exam, and so will I. I've always had a strong premonition. I think when I do well in the exam, it's very good. This time, it was the best time since I went to school, and I did really well in the exam, so I will definitely be admitted."

"..." will be bragging.

Probably because my perfunctory expression was too obvious, Ji Lang patted my face and made me turn back to look at him, "Brother is talking to you, really, my intuition is super accurate, let me tell you that you have a crush on me Son, did I guess right?"

"You are the only one with a mouth that talks all day long."

Ji Lang looked at me in disbelief, "Your style of painting is so strange, I thought you were disdainful when you don't use emoticons when you chat, but I think you have remembered it in my heart. This is the first time I heard someone use voice emoticons Fuck me."

"Don't be a fool."

"Fuck," Ji Lang pressed down again, "I'm actually a little happy to be scolded, your voice is really nice, learn the voice of broadcasting with me, I practiced there for two days, and they all said it sounds nice, you Call twice in the voice of the broadcaster, I'm sure I'll be happy."

"Hehe." The thought was really beautiful.

"Call it, call it." Ji Lang shook my arm.

"You said you read love letters to me last time, do you remember?" I asked him.

"Remember," Ji Lang nodded, "but I can only read the content of love, the kind with more ambiguous artistic conception, until your whole body is soft, your legs can't close together, and you even want to..."

Me: "Go away, don't listen."

"Listen, listen."

"You also read Wen Ai to your classmate?"

Ji Lang: "...I haven't read it to anyone else."

"Then you said that others praised you for your good words?"

Ji Lang: "...you're so boring. Why do you always expose other people's pretense? When you're with you, pretense is stressful. You beat people in the face every minute. What's the point of my life in this kind of life..."

He even felt aggrieved when he said that.

"Okay, okay, I won't stop you from pretending to be aggressive, so please recite a poem to me, and I'll praise you."

"Then I'll personally arrange a song for you and read it to you." Ji Lang reached into my shirt with one hand and patted my lower abdomen, "Yo, it feels good. Did you secretly work out behind my back?"

"I can't carry you on my back."

Ji Lang drew circles with his fingers on my lower abdomen, lowered his voice and whispered in my ear: "Red silk quilt, ivory bed, hugging Ke Yilang in his arms. The lover sleeps, undresses, and sticks out the tip of his tongue to say sugar. Calling brother to play slowly, don't wake up my Yu. Ke Yilang, handsome man, Hao Yu is merciful to me."

Me: "I have mercy on you?"

"Don't interrupt, the bed is on the side, the pillow is on the side," Ji Lang sat up and touched my ankle, "lightly pick up the little Jinlian. The body moves, the buttocks jerk, faint and sore for a while. Calling brother to play slowly , Waiting for Hao Yutong to pass the test. For a while, half a time, the soul flew into the sky."

"... What the fuck is this called poetry reciting? Obscene words and pornographic songs... Put my feet down." I looked anxiously in embarrassment.

Ji Lang put my feet down and put them on top of me, "Look at you, your face is blushing, do you want my brother to help you fix it?"

"..." Please don't talk to me in this aggressive voice...

"Is your waist weak?" Ji Lang dragged his hand to my lower back, "Brother, will you do exercises with me?"

"Don't do it, don't do it." I have shadows.

Little did we know that the first time between Ji Lang and I could be said to be very tragic. It was the beginning of a sunny summer vacation. The two of us were lingering for the last time in the attic. I thought... hey.

Ji Lang's face changed, "It's too unfair to me... Who is so good at the first time?"

"The problem is that you're happy and I'm not." What I said was true. I don't know if it was his technical problem or my expansion was not in place. Anyway, at that time... the romantic and beautiful lingering picture imagined in my mind, in Ji Lang It's all bullshit here.

I didn't dare to do it with him, but I didn't dare to do him either, because it really hurt...I couldn't get in...In the end, I gritted my teeth and gave up and said: You move.

Now I think these three words are the most beautiful love words in the world.

Moved myself.

After I was done, I only had one thought, I really wanted to break up, I was wronged, it was boring to fall in love, it hurt too much, I even wanted to become a monk.

Ji Lang coaxed me for a long time, gave me medicine, took me home, fed me every day like my ancestors.

After our grades came out, we found that they were very good, both of which were at our highest level. Then we signed up for a tour group and went out to play for more than ten days. I finally gradually forgot the pain, but I was about to get tanned. Another kind of sadness.

"Yu, let's make a bet?" Ji Lang said.

"What bet?" I asked.

Ji Lang squeezed the corner of my mouth, "If I fail to pass the first choice, I will be below and let you handle it, okay?"

"Really?"

His first choice is also my first choice. Although Ji Lang's grades are very high, it is the first time that my school accepts a student of his kind. There is no previous score line to refer to. I am not particularly confident, so, I'm going to stand up and be the master in the future?

"Fuck, I think you're already cursing me for failing the exam..." Ji Lang looked frustrated.

"No, no, no." It was me who was too excited and didn't hide my emotions, so blame me.

Ji Lang: "But if I pass the exam, I hope...can you give me another chance and let me try?"

"..." Let me think about it, if Ji Lang is admitted to the school, he can still be admitted to me, double happiness, if he doesn't pass the exam, he will still be admitted by me, which will make things worse... What about me?What is my status?

I couldn't figure it out for a while, so I nodded.

"Okay, let's leave evidence."

[Landlord: Big news, big news! [I read a lot and won't lie to you.jpg]]

[Second floor: What?The result came out? [May I ask how you did not have a little B number in your heart. jpg]]

[Original: I made a bet with Xueba, now I invite everyone to be a witness! [Why did you ask such a stupid question so quickly.jpg]]

[Fourth floor: Please tell us your bet. [Unidentified melon-eating dog.jpg]]

[Original: After a while, after the results came out, Xueba said that if I was admitted to the same school as him, he would let me go. [I will put the words here.jpg]]

Me: "Are you sick? I said that? It's obviously your bet."

I pat him on the head.

Ji Lang: "Shhhhhhh I love you, let me pretend to be aggressive, just 3 minutes?"

[Sixth Floor: What's the use of just being a witness? I suggest you do a live broadcast so that we can be sure that you have fulfilled the contract. Otherwise, we wouldn't feel like being melon-eaters, would we? [Innocent.jpg]]

[Seventh floor: Give me 6 brothers 100 hits. [Depending on being gay.jpg]]

[Eighth floor: Don't push it up, it will be cool. [Come, come, let me show you a baby.jpg]]

[Ninth Floor: Drag the sixth and seventh floors out to soak in the pigsty, and strongly demand that the live-streaming master fulfill his bet! 】

[Tenth floor: Right! [Hahahaha, bitch.jpg]]

[Eleventh floor: What if the host loses? [What are you and what is my face.jpg]]

[Twelfth floor: Who do you want to see panting?Who do you want to see sweat?Whose moans do you wish to break?Who do you want to see shaken under the pressure of the master? 】

[The thirteenth floor: Xueba, Xueba, Xueba!Come on master!The master must win!The master will not lose! [Press and hold the restless self.jpg]]

[Old Landlord: Thanks to everyone's good words, there are still three hours before the results are released. [We honest people would not do that kind of thing.jpg]]