Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Two days before the start of the university, Ji Lang's parents drove the two of us to the school. The four of us walked around the school for a few laps, and spent two days at nearby attractions. On the day of the report, his parents felt tired and went to Soak in the hot springs, let Ji Lang and I sign up by ourselves.

It can be seen that Ji Lang is his own.

The hotel is not far from the school. We both took a taxi to the school gate and found the freshmen reporting office of our respective colleges. After the report, we went through all the procedures... Ji Lang and I made an appointment to meet at the school gate, and we were surprised to find that I Living in school with him in a daze...

"What's the situation?" Ji Lang showed me the dormitory key in his hand, "Damn it, No. 15 on the 302th floor? Why do I live in the dormitory?"

I also showed him my key, "Almost, my NO. 16th floor, Room 202... The tuition fee includes the accommodation fee, which is the default..."

"Ah? Damn, I didn't even notice, I went crazy during the holidays," Ji Lang put the keys in annoyedly, "Let's go, go to the hotel to find my parents, and discuss about renting a house."

"Don't..." The school won't refund the money, and there will be military training this month. I guess it's a group action all the time, and it's troublesome to go out and live alone. "I've paid the money, and I will live here first."

Ji Lang turned his head and looked at me in disbelief, "How much does it cost? We're not far behind."

"Come on, stop for two days, let's talk about it after your parents leave and our military training is over, otherwise it will appear that I am so ignorant."

"Oh, my Hao Yu is the most sensible." Ji Lang came up to hug my neck.

Me: "If you don't stay with me, you will live in the dormitory obediently. Besides, if you don't live in the dormitory to rent a house, you think they don't know what we are for. Don't make adults laugh."

"Did you forget why I rented the attic?" Ji Lang was heartbroken, "...can you be cured if you are thin-skinned? I will also cure you if you go bankrupt."

"Can't be cured, terminally ill."

"Hey, ah! I'm so annoying! I don't want to live in a dormitory." Ji Lang stomped at the school gate, and everyone passing by looked at him like a fool.

I took a step back, "Stop pretending, you have to ask your superiors for instructions to live off-campus, and we can discuss it after the hospital approves the documents to live outside. It won't be a short-term matter."

"I'm so angry. I'm already optimistic about a house. If we don't go there for two days, someone will definitely snatch it." Ji Lang was annoyed, and pouted at me.

Inside me: Disgusting, go away.

I said: "It's okay, we will find better ones."

Just now a senior sister took me and said that she was going to send me to the dormitory building. I felt very embarrassed and said that I had already familiarized myself with the school in advance, and I could just go there by myself in a while.

The main reason is that Ji Lang is still waiting for me at the school gate.

The senior sister refused to listen and insisted on dragging me along. I said that my family is waiting for me at the door, so I can’t do it. She said ok, ok, and then I just found out that she is hiding and watching Ji Lang and me...

Ji Lang still looks so stupid, I am really stressed.

"What are you still doing?" I looked back at Ji Lang, "Go back to the dormitory and make a bed. There is a class meeting at night, and there is no time to run back and forth."

Ji Lang seemed unable to walk, "...to live in a dormitory, but we didn't buy anything, not even a water glass."

"Isn't it not bad money, buy it."

Ji Lang and I are probably the most casual freshmen in the whole school. Other freshmen are carrying big bags and small bags. Ji Lang and I came with nothing but two sets of clothes in our backpacks.

Aunt Yang is also big-hearted. Seeing that Ji Lang didn't say to prepare things for the start of school, she really didn't prepare anything... Once again, it was confirmed that it was her own, and it was stamped.

What makes me more gratified is that Ji Lang and I live in the same dormitory building, but he enters the hall and walks to the left, and I walk to the right.

"I'll go to the dormitory with you first," Ji Lang obediently turned towards me, "then you go to my dormitory with me."

Sounds like a hassle, but I said, "OK."

This guy seems to have suddenly lost his sense of security, and he is neurotic.

My dormitory is on the second floor, and the second dormitory at the end of the corridor is mine. The corridor is full of students and parents coming and going. Ji Lang and I are very calm among the group of people walking.

The dormitory is a four-person room, and everyone is on the bed and under the table. I have a big head, and I have basically never lived in a dormitory. How do I get along with this... and I have to climb to the upper bunk every day...

As soon as I got to the door, I saw several parents standing there. I said hello to my uncles and aunts, and Ji Lang followed suit. Then we entered the door and saw a few boys inside making beds.

"Aren't there four people in the dormitory? Why is there one more?" A boy showed his head from his upper bunk.

The one he talked about might be Ji Lang.

Ji Lang pretended to be deep beside him, "I'm here to see off the child."

"..." Everyone's eyes were full of surprise, my scalp was numb, and I stammered to introduce to everyone, "I'm Hao Yu, this is me, my brother, Ji Lang."

"Hello, Hao Yu, hello, brother." A group of people in the dormitory got acquainted with each other, and they started to introduce themselves to each other. youngest.

Ji Lang shamelessly took advantage of everyone calling his brother in silence, then climbed up to help me make the bed, the quilt cover, and then the bed sheet. He reached out and touched the quilt back and forth, turning He asked me, "Yu'er, this quilt is rough, do you feel uncomfortable when you sleep at night?"

I'm not Princess and the Pea, my God, Ji Lang don't treat me like a sick child, "No...you come down quickly."

Everyone was basically dumbfounded watching my "brother" take better care of me than their parents.

Then we went to Ji Lang's dormitory. The people in their dormitory were basically cleaned up, and the parents also left.

There are four people in the dormitory, and three of them are lying on the bed. They greeted each other very familiarly, and then Ji Lang pointed to me and said to everyone, "This is me..."

I pinched his ass.

Ji Lang: "This is my brother."

Everyone understands.

There was a large package of school-issued quilts on Ji Lang's bed, which needed to be made up. I stood there doing nothing, looking quite in the way, so I asked him, "Can I help you?"

Ji Lang looked back at me, "Shout cheer for me?"

"..." silently shut up.

After Ji Lang cleaned up, the two of us went downstairs together and bought the same washbasin-like toiletries. Ji Lang had to buy a lot of things in the future, but I thought we might not live in the dormitory for a long time, so I stopped him.

In the evening we finished our meal in the restaurant, and at the same time, we received a notice from the class group saying that there was going to be a class meeting and we had to gather urgently.

"What are you doing, like a spy." Ji Lang hadn't finished his meal yet, we saw that most of the people in the restaurant suddenly stopped eating and left with their plates.

It is estimated that they are all freshmen.

"Maybe we're going to start training tonight," I said.

I have inquired about the military training habits of this school before, and I like to engage in surprise raids the most. One military training was done like a real thing. I heard that one year when everyone was asleep in the middle of the night, everyone suddenly yelled up, and everyone sent a message. A set of military training uniforms and a backpack. The long-distance training began before dawn. The mobile phone was confiscated, and the ambulance followed the whole process. It was not over until everyone had blisters on their feet. I don’t remember how many days it took...

I have a hunch that our freshmen this year will definitely not have a better life.

"What are you thinking?" Ji Lang pushed my arm.

I said, "Let's discuss something."

"What?"

"You, you are not allowed to argue with your classmates. Be more open-minded. University is not like our high school. If you recite the punishment, it will be recorded in your life file. You should think clearly before you do it. I don't want a man with a stain on his life." friend."

Ji Lang put down his chopsticks, "Damn, are you serious?"

"..." Of course not, "I'm just telling you, maybe military training is coming soon, whether it's the instructor or your classmates, you should calm down, we are not training together, am I worried about you?"

Ji Lang changed his face instantly: "I'm so touched, can I kiss you then?"

"Are you blind? There are so many people around." I lowered my head and took a bite. "If you dare to fight, we will be Plato in the future."

"...My God, it's not like you didn't know last time, it's not my technical problem, it's just that the expansion is not in place, you know..."

"Shh, this is a restaurant." I stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth.

Ji Lang chewed and swallowed in satisfaction.

After finishing our meal in a leisurely manner, Ji Lang and I went to our respective classrooms where the meeting was held.

As soon as I walked to the door of the classroom where we were meeting, I saw the whole class standing, and then the instructor in camouflage uniform stood on the podium and stared at me.

I stood up straight: "Report."

Instructor: "Do you know I'm late?"

I know."

"Twenty push-ups, now! Start now!" The instructor's voice suddenly became louder.

Fuck, I hit the gun.

calm down.

The instructor is trying to make an example of others, I am a target, bear with it.

I have long heard that if you pass the military training in this school, you will basically pass the most difficult hurdle in college.

I don't know what's going on with Ji Lang.

I feel a little unlucky.

Thinking for a while, I easily finished 20 push-ups at the door of the classroom... I think everyone in the class is looking at me, maybe they are surprised.

I feel ashamed and proud... In fact, there is nothing surprising. When I was practicing taekwondo before, I was late and punished much more severely than this. Just warming up can make people tired, not to mention my physical fitness. Poor, it's just that I'm a bit weak compared to Ji Lang, but compared to most people... I think I'm pretty good.

It was so easy for me to shoot the head bird... It seemed to hit our instructor in the face instead... I think his complexion is even worse.

Today, I am not very smart.

I was still standing at the door, and the instructor refused to let me go back. I stood on the podium and said to everyone: "Now! 15 minutes! Go back to your dormitory and change your clothes! Pack your luggage! But you are not allowed to bring any electronic communication equipment , Gather downstairs in the teaching building in 15 minutes! If there is another latecomer, the penalty will be doubled! Disband!"

There was a lot of screaming and mourning.

The instructor looked at me and threw the last set of military training uniform on the podium to me, "You, what's your name!"

"Hao Yu."

"Hurry up and clean up!"

"Oh." I took the clothes and walked out.

I don't know if the number of the clothes is the right one.

The people in the entire teaching building are running towards the dormitory, as if fleeing for the first time. Even if I knew something in advance, I was still shocked... Is this really a university?

I don't know where Ji Lang is now.

I trotted along with the crowd, and if I was late, I would be ashamed in front of all the freshmen.

When I went back to the dormitory, I saw my roommates packing up in a hurry, and then I saw a packed military package on my bed.

The boss of the dormitory looked back at me while tidying up, and said in admiration: "I said that your brother is really good. He turned out to be a freshman in the building next door. He tidied things up for you just 3 minutes ago."

"Oh..." Wow, my chicken brother is really amazing.

The second child started to pack his luggage after he got dressed. Seeing that I had finished changing, he said enviously, "Hao Yu, isn't Ji Lang your real brother? Where did you get such a good brother? I want one too."

"I picked it up." Ass blossoms, you can have one too.

They have different surnames, so how could they be their own brothers.

It's my dear man.