Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"Are your hands clean? Just touch my face." I slapped him away and lay back down again. I was so tired that I would stop sitting if I could. Can't you see that you're so good at acting?"

"It's not clean, I'll not only touch your face, but also your whole body." Ji Lang said and wanted to take off my clothes viciously.

I hid back, "Damn it, don't disgust me..."

Ji Lang grabbed my wrist, "My hand is clean, can I touch you blindly?"

"If you don't touch blindly, can you stop thinking blindly?"

Ji Lang followed and lay down on his side, "I'll try my best. You two have flirted with each other countless times before today's team breakup. If I didn't know that I was your partner, I would have suspected that you two were having an affair."

"..." I watch Ji Lang 39 times a day, and the instructor is probably a gossip, so he pays attention to us frequently, and basically the whole world will know that Ji Lang and I have an unusual relationship, and he is still pretending to me here, "I You are in class [-], you are in class [-], do you want me to retreat to the end of your class to find you?"

Ji Lang: "Then if I keep looking for you, I will lose face..."

"You want face, but I don't?"

"Hey, you want to save face the most," Ji Lang said as he untied my belt, "lift your ass."

I straightened my waist, and Ji Lang took off my trousers. I was hugged by him like a handicapped child, and all my clothes were taken off. Then I got into my sleeping bag and took a deep breath, finally relaxing, "You Is there anything else I want to say, I still have about 2 minutes to fall asleep, and the countdown starts at 120, 119... I'm not falling, I'm so tired."

Ji Lang took off himself in twos and twos, and pushed me to the side, "Move out, let your baby go in."

"...Don't disgust me, I'm so tired."

Ji Lang got in and pulled me into his arms. I leaned on his arm and shook my head, "Is it okay? Don't be unable to lift your arm tomorrow."

"Is it just a joke to sleep with you for more than a year? Brother is an iron wall, go to sleep quickly."

I nodded, I was already groggy before I could say the word "um", then I felt that Ji Lang raised my chin and kissed me, and subconsciously responded, and then he made a wicked fire, forcefully Wake up alive.

"You're paralyzed...do you want to sleep?" I looked up at him.

Ji Lang hugged me even tighter, "Who knew you would respond... I was a little excited at the moment, I couldn't help it, everyone is a man, understand, long live."

The two doomed people didn't know what time they fell asleep, but they were woken up by the coach's loudspeaker the next day.

I opened my eyes and saw people walking around outside the tent, and then someone came and kicked our tent, the loudspeaker made the hairs on the back of people stand up, "Get up! Get up!"

Then the figure walked away and went to kick other tents, repeating that sentence on the loudspeaker.

Ji Lang quickly got dressed.

I put it on slowly, looking at the new pair of white socks on my feet, and the rubber-soled pancake shoes on my feet, it was awkward no matter how you looked at it, "You... Ji Lang, everyone wears black socks in military training, how can you give me that?" I made a pair of white ones, which are very conspicuous."

Ji Lang squatted outside the tent to tie his shoelaces, "Let's just let the ancestors take care of it, I'm glad I didn't get the red socks."

Ji Lang couldn't have snapped it up in that short 15 minutes, right? It's really awesome.

When I came out of the tent, Ji Lang gave me a hand. I woke up with a bit of muscle weakness in the morning. I accidentally sprained my foot. When I looked up, I saw my instructor standing behind Ji Lang, looking at me with an inscrutable expression. both.

Ji Lang still didn't know it, and teased me with a smile, "I didn't touch you last night, why are your legs so weak?"

Me: "... until twelve o'clock in the evening, you are not tired."

Uncontrollably avoiding the sudden widening of our instructor's eyes, I straightened my spine and walked towards the assembly direction.

After the assembly, we walked forward for less than 200 meters to a school, which was dilapidated, and the instructor suddenly said that we could go in to wash and eat... The assembly was completed within half an hour, and we were punished for being late.

Although the sparrow is small and well-equipped, the school cafeteria has dining windows on both sides and a pool on the other.

I was too hungry, but I still chose to go to the sink to wash up first. The classmate next to me who snored a few times even after washing up was stunned when he saw that I took out the toothbrush and toothpaste from the bag and was about to brush my teeth.

Then I realized that everyone was looking at me.

I'm even starting to wonder if it's weird that I need to brush my teeth in the morning?

Wouldn't it be weird not to brush your teeth?

I still do my cleaning at my own pace.

The boss and the third child in our dormitory were grabbing food at the window, and the second child had already grabbed the food and came back. Seeing me, he shouted, "Hao Yu, hurry up, the food seems to be gone!"

"Okay." After I washed and packed my things, I turned around and saw Ji Lang brought a large plate of rice, including vegetables, meat and four steamed buns. He said, "Go grab a seat."

"Okay." I took the meal and walked to the middle of the crowd, Ji Lang began to wash up.

The two of us basically greeted the envious eyes of all our roommates and other teammates.

In fact, everyone can choose to cooperate like me and Ji Lang. It’s just that we just signed up yesterday. We didn’t remember each other’s names and started training directly. night.

It's weird, Ji Lang and I have squeezed into a tent, how can someone sleep without a tent, it's really stupid.

Ji Lang then came to eat with me refreshed, and everyone had to wash their plates at the end.

Of course, Ji Lang is so virtuous that I definitely don't need to do it. I grabbed Ji Lang's sleeve, "You have worked hard all this way, so you don't have to take care of me all the time. You see, I haven't helped you much."

Ji Lang handed the plate to me, "Then you go wash it?"

"Don't, I'm just being polite, hurry up and swipe, we'll gather right away." I urged.

After the assembly is over, it will take five hours to leave again... I am convinced.

Finally someone lived up to expectations and fell behind, and fell to the end of our line. As the squad leader, I naturally went to the end of the line to support him, comfort him, open the water in his bag and pass him to drink.

The classmate said to me gratefully: "Thank you."

"It's all right."

Ji Lang is right behind me.

I heard someone coughing, looked back at him, and then saw the instructor of Jilang class behind me, I turned my head back silently.

"Hello." Ji Lang called out.

It must have been calling me, I turned around again, Ji Lang rushed up and stuffed a piece of chocolate into my mouth.

I asked for it all night yesterday and didn't give it to me, but today it was stuffed in my mouth suddenly, I chewed it twice, it was sweet.

The classmate who walked very slowly because of exhaustion stared blankly at the melting chocolate in my mouth...

Ji Lang's instructor also rushed up, pinched his waist and looked at him in puzzlement, "Ji Lang, I've called you ten times, go to the end and look at those who are left behind, you don't take care of your teammates, What does taking care of the monitor of Class 39?

I:"……"

My instructor who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal also came over, smiling all over his face, he patted instructor Ji Lang on the shoulder, "He is a good friend, you don't care so much."

The instructors are also people who have experienced ups and downs... know a lot, and they are also very gossip.

Then the instructor adjusted the formation, and all those left behind went to the back to form a new old, weak, sick and disabled team. Five of the ten squad leaders walked in the front and five walked in the back.

Ji Lang and I walked next to each other, feeling quite refreshed.

Ji Lang ran out of water, so I opened mine and gave him a drink. After Ji Lang finished drinking, he handed it to me. I took two sips, and then the monitor of class 38 extended his hand.

Time seemed to stand still, and Ji Lang and I were taken aback seeing his inexplicable movements, and I said, "Huh?"

The monitor of class 38 looked bewildered: "Didn't you just pass it on?"

Pass it on?

I didn't even know there was such a way to drink it?

Ji Lang took me over, "My daughter-in-law is hypocritical, she can only drink what I have drunk."

"Oh..." Several people made a look of sudden realization.

In fact, this kind of joke is often made among boys. It’s not surprising. Everyone took it as a joke. What Ji Lang said was also a joke, and I didn’t refute it. , After a while, the team became lively, and suddenly they became acquainted.

The exhausted classmate who witnessed Ji Lang giving me chocolate just now glanced back at me, then turned his head back again.

I guess he should have believed it.

For the next five days, we stopped and went, and finally arrived at the abandoned factory where we trained. There were scraps of copper and iron everywhere. We accepted all kinds of "torture" in it like prisoners in a prison, and climbed over the wall. Climbing the barbed wire and crossing the concrete floor, no matter how tiring or tossing people.

Suddenly one day, everyone was saying that the monitor of Class [-] was injured.

He said that he fell down by himself in order to help a classmate. There were too many scrap irons around, and the thick iron sheet with red rust scratched his calf.

Everyone said that the injury was very serious, and the skin was ripped apart on the spot, and my eyes went dark when I heard it.

Our instructor glanced at me, and then took an opportunity to quietly pull me aside, "He's fine, don't get dizzy."

"..."

Instructor: "I said you two are too indiscreet."

"Can you use words?"

The instructor tilted his head and looked at me, "I said you two are too restrained, don't you care about so many gossips?"

"Care, where is he now?"

Instructor: "It's not serious, the ambulance pulled away early."

"...the ambulance is here, isn't it serious?"

The instructor probably thought I was stupid, "The ambulance has been with you for five days and you can't see it? He fainted from heat stroke and accidentally sprained his feet. He got into the ambulance and was carried up just after he bled a little. It's okay. of."

"What about tetanus?"

"...What do you think of as an ambulance?" The instructor stared at me with wide eyes, "There are doctors and nurses inside, and the school spent money on you. Taking up such good medical resources, can something happen to him?"

I lowered my head, "But I really want to see him, can you grant me a vacation?"

"Hao Yu, the training will be over in two days." The instructor sighed, and he should have guessed what I wanted to do. "Squad leader is not for nothing, and there will be honors in the end. Of course, you may not care about these..."

"I don't care...why don't I care, but there are definitely not a few people who are waiting to be the class monitor for the last two days, and you can't usually see it. How about treating Ji Lang and me as giving everyone a chance to perform?"

Instructor: "..."

"He probably won't come back." I looked up at the instructor, "It's only been two days, so there's no need to come back."

Ji Lang is in good health. If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't train anymore, he might not come back.

But he really didn't come back.

The instructor nodded, "Anyway, it's only two days. After you finish training, go to school to meet him. Everyone is happy. One of you must finish military training, otherwise the university will not be perfect, right?"

"Oh, he always suspects that you like me. If he leaves me under your nose, he will definitely not recover from his injuries. Maybe he will come back tomorrow. Are you really not allowed to leave?"

Instructor: "..."

Moreover, perfect is not perfect, I think two days less training is called happiness...I, Hao Yu, am not a very formalistic person.

Ji Lang didn't finish training, and I didn't finish training, that's called perfection.

Honor or something, feel at ease.

In the end, I got my wish and left that devil hell together with a few wounded who couldn't hold on.

When I arrived at school, I heard that Ji Lang was recuperating in the infirmary.

It's such a big injury, I still need to take care of it.

To be honest, I would rather he pretended, he is so good at acting.

Before we went to the military training, Ji Lang and I hadn't had time to stroll to the infirmary, but it was easy for me to find it. When I found it, when I found it in the infirmary building, I searched for each small ward, and then saw it in one of the wards. On the hospital bed, Ji Lang seemed to be half paralyzed and playing with his mobile phone.

Wearing a light blue hospital gown, it really looks like that, and it brings a little comfort.

Why do I think his leg is so worth it? I'm so heartless.

People in the corridor frequently turned to look at me.

Probably because my military training uniform is more conspicuous, since none of the other freshmen came.

I didn't knock on the door either. Ji Lang was the only person on the four or five hospital beds. He quietly opened the door, but Ji Lang didn't lift his head.

"Then stop talking."

Ji Lang raised his head abruptly, and threw his phone aside, "Damn it? Why are you here? Are you injured!?"

"No..." I took off my hat and sat down on the chair next to me, "You're all injured, how dare I just train and come back to accompany you."

"Fuck, I'm touched, Shenlong has fulfilled my wish!" Ji Lang picked up his phone and kissed me a few times, and then he wanted to get up and hug me, but I stopped him, he could only stretch his neck, "I just made a wish in the post , Said that I must go back to see you in the afternoon, and then felt that it was too bitter there, and I couldn’t accompany you at night, so I changed my wish to hope that you would appear in front of my eyes immediately! In the end, it came true, can you hang on?”

"..." I thought he was bragging, turned on his phone suspiciously, and saw the post he just updated.

【Old Landlord: I hope to go back and see him in the afternoon. [Put the grievance in the small bag.jpg]]

[Second floor: From the humble love of a lame and almost tetanus patient. [Touching, bursting into tears.jpg]]

[Third floor: I hope the host is a little bit desperate. If you go back with a limp, it will only make Xueba worry about you even more. [I think you are deliberately making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger.jpg]]

[Fourth floor: Lord Lu is so pitiful, and lucky to have escaped the last and most difficult two days. 】

[Fifth floor: Xueba is still suffering there... It's even more pitiful. 】

[Original: You are right, I hope to see him right away, so that he can come back and sleep well, the first few training sessions, I saw the red marks on his face, it should be caused by the pain while sleeping , I don't know if he doesn't have a pillow. 】

[Seventh Floor: It looks very sad, but I feel very full, did you sprinkle dog food quietly? 】

[Eighth floor: emmmmm...]

Then Ji Lang didn't reply, I guess it happened to be me.

He didn't talk big this time, I helped him by the shoulders and let him lie back on the bed again.

Ji Lang opened his hands to me aggrieved, "But I didn't hug enough."

"Don't hug me, my clothes are full of mud, go back to the dormitory and change my clothes before coming to accompany you."

Ji Lang reluctantly said, "Are you leaving now?"

"Um……"

Ji Lang slowly moved his legs out of the quilt, "Aren't you going to take a look at my wound?"

"..." I lowered my head, not daring to look.

Ji Lang wanted to sit up again, "Don't cry, baby, it's really not a big deal, really."

"You don't move."

It was only later that I found out that Ji Lang almost hurt his bone. He had about 14 stitches on his calf. I thought it was really serious...but I didn’t dare to take a look until his wound was almost healed. I didn’t know that I was too cruel. , I still can't bear it, anyway, I dare not stay in the ward every time he changes the dressing.

It's better to let me sew these 14 stitches, at least he will try his best to coax me and comfort me, and I just hurt for a while, but it hurts Ji Lang, I seem to be a little bit unable to make him happy, afraid that his body will be damaged. The mind suffers double damage.

But it’s a blessing in disguise. Freshmen are not allowed to go out to live in the school, but Ji Lang has been unable to move, and it is very troublesome to climb to the upper bunk to sleep. He handed in the application form for going out for accommodation. I was his personal nanny, and finally the school readily agreed.

The days that followed were very exciting. The rental apartment that Ji Lang wanted was not rented out, because the rent was too high, and the house belonged to us... Ji Hao recovered from his injuries very quickly, and happily put my luggage away. Moved out of the dormitory again.

I still can't remember the names of my roommates...

Later, we brought Gouzi back from his hometown, and we started the life of two men and one dog as we wished.

From time to time there are rumors in the school, such as who seems to be together, and what they are, but Ji Lang and I don't care, most people wish us well.

And, we're really happy, always have been, and will always be.

This is the story of me and my big dog Ji Lang, and I hope everyone can be so happy.

"Hao Yu! Come here and hold Gouzi down!" Ji Lang called me from the living room, "I need your cooperation!"

"You are sick." The task given by my old professor has not been completed for three days. It is all because of his intemperance, who always makes me sleep all morning and do things at night. I only have this afternoon every day. Take time out to do your own thing.

Ji Lang still kept calling me like crazy, "Please, can you be on top tonight?"

Hehe, navel orange, you deceived me too ignorantly, "Reject."

Ji Lang raised his voice again, "Hurry up, let's take a family portrait! The camera is running out of battery. Last week, I called my grandma and said that I made you and the dog fat. I want to show her the photos! "

"Nonsense." I'm not fat at all!Only the dog has gained weight.

Ji Lang rushed into the study room and turned the chair I was sitting on abruptly, picked up my collar and forced me to look up, followed by a fierce kiss, and after the kiss, he pretended to be pitiful, "Please, don't you love me the most? I have been ignoring me all afternoon, and I really let you be on top tonight."

I dubiously took a silly family portrait with Ji Lang.

At night, I couldn't help feeling secretly that I was still too young to believe in his evil after being together for so long.

Netizens in the forum all advised Ji Lang and me to drink six more walnuts. Really, it's not unreasonable.

But with him, everything is voluntary.

Willingly.

Ji Lang said I was his baby, and I said you were my idiot.

Ji Lang poked his head out from under the quilt, and asked me suspiciously: "Huh? A fresh love story?"

"Just to compliment you."

Finish.