[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

When Xiao Xiuming was meditating to familiarize himself with his body, the system rolled around on the ice bed. It looked at the progress bar that hadn't moved at all, and lasagna burst into tears.

There is still 100% to the success of the male god transformation.

[…] Fuck you 0.5%.Why does the main system entrust such a boring task to it!Three months have passed, and the progress is not even [-]%, this task is actually impossible to complete, right!

The stupid system is squatting in the corner and drawing circles.

It is still 99.9% away from the success of the male god transformation.

[…] What the hell did I grow by 0.1% in three months? !The system has no face to love, host, you are fine!Wait... If the progress is long, does it mean that the host is about to wake up?

As soon as Xiao Xiuming opened his eyes, he saw the stupid system. # His home system is selling stupid all the time #.

[Three months have passed!Host, when will the world plot be watched? ] The system squatted on Xiao him's shoulder and asked.

"After the thunder disaster."

[…] Fuck, after the host got familiar with the power, it seems to have become even colder!This is an illusion, it must be!The system really doesn't want to accept this fact, [Host, let's hurry up and collect the things we will use to cross the catastrophe! 】

[Mission Release: Survive the Tribulation Safely!If it fails, the host will be wiped out! 】

Xiao Xiuming glanced lightly at the light blue panel floating in front of him, and searched in his mind for the things that Yuan Xiuming used to cross the catastrophe.After searching it out, and looking through it hastily, he felt that his whole body was not good... because, there were simply too many of them!Forget it, let's look for it resignedly.

The result of failure is obliteration, and, he said again, he doesn't want to enjoy being struck by lightning at all!

For the remaining nine months, Xiao Xiuming stepped on the Yuya fan and flew around the world of cultivation, searching for spiritual treasures in various sects of cultivation, some of them were used to protect against thunder disasters, and the other part, of course, was for the sake of the world. Hostess.Xiao Xiuming didn't know anything about drawing talismans and engraving formations, even if the original owner had them in his memory, Xiao Xiuming, who drew them based on his own memory but was far less powerful than normal talisman formations, made up all kinds of talismans and formations fiercely, and finally drew them to be able to see people up.But he also succeeded in being exhausted like a dog. Although the monks after the golden core can not eat, drink or sleep, he is mentally exhausted!Well, finally finished the work, Xiao Xiuming felt the majestic coercion in the air before he had time to sleep for a few hours, and had to follow the instructions of the original owner's memory and system, and ran to a barren mountain to prepare to meet the fairy. He really can't afford to be hurt!

Xiao Xiuming looked at the heavy robbery clouds in the sky, calmly pasted lightning charms all around, and drew a few defensive formations, and then took out the spiritual weapons in the system space and arranged them.Is there anyone in the comprehension world who is calmer than him when he crosses the catastrophe?Anyway, it will be a while before Lei strikes, so let him sleep for a while.

Jieyun: That kid below, do you take Ben Jieyun seriously?

Everyone in the cultivation world knows that the head of Yuanqiong Xianshan is about to pass through the immortal calamity, because the coercion is so overwhelming, okay?Many people have been pressured to hug the earth back-to-back (face-to-face), okay?

#Someone's feelings in the world of comprehension when crossing the immortal robbery#

#Point wax for those people, Amen#

Jieyun looked at Zhengxiang (?) who was about to ascend to immortality who was sleeping on the formation, and he was out of breath, and a thunderbolt directly struck him.Before the dark purple sizzling thunder could touch anyone, it was absorbed by the lightning-attracting talismans attached around it.

Jieyun: "..." If you make a mistake, I will strike you again, and I will strike you to death!

So a few more thunderstorms came down, still not even getting close to Xiao Xiuming's body, and was directly absorbed by the talisman.Jieyun was a little annoyed that the thunder would strike down without money (it didn't cost money in the first place), but he wanted to see how much thunder this lightning-attracting talisman could absorb.

System: 【…】Suddenly felt that Jieyun was so weak.It counted in its heart: [Five ways, six ways, seven ways... Give me some strength with the lightning-leading talisman! 】No.15 thunder strikes down, and the lightning-guiding talisman finally can't support it, part of it is turned into powder, and part of it floats to the ground with the rolling sky thunder, and the ground is instantly split into ravines by the power of the sky thunder carried by the talisman .

Jie Yun was overjoyed, and the lightning strike became even more joyful, but it was all blocked by the barrier of the defensive formation.Before the formation and barrier could hardly support it, the system yelled in Xiao Xiuming's mind: [Fuck!The host is about to wake up, the thunder is going to hit you!Wake up! 】Your Roaring Emperor Edition system is online.The system can't wake up its own host, so it can only be sadly prepared to be smashed into charcoal by lightning (task failure). No.30 five thunders, the barrier is broken, No.30 six thunders, the formation is broken.Then, seeing that No.30's seven thunders were about to hit his face, the system was so frightened that it hid in the sleeve of its own host. With a sound of "bang", the system poked its head out, and saw its host pick up a spiritual weapon expressionlessly and threw it into the sky, colliding directly with Tianlei.The system looks like it hurts!

[In other words, it seems more dangerous to hide in the host's sleeve...] The system is bewildered, lasagna tears are floating, wait, it is the system, it can't be struck by lightning, what is it afraid of?

Jieyun saw that he had struck 37 thunderbolts and hadn't touched the person who crossed the robbery. He was completely angry, and his body continued to expand, and a thunderbolt as thick as a bucket was struck down.Xiao Xiuming glanced at the system, frowned slightly, and said in a cold voice: "Don't make noise!" He looked up at the oncoming thunder, his phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked completely awake.The system almost spurted out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood, it almost knelt down to its host, okay, who said that he didn't want to be struck by lightning?Host, why did you lose your IQ after sleeping?In fact, it wasn't that it pitted the host, it was the host that pitted it!

Xiao Xiuming rubbed his eyes, then casually picked up a sword-shaped spiritual weapon, filled it with spiritual power and threw it into the sky.The spirit weapon collided with the sky thunder, and the spirit weapon was destroyed, but there was still a little power of the sky thunder that had not been offset.As the lightning penetrated into his body, Xiao Xiuming felt as if a small snake was swimming in the blood meridian, it was numb, and half of his body was paralyzed.He woke up suddenly, and his fragmented brain began to circuit. He knew that the remaining Tianlei would be difficult to deal with.To be honest, he really didn't want to be struck by lightning.

[...] I really didn't expect that the host is a hidden trembling M, and the host should be struck by lightning earlier...

After the 49th [-]th thunderstorm, Jieyun flew around the unknown object on the ground a few times. It looked at the dark man on the ground who was struck by lightning, and felt depressed. Why hasn't he been struck to death yet?The last few thunders have added a lot of material!Life is hard!I really want to slap him again.But in the end, Jieyun drifted away. In fact, it was really ready, no, it was brewing a thunderstorm, but suddenly a terrible coercion erupted from this person, and its cloud body was flattened. , it can only swallow the thunder silently, and leave.

[…] The biggest villain is hacked to death, who will do it, you?Stupid human beings!The system raised its middle finger in the sky to despise Jieyun.

"Hmm—" A certain humanoid coal finger lying on the ground moved its fingers and let out a moan, and the outer layer of dark charred shell began to peel off (the author was terrified to think about it), revealing fair skin.Xiao Xiuming's trembling arm was still numb, his brows were tightly furrowed, he flicked his fingers, looked at the black substance outside his body with disgust, and used the little spiritual power left to perform a dust-repelling technique to ensure that the body was still intact. After there was no more dirt, he summoned the system, and the system reluctantly floated over. It still wanted to take another look at the host's naked body!Eight-pack abs, perfect mermaid line, straight and slender legs... No, no, nosebleeds are about to come out!

Xiao Xiuming glanced coolly at Sapo's system, and casually took out a set of clothes in the system space to put on.He straightened his clothes, narrowed his long and narrow phoenix eyes slightly, covering up the mist that hadn't dissipated in his eyes.

[I'm sorry, host, you actually...] Xiao Xiuming glanced at the system, and the system immediately stopped talking in shock, and it quickly changed the subject: [Host, your appearance has changed! 】

"Appearance?" Xiao Xiuming put on his robe, and brushed his hair, "Well, the hair has become longer, trouble, can I cut it?"

【no! ] The system rejected it without even thinking about it.How can I cut my hair, the host is a male god, how can I make the male god look bad!

"Oh."

[…] Why does it feel that the host's tone is a bit wronged, and the host's appearance is also a bit cute...cute? !The system was stunned, if it wasn't for the progress bar still stuck at 0.1%, it really thought the host had changed.ah!This is a world that looks at faces, you have successfully attracted the attention of this system!

Xiao Xiuming took out a hair tie from the system space, tied his long hair loosely behind his head, and asked why he didn't pick things up in the space ring, because it had already turned into ashes, and the power of the sky thunder was gone again. No kidding.Fortunately, he had already transferred the items in the space to the system space, otherwise he would have to eat dirt.

【Oh, and the color of your eyes has changed from black to light red. Host, you can refer to foreign vampires. 】The system humbly explained that the forehead lines are exclusive to the Immortal Emperor. Where did the host come from?As for the eyes, it is really not known!Maybe the host has hidden demon blood, but why didn't Xiu Ming in the original world not after the catastrophe?What a brain burn!

"Oh." Xiao Xiuming returned to the coldness.

[…] Sure enough, the host is still the same one, just now I thought the host was cute, it must be an illusion!illusion!

"System." Xiao Xiuming stared at himself in the water mirror, and slowly said, "I remember that in Xiuming's memory, his appearance will not change after crossing the thunder crossing." Speaking of Lei Jie, he thought of Xiuming It seems that there is a natal contracted beast, it seems to be a snake.When it comes to snakes, Xiao Xiuming looks disgusted, he has no hair and can't touch them, so it's better to kill the stewed soup.

Hibernating in the contracted space... oh, if the black snake that is sleeping and evolving knows what its master is thinking at this moment, will it cry?Xuan Snake Lasagna Tears: Master, he is a snake, of course he has no hair!Master, how can you abandon me just because I have no hair!It feels like the master has changed after the catastrophe, what happened?

[…] Can the host’s hair control be saved? [Ah!I don't know.New mission new mission! ] The system hurriedly changed the subject.

[Main task: Preside over the three-year apprenticeship meeting in Yuanqiong Xianshan. (In general, it’s just going to town for a place, there’s nothing wrong with it!)]

The author has something to say: Duang~~~ In fact, I didn’t practice much...