[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

Jin Yuan rubbed his eyes with one hand, grabbed the black balls scurrying in the air with the other, and said sleepily, "Don't make trouble with the black balls! Let me sleep again!"

"Your master told you to wake up! You're still asleep!" The system broke free from Jin Yuan's hand, stomped on her face a few times, and said, "I'm going to wake up those three brothers!"

Jin Yuan picked up the black hairy dumpling again, pulled it off his face and said helplessly, "Got it."

Monkey King doesn't need the system to call, he wakes himself up by himself.Those three official brothers, sleeping like pigs, insisted on the system to pull Sun Wukong to give the three of them a stick before they woke up.After finally waking up, the system saw that the three of them were about to fall asleep again, so they asked Monkey King to go to the village to find some peppers and stuff them in their mouths, and the three brothers really woke up.

After the fourth child was woken up, he yelled on the bed that his legs hurt, and refused to get out of bed.It's strange to say that after a night with my leg injured like this, I still feel refreshed.When the system went to get medicine from its own host, it got this sentence: "People in the cultivation world can't afford the medicine."

[…] Tired or not!

Everyone washed and dressed, followed Xiao Xiuming out of the hut.Unexpectedly, the middle-aged people in the village did not go out to do farm work, but were busy killing chickens and cattle at home.Every household in the village is pasted with blessings and lanterns.The village is full of festive atmosphere.The three official brothers wanted to stare down their eyes, but they could only swallow their saliva silently when they saw the indifferent faces of the people around them.

The three official brothers: "..." Forgive them for still accepting that they cannot be changed by God in this village. After being almost torn into pieces by this villager twice, anyone will have a psychological shadow, okay?

"Did this village treat Ghost Festival as Spring Festival?" Mu Jian asked aloud.Sun Wukong said.

"I think it looks like it." Sun Wukong said.

The most respected old man in the village, that is, the living dead who dragged the official's fourth son to death yesterday, was helped to walk over, and the girl followed the old man holding a few red brocade ribbons.

The old man stood still in front of Xiao Xiuming, she smiled kindly, leaning on a cane in her hand and said: "I am old, I woke up this morning for some reason with a sore back... Hey, don't say these unlucky words. You guys They are people from outside, they are distinguished guests of this village, and today is the Ghost Festival, according to the customs of our village, we should give each guest a piece of red brocade as a token of good luck."

More and more villagers put down their work and came around. At the same time, the remaining few old people in the village were also supported by their children and grandchildren, holding more or less auspicious things in their hands.

"Child, raise your hand. Mother-in-law will tie the red brocade for you." The old man tremblingly held up the red brocade and said.Although she was full of lifelessness, her cloudy eyes were full of kindness.

[I really can't imagine the appearance of the host wearing a red ribbon on his hand. 】

The chief culprit of the old man’s backache: "..." The old grandson doesn’t know anything (don’t get it wrong!).By the way, Lao Sun also really wants to know if Master will agree...

Jin Yuan and Mu Jian: "..." We only know that we have to wear this red belt too.

Official trio: "..." Can we refuse?Accept incompetence, dear!Master Guoshi is so welcome, hehehe...

Master National Teacher: "..." Have you ever thought about my feelings?

#Point wax for the master who can’t maintain his image~#

[Puff ha ha ha!Raise your hand quickly, host, this will add merit and luck! 】

Xiao Xiuming: "..." Shut up!

Xiao Xiuming looked at the old man who was hesitating whether to accept it or not. After experiencing a fierce ideological struggle, he compromised under the expectant and kind eyes of the old man.Xiao Xiu thought to himself: It's just a belt, although the belt is worn by a living dead man who goes crazy at night.

[I never thought that the host who prayed for others would have someone pray for him one day. This system is so touching!Be sure to record this historic moment! ] The system wiped away tears.

[Although the system really doesn't want to admit it, the host's facial expression is matched with this scene, coupled with your appearance, it's so cute that the system's face is full of blood! 】The system wipes nosebleeds.Male god, male god, this system will give you a monkey! ...Hey, let's forget about giving birth to monkeys, this system is a real straight man...

(Stupid author: Bet with a pack of spicy strips that you will bend in the future!)

In Mu Jian's eyes: Master, the scene where you raised your hand in a serious and indifferent manner to ask the old man to tie the red belt for you is really super... super domineering!

In the eyes of the three official brothers: I somehow feel that the national teacher's stern face is a bit cute.

In Sun Wukong's eyes: it's like being forcibly fed a bowl of chicken soup.

In Jin Yuan's eyes: ... (wandering)

[…] Male god transformation progress +2%, now 5%, please continue to work hard.

[Stand in line, each with a red ribbon! 】The system is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Everyone was tied up by the old man.The old man gave each of them a red egg, a string of copper coins printed with the blessings of the heavenly officials, and a bunch of copper coins with no taboos, and a lucky bag that was bulging and didn't know what it contained.

The girl smiled and said: "Everyone is hungry, let's go have breakfast. This is Zhongyuan! Have a good time!"

This small village is very lively today. The villagers all wear bright red costumes, the girls wear beautiful buns, and the brows are dotted with cinnabar, which symbolizes auspiciousness.They gathered together and placed tributes under the ancient tree in the center of the village, praying for good weather in the future.At night, the villagers danced dragons and danced around the bonfire, and the sky was illuminated by Kongming lanterns like daytime.

"They look very happy." Jin Yuan sighed, holding a Kongming lantern in his hand.

(Zhong Yuan is here)

But today's night in the village is different from the past, because the villagers have not lost their minds and turned into monsters with neither human nor ghost.

While everyone was fast asleep, Xiao Xiuming asked the system to disturb Monkey King, and brought Monkey King to the ancient tree in the middle of the village.

【Host, don't sleep at night, what are you doing here?Is there something wrong with this tree? 】

"So you couldn't hear it?" Xiao Xiuming was a little surprised.

[What does this system want to hear? 】The system is confused.

"Master, it's late at night, can't you let the old grandson sleep well?" Monkey King protested dissatisfiedly, supporting his body with a bamboo pole.

Xiao Xiuming ignored Sun Wukong, he said coldly: "We are here, why don't you come out?"

Sun Wukong: "???"

A gust of wind blew by, and the branches and leaves of the ancient trees made a "rustling" sound.It looked very eerie in the dark.An old voice said faintly: "The national teacher of Fengxiao Kingdom really lives up to his reputation!"

Sun Wukong was startled by the sudden voice, and lost all sleepiness for a moment. He lifted the bamboo pole across his chest and said, "Which monster, don't move fast!"

"Hahaha, the old man is not a monster. The old man is an ancient tree spirit!" The old voice said with a smile, "Master, the master of Fengxiao country, hasn't set up a barrier yet? The old man thinks you should know about this village. What's going on?"

"It's already set up." Xiao Xiuming said.

The branches of the ancient trees shook. "The old man can tell you something about this village."

"No need." Xiao Xiuming refused, "I'm just here to deposit something with you."

Sun Wukong was dissatisfied and muttered after hearing this: "Why did you drag the old grandson here to leave things?"

"What?" Gu Mu asked.

Xiao Xiuming took out the Qiankun mirror and pressed it on the trunk of the ancient tree, the Qiankun mirror was not in the trunk, and merged with the trunk.Seeing this, Gu Mu hurriedly said: "You... Take this mirror away quickly, dig a hole and bury it, don't embed it in the trunk of the old man!" "The ground fell.

Xiao Xiuming was silent for a while, then slowly said: "It will rust if it is buried." He will not admit that it is for the high-end atmosphere... But it sounds like it is good to bury it in the soil. Imagine the appearance of the heroine digging the soil ...

#The master who came up with bad taste~#

Monkey King: "..." Who are you scaring?Will this mirror rust?Master, your reason (excuse) Lao Sun gave you full marks, I am not afraid of your pride!

[Host, you lie and don't write drafts! ... No, return that upright host to this system! ] Only 5% of the male god has been transformed into this, so what about 50%?This system can't imagine...

Gu Mu's tone was full of disbelief, and he said, "You would spend so much time on an ordinary bronze mirror? I don't believe it! Take it away quickly, this mirror will make me uncomfortable!"

Xiao Xiuming squinted his eyes, and the majestic coercion poured out, making the entire trunk of the ancient tree tremble, begging for mercy again and again, he asked coldly: "Should I let this seat go?"

Sun Wukong: "..." Master, is it really okay for you to be so rough?But Grandson agrees!

[Host, you have changed...] The system floated in the air and cried.

"How have I changed?" Xiao Xiuming was a little puzzled.

[Okay, the host, you haven’t changed, you are still a hair control, and you are still the frosty master~] The system is coquettish and cute, trying its best to please its own host.

"..." Praise me or belittle me?

[Yushu Linfeng is a suave and suave master, this system must be praising you~]

"……"Disgusting……

[…] Host, you are enough, if you give you some sunshine, it will be brilliant, right?Well, the host can shine brightly without sunlight... 打(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"My lord, the things are finished, can I hear what the old man said? The old man called you here to ask you to lift the curse of this village and let the villagers go to reincarnation." Gu Mu trembled authentically, his tone full of It means to pray.

"It's not the time. I have the ability to untie it for you, but I can't. This is the order of heaven." Xiao Xiuming picked up the shelf of the magic stick, and said to Gu Mu calmly.This is the plot of the heroine, so he won't do it!He has taken in a ghost for the heroine, okay?

【Host, in fact, you don't need to pretend to be a magic stick, because you are a magic stick yourself! 】The system is dead.

Xiao Xiuming: "..." You can see the system dying every day...

[…] This system has heard it all!

Gu Mu suddenly became agitated, and when he was agitated, the leaves sprinkled Monkey King's head again: "Then when will it be untied? The villagers have been waiting for five or six thousand years!"

"...100 years later. A girl will come here, and she will help you lift the curse of this village. You just need to make up a reason and give her this mirror." Xiao Xiuming counted silently in his heart, and then faced Said expressionlessly.

[Emotional host, you are still a weak student... Oh no, you are a scumbag!This makes this system an eye-opener~]

Sun Wukong took off the leaves from his head one by one, thinking: "Master's pensive look just now is actually doing arithmetic, right? Could it be that Master is a man of liberal arts?" So he followed his master's words and added: "I have been waiting for 6000 years. , A small 100 years is not a big deal, right? Hey, you just said that you can tell us something about this village? What is it?"

"This..." Gu Mu was a little hesitant. It originally planned to have the national teacher of Feng Xiao Kingdom come over, and promised it to help it lift the curse of this village. In exchange, it told him what happened in this village.Who would have thought that the national teacher of Fengxiao Kingdom did not follow the routine at all, he was really angry.Gu Mu still had lingering fears about the oppressive aura exuded by the national teacher of Feng Xiao Kingdom just now.It swallowed its saliva, and said slowly: "This matter has to start from 5000 years ago. In short, it is the sin of the people in this village. Enough."

"Who did the evil thing of turning the people in the village into living dead?" Monkey King turned on the curious baby mode.

"An innocent girl who was sacrificed with fire by the people of the village."

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