[System] Villain is a dangerous occupation

Xiao Xiuming glanced sideways at the system, and asked Sun Wukong, "Why are you preventing me from going to Beijing?"

Sun Wukong scratched his head: "...Does this matter need a reason?"

Xiao Xiuming: "..."

In fact, it doesn't matter whether the store is moved to Shangjing or not. There are few customers here, and there will be no patrons in Shangjing.Opening this shop was just Xiao Xiuming's momentary interest, and the system was instigating it.In order for him to open a shop, the system specially sent out a side mission.

Xiao Xiuming was very curious. He had opened this shop for two months and hadn't done anything yet. How did his reputation get so bad?

He did not murder, rob, set fire, or smuggle, right?

Well, he seems to understand what it means to pass one message to ten, ten to one hundred, one hundred to one thousand, and the message is beyond recognition.

In the end, Xiao Xiuming waved his sleeves (?) proudly, and handed over the shop to Tang Seng to take care of him. If any customers came, he would go to Sun Wukong.And he, of course, left the mess behind and took his apprentice out to wander.

Tang Seng and Sun Wukong hugged and cried together, while Bailongmiao stretched out his paws and silently hugged himself tightly.

"Master, how can you be so irresponsible! Poor monk, poor monk...crying for you!" Tang Seng hugged Monkey King's thigh with snot and tears and rubbed hard.

Sun Wukong was ashamed, he covered his face and tore Tang Seng off his lap and said, "Master, you should hug that beast over there! Don't rub your nose and tears on your grandson's trouser legs!"

Xiao Xiuming: "..." Can this word be used like this?

[Host, you have successfully promoted to become a beast in clothes hahahaha! 】The system is laughing again.

Xiao Xiuming: I have to deal with a group of mentally handicapped patients every day, and I feel very tired.

Tang Seng said silently: "The value of force is too strong, and the aura of domineering is leaking out. The poor monk dare not dare!!! I have to hug you."

Monkey King was expressionless: "..." Come on!Is Yaoyaoling there... no, is Yaoerling there?Drag this man to a mental hospital!

The corner of Mu Jian's mouth twitched: "..." It's really tiring to get along with this group of mentally retarded people... No, no, it's really tiring to get along with this group of mentally retarded people except him and the master.It seems a bit out of order...

Tang Seng snotted his nose and burst into tears: "Master, the poor monk is very weak, even a qi cultivator here can crush the poor monk to death!"

Xiao Xiuming kept his face paralyzed, and said lightly: "Isn't there a white dragon horse? Do you think people will patronize the notorious shop?"

Tang Seng thought about it: "Yes."

Seven years in a flash...

During these seven years, what have the master and the apprentice been doing?

Naturally, the waves are all over the world!By the way, helping people get rid of demons and catch ghosts can be said to be famous.Of course, Xiao Xiuming did not forget to torment his apprentice to death, and the apprentice felt pain and happiness in the process of being tormented. (Everyone who thinks crookedly faces the wall consciously, please remember, there is no Xipi in this article)

After tossing and tossing, the apprentice finally formed the alchemy.

Xiao Xiuming's rule for tossing apprentices is: as long as they don't die.As a conscientious master, Xiao Xiuming felt that he had fulfilled his greatest obligation as a master.

Determined to turn the blackened male supporting role into a villainous boss, and then go to the newspaper office.Anyway, the world line is like a runaway wild horse, and it can't be broken back.

The world line is a whole, if one link is missing, it will deviate from the track.The first odd number in the world line is Xiao Xiuming, and the second is the reborn Mu Jian.Even if in the future Xiao Xiuming calmly stepped in when the plot needed him, laying out his part of the world line, but Mu Jian would not, because he did not have a world plot.Xiao Xiuming can follow the instructions of the system, while Mu Jian's eyes are darkened, relying entirely on intuition, because he doesn't know what will happen in the future, even Xiao Xiuming doesn't know, he only knows what will happen in the future , but because of the butterfly effect, even if you know it, it's not accurate.It may or may not happen.

The system said it was up to him, as long as the task was completed.

During this period of time, Xiao Xiuming took Mu Jian to various secret places, various dangerous situations, and various narrow escapes.What you get after a narrow escape is full of opportunities.Xiao Xiuming had almost buried the treasure, and only needed to help the heroine get the beast.

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Sitting at a table in the corner of the teahouse were two young men, one in black and one in plain.The looks of the two young men are extraordinary, attracting many young girls to cast their eyes here, showing shyness.However, the young people seem to have seen nothing, and still go their own way.

Some girls wanted to strike up a conversation, but the aura of the young people was too strong, so they didn't dare.There are also those who are not afraid of aura, afraid of being rejected and losing face in front of people when they go to strike up a conversation.

The atmosphere in the teahouse became quiet until a young girl with a white gauze came in. This woman sat down at a table next to the young man. It was obvious that she was not afraid of coercion, or she had a magic spell that could resist coercion. device.

Sharp-eyed people immediately saw that the woman was full of evil spirits, and she must have killed many people.

The girl took off the white veil, revealing a stunning face, with willow leaf eyebrows and almond eyes, red lips without spots, fair complexion, and a cruel look in every frown and smile.The girl greeted Xiao Er to serve tea, and Xiao Er came over with the tea, respectfully placed it on the table, the girl waved her hand, and gave Xiao Er some silver coins as a reward, which shows the generosity of the offer.

Seeing the girl's face, most of the men present were eager to move forward and want to talk to the girl.The quiet atmosphere in the teahouse eased a lot.

The two young men with extraordinary temperament and appearance are Xiao Xiuming and Mu Jian who have been wandering outside for seven years.

As soon as Xiao Xiuming saw the girl, he was blinded by the halo on her head. He silently sipped his tea and thought: Is this the halo of the legendary heroine?As a villain, he doesn't even have a villain aura.

[Host, express your disappointment. Even if you don't have a villain aura, you are still the biggest boss in this cultivation world, not to mention you have raised a small boss who can inherit your mantle. 】

Xiao Xiuming glanced at Mu Jian, who happened to be looking at him, and then both of them silently looked away.

[…] The degree of transformation of the host's male god has successfully increased by 15% today. According to the internal favorability reminder of this system, Mu Jian's favorability for his own host has successfully increased by 60%...

The system is a bit irritable, 0% favorability is for strangers, 10%-20% is familiarity, 20%-50% is brothers and friends, 50%-80% is liking, 80%-100% is love, family affection is more On the other hand, judging from this, Mu Jian actually likes his host! ! !

The little villain likes the big villain, that's not the problem, the problem is that both of them are men! ! !The law of everything is: except old men and ascetics, all beautiful creatures like female protagonists!The system is crazy.After Mu Jian came back from rebirth, even though she hated the heroine, according to the protagonist's theorem, she would still fall in love with the heroine again, the so-called the more you love, the more you hate!

Mu Jian, let's have a discussion, are you going to like the heroine? !How on earth did you like this ice cube and wood!Nothing has happened to you two so far!Could it be... what the fuck, Mu Jian, are you a jerk? !Abused and abused to abuse feelings?This is unscientific, hey!

Author: This is an unscientific world!Is there a scientific theory of cultivation?Besides, is the system scientific?

System (messy in the wind): ...

The author has something to say: Due to various reasons of learning and three-dimensional, my mother wants to dismantle my computer! (Forget it, the TV will be dismantled too) QAQ!As a quasi-junior middle school student with heavy responsibilities on his shoulders, the stupid author expresses his despair.So I can’t update it in the future, (Mobile phone, what is that, can it be eaten? Well, the stupid author doesn’t have a mobile phone! QAQ) But Su, the stupid author swears that this article will not be cheated (?), at most it will be judged.The stupid author can only see if it can be updated during the winter vacation. It depends on whether the mother will return the computer screen to the baby.In short, it will definitely be updated next summer vacation~(≧▽≦)/~, let the stupid author scratch the wall, and fill in the hole he dug by himself QAQ!

So again, double update today~