Brother, this showman

"Have you seen it? The Guo family bought a set of phoenix crowns in Baode Building, which is almost a foot high."

"Why didn't I see it? It's so golden that it's almost blinding my eyes. I followed it all the way and hoped it would drop a few pearls, even if it was gold powder. In the end, I followed it all the way to Guo's house, hahahaha."

"It's really worthless! Whoever married the daughter of the Guo family is really lucky."

"Hey, it's hard to say whether you will live or not. Look at the married brides. Which one has gone to her husband's house safely?"

……

The drinkers in the inn gathered around the square table in twos and threes, all discussing the matter of Miss Guo's throwing hydrangea balls to recruit relatives.

Ye Wenqing asked the shopkeeper to change to another room, but I really didn't dare to stay in the deluxe room.

The shopkeeper managed to sell the deluxe room. He wanted to ask Ye Wenqing about his experiences and thoughts last night, but in the end, Ye Wenqing gave him a stare so frightened that he swallowed it all down, with a resentful expression on his face.

Ye Wenqing entered a newly opened guest room, the furnishings were simple, the windows were bright and clean, without those fancy decorations, overall it was pretty good.

Ye Wenqing went to the desk and sat down, twisted a piece of red talisman paper with his fingertips, and recited formulas in his mouth, a petite bird suddenly appeared in front of him.

Unlike Lu Yan's blue bird, this bird's feathers are brightly colored and radiant.The eyes are as bright as pearls, piercing and radiant, with a faint flame flickering.

"Yo? Ye Wenqing?" The bird yawned, looking around the room with distaste, "This seat is also a majestic ancient beast Chiyu Huofeng, and you are summoning this seat in such a poor place? Are you calling this seat?" What are you doing to me! You really don't fit my identity at all!" After finishing speaking, he turned around angrily, and turned his buttocks to Ye Wenqing again.

According to legend, the Red Feather Fire Phoenix is ​​the phoenix that helped Nuwa hold the stone when she repaired the sky in ancient times.In the end, because they were too edible, the purple bamboo forest planted by the emperor of heaven was cleaned up, and the emperor of heaven was so angry that he directly demoted them to the earth.

However, Ye Wenqing has always held a negative attitude towards this story. After all, there are different opinions about the story about Chiyu Huofeng in the cultivation world.

Some said it was because they were too edible, some said it was because they burned the palaces of the heavens, and some said that the red feather fire phoenix was not a divine beast at all, but a spirit with red hair that could speak. Beast.

Therefore, it remains to be discussed whether Chiyu Huofeng is a divine beast or not.

It was the only thing left to him by his parents.

The red feather fire phoenix's tail was raising a feather, which was in the opposite direction to the other feathers. Ye Wenqing didn't like it, so he stretched out his hand to push the feather away, but the feather fell off as soon as it loosened.

Chiyu Huofeng suddenly turned around, her round eyes fixed on the feather in Ye Wenqing's hand, and the feathers on her head also trembled, the two clusters of fire in her eyes immediately became vigorous, and she screamed: "You old beast! ! This is the tenth feather you plucked from this seat! You are still not human!"

"No." Ye Wenqing inserted the feather back into its tail, and said innocently, "I just want to give you a smooth hair."

Chiyu Huofeng looked at Ye Wenqing vigilantly, remained silent for a while, and finally covered her eyes with her wings, and lay her head on the table with a slap, pitifully: "Master Ye, Ye Zuzong, give me some hair, I don’t want to look for girls with bare buttocks in the future.”

While talking, imitating the crawling of caterpillars.

Just now I kept saying that the majestic momentum of the ancient beasts disappeared at this moment.

"You still want a girl?" Ye Wenqing sneered, flicking its feathers with his fingertips, "Who wants a bird with a bare butt?"

"You old bastard!" Akabane Huofeng immediately stood up trembling, and stared at Ye Wenqing angrily, "Not only do you have a butt, but you still don't want girls? A stinky man who wouldn't even buy a hairpin!"

Earlier, Wen Yu introduced Ye Wenqing to a female cultivator from another sect. She was petite and lovely, with a soft and waxy voice, which was very flattering.

Ye Wenqing was only 20 years old at the time, and thought this sweet girl looked good, so she tried to get in touch with her.Unexpectedly, on the first day they met, the female cultivator dragged him to Linglong Pavilion, and looked at a set of Dian Cui Tou Noodles, which was self-evident.

Ye Wenqing glanced at the price, it was 2000 taels!Immediately asked: "Do you like it?"

The nun blushed and nodded, looking at him expectantly.

"Look a little more if you like it, and I'll accompany you." Ye Wenqing said calmly.

Female nun: "..."

The last two naturally failed, Ye Wenqing no longer dared to have too much contact with women, for fear that they would ask him for something.

The main reason is that they are so poor that they only have face left. Unfortunately, those girls only looked at face at first, but at the end they all looked at money.Then his peach blossoms were limited to the girl who threw the kerchief to him.

Ye Wenqing has always had a bad memory, but this incident left a deep impression on him. At that time, he completely pretended to be calm.

"Just keep talking, believe it or not, I won't call you out anymore? Let you stay in the dark hole." Ye Wenqing stretched out a finger to pluck the feathers on its head, narrowing its eyes and threatening road.

Akabane Huofeng turned his head back with backbone: "This seat is happy to be at leisure."

"Okay." Ye Wenqing leaned back, leaned back against the chair, and twisted a spell with his fingertips.

Seeing this, Chiyu Huofeng rang the alarm, and hurriedly bowed his head: "Master Ye, we have something to talk about, this person, no, this phoenix has always liked to behave like a gentleman. We have known each other for many years, and our friendship is natural." Needless to say, let's talk about what you have to do slowly."

Just now, he had an unshakable appearance of "this seat is not afraid of anything", but now it suddenly died down, nodding like the dog's tail grass in the corner blown by the wind.

"Junniao is the one who knows the current affairs." Ye Wenqing clicked his tongue and said with a suppressed smile, "Okay, I have something to trouble you."

"Immortal Master, please tell me." Chiyu Huofeng bowed his head again, respectful, "If I can do what I can, I will definitely do my best."

"Fly around outside and tell me what you see." Ye Wenqing said, "In the time of a stick of incense, if you sneak away to eat something messy, then don't expect me to leave the hair on your butt for you." caught."

Chiyu Huofeng secretly rolled her eyes, cursed inwardly as a dog, flapped her wings, jumped onto the window lattice and flew out.

Akabane Fire Phoenix's eyes can see things that ordinary people can't see with naked eyes. Whether it's ghosts or strange formations, nothing can escape its soybean eyes.

Hmm, soybean eyes.Ye Wenqing was very satisfied with this description of himself.

If the argument between Zhen Lihai and Ji Ba about the hot and cold food in the inn in the morning was just an accident, what about the Guo Mansion?Why did Guo Fugui and Wang argue about hot and cold food?If it can be called a coincidence once, then it is not a coincidence twice in a row.

This Qingshui Town is really not clean water at all.

The evening wind came into the house through the crack of the window, casually flipping through the books on the table.

Ye Wenqing tightened his coat around his shoulders, got up and wanted to close the window tighter, but then thought about it later when Akabane Fire Phoenix came back and saw that the window was closed, with its tricky nature, it would only blow fire and burn through the window .

Forget it, let's do something good.

Ye Wenqing dismissed the idea, just as there was a knock on the door.

"Brother." Feng Lianchen's voice came to his ears through the door.

Ye Wenqing turned around, stepped forward to open the door, and Feng Lianchen's handsome face came into view, but the disappointment on his face could not be concealed, if there were ears on his head, he might have drooped down.

"Didn't Guo Fugui tell you to take you to pick out new clothes?" Ye Wenqing said rather amusedly, "What? Didn't you see the right one?"

"Senior brother, why did you return that room?" Feng Lianchen hesitated to speak several times, but chose to ask, with three points of grievance in his words.

Originally, two people could be alone in one room, but they were divided into two rooms, and no one could see them.

Ye Wenqing clenched his fists against his lips and coughed lightly: "It's enough to experience it for one night, don't waste money."

To be honest, he saw the little second hand coming out of that room with several cans of that male sex in his hand before, and the picture of yesterday came to mind again, no matter how thick-skinned he was, he was embarrassed to step in again.

"Okay, haven't you bought the new clothes?" Ye Wenqing changed the subject instantly, looked at Feng Lianchen's empty hands, "It's still early, do you want me to go to the clothing store with you?"

"Okay." Feng Lianchen paused, then nodded.

The owner of the clothing store cheerfully folded his arms and looked at the two handsome men, his eyes couldn't hide his amazement.

Ye Wenqing picked out a duck-egg blue auspicious cloud woven gold-trimmed gown and stretched it out in front of Feng Lianchen, then shook his head and put it back in its original position, as it didn't fit.

Feng Lianchen's overall demeanor was relatively cool, but there was always tenderness in his eyes as deep as a pool of water, just like the buds that had just sprouted in early spring, melting the pool of ice.

In the end, Ye Wenqing simply picked a plain dark-jacquard mink velvet-trimmed narrow-sleeved cross-neck gown and handed it to Feng Lianchen for a try, and then rubbed his chin in satisfaction: "This one is pretty good, let's try it. "

Feng Lianchen took the clothes and followed the shopkeeper's instructions to the fitting room.

Ye Wenqing sat on the bench and waited, holding hot tea and chatting with the shopkeeper.

Generally speaking, the shopkeeper chatted alone, and kept recommending his own clothes.

With a creak, the door of the fitting room was opened, Ye Wenqing looked around, and his eyes lit up.

I don't know if it's because of the material or the wrong size, Feng Lianchen looked a bit cramped in this dress, but it showed his slender figure to the fullest.A moon-white gold-painted belt is tied around her thin waist, and tooth-colored boots under a pair of long legs make her look even taller.

Feng Lianchen smiled, and looked straight at Ye Wenqing: "Brother, what do you think of this body?"

Ye Wenqing stepped forward in a strange way, and then he clearly realized that Feng Lianchen was half a head taller than him!

So, Ye Wenqing took another step back silently, adjusted the sudden unhappiness in his heart, and praised: "'Son of the master, if you increase it by one point, it will be too long, and if it is reduced by one point, it will be too short; if you put powder on it, it will be too white. Shi Zhu is too red; his eyebrows are like emerald feathers, his muscles are like white snow; his waist is like a bunch of plains, and his teeth are like shellfish.' A sweet smile will fascinate me for the rest of my life."

"Uh..." Feng Lianchen paused for a moment, and the smile on his face became even wider, "I'm confused for the rest of my life? Are you talking about yourself, brother?"

"Ahem." Ye Wenqing suddenly felt hot when he met his bright smile, and immediately looked away, "I remember wrongly."

Feng Lianchen chuckled, strode forward, leaned slightly and whispered in his ear: "Then I wear this to pick up senior brother's hydrangea, will senior brother marry me?"

Ye Wenqing's heart skipped a beat, and she pretended to be joking, "We'll talk about it after you receive it, in case someone snatches it away."

"No." Feng Lianchen straightened up and said firmly, "Only I can catch the hydrangea from senior brother."

Seeing that Feng Lianchen didn't seem to be joking, Ye Wenqing's footsteps suddenly felt a little weak, his eyes were wandering, and he didn't know how to react.

Feng Lianchen had a panoramic view of his movements, and the smile in his eyes grew stronger: "Brother, I was just joking."

Ye Wenqing let out a long sigh of relief, and cursed with a smile: "Little bastard!"

"Okay, that's it, but I have to find the shopkeeper to change the size." After Ye Wenqing finished speaking, he turned and walked out, his heartbeat still not slowing down.