Brother, this showman

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, it should be a joyful and peaceful one. A group of people kowtow melon seeds and hold tea, chatting about things all over the world around the stove.

At least Ye Wenqing lived in this way for the first 27 years.

But now on the first day of the new year, the sky has just dawned, and the night has not completely faded.Even before the rooster crowed a full note, he was awakened by a group of crows louder than cock crows.

"If you want to pay New Year's greetings, just kowtow outside." Ye Wenqing turned inside, wrapped the quilt around his head, and shouted lazily outside, "Kowtow is the lucky money. If you don't kowtow, it's a good idea!"

The shouting froze for a moment.

The people outside the house looked at each other, with sullen expressions on their faces, and shouted into the house again.

"Blessings to your uncle! Ye Wenqing, hurry up!"

"That's right, tell me the truth, where did you hide the dumb corpse from yesterday? Are you planning to destroy the corpse?"

"How can you be so disgusting? You can do anything utterly devoid of conscience! It's in vain that Sect Master Ma has kindness to keep you for the New Year!"

……

Ye Wenqing, who was stuffed under the covers, heard a lot, and helplessly grabbed his hair, and was accused of another crime before he knew it. Could it be that he has a face that is easy to bully?

"Ye Wenqing! If you don't say anything, believe it or not, we will rush in now?"

The outsider let out a roar.

"Who dares?"

A cold voice sounded, and the white robe fluttered, which was a bit more essential than the fallen white on the branches, and his expression was much colder.

Feng Lianchen stood tall and tall, standing in front of the door, his eyes wandered in front of everyone, and said indifferently: "If you want to pay New Year's greetings, come one by one, if you want to cause trouble, I don't mind going together."

"Presumptuous!" Zhen Pang, the suzerain of Liuliu Shun, threw up his sleeves angrily, and pointed at Feng Lianchen with righteous indignation, "Listen to what bastard words you said? Say it again if you have the guts!"

Feng Lianchen did what he wanted and repeated it verbatim.

Zhen Pang: "..."

Why didn't you follow the rules?

After a brief silence, it was a new beginning.

Mei Youqian cleared his throat, and took a step forward, already brewing words in his mind that would silence the other party, thinking about regaining the face he lost yesterday, who would have thought it would be so hard to find, As soon as he opened his mouth, he was cut off.

"What is this for? New Year's greetings?" A curious voice came, and I saw Su He dressed like the Fuwa on New Year's paintings, dragging Song Jihua, who was not interested, walking up excitedly.

"Young Master Su, Young Master Song."

Everyone bowed their hands in salute.

"Are there so many people coming to pay New Year's greetings to Ye Wenqing? When will this be?" Su He rubbed his chin and looked at everyone in surprise.

"No." Zhen Pang replied first, pointing to Feng Lianchen in front of the door, "Young Master Su was away last night, so I don't know about it. He killed a servant of Sect Master Ma yesterday, and Ye Wenqing deliberately protected him. He refused to admit it to death. Later, the two brothers simply took the body away."

"Hey hey!"

The door opened with a creak. Ye Wenqing was wearing a fur coat over his shoulders, and his hair was untied.

She has a belly bigger than a wax gourd, her face is rounder than a pancake, but she is still wearing tights, which make her belly twist and turn.

"This..." Ye Wenqing withdrew his gaze, put his hand on the door frame, and racked his brains to think of a word that is suitable to describe Zhen Pang, "This suzerain who is very blessed, dare to ask Ye when he killed someone, why not?" Is it time to destroy the corpse?"

"That dumb corpse suddenly disappeared. Tell me, if you weren't guilty, who would want a dead body?" Zhen Pang touched the people around him as he spoke, in order to get everyone's cooperation.

"That's right, you hid the corpse because you wanted to cover up the truth with a guilty conscience!" Someone echoed, and everyone responded one after another.

Ye Wenqing has always thought that arguing with others is the most boring thing, especially with a group of fools who don't take it for granted.

"Go." Ye Wenqing shook his sleeves, a red light flashed, and Chiyu Huofeng had already rolled around on the ground in embarrassment, looking at him sadly.

"I wish you New Year's greetings, what about the New Year's money?" Akabane Huofeng raised his head and looked at him with longing eyes.

"You have been with me for so many years, have you seen that I have given you New Year's money? Besides, after hundreds of years, you will not grow tall, and it is useless to suppress it." Ye Wenqing sneered, and poked it with his foot, " Go, find the dumb body from yesterday, if this continues, I will have to take my junior brother to the street to sing about Dou E's injustice."

Akabane Huofeng dodged Ye Wenqing's feet depressingly, who knew there was something more depressing.

"Is this a Firebird?"

"No, it's the fire quail!"

"Fart, what are your eyes, it can speak human, it is clearly a spirit beast."

"Okay, okay, you are amazing, so tell me what kind of spirit beast this is?"

"Look, its feathers are as red as fire, especially the tuft of flame-like feathers between its eyebrows, and its eyes are like agate stones, piercing. It looks like a chicken essence that has been cultivated for thousands of years to obtain a fairy body." !"

"Chicken, grandma! You are the chicken! Your family is full of chicken essence!" Akabane went completely berserk, retracted the wings that had just spread, and glared angrily at Mei Yougan, who thought it was the essence of chicken .

"If you don't read enough, don't talk nonsense there. I really admire you, how you have lived to your current age with an empty mind. You are so tightly wrapped, and you don't know how to wrap your head too. Isn't the sound of the wind in it cold? I feel cold when I see it."

Chiyu Huofeng flew up to the roof, raised his head proudly, looked down at everyone with disdain, and said loudly: "I tell you, I am the ancient beast Chiyu Huofeng, the heir of the Chiyu Clan. If you don't know how to pretend to understand, you are worse than a pig." stupid!"

After Chiyu Huofeng finished speaking, she flapped her wings and left.

The sects below were stunned, Mei Yougan blushed and turned pale, and the laughter deliberately suppressed by others forced him to bow his head in embarrassment and indignation.

"Okay." Ye Wenqing stretched, yawned, and raised his hand to wipe away the teardrops from the corners of his eyes, "The mute corpse, Akabane Fire Phoenix, has already been found. What else do you want to say?"

I lost face just now, how could everyone have the nerve to stay here, isn't this just to make people laugh, so I can only leave embarrassingly, and come back after saying that there is a result.

After a night of Bai Xue's love, the layer of white gauze that was originally covered in the yard has turned into black footprints at this moment, erasing this purity for nothing and making it messy.

"Ye Wenqing, Ye Wenqing." Su He trotted forward, leaned on the door frame, scratched the sky excitedly, his eyes sparkled, "That one just now, is it really the Red Feather Fire Phoenix?"

"Is it hard to hear with age?" Ye Wenqing glanced at him, retracted his hand on the door frame, took a step back, turned and walked into the back room.

Su He was stunned for a moment, then clapped his hands and applauded: "It's really interesting! Good!"

"Ye!" Su He was full of expectations and wanted to ask more about Chiyu Huofeng. This is an ancient mythical beast that only exists in ancient books, but his good friend actually has it.

However, before he finished shouting, he was "invited" out by Feng Lianchen, with the reason that "my senior brother is disheveled at this time, so I invite Mr. Su out."

Su He backed out in a daze, looked at the closed door, and muttered to himself: "You're obviously wearing clothes, but you haven't combed your hair. They're all big men, why can't we see?"

"Brother Song!" Su He suddenly remembered the words shouted from the loudspeaker that he heard yesterday. of……"

Song Jihua smiled but said nothing, with an inscrutable expression on his face.

Su He immediately covered his mouth, his face turned red, and there was a look of joy on his face, "I discovered a shocking secret".

Inside the room, Ye Wenqing just changed his fur coat and put on his outer shirt. Hearing the movement, he found that Feng Lianchen was still in the room. He couldn't help wondering: "Didn't you say that I'm disheveled? Then why are you still here?"

However, Feng Lianchen didn't reply, so he continued to say: "That's right, you are shameless."

"Senior brother still understands me." Feng Lianchen smiled, stepped forward and fastened his girdle first, picked up the jade ring and hung it up, and grabbed a handful of tassels by the way, his fingertips seemed to be unintentionally on his thigh touched it.

Ye Wenqing was startled, and immediately took a step back: "I didn't praise you, and you shouldn't climb up the pole."

Feng Lianchen didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and spread his hands innocently: "Brother, what's the matter, there are people outside, how dare I do anything? Besides, this little time is not enough for me to toss about."

Ye Wenqing: "..."

"Do not worry."

Taking advantage of Ye Wenqing's speechlessness, Feng Lianchen pulled him over and sat down in front of the bronze mirror, raised the wooden comb in his hand, and smiled brightly: "I have always wanted to comb my brother's hair, and this time I have the opportunity .”

"No need!" Ye Wenqing instinctively refused, his scalp was numb from the comb, and he struggled to get up, "I'll do it myself."

"Senior Brother." Feng Lianchen bent down slightly, stretched out his hand around Ye Wenqing's chest, pinned him on his body, and said ambiguously, "If Senior Brother moves around again, I can't guarantee that this hair will be combed. When will it be?"

Ye Wenqing clearly felt that something was pressed against his back, he froze suddenly, leaned forward, and murmured: "Feng Lianchen, young people should pay more attention, don't be so angry."

"Because I'm a senior brother." Feng Lianchen's subordinates still shuttled gently through Rumo's hair, the soft and smooth touch of the palm is also warm, making people unable to help but want to grab more.

Originally, it took Feng Lianchen nearly half a cup of tea to comb his hair well, but Ye Wenqing's waist was sore from sitting.

When Feng Lianchen let go of his hand contentedly, he immediately ran to the side like a bird leaving the cage, supported the table with one hand, rubbed his waist with the other, and let out a few comfortable sighs from time to time.

"In the future, I will comb the hair of senior brother." Feng Lianchen reluctantly said, clenched his palms tightly, still reminiscing about the touch just now.

"Then I'll shave my head bald." Ye Wen gave him an innocent look.

Feng Lianchen smiled and said nothing, his eyes were full of pampering that people would fall into if they were not careful, as if Ye Wenqing's words were to him an angry child waiting to be coaxed.

Ye Wenqing was a little upset, and was about to reprimand him with a straight face, when Chiyu Huofeng's voice happened to be heard outside the house.

Ye Wenqing could only let it go, gave him a sideways glance, turned and walked out.