I must be sleeping the wrong way

When Bai Luo returned to the mortal world, he felt the warm temperature unique to the mortal world, and was not used to it for a while.

He put Xiaobai on the bed and covered him with the quilt, looked at Xiaobai who was chattering while sleeping, and then turned his head to look at Xiaobai who was sitting on the sofa and eating bread obediently, secretly feeling the difference.

After a while, I remembered to turn on my mobile phone. Looking at so many messages and calls from "all corners of the world", I felt that one head and two were big, and Bai Luo's brain was in a storm. What kind of perfect reason should I think of to explain the past few days? Disappeared, and finally racked my brains to come up with a perfect, powerful, and extremely reliable... The phone has no signal and I didn't pay attention.

Just as Bai Luo wanted to call Tang Yi back, Li Ran called.

Bai Luo cleared his throat and pressed the answer button, and then he heard crackling and shouting: "Hey, hey, big brother kidnapper! Don't get excited, don't hurt my brother. How much will it cost, where is the pick-up location, and the code is Why don’t you just open your mouth, little brother, I’m also on the road, how about we play something new, tie one and get one free? My brother has no seniors, no younger ones, it’s really very miserable, the kind of miserable, you always Lift up..."

Bai Luo felt that if he didn't interrupt, Li Ran could talk from the morning until the melody of the news broadcast started, so he said, "It's me, not your dear brother on the road."

"Damn it, Bai Luo! Where did you go? The phone didn't work, and there was no one at home. We almost called the police, okay? We, Ayi, think you've lost weight. Maybe we kissed each other during the kissing of the bride." You will faint, can you bear this responsibility!"

Then Bai Luo clearly heard Tang Yi's shout over there, "Finally answered the phone, Bai Luo, you did it on purpose! Also, what do you mean falling down after kissing, Li Ran, you put away the dignity of a man." Where!"

Li Ran and the others are really worried. Although Bai Luo's manuscripts for some magazines have to run around, it's the first time that he can't be contacted for so long. Moreover, this guy's family is just like this, so he can't do anything wrong. Know for the first time.

"No, I went to the countryside, and my mobile phone has no signal. Are you gathering a crowd to make trouble now?" Bai Luo immediately changed the subject.

"Yes, everyone has a 40-meter sword in their hands, ready to face a new storm and rescue the Bai hostage." Li Ran replied angrily.

"I was wrong, next time I must report the itinerary to the organization, I promise, look at my firm eyes." Bai Luo said.

"Luo, in order to wait for you, our bride and groom haven't even tried on their wedding dresses yet. Come out quickly, the only bridal shop over there in the North Prince's Mansion, go to it today, or you won't be in a hurry, hurry up Yes, I'll hang up first."

"Hey, groom, what are you doing? Getting ready to pick up the bride! You're still babbling, do you look like a groom? You, shouldn't you burn your body and be hungry and thirsty? Lin Heng, why do you look at it like this? I, I'm scared! Bai Luo, hurry up!" After speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry.

Listening to the busy tone, Bai Luo felt that the next time he went to the underworld, maybe he could really take a good look at Li Ran's past life. Maybe he was a world-famous matchmaker and a mascot for marriages between men and women.

Bai Luo cooked some side dishes and put them on the table, and with Xiao Xiaobai's determination that he would watch Xiao Bai and not let him run around, he picked up his mobile phone and wallet and headed straight to the North Prince's Mansion.

When Li Ran saw Bai Luo, he ran up and turned Bai Luo three times to the left and three times to the right. He turned Bai Luo into a spinning top in a daze, and felt relieved when he saw nothing was wrong. He gritted his teeth and said, "I said I went to the countryside White and clean, I think you went to the spa!"

"I really went to the countryside. It's still the kind where there are no people in a radius of ten miles." Bai Luo really didn't lie in a certain sense. There are no people in the underworld, but he didn't know that Yin Chi knew that he said his underworld was the countryside. What kind of expression is it.

A few people entered the bridal shop, and the clerk just took a look at it and then led a group of people to the VIP area with a smile on their faces.

Tang Yi never paid much attention to these people's sophistication. He just lowered his head and told Su Qi next to him that the service of this store was good. Su Qi knocked Tang Yi on the head and said, "Take off your clothes and go to Beijiekou Find one on the street stall and put it on, it will definitely make you feel at home."

Looking at the young couple, Bai Luo felt that fate is a very wonderful thing. At first sight, at first sight, he recognized it. Until now, holding hands for the rest of his life, he really wanted to kick over this pot of dog food.

Li Ran on the side leaned forward with a gossiping face, "I'm envious, let's find one." After Bai Luo heard this sentence, the first thing that flashed in his mind was Yin Chu's face, so the expression on his face suddenly became a little bit "Colorful", how could Li Ran let go of Bai Luo's rare appearance, he felt something was wrong at first glance.

"My God, Luo, you have it!"

As soon as Li Ran finished speaking, everyone in the store looked at Bai Luo in disbelief. Even Lin Heng, who was always expressionless, had a crack in his expression, not to mention the shopping guides with froze smiles on their faces.

"You are a big-headed ghost." Bai Luo laughed back angrily, rubbed Li Ran's dog's head angrily, and then said: "Your ability to use words, Mr. Ji may shoot you directly after hearing it, and then shoot himself. Let’s start life over again.”

Li Ran knew that he shouted a little louder, and he was a little embarrassed, but he couldn't hold back his eager gossip, and moved to Bai Luo's side and said, "No, I mean, you won't really have a date, right?"

"I not only have a partner, but also a pair of soldiers, a pair of cannons are also fine. Right now, I really want to give you a cannon and send you to heaven." Bai Luo nodded away from Li Ran's approaching face, and walked forward without looking back. Walk.

Now Bai Luo really knows why there is a saying that your bride may have started preparing for her wedding since she was five years old.

Su Qi is originally from a scholarly family and a woman who has seen the world, but looking at the dazzling array of wedding dresses in front of her, even though she tried her best to conceal it, she could still see the excitement in her heart.

Bai Luo looked at the excited bride who was trying on the wedding dress and the groom who showed signs of "my wife is the most beautiful" all the time, smiled and walked around before sitting down and flipping through the magazines.

Li Ran leaned on the sofa and said to Bai Luo and Lin Heng: "Tell me, tell me, does this scene look like the time when we skipped class collectively and accompanied A Yi to choose the first birthday present for Su Qi? Later, I won a lottery, and a professor who has not called names for a hundred years did a roll call for the first time, if you hadn’t helped the professor to act as a freshman advisor for a few days, maybe what would have happened.”

Bai Luo stopped flipping the pages of the book, glanced at Su Qi and Tang Yi, and said with a smile: "Fate is the word, it means I took one more look at you in the crowd, and it just so happens that you also have the honor to spend the rest of your life with me." Simple."

After Lin Heng answered the phone, he heard Bai Luo's words, smiled for the first time, and said, "Fate is about probability."

Li Ran rolled his big eyes, and said, "Daddy, can we be more artistic? Fate, fate, sounds much safer than the cold probability you said."

Over there, Tang Yi was dizzy in a hurry, and Su Qi changed a set, and he had to change a set accordingly, and gradually he had more energy than he wanted.

Li Ran smiled and said to Bai Luo: "Compared to this young couple, it seems that A Yi's physical strength is a little weaker. Hehehe, I'm really worried about my brother's waist."

As a result, before he finished speaking, he felt that the light above his head was blocked. Turning his head and looking, Tang Yi stood behind him with a black face, turned his neck, and pressed his fists with a cracking sound. He choked out a few words, "Whose waist are you talking about?"

Immediately, the two of them put on a fight, and soon Bai Luo and Lin Heng next to them were also affected.

When Su Qi came out, she saw a group of big men lying on the sofa and laughing. Why is her husband still on the ground, so she suddenly picked up her wedding dress and walked over, pulling Tang Yi who was on the ground to pat him. the presence of dust.

Li Ran teased with a smile: "Oh, it's still hurting. It's okay, he's thick and not broken." Su Qi pouted slightly, and said to the three people on the sofa: "Senior brother, don't worry about it." Bully him, how expensive the clothes are! What to do if they get dirty."

After hearing this, Bai Luo and the others laughed, looked at the groom-to-be next to him with a look of disbelief, made a bow to the bride, and said, "Yes, yes, next time I will definitely take off my clothes before beating me."

"It's almost the same, hey, don't be idle, choose the best man's clothes quickly! I brought you here, not to give me a wedding dress, so as not to give me a red and green match, choose quickly, I In the afternoon, I will take my sisters out to choose bridesmaid dresses." Su Qi looked at the group of men in front of her with hatred.

A few people could only act quickly, and Li Ran still did not forget to turn around and say flatteringly, "Junior Sister, you look like a fairy descending to the world in this dress. Maybe you were Chang'e in the previous life, which attracted our Canopy Marshal Tang Fan's heart."

"Thank you, brother! Hee hee!" Su Qi smiled happily.

"Li Ran, who do you call a pig! Marshal Tang, my wife, he called me a pig, thank him."

After the matter finally ended, the big men acted as if they had just experienced disaster, Bai Luo swore that he would never buy clothes with women again, he was so tired.

Su Qi's fighting power alone is simply stronger than Xiaobai and Xuan Qi, at least those two can be calmed down by giving them something to eat.

Tang Yi still had a lot of trivial matters in the afternoon, Lin Heng came out for a short while, and the phone kept ringing, Bai Luo was also thinking about the two little ones at home, so he could only tell Tang Yi if there was anything he needed to help, just call Say goodbye in a hurry.

Bai Luo deliberately brought back a few boxes of desserts from Beiwang Mansion, and when he opened the door, he saw a man and a tiger sitting on the sofa watching TV, and a certain stupid tiger was still rolling with laughter.

Upon hearing the sound of the door opening, the two little ones immediately came out to greet Bai Luo. To be precise, it was the dessert in Bai Luo's hands.

Xiao Bai hugged the dessert and didn't let go, showing shamelessly cuteness to Bai Luo: "Luo Luo, is this for me? I haven't seen you for a long time, do you not love me anymore? I think my heart is very cold."

"Where you touch it, it's more like your stomach than your heart." Bai Luo decided to keep Xiaobai away from the TV in the future, otherwise he might develop some wonderful characters like the two tigers.

Xiaobai ate the dessert with relish, and halfway through the meal, he seemed to suddenly think of something, and said, "Lolo, what's wrong with Sister Beauty? I was half asleep and half awake when I heard Jinyue say a few words, but I couldn't hear them clearly. I thought about it at first, but Baptist didn’t know what she did to me! She fell asleep again!” Then Xiao Xiaobai on the side also echoed, “I heard that too.”

Bai Luo smiled and rubbed the heads of the two little guys in front of him, thinking that looking at the big-hearted and tiger-headed tiger-headed ones, his heart is actually very soft.Then he said: "It's okay, in the future, maybe you can take Ye Li to play around, you don't need to stay at Naihe Bridge all the time."

"Then can I take him to the human world?" Xiao Xiaobai looked innocent.

"Then can I sleep with him?" Xiao Bai looked longingly.

Bai Luo poked Xiao Xiaobai's face and said, "Well, you can do this." Then he rubbed the tiger's head angrily and said, "You can't! You will be beaten! By His Royal Highness Shuo Wang! It's terrible!"

"Why did King Shuo beat me? Are you jealous, Luoluo? I won't spoil the beautiful sister alone. Don't worry, I'll drink a bucket of water for three thousand!"

"Xiaobai, I will not allow you to watch TV in the future."

Xiaobai groaned to show his dissatisfaction, and Xiaobai beside him giggled, looking like he was very happy watching the play.

Bai Luo secretly thought about whether the White Tiger Clan had an army or not, thinking that if there were any, he would send Xiao Bai in and be locked up for a few days.