Stable Polarized Practice

Coordinates, Zhenxuan group, a certain dormitory.

"what?!!!!!!"

Yamazaki used a total of six exclamation points to express his shock, surprise, and disbelief.

"What did Captain Okita ask you to help?!"

"...Huh? Is there a need for such a big reaction?" An Ding was startled by his roommate's overreaction, and said hesitantly, "Souwu-kun just asked me to pretend to be his female friend..."

It is said that Sougo-kun’s older sister is recovering from a serious illness and is weak, so he doesn’t want to worry her because of his friendship problem, but there are very few friends of the opposite sex, either the age gap is too big or the m is too obvious, or the rest It was a mountain gorilla, so I had no choice but to ask a reliable subordinate to pretend...

An Ding also scratched his head in confusion: "Why is it not allowed if the age gap is too big? Does Sougo-kun's sister have any prejudice against Wangnianyou?"

No! ! !No, Ozer! ! !

Yamazaki screamed frantically in his heart: Whatever age, m, mountain gorilla, everything is an excuse! ! !Did you just believe he was just asking you to pretend to be a girl friend? ! !This is clearly for you to pretend to be a girlfriend! ! !Is his CP progressing so fast? ! ! !

And Aozer, don't you have any rejection at all?Normal men will be angry when they hear that they are called women's clothes, right? !You will feel that the cock under your crotch has been insulted, right? !Why do you naturally seem to have lived in a pile of fake mothers since childhood! ! !

California. Nail polish, earrings, high heels, Kiyomitsu, chaotic. Recognized women's wear masters. Awataguchi's little beauty, Toshiro, and Jiro. Makeup and wearing oiran outfits. Taidao: Deep Hidden Skills and Fame.jpg

An Ding hugged her pile of clothes and became distressed: "Since you want to pretend to be a girl, you should wear girls' clothes, right? But I don't have girls' clothes here..."

XD stable wardrobe:

True selection team uniform × 1

Practice clothing × 1

Battle clothes × 1

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Yes, even An Ding has the characteristic of intertwining eyes, and his body is slightly (accent) slender and indistinguishable, but his clothes are definitely worn by men.Even in Honmaru's inner uniform, An Ding wears a horse riding hakama with a crotch, but that guy Kiyomitsu is wearing a lantern hakama that girls can wear...

An Ding's mind wandered again. He remembered that the habit of Qingguang painting nails is only for girls, right?Shouldn't he be wearing some nail polish if he's going to dress up as a girl?

Nail polish, women's clothing, and the best possible makeup skills... He thought that no one in this group of men would have these things, so he still had to ask real girls for help?

An Ding pushed his pile of clothes aside, sat upright and asked seriously:

"Yamazaki-kun, do you know any female friends who can help?"

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"Ah, then leave it to the queen, Aru!"

Kagura patted the tablet's chest and responded in a big way.

"I just said that the beautiful girl must be the beautiful girl's Alu. Even if she wasn't a beautiful girl at the time, she will definitely become the beautiful girl's Alu in the future!" I handed it to An Ding:

"How about this one? Pretty girl, you must be very suitable for its Aru!"

stable:"……"

Yamazaki: "..."

Although this kind of clothes is indeed very suitable for cute girls, and the high slit is inexplicably feminine, but...

One person and one knife fell into silence, and finally Yamazaki Tai spoke with a complicated mood.

"That...Miss Kagura, there is nothing wrong with this dress, but here—" He pointed to the piece of fabric that can be sat on the buttocks after wearing it:

"...What is this black thing that looks like dried blood here?"

No matter how you look at it, it looks like a woman's aunt who comes here for a few days every month, right? !It must be the big aunt, right? ! !He no longer wants to know why the clothes with such strange stains haven't been washed yet. Although it is true that women's clothing is more like a girl, the better, but there is no need for Ao Ze to pretend to be an aunt!Besides, even a normal girl wouldn't be able to walk around wearing a piece of her aunt's blood, right? ! ! !

"Oh? What are you talking about, Alu? It's just Alu who accidentally sat on the soy sauce bottle while eating soy sauce bibimbap."

No, even if it was soy sauce, it wouldn't be considered soy sauce in that kind of place.Yamazaki complained tiredly.And even if it is a soy sauce stain, it should be washed off, right?Why keep it?

"Um... I don't think it's suitable for me." An Ding said euphemistically, "Actually, ordinary and cute girls' clothes are enough."

Although Sougo-kun didn't specify what kind of friend he wants to pretend to be, it's all up to him to play freely, but he still has to work hard!After all, I want to pretend to be Sogo-kun's female friend, and Sougo-kun's female friend must also be a cute girl!

An Ding ignited his fighting spirit, he must dress up as the most reliable and cute girl, and he must reassure Sougo-kun's sister!

"Ordinary clothes, but also cute clothes..." Kagura also pinched her chin, frowning as if thinking deeply.

"Let's go find Xinbaji! He has collected a lot of Aru in the same costume as Simentong!"

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"Huh?" Shinpachi expressed disbelief at their intentions.

"Don't you think there are many places here that you need to complain about?! Okita-kun needs female friends, why don't you just ask women directly! Is it really okay to let his subordinates dress up as women?! He simply wants to see you as a pseudo-mother! Besides, what kind of female friend, that kind of description is clearly a girlfriend!"

Xinpachi angrily took out his precious treasures: "Pick one, and remember to protect it well. This is the one I watch, preserve, teach, and actually use for viewing. It is flawless and very A precious class!"

"Okay, thank you very much." An Ding picked up a light blue lady's kimono casually: "This one is just fine... um? Why is the hem so short?"

Shinpachi: "Ms. Atong is the fashion vane who leads the lightweight kimono, so almost all the clothes she wears are like this... Besides, she also led the wave of cute cat ears. Would you like to wear cat ears too?"

As he said that, Shinpachi, who was aroused by the otaku's interest, held up a furry cat ear headband: "This is it."

An Ding was a little moved: "Cat ears... are they cute?"

Yamazaki Tai turned pale with shock, and hurriedly stopped the two people who dared to try and recommend everything: "No, no, not only the light kimono is already cute, cat ears are not necessary to wear every day! Okita The captain's sister is from Wuzhou, maybe she is not used to this trendy element, Oze, you put down the cat ears first..."

Oh my god, the normal Aoze has already made the singles of the Shinsengumi agitated, so you should stop challenging everyone's fragile sexual orientation, okay?He Yamazaki Tai is also single! ! !

Hearing "Songwu-kun's older sister may not be very used to it", An Ding put down the cat ear headband decisively: "Although it looks cute, if my sister doesn't like it, then forget it."

Yamazaki Tai: Did you call me sister directly? ! !

"Now that I have got the clothes, I only need to dress up as a cute girl..." An Ding tapped his chin with his fingertips, and tilted his head:

"Xin Hachikun, do you know how to put on makeup?"

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"Ah, is that why you called me back, Xiaoxin?" The gentle beauty in a pink kimono covered her mouth and smiled, "I thought Xiaoxin wanted to eat the fried eggs made by her sister. "

"No, sister, please don't think so."

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"So——" Shimura Takashi shifted his gaze to Anding, who had changed into a short lady's kimono, and looked at the blue-haired "beautiful girl" who was particularly uncomfortable with her big white legs, and finally swept her flat chest twice in satisfaction. eye, said sincerely:

"Actually, you don't need makeup anymore."

"Is that so?" An Ding was a little hesitant: "But makeup will make you cuter?"

After all, Kiyomitsu is always talking about how he would be cuter if he puts on makeup, and Ran also likes to buy some cosmetics for girls in Wanwu. When I came back for the first time, it was indeed a little cuter.

So now in An Ding's eyes, makeup has been equated with cuteness.

I don't know if I will be as cute as Qingguang after putting on makeup?An Ding thought so.

So the "beautiful girl" with the blue ponytail blushed slightly, and said to her fingers, "...I still want something cuter."

It would be best to be as cute as Qingguang, he added in his heart.

"Ah, this is really—" Tae Shimura covered his mouth in surprise, and said meaningfully:

"—quite talented."

"Then come here, I'll put on a cute makeup for you." Shimura beckoned couply, beckoning An Ding to follow her to her room, then turned around and stared deeply at his younger brother and Yamazaki who were watching:

"Actually... If you want to get closer to girls, then girls must have a group of girlfriends-you come here too."

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In the dessert shop.

Okita Mitsuha asked softly:

"It's been a long time, Mr. Xiao, when will your girlfriend arrive?"

"Pfft——" Sakata Yinshi sprayed out a mouthful of orange juice, and then coughed heart-piercingly: "Cough, cough, cough, cough——"

Sougo Okita avoided the side: "Hey, I said boss, even if you envy me for having a girlfriend, you don't have to react so much?"

"No, no, no, it's not that Yinsang is envious of you." Sakata Gintoki took a breath, with a shocked expression on his face:

"But Soichirou-kun, we should be more specific in making girlfriends, right?" He tremblingly pointed behind Sougo Okita.

Okita Sougo: "Huh?"

Okita Sougo was at a loss, he followed the direction of Sakata Gintoki's finger and turned his head in confusion.

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The blue hair hangs softly on the shoulders, the cute face is painted with light makeup, and the two thin white legs stick out from the hem of the kimono, stepping on clogs with cute pompoms. This is undoubtedly a super high score The cute and beautiful girl is the kind of otaku killer. Taking a photo secretly and posting it on social feeds will cause a sensation among otaku. Even the pickiest sister can't find fault with such a cute girl——

If only Ozer was alone.

Okita Sougo directly followed in the footsteps of Sakata Gintoki, a sip of orange juice was also dedicated to the floor in the next instant, and even the subordinates in the women's clothing didn't bother to appreciate it. The reason was none other than the group of monsters and ghosts behind the women's clothing Ozawa...

"Small, Boss..." Mitsuha Okita also looked at this group of Yingying Yanyan in shock, pointed at these two, three, four or five "beautiful girls" with their own merits, and said tremblingly:

"These... are all your girlfriends...?"