Stable Polarized Practice

"Uh, hello everyone, I'm Yamazaki... and now I'm being arrested as the referee for this round of 'Deputy Chief Hijikata vs Boss Sakata of Wanshiya's Drinking Collision Battle'..."

Yamazaki held his precious badminton racket under his arm, stood between the two contestants who were looking at each other fiercely, holding a draft beer mug full of wine in one hand, and the one who drove the ducks to the shelves was pushed to the host: "First of all, The team on my left, the name is 'Must drink up the tax thief's wine Aru', Boss Sakata participated in the battle, and the team consisted of Ms. Kagura and Shinhachi-"

"Come on, Silver Sauce! Drink up all their wine, Alu! Don't leave a drop for them, Alu!" The girl with the bun head rode on the back of the big white dog and clenched her fists and shouted: "Show your drinking strawberry milk! Ah Silver Sauce!"

Shinpachi waved the banner of "Atong's life" that was pulled out at some time, and the headband of "Atong Saigao" was tied up, and he also cheered and shouted: "Come on, Yin-san! We must win!" (Sakata Gintoki : Huh? Come on, why use Atong Saigao?)”

"...The members of this team are very imposing, hahaha." Yamazaki retreated and laughed twice, and then turned to introduce the other team: "Then on my right is 'Mr. The team, the team members are Captain Okita and Ozawa—ahh?!!”

Yamazaki was taken aback for no other reason than the aura of these two team members was so strong that it was terrifying...

"Hehehehehe, Mr. Hijikata, if you lose, you must remember to cut seppuku. I will help you find out. If you win, you can just die." The captain of the first team carrying the bazooka was surrounded by black and purple With a trembling breath, the cannon barrel was already aimed at Toshiro Hijikata who was sweating coldly: "Ah, otherwise it is okay to die now, go to Hijikata."

"Come on, Deputy Commander!" Right next to Captain Shaking S, with fluffy ponytail swaying back and forth, cute face and "kilakila" eyes emitting sparkling rays, Ao Zezheng cheered up with an angelic smile on his face: "Be sure not to leave a single drop." Drink it all up! You must be super handsome if you drink it all up, Deputy Commander! If you can’t—"

The angel turned into a devil in seconds, and even the soft and clear boyish voice lowered a few ranges:

"——If you can't do it, just drop your head and die, hee hee."

Earthwork [-] Lang:"……"

"Two, the players on both sides are very excited." Yamazaki put the draft beer mug in front of the contestants, wiped off his cold sweat, and stepped back: "The winner can make a request to the loser one-on-one, then Contestants please get ready, get ready—start!"

As soon as the words at the beginning fell, Kagura suddenly picked up the draft beer mug—yes, Kagura, she held up a full mug with one hand, and pinched Sakata Gintoki's mouth with the other, accompanied by Shinpachi's shock "Kagura, what are you doing?!", the silver-haired man with natural curly hair struggled and poured down the wine like pouring water.

"No, I'm going to be overtaken!" Okita Sougo looked solemn, threw the bazooka away, and picked up the beer mug first: "Okuza, hold Mr. Hijikata!"

Hijikata Shiro: "??? What are you doing?!"

"Got it, Sougo-kun." The blue-haired boy decisively carried out the task, and instantly displayed an extremely short maneuver. Hijikata Toshiro only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then he found that two arms were strung up on his arm. Slender arms - this guy put a personal arm lock on him!

"Wait? Ozawa?! How can you listen to this guy?!" Hijikata Toshiro struggled in horror: "Let me go, oh-oh--"

Compared with Kagura's "gurgling" pouring of wine, here is almost pouring the entire cup into it. Shinpachi, who is always paying attention to the enemy's movements, immediately reported the enemy's situation: "Not good!" Mr. Hijikata If you can't drink enough, go harakiri! The team is almost overtaking us! What shall we do now, Chief Kagura!"

"What!" Kagura was startled at first, turned his head to observe the enemy's movements, and then narrowed his big blue eyes: "It's okay Aru, the new eighth lieutenant general, just watch me."

Immediately, he opened his voice and shouted to the other side: "Hey! I said that Shaking S and the beautiful girl over there—"

"Huh? Miss Kagura is calling us." An Ding turned her head curiously: "What's the matter with her?"

"Oh, it's just a mere conspiracy, leave her alone, Ozawa." Okita Sougo saw through Kagura's scheme at a glance, and continued drinking without raising his head, but at the next moment, he heard——

"—Your reservoir gate is still open, Aru!"

An Ding: "Huh? What is the reservoir gate?"

Compared with the stable daze, Okita Sougo suddenly turned pale with shock, and subconsciously looked down at his pants crotch:

"What nonsense are you bastards! My zipper is fine—"

"——Contestant Gintoki Sakata completes the task first! The team 'Must drink up the tax thief's wine, Aru' wins!"

Okita Satoru:"……"

Shinpachi: "..."

"Ahem, then the next step is the punishment part. Please send a member of the team 'Must drink up the tax thief's wine, Alu', and select a member of the team of 'Mr. Make reasonable demands."

Yamazaki retreated and cleared his throat, announced the final result, and then threw himself on the side of Toshiro Hijikata who was foaming at the mouth the moment the words fell: "Vice Chief, cheer up!"

……

"Punishment..." Sakata Gintoki, who also belonged to the winner, also fell to the ground foaming at the mouth. Only Kagura and Shinpachi, who were still awake, could propose punishment, so Kagura squeezed his chin deeply I started to think: "Should I let the guy Shaking S pee like a dog, or let the guy Shaking S lie on the ground and bark?"

Shinpachi: "..."

Shinpachi: "Well, let me do it."

If you really make this request, I am afraid that our Wanshiya party will not be able to see the sun tomorrow even with people and dogs. Shinpachi clenched his fist and coughed at his mouth. Having chosen with Ao Ze-kun, he first shifted his gaze to Shiji who was looking at him eeriely.

Okita Sougo smiled at him with a bazooka on his shoulder.

Shinpachi: "...Well, I choose Ozawa-kun."

"Huh? Me?" The boy with the ponytail blinked his blue eyes, and pointed to himself curiously: "So what do you want me to do?"

Shinpachi: "..."

Oops, Oops!Ozawa-kun is too pure and cute like this, I really can't bear to say the image-destroying request in my heart!

Shinpachi resolutely softened his heart, and made a non-painful request: "Then Ozawa-kun just tell me... the color you like."

Kagura: "Hey Xinbaji, you're too much water!"

"Do you like the color?" An Ding leaned on his chin and thought for a while, then held his slightly flushed face and said, "Red... That guy's eyes are red, as beautiful as rubies."

Shinpachi: "..."

Shinpachi suddenly felt that he had eaten a mouthful of dog food, and he looked at the chestnut head behind Ozer with a distorted expression, shaking his head. Sure enough, he saw that guy turned his head away with a dark face, and coughed with his fists clenched to hide it.

Kagura: "Dog boy Aru."

However, in the next second, the captain of the first team with a dark face suddenly turned black.

Because An Ding is still saying:

"—The red nail polish is also cute, and the red scarf is also cute. That guy really suits red."

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"Hey, California, do you want the blue one?" Kasen Kanesada, who was in charge of distributing all the swords and will hang the Wish Sign of Manyo Sakura tomorrow, was stunned: "So you actually like blue?"

"Ah? That..." The man with the red nails blushed and turned his head away: "...that guy is always dressed in blue...even his hair and eyes are blue."

Kasen Kanesada: "The relationship between you is really good. The last time Yamato Mamoru asked me for a red wish sign, the reason is the same as yours."

"It's just the color..."

……

"...Oh? Sogo-kun?!!"

As soon as An Ding finished speaking the last word, he felt a sudden chill on his back. He subconsciously turned his head and found that his captain was approaching with a gloomy face, and he looked so murderous that his hair was flying upwards.

"What, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Okita Sougo asked back with a gloomy face, with a black and purple will-o'-the-wisp burning behind him, approaching the blue-haired boy in a cold sweat with a ghostly aura:

"As my thing, do I give you the right to think that the color of the sow looks good?"

An Ding was frightened and woke up: "What, what is your thing?"

It can't be the reason he thought!

However, the captain, who was in full swing, didn't give him time to think at all. He took a step forward and picked up the shocked newcomer, and left aggressively.

Onlookers: "...???"

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Behind a cherry blossom tree that is slightly away from the crowd, two figures are leaning together in an ambiguous posture from a distance, but if you look closer, you will find...

This is not ambiguous, this is simply a precursor to a murder!

"Boss, So Wu-kun...?" An Ding stiffened his neck, cautiously not daring to move - because a flower knife made of blue woven rope was sticking to his neck!Of course, I know how sharp my body knife is, An Ding really dare not move it now, dare not move it.

"What is Sou Wu-kun doing...?"

The guy pointing at someone's neck with his own knife was expressionless, his blood-red eyes scanned up and down, as if looking for a better place to cut the knife, probably found a suitable place for the knife, Okita Sougo finally condescended opened his mouth:

"Oza, your gauntlet with the same pattern as the blade of this sword...where did it go?"

Anding's cold sweat broke down in an instant.

"And there are many things I'm curious about." Okita Sougo continued to say slowly:

"You have had a strong interest in my sword from the very beginning, and your sword skills are becoming more and more similar to mine. Even your injuries will heal after I finish repairing the sword... When you were on a mission in Yoshihara, I was still killed. I have been forced to repair the sword in the middle of the night, so it is strange that the sword will be damaged by itself?"

Since it is already my own, where did I know the sow with red eyes, red nails and red scarf?Sure enough, it's under-teaching, right?

The chestnut-haired captain unhurriedly pressed the blade against the white neck again, with a bad and casual attitude, as if he said the next sentence unhurriedly:

"Are you right, Hijikata is a dog UH-74?"

stable:"……"

Okay, the simmering tension is gone.