School grass he is too good

When Cheng Tiao opened the door, he really wanted to kill Lin Jian, but the moment the door opened, his face immediately changed into a smile like a spring breeze.

"Auntie, what's the matter?" He looked at the dormitory aunt who had a rather sinister expression and asked softly.

The steward was full of anger at first, but now seeing the atmosphere in the room, it doesn't look like he's about to fight.

She walked into the dormitory with some confusion, and then pointed to the broken glass on the ground and asked, "What's the matter with your door? The glass is all broken."

Wei Lan squeezed to Cheng Tiao's side, and quickly explained: "The balcony door was broken on Wednesday, and we reported it for repair. My classmate just moved in, and accidentally bumped into it while packing up."

Hearing the words, the housekeeper looked at the four people in the house suspiciously for a while, and then nodded: "Okay, someone should come to fix it in the afternoon, as long as there is no fight."

After she finished speaking, she glared at those who opened the dormitory to watch the excitement, and said loudly: "What are you looking at, what's interesting, they're all gone!"

Perhaps the voice was too strong, but Cheng Tiao heard the door slamming one after another. It seemed that there were quite a few gossipers on this floor.

After the dormitory aunt left, Cheng Tiao slowly closed the dormitory door with his foot.

He looked at Lin Jian with a smile: "Should we talk about what happened just now? Which hand did you push me just now? How about I chop it up for you?"

Lin Jian raised his hands begging for mercy with some amusement. He felt that Cheng Tiao was really special. The other party seemed to have a yin and yang tone all the time when he spoke, but he was unexpectedly not annoying.

He guessed that it might be because of his good looks, if it were Lin Gungun who talked to people like this, he would have been beaten and cried a long time ago.

Cheng Tiao continued to pack his things in a hurry, and he wiped the table and cabinet again.

Then he opened his suitcase, took out a few pairs of shoes that he often wore and put them on the small shoe rack, and put the clothes and trousers that had been bagged into the closet. His suitcase was basically It's almost empty.

There were only a few books left and he put them in a small space in the upper left corner of the table.

Then he opened his big hiking bag, took out a master ball from it and put it on the table. This master ball was modified by himself with a children's helmet, so it looked quite big.

"I'll go, such a big one can take you in directly." Lin Jian held up the heavy master ball with both hands.

Then he suddenly held up the master ball and yelled at Cheng Tiao with a smirk on his face: "Come in, Pi... grass!"

Before he could finish shouting, Cheng Tiao hit his abdomen with his elbow, and the pain was so painful that he almost smashed the master ball on his foot.

"Is it itchy, I'll scratch it for you?" Cheng Tiao raised his eyebrows and smiled at him.

He has been fond of tinkering with these gadgets since he was a child. He even made a master ball seat that can be switched on and off in his hometown, which looks very cool.It's a pity that it was not brought to province A because it was too heavy.

Lin Jian pressed the switch of the master ball curiously, and found that the thing could actually be turned on. He thought he would see a yellow mouse or a Pokémon like garlic.

But in this master ball, there is a silver flying goddess standing mark.

"Fuck, this is the logo of Rolls-Royce, isn't it awesome?" Lin Gun looked at Cheng Tiao's silver flying goddess logo on the table with some surprise.

He had read related news on the Internet before, and the most common silver label was almost tens of thousands in size.

Lin Jian looked at Cheng Tiao with a complicated expression: "So wicked?"

He really can't think that his deskmate can do such a hard-charging thing, this is too wicked.

Cheng Tiao twitched the corner of his mouth: "What are you thinking about, the stainless steel model of the same style, I bought it on Taobao 99 with free shipping."

Only then did Lin Gun heave a sigh of relief. After all, he might have to spend several years in prison for removing such a car logo for no reason.

He looked at the model curiously again, and said casually: "I think 99 is too worthless for this workmanship, and 19.9 is about the same."

Lin Jian stretched out his hand to shake the sign, then smiled and said nothing.

Cheng Tiao laughed twice, but did not refute.

He just said casually just now that this is really the stand mark on his father's car, because he likes it, and his father just wanted to change it to a luminous glass one, so he gave this stand mark to him.

But in the end, it can be regarded as a valuable thing, and it is best not to expose the wealth.

"Do you like Pokémon so much? You have a tattoo on your back." Wei Lan asked a little funny.

Cheng Tiao shook his head and said with a smile: "I liked it when I was young, but now it's fine. I like Digimon more now. Don't you think that flying goddess is very similar to Digimon?"

"In the end, you just like "Baby"." Lin Jian couldn't help teasing.

Cheng Tiao snorted softly, but didn't say much. He has been very capable since he was a child, in all aspects.

His bastard uncle also has a playful personality, and whenever he has any new ideas, he will help him think about them together.

After Lin Jian closed the master ball and put it back on the table for him, his eyes were attracted by Cheng Tiao's pair of shoes again.

It was a pair of very aggressive-looking leather boots, with a delicate little guitar on the edge of the shoes. He bent down slightly and took a closer look, and found that the strings seemed to be able to pulsate.

"Damn it, this one looks a bit dangling." He poked the piano keyboard on the other side and exclaimed.

After Cheng Tiao glanced at those eyes, there was a hint of pride in his eyes: "I designed this by myself before, but now I am embarrassed to wear it out."

Because now this pair of shoes must have a high rate of return when worn out, and it can be said to be quite non-mainstream.

"Awesome! You are really versatile, unlike me who has nothing but handsomeness and wisdom!" Lin Jian couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and the next second his face was hit by a pack of tissues.

"If you don't want your face, I can use sandpaper to grind it off for you, but it should be quite time-consuming, after all, the thickness is so high." Cheng Tiao looked at him and laughed lightly.

He will never allow other people in this dormitory to be more narcissistic than himself!

After these miscellaneous things were almost cleaned up, Cheng Tiao looked at his bed and found that the bed board was dry.

He stepped up the ladder and pressed hard on the bed board, but remained motionless.

The bed board was made of solid wood, which gave Cheng Tiao a sense of security. At least he didn't have to worry about falling down because the bed board suddenly collapsed in the middle of the night.

He was laying on a mat on top of it, and when he turned around, he was right in front of the big, mean, hooligan rabbit on Lin Jian's bed.

Cheng Tiao: "..."

He silently looked away, not looking at the monster's face.

After making the bed, he was so tired that he lay on his bed, and waved to the roommates below: "My dad bought food for you, take it yourself."

Lin Jian didn't regard himself as an outsider at all, he opened the bag of snacks and said with a chuckle, "Why don't you just pick out your favorite food, I don't pick any of them."

"I don't pick animals." Cheng Tiao cursed with a smile, then rolled to the side of the bed, stretched out his hand, took out a box of cookies and two chocolates from the bag, and rolled back to the middle of the bed.

He wasn't interested in those snacks, and most of them were salty and spicy, so he couldn't eat them at all.

Lin Gun rushed over excitedly, and grabbed several packs of spicy strips: "I want spicy strips! The school supermarket sells all kinds of off-brand ones, and the corners of my mouth will rot if I eat them."

Obviously, spicy noodles are always popular everywhere, and Lin Jian snatched a few more packets from him and threw them on Cheng Tiao's bed.

After all, everyone was still joking, and they didn't have the nerve to take more and still left half of the bag for Cheng Tiao.

"Honestly, you should divide them up. I only like sweet ones." Cheng Tiao slowly tore open the packaging of the chocolate, took a big bite, and said while chewing.

Lin Jian took out two bags of Alpine candies from his bag, shook them at him, and said with a smile, "Sweet."

Cheng Tiao didn't say anything, but just stretched out his hand and pointed in the direction of his drawer, motioning for the other party to open it.

Lin Jian opened the drawer curiously, and saw that it was full of hundreds of small packages of marshmallows, which was particularly shocking at first glance.

Lin Jian couldn't help hissing, he felt a toothache just looking at that drawer.

"If you don't like it, why not dismantle it and distribute it to other dormitories, just take this opportunity to build a good relationship." Wei Lan asked Cheng Tiao who was on the bed after thinking about it.

"Sure." Cheng Tiao replied indifferently, he didn't like hard candy very much.

"Hey, it's so scary, I thought he was going to beat us up." A student in dormitory 418 held a handful of candies with red eyes, and choked up after a long time.

Another boy murmured in disbelief: "How can I be appreciated by this big guy? Does he mean to accept me as his little brother?"

"Is it true that if you become his little brother, you won't be beaten?" Someone asked weakly.

"Maybe the beating wasn't that hard, you see that the dormitory next door can still distribute candies." The head of the dormitory said quietly.

"........."

"Let me go, there is no floor leakage on your floor, right?" Cheng Tiao lifted his shoes and glanced at his rubber-soled booties.

Just now he saw several people trembling as if they had Parkinson's, and they looked as if they had been stunned by electric shock.

Lin Jian laughed: "Handsome guy, do you misunderstand your reputation?"

"Our brother Tiao is the man who dreams of becoming the king of the dormitory!" Lin Gun yelled with his waist inserted into his waist.

Cheng Tiao snorted softly, returned to his chair and complained, "You only dream of being a dorm supervisor. You have no pursuit in life."

"I can't guarantee that this person only watches anime with the word "baby." Lin Gun stood up straight with no expression on his face, and complained to the people beside him.

"I agree." Lin Jian nodded.

After three o'clock, the maintenance master finally came to the door.

Lin Jian took the opportunity to ask the other party to repair the toilet door that made a ghostly noise when it was opened and closed.

Because whenever someone goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, it is the scene of a horror movie.

He could more or less see that Cheng Tiao couldn't help being frightened, and he might let the sound die in the middle of the night.

"Hiss." Cheng Tiao patted the furry hair on his arm: "Your toilet door is so fucking horrible. If you don't fix it, you may never even think about going to the toilet in the middle of the night."

Lin Gun: "..."

Wei Lan: "..."

"Excuse me, are you a fucking devil?" Lin Jian couldn't help asking for them.

Cheng Tiao kicked the toilet door lightly, and after hearing the sound that made his scalp tingle again, he said seriously: "I'm not, but this door might be."

The author has something to say: Cheng Tiao in the eyes of others: One hits three, can smash glass doors with one punch, big boss, school bully

Cheng Tiao in Lin Jian's eyes: yin and yang, taller than me, anti-addiction if you are underage, you can't be scared if you are a dick, silly, Pikachu! ! !

The actual Cheng Tiao: Grass!Forgot to bring baby powder QAQ