School grass he is too good

On the day of the monthly exam, the inspection was quite strict. Several teachers stood at the door of the classroom with electronic detectors to check whether they had brought electronic products such as mobile phones.

Even Cheng Tiao's incense burner was stuffed back into his bag and placed in the public area outside so that he was not allowed to bring it in.

This made him feel a little depressed, and he thought that he could use this incense burner to invite some great immortal to entrust the answer to his dream or what, why not let him bring it?

Besides, the guy with the dice at the next table has nothing wrong with it. Speaking of which, who is more superstitious than the other?

Xu Shi noticed that Cheng Tiao had been staring at the dice in his hand. A drop of cold sweat dripped from that student's forehead, and he said weakly, "Brother Tiao, why don't you use this first?"

"No need, I have it myself." Cheng Tiao withdrew his gaze expressionlessly, then took out a big dice from his pocket, and quietly placed it on the table.

Not only did I bring one, but I also brought one bigger than all of you!

The dice of Lin Jian's Monopoly carpet have always been in his school uniform pocket. He didn't bother to take out the school uniform before washing it by hand, so he kept it in his pocket all the time.

So when the teacher who just inspected the contraband took out such a big dice from his clothes, the expression on his face was indescribable.

"As expected of Brother Tiao, such a big dice must be more effective!" The classmate looked at him with admiration and said.

Cheng Tiao: "..."

The other party's tone was so sincere that he couldn't help but look at the other party again, and found that the man really prepared quite well. Besides the dice, there was actually a handmade origami for screening.

Awesome, Cheng Tiao leaned back in his chair and yawned, Lin Jian's snoring was so loud last night that it woke him up in the middle of the night.

He was so angry that he picked up his own pillow and threw it at the opposite side. He never expected that the guy would sleep even more soundly by hugging the pillow.

Even when he woke up the next day and saw the pillow in his hand, he questioned whether Cheng Tiao had sneaked into his bed in the middle of the night.

Cheng Tiao said that there is no fuck to say.

"I've memorized Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin, so I can get two more points in the test later."

When Cheng Tiao was leaning back in his chair, he heard the students behind him talking to someone.

Hearing this, many people looked at that classmate in disbelief, then held back a smile and said, "Awesome brother, it seems that I have studied hard this time."

"Where is it, I just use the time I usually spend playing games to study for a while." The buddy waved his hand politely.

Then you really only learned for a short while, Cheng Tiao complained silently in his heart.

But there were many false compliments around him, and he felt full of malice from those compliments.

Cheng Tiao casually turned the black pen in his hand, and for a moment, he didn't know that he should tell the other party Jing Ke's assassination of the King of Qin first, should it be the text of last semester?

It is better to remind the other party that the test in this class is actually English.

After looking down at his watch, he naturally gave up these two options. Anyway, the answer will make people despair, so why not let the other party be happy for another 2 minutes.

"Okay, everyone, be quiet, and the test papers will be distributed." A female teacher stood on the podium and tore open the sealed test papers with a knife.

Cheng Tiao raised his eyebrows in surprise. He logically said that if the test papers were really so strict, it wouldn't be easy for people to get through the questions, right?

The test paper was passed from the first row to the back. When he passed the test paper to the back, he heard a wailing from the table behind him: "Fuck, this section is actually an English test!"

"Pfft-"

There were bursts of laughter from all around, but to be honest, he was the one who laughed the most at the table in front of him.

That brother raised his head a little annoyed at first to see who Hun Dan was so unsympathetic, but after noticing that it was Cheng Tiao, he lowered his head silently, not to be offended, not to be offended.

The English paper wasn't too difficult, and after Cheng Tiao turned to the back and read the general scene, he was slightly relieved.

"Three longs and one short choose the shortest, three shorts and one long choose the longest, two longs and two shorts choose B, if they are uneven, D is invincible!" A student in the back row suddenly murmured loudly.

"What are you doing, don't talk." The invigilator pointed at the student and shouted loudly.

Then Cheng Tiao saw that the student on his left seemed to have mastered the secret book, and suddenly realized that he began to bow his head and do multiple-choice questions frantically.

As for the classmate behind him, listening to the sound of the pen crashing is probably also a virtue.

Depend on!I haven't played the listening comprehension yet, why don't you do a woolen listening comprehension test?

Cheng Tiao glanced at them in disbelief, feeling that his three views had been refreshed again.

"Don't whisper." A teacher saw him turn his head, walked over and knocked on the table and said.

For some reason, at this moment Cheng Tiao inexplicably felt that the other party was insulting him.

When the invigilator walked back, the student in the back row quietly kicked Cheng Tiao's chair, and he comforted in a low voice, "It's okay, Brother Tiao, I'll borrow you to copy after I'm done!"

Cheng Tiao raised his head slightly and took a deep breath, then forced a smile and said, "No, thank you."

"Di-"

The radio suddenly rang, and Cheng Tiao sat up a little bit, looking at the listening test seriously.

"The listening test has officially begun..."

"first question……"

The difficulty of the listening comprehension question was not very high, and he repeated the broadcast three times before he could figure out the meaning in time.

"question three..."

"The answer is three, I fucking understand it." Cheng Tiao heard his back table mutter in disbelief, obviously surprised by his own wisdom.

Grass, he couldn't help cursing again in his heart.

…………

After an exam, Cheng Tiao's cheeks ached from eating candy, but at least his mouth was blocked.

After handing in the papers in advance and walking out of the examination room, he stood in the corridor looking at the blue sky and tried hard to purify his soul.

After taking a few deep breaths of the fresh air, Cheng Tiao turned around and walked towards the toilet, intending to rinse his mouth. He ate too much candy just now, which made his mouth bitter.

After hesitating for a while in front of the sink, Cheng Tiao felt that he should solve his physical problems first.

Because the trousers of the school uniform are too short, after the teacher's consent, he can finally choose to wear other trousers.

Today he was wearing a pair of loud hiking boots, rattling in the empty bathroom.

"Fuck, someone is finally here. Dude, do you have any paper?" A high-pitched shout came from a toilet, with a bit of joy in his tone.

Hearing this buddy's voice, Cheng Tiao felt somehow familiar.

"Lin Jian?" He lowered his voice and called out curiously.

"Acquaintance, that's just right. Come on, my squatting legs are going to go numb!" The man in the cubicle's tone became more excited, and he shouted excitedly.

Cheng Tiao: "..." Grass, it's really such an idiot.

"I threw it over. Whether you can catch it depends on your luck." Cheng Tiao clicked his tongue softly, and threw a small packet of heart seals over the compartment, then turned around and walked slowly towards the urinal.

As if thinking of something, he paused suddenly: "Hello!"

Cheng Tiao chuckled lightly when he heard the silly reply from the cubicle, and threw his mini-pack of wet wipes over.

When Cheng Tiao zipped up his jeans, Lin Jian just walked out of the cubicle.

After the two looked at each other, Lin Jian looked away in shame.

"So, you squatted inside for almost half an hour?" Cheng Tiao raised his eyebrows curiously while washing his hands.

According to what the other party said, he should have planned to take a urinate, but he entered the cubicle on a whim, and then realized that he didn't bring a paper.

After it was over, the mobile phone was handed over to the teacher.

Lin Jian sighed, and nodded sadly: "You're right at the same table, I'm so fucking hard."

"Isn't it? It's been too long to say that no one has come to the toilet." Cheng Tiao thought it was a bit exaggerated for him to say that there was nothing wrong with it.

Hearing this, Lin Jian's expression was a bit ferocious, he gritted his teeth and said, "Just now, there really was a Hun Dan who came to the toilet and said that he would fetch paper for me."

"Damn, I waited for 10 minutes, and the grandson never came back. The trust between people has been eaten by dogs!"

Cheng Tiao couldn't help but burst into laughter, regretting that he wasn't in the examination room, so he checked the test paper twice more.

The author has something to say: I feel that every school exam will have an amazing formula~