School grass he is too good

"Here comes another one." The classmate glanced at Lin Jian and said to Cheng Tiao with some contempt.

Cheng Tiao: "..."

He may, probably, may know who this classmate is, but he really can't tell who it is.

Seeing that Cheng Tiao didn't respond, the man looked at Lin Jian: "Hey, don't be fooled by him. He is shameless, and he likes to hook up with handsome boys like you."

"Yes, is there? It's okay, in fact, he's just average handsome." Lin Jian waved his hand modestly, signaling the other party not to praise him so much.

Fuck, obviously this product looks more stinky and shameless, okay?Cheng Tiao said viciously in his heart.

The man choked on Lin Jian's reaction and was almost speechless, so he had to point the cannon at Cheng Tiao again: "Didn't I warn you seriously not to hit again?"

Cheng Tiao slowly threw a shrimp into his mouth, and then he looked at the other party casually and pursed his lips and said, "Then I will officially declare that your warning is invalid."

Cool cover.Lin Gun on the opposite side mouthed Lin Jian. He thought Cheng Tiao's tone of voice was very cool.

Cheng Tiao didn't intend to take the blame for others for no reason. If everyone gets better, it's all a thing of the past.

But if he insisted on breaking up with him, he really didn't want to accompany him at all.

"Cheng Tiao, you are really shameless." After the man said this, he left angrily.

Lin Jian looked at Cheng Tiao in a daze: "I'll go, I fucking thought the two of you were going to go out to have a fight later, and he just coaxed you so directly?"

Cheng Tiao was also a little surprised. He thought it would take a little more talking to persuade the old man to leave, but it was pretty good and saved trouble.

"Maybe I want to fight again when I'm full." He shrugged indifferently.

Lin Jian reached out and patted his shoulder and said seriously: "Don't worry, if he asks you for an appointment, I will definitely call you a teacher!"

"If I was wrong just now with your tone, I really thought you were going to fight for me." Cheng Tiao gave him a half-smile look.

"Then how can I go? If I go, it will be a mob fight, and I will have to write five hundred more characters for the review." Lin Jian looked very experienced, which made Cheng Tiao even more convinced that the other party was a bad guy. A scumbag who does serious things.

After lunch, Cheng Tiao originally planned to find a place to take a nap.

But in the end, under Lin Gun's strong request, he followed them to their dormitory, and somehow played Monopoly for more than an hour.

"It's so boring." He leaned against the bed and yawned, looking boredly at Lin Jian who was still chanting some gibberish spells.

"God bless, give me three, three, three!" Lin Jian closed his eyes and threw the dice. The dice rolled on the ground for a dozen times and then stopped. The score was two.

Cheng Tiao propped up his chin, and lightly kicked Lin Jian who was still in a daze with the toe of his shoe, mockingly said: "You are a fucking idiot, Las Vegas, my territory. Congratulations, you are bankrupt again." gone."

Lin Jian knelt down on the game blanket in despair, hugged Cheng Tiao's thigh and shouted, "No, Boss Cheng, give me another chance!"

Cheng Tiaoxin said I'm going to give you a big head ghost, and he didn't know why things turned out like this.

When Lin Gun invited him to the dormitory to play, he thought it was a simple chat, or he just played games online together.

Who the hell would have thought that Lin Jian would pull out a blanket from under the bed and start playing Monopoly as soon as he entered. Cheng Tiao felt that he might have been tricked by them.

Lin Jian is a good gamer, and his addiction is huge.The more he loses, the more he wants to play, which makes Cheng Tiao feel like he's going to throw up if he wins. He deliberately let go, but this person can't beat the number he wants.

Wei Lan waved her hand and fell on the bed with a tired face: "No, I have to sleep for a while, I'm too tired."

"Me too, why are we so boring." Lin Gun also sat on the chair with a look of lovelessness and raised his head and wailed.

Cheng Tiao glanced at the two of them, and after confirming that the two of them really couldn't play anymore, he breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he could finally take a good rest.

He can almost memorize the content of each frame above Monopoly now, and he reckons that he can probably beat that idiot with his eyes closed.

Sitting on the carpet, Lin Jian hugged Cheng Tiao's calf and begged bitterly: "Give it another go, I promise I won't lose this time, okay!"

"I believe you bastard, that's what you said the first six times." Cheng Tiao kicked him in disgust.

He doesn't know what's wrong with him, he can play with these people for so long in less than a morning, and he's playing Monopoly.

Lin Jian held up three fingers and promised: "I swear, it's really the last one, and I won't continue playing no matter whether I win or lose."

Cheng Tiao shook his head indifferently: "I refuse."

As he said that, he got up and walked towards the toilet. He planned to go to the sink and shake his head to see if it was because his brain was flooded that he played so many games with this idiot.

"Ah, this man is so cold, ruthless, and cruel!" Lin Jian held a handful of props and banknotes in his hand and threw them on his head, then let out a playful cry, and fell on the carpet without moving up.

Stupid batch!Cheng Tiao heard movement outside while washing his face, and couldn't help rolling his eyes in the mirror.

When he raised his head and looked at himself in the mirror, Cheng Tiao suddenly felt a double image of himself in the mirror, which made him subconsciously support the sink and close his eyes.It took several deep breaths before slowly opening it.

This time, his vision was very clear, and he didn't have the symptoms just now.

He wasn't sure if it was the anemia or something that the mistress had created for him, or if it was the sequelae of his soul going out of his body.This made him afraid to walk around casually, and planned to stand still for a while.

Lin Jian, who lay on the ground pretending to be dead for a long time before Cheng Tiao couldn't help but sat up, shouted towards the toilet: "Boss Cheng, did you fall into the pit? I need to find a net to catch you!"

"Why are you cursing him so well? Maybe Brother Tiao is just constipated." Lin Gun couldn't help but complain for Cheng Tiao.

The soundproofing effect of the toilet was so poor that Cheng Tiao wanted to rush out and beat someone. After patting his face twice, he calmly opened the door and walked out.

As soon as he sat on the carpet, he immediately took out his mobile phone, not giving the other party a chance to speak at all.

He would rather memorize a few more words with the English app on his mobile phone than waste his precious lunch break time on the rich man and the idiot.

Lin Jian's eyes were sharp, and he saw Cheng Tiao's mobile phone and the game software of the same model as his, and he was full of hope: "You play with me one last time, and I will take you to pretend to be B and fly with you in Nightmare!"

Nightmare is a new game that Cheng Tiao has been playing recently, which is a brain-burning secret room and break through levels. The game feels very good, but unfortunately he can only play it for 10 minutes a day.

"When did you start playing, and what level have you reached?" Cheng Tiao couldn't help asking.

There is more or less a sense of comparison in his heart, he feels that with his own IQ, no matter what, he will not lose too much to the other party.

"I just played this month too, and I've been through No.30 level [-] for several days." After hearing Cheng Tiao's question, Lin Jian felt that there was something interesting in his heart, and then he took out his mobile phone and said.

Cheng Tiao frowned, looked at the other party suspiciously, and felt that this person was lying to himself: "Did you really just play this month?"

Hearing this question, Lin Jian was a little unhappy.

After unlocking the lock screen, he logged in to the game and handed Cheng Tiao the level of the level: "If it doesn't work, I'll show you the receipt from Apple."

Cheng Tiao looked at the level on the phone, and subconsciously narrowed his eyes. After swiping a few times, he didn't see any icons he was familiar with.

This made him look at the other party and asked curiously: "Why can your account not have an icon for preventing addiction to minors?"

Due to the restriction of anti-addiction for minors, Cheng Tiao can only play this game for four to 10 minutes each time, and can barely pass one or two levels a day.

Lin Jian was stunned for a moment, he suddenly felt that Cheng Tiao looked at him with a tinge of frightening innocence.

This is the first time someone has asked him this kind of question since he has been playing games for so many years.

"Well, have you never been to an Internet cafe, or a game hall?" Lin Jian looked at Cheng Tiao's expression, and he couldn't explain it. He found that his deskmate was indeed a rare one.

Cheng Tiao was a little confused, so he nodded: "Well, we don't let children in the Internet cafes and game halls over there."

Lin Jian's expression became more complicated. He suddenly suspected that the love history about Cheng Tiao on the post bar was all made up by other people.

A natural fool who has never been to an Internet cafe game hall, and asks others "why haven't I met an underage anti-addiction" while playing games.

How could it be possible to have that kind of IQ to fall in love with puppies!

Seeing the thirst for knowledge in Cheng Tiao's eyes, Lin Jian felt a rare sympathy for the little idiot: "Have you never thought of using other people's ID cards for authentication?"

"Can it still be like this?!" At this moment, Cheng Tiao suddenly felt that his three views had been refreshed.

His suddenly enlightened expression gave Lin Jian even more compassion for caring for mentally handicapped children.

"Then you haven't thought about it, and searched Baidu for a solution?" He couldn't help asking again.

Even if normal people can't think of a solution, they should be able to find Baidu to find a solution.

Cheng Tiao shook his head sluggishly. He usually stops and waits for the next day when he encounters the anti-addiction restrictions for minors in the middle of the game, and he doesn't feel too impatient.

It’s just that when I occasionally encounter this situation when I’m playing online games to brush dungeons, I will be scolded by my teammates as a child when I go online the next day, and it’s not a serious matter.

"It's okay, even if you feel like a fool now, it doesn't matter. I just like to be friends with a good-looking fool like you!" Lin Jian patted him on the shoulder and comforted him generously.

Lin Jian thought to herself, a person who can be restrained by underage addiction prevention when playing games must be very fragile in his heart.

"Do you know why I never go to the game hall of Internet cafes?" Cheng Tiao suddenly looked at him seriously and asked.

Because you're a little idiot!

Lin Jian complained silently in his heart, but in order not to hurt his tablemate a second time, he pretended to ask curiously, "Why?"

"Because the time I spend playing is dedicated to beating up fools like you. Unfortunately, you are the biggest fool I've seen in recent years." Cheng Tiao replied indifferently.

He didn't know where this idiot got the courage to say that he was a fool, so he could just play the game for a while, what's the point of pride!

………………

In the 10 to 1 minutes before class, Cheng Tiao spent [-] minutes to clear the level that Lin Jian had been stuck for three days, and defeated the boss who made the other party so angry that the corners of his mouth were bubbling.

Then the remaining 9 minutes were all used to mock each other fiercely.

After listening to nearly 10 minutes of insults without any swearwords or repetitions, Lin Jian wiped his face with some emotion: "It's thanks to the underage anti-addiction that can prevent such a talent as you, otherwise Zaan might need another one. A legend."

"Damn it, where's my bag?" Cheng Tiao was just focused on playing games and mocking people, but when he arrived in the classroom, he realized that his bag wasn't by his side.

Lin Gun in the front row was writing down all the words Cheng Tiao just said, and he planned to save them for recitation and use them to tease people in the future.

It's a pity that his writing speed was far behind the other party's speaking speed, and he felt sore after only writing down half of it.

Wei Lan next to him recalled that Cheng Tiao was still carrying a bag before they entered the dormitory, so he comforted him: "It's okay, it should have left in our dormitory, it's no problem to pick it up after class or after school. "

"But my textbooks are still in my bag." Just as Cheng Tiao got up and was about to go to the other party's dormitory to pick up things, the class bell rang.

"........."

Lin Jian calmly took out a lot of messy books from the drawer: "It's okay, I will lend you the textbooks. Hey, what's the first class?"

"It's Lao Bai's class." Lin Gun said after looking at the class schedule posted on the table.

Lin Jian nodded, stretched out his hands and rummaged through the pile of books for a long time, until Lao Ban had already walked in through the back door, he still hadn't found the book.

Cheng Tiao's eyes were sharp, and he immediately discovered the language sandwiched between physics and mathematics. He was just about to complain about the other party's blindness when he heard Lin Jian sigh.

"Fuck, what does Lao Bai teach? I fucking forgot." Lin Jian kicked Lin Gun's chair and asked in a low voice.

Cheng Tiao couldn't believe that this person didn't even remember what the other party was teaching after the head teacher had already taught them for a semester.

"Excuse me, are you a fucking goldfish?" Cheng Tiao pulled out the Chinese language documents from the pile of books in a panic.

At the same time, he felt a little more regretful about the brain capacity of his deskmate. He thought it was a pity that such a large space could only be used to hold water!

The author has something to say: Lin Jian: My deskmate is a little idiot~

Cheng Tiao: My deskmate is a big fool!

Until now, we are still firm in Tiaotiao. Lin Jian is just a scumbag.